AISubs v3.7
Once a month, we start off with "Bullshit Night". Mr. Nagashima, thank you for joining us.
Thank you for having me!
Since this is the first episode of the new year, we will finally enter the fifth year of Crayon Shin-chan.
This is amazing!
I'm going to watch it!
Let's watch it today as well.
I'm going to watch it!
We have Mr. Muneyuki, Mr. Kawamata, Mr. Shimizu, and Mr. Osaki.
Let's watch it.
Yes.
Let's watch it.
I'm Yuna Kawamata.
I'm going to be a kindergarten teacher and introduce myself.
When I say "one, two", can you say "Yuna, Yuna"?
When I say "I'm Setouchi's road bike girl", one, two...
Yuna, Yuna!
Thank you! You're all so good!
Thank you! Please take care of me today!
Yes!
No, no, no! You'll be fine, Katoki!
Katoki! Katoki, you'll be fine! You'll be fine!
I'm Rika Muneiki.
I put a plastic bottle on my head and do intense movements.
I see.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Putting it on your head, in the first place...
You have a beautiful head shape.
Oh, here it comes!
And...
Intense movements.
Up to this point...
It's funny.
It's funny, but at the same time, I'm angry.
I'm Shimizu Sara.
I'm going to imitate T-san, who uses a lot of katakana in STU's management.
Oh...
You need Shimizu's identity.
It's important for you to walk together in STU's future.
STU's hope depends on you now.
Cherish this illusion and work hard together.
It's difficult!
It is.
No, no, no...
I'm Osaki Sherika.
I'm going to do a ponytail spin filled with the enthusiasm of Krakow.
Let's cherish this illusion and work hard together.
You have to be young to be able to do it.
What is it?
Is it the same with the ponytail?
Maybe it's from under the neck.
It's not something an idol would do.
Let's continue.
Nakashima-san might like this.
I'm going to have you say a line you'd normally throw away.
Oh, teacher.
You don't have to come tomorrow.
Oh, my!
Sure!
What could it be?
Okay, everyone!
When I say "one, two," can you say "Yuma Yuma!"?
Huh? What should I think of?
You seem like you can think of a lot of things.
You're not kind at all, so I thought you were a heartless person.
Huh? You call me "Kato" (means "kato" in Japanese)
That's nice.
Huh? You call me "kato" (means "kato" in Japanese)
It connects well.
What do you think of his kind expression?
I don't know if he's a bad boy who played a prank on you.
That's what I think.
What do you think?
That's what I'm saying.
I was wondering if you could see him as a colleague.
A kind-hearted person...
Yes, yes.
If you ask me "Can we talk for a second?" and I say "No, you don't have to" with that expression...
I see, I see.
Do you talk that harshly to children?
No, I don't.
So, for us...
Your consideration is impressive!
Thank you for watching!
I wonder if it's cold.
Right?
No, not at all.
Not at all.
You're good at this.
No, but...
Are you okay?
Yes.
What?!
That's amazing!
It's like an overseas drama ending!
Next!
Next, next!
Welcome back, Master.
Yes, ma'am.
She fired two shots.
Welcome back, Master.
She's such a mischievous girl.
Is that so?
She's such a mischievous girl.
She's greeted me over and over again.
That's true.
Thank you for your hard work.
From tomorrow onward, I'll be your master.
Thank you for your hard work.
From tomorrow onward, I'll be your master.
You don't have to work anymore.
Welcome back, Master.
What's she going to say?
From tomorrow onward, I'll be your master.
You don't have to work anymore.
Welcome back, Master.
She's really working hard.
I'll work for you.
I won't let you work alone.
Oh, you must be tired.
I've been waiting for you.
But I took a 12-hour nap.
Welcome back, Master.
Thank you!
You're all so good!
Thank you!
I hope you'll work hard for me today, too!
You don't have to work anymore.
What's going to happen?
I'm sorry to say this, but it's true.
I'm curious. I'm curious.
What's going to happen?
So, you're going to tell your co-workers at work.
But you've been sleeping for 12 hours.
That's it!
Does that mean it's like a long dream she's been having?
That's what you're going to tell me, right?
Good morning.
You're a little early.
But you have a nice face.
You have a nice face.
I'm Shimizu Sara. Nice to meet you.
She looks relaxed.
Her face looks like it's going up and down.
Wow, that's nice.
Her face looks like it's going to be written by Hirohiko Araki.
She has a nice face.
Do you have a stand?
Wow, that's nice.
She looks like a famous villain.
[The girls' soccer is cool.]
The girls' soccer is cool.
That's quick.
That's amazing.
That was close.
That's good.
The girls' soccer is cool.
That's good.
Make sure you change the BGM.
That's cool.
I see.
That's scary.
Okay.
The girls' soccer is cool.
What is it?
Can you be more strict?
The girls' soccer is cool.
[Laughter]
It's all the same.
It's cool.
Chi-san is out for being uncool.
[Laughter]
I'm just lowering my head a little.
What?
[Laughter]
It was uncool.
I was able to reach it, though.
Who is cool?
Well, isn't there a lot of the same ones?
What?
No, no, I mean...
Muneyuki-san is uncool.
That's right.
I don't know which one it is.
Daruma-san is uncool.
[Laughter]
I was playing with my smartphone when I was little.
[Laughter]
Isn't there a lot of the same ones?
No, you're kidding me!
You're kidding me!
Daruma-san is cool.
[Laughter]
I didn't want to watch it anymore.
Osaki-san is out.
Everyone is out.
Daruma-san is uncool.
[Laughter]
As expected of you.
You listen to either one and touch it.
You're amazing.
Guppa-san is...
out.
What?
You're kidding me!
What?
Well, there was no winner.
[Laughter]
Now, it's been five years.
Yes.
Right? I know it's going to be like this, but...
Why don't you just pick up your phone?
[Laughter]
Well, it's true that we're already watching you all tense up, right?
That might be it, right?
Don't let your back droop, okay?
It's coming with a lot of momentum, isn't it?
[Laughter]
You're giving it all up.
Well...
Let's get started.
Okay.
Previously, there was a plank...
A plank, right?
There was a plank push-up competition.
This time, it's the abs version of that competition.
You will compete for abs number and push-up face points.
Wow, how about this?
I've never seen anything like it.
Really.
Ready, go!
I'm a little tired, but I'll do my best.
Don't give up!
I'll do my best!
Don't give up!
I'll do my best!
It's hard.
It's cute.
It's hard.
That's what it is.
This is where it comes in.
The real thing.
I can't do it.
That's what it is.
It's cute.
It's cute and hard.
You're good at it.
Didn't it go in?
Yes, yes.
I'm going to make money from now on.
It's hard.
I can't go in.
It's tough.
The judges are the staff's enemies.
Are you alone?
I want to shoot today.
All right!
Wow!
There is a variation.
Wow! It got faster!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
That's amazing!
Physical strength...
And...
Wow!
Variation, too.
That's amazing!
It keeps going.
Wow! Really?!
Wow!
That's...
a new record.
Wow! It's totally fine!
I can't do it!
A unique point!
I can't do it!
It's high...
Does it go higher?
It's coming later, isn't it?
It has the charm of an adult.
Right? It does.
But does it mean you're an adult?
Huh?
What? What? What?
It's a holiday!
What is this?!
No, no, no...
It's a jersey...
It's a jump...
It's a holiday!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
You can do it! You can do it!
I can't do it!
No, it's... it's like this.
It's like arriving at a hotel and then...
It's not good!
It's like arriving at a hotel and then...
Yeah, you can do it! You can do it!
What are you doing?!
Huh?
Huh?!
Like this...
As soon as you arrive at the hotel after a long journey...
Ah, coffee...
Like that, right?
Stretching your body a little...
Right?
Ah, that's right...
I'm an acting idol, you know...
But "Simmons" was amazing, wasn't it?!
Yeah, it was!
The person who left the most results was sent off first!
TV is cruel, isn't it?!
It is cruel, isn't it?!
Yeah...
I'm sorry!
Next up is...
Do you remember Imo-tsun?
No...
You don't have to remember it!
It's not "Do you remember?"
You don't have to remember it!
Um...
I can't even read what it says, but...
"Imo-tsun" has been reversed and returned.
So it's not "returned," right?
What does "reverse" mean?
Oh, so it means "changing"?
It means "moving backwards."
"Backwards," you say?
Does it mean "changing"?
Well, shall we take a look?
Yes.
I don't know until I see it.
Right?!
What a powerful world...
"Imo-tsun" has been reversed...
Ah...
What does it mean?
(Laughter)
What is this?
(Laughter)
Haaah!
(Laughter)
What is this weird feeling?
(Laughter)
I'm scared.
(Laughter)
My legs...
(Laughter)
I'm scared!
(Laughter)
Let's do it!
It's a whiteboard, isn't it?
Let's do it!
(Laughter)
You look like you're having fun.
(Laughter)
Haaah!
I don't feel anything.
(Laughter)
I don't feel anything.
(Laughter)
No, um...
The parsley was in the way and I messed up.
Oh!
I'm glad.
(Laughter)
(Music)
No, I mean...
Even Aerosmith can't do it.
(Laughter)
I can't be moved.
(Laughter)
It doesn't have to be Armageddon or anything like that.
Oh!
It's impossible.
Yes.
The only thing I can say is...
You look like you're having fun.
Seriously.
I'm so relieved.
Now, we're going to be doing a live stream of "Kudaranaito" by stu48, who are trying out different topics and projects to enjoy with their viewers in real-time.
This time, it's a project called "Saya & Karin & Tag Combination Drawing".
What's that?
It seems like Harada-san is good at drawing.
The other three members will be drawing along with Harada-san and draw a picture that matches the topic.
One will draw the top half of the topic, and the other will draw the bottom half of the topic.
It's a game where you combine these two and have fun.
Isn't it interesting?
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Ready...
Start!
Oh, they're drawing a rabbit.
One, two...
Ta-da!
Huh?
Huh?!
That's not it.
You drew it well.
I did!
I'm scared!
Ready...
Start!
One, two...
Ta-dah!
Oh?
Isn't it a cat?
Oh!
Isn't it a cat?
This is... amazing!
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
Ready...
Start!
You're good!
How far are you going to draw?
What is it? This is fun!
One, two...
Ta-dah!
Oh?
Well...
It doesn't go in...
But it's cute! It's cute!
They're doing fun things!
They look like they're having fun!
But the rabbit...
Is it a hawk?
It's Rissen-san's...
It's really...
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Well, Mr. Nakashima, we've seen 10 contents so far today.
It's amazing. There's nothing left.
The aftertaste is refreshing.
Oh, the aftertaste is refreshing.
The cut is good.
The cut is...
It's bad for the throat.
It's really bad for the throat.
I was like, "What the hell is this?"
The aftertaste is refreshing.
It's a truth, isn't it?
The aftertaste is...
What is it?
Well, we have to decide on the MVP content.
The aftertaste is too good.
That's right. Wait a minute.
Yes.
Is that okay?
Yes, I understand.
Now, let's move on.
Mr. Nakashima, please announce the MVP content for this time.
It's "Reverse Imotsun Relay"!
This is...
First of all, it looked like fun.
Yes.
It really looked like fun.
Yes.
It was a narrow place.
It's amazing.
It looks like fun.
Yes.
Now, Mr. Nakashima, it's about time for you to say goodbye.
Yes.
It's already the beginning of the new year.
Yes.
Great!
Yes.
This program will continue.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Thank you. It's all thanks to you.
It's all thanks to you!
Yes.
We are lucky!
Yes!
Let's go without being noticed!
Let's go to the niche again this year!
Yes!
Thank you!