AISubs v3.4
Once a month, we hope you enjoy "Stupid Time" once again.
Thank you, Mr. Nagashima.
Thank you!
We will save the most stupid MVP content here for you, Kuraco-chan.
So far, we have had four members of the 2.5th Research Institute, but today we will have one last member.
Mr. Azumi Okada will be appearing for the first time.
Mr. Ikeda has been appearing everywhere, hasn't he?
That's right.
I'm cheering for you with all my heart!
He has played many leading roles.
But he has returned to Kuraco as well.
That's right! I'm grateful that he has returned.
Even if he appears in national broadcasts, only Kuraco will see Mr. Ikeda's expression like this.
Now, we will interview Mr. Okada, who will be appearing for the first time.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
I'm scared.
Scared?
What are you scared of?
Eh?
What kind of...
What kind of thing will I be made to do?
- It might be something you haven't thought of. - Will I be able to do something funny? I'm scared.
That's right!
You're scared.
Have you watched the show?
I have.
- Yes. - How was it?
Eh, but...
Somehow...
Senpai's...
- Appearance that I don't always see... - Yes, yes.
- If it's always like that, it's pretty bad. - It's really...
It's an impression you can see.
- Senpai's... - Senpai's... - Appearance you haven't seen before. - Appearance you haven't seen before.
- For example? - Yes.
Eh...
Somehow, it's always...
Somehow, a calm...
- Saya Karin-san's... - Haruna-san's...
Not like that...
Appearance...
That's how it is.
Eh... My first Krakow...
Eh... I'll do my best!
I'm Yura Ikeda.
I'm a gal who takes things seriously.
What does that mean?
That was...
It reminds me of...
The early days of Heisei.
That's right.
It's nice.
I like your leather shoes.
They're holding me up.
I'm Azumi Okada.
"Evolutionary Catchphrase".
Normal version.
Hey, hey, Azumi!
What?
Evolutionary version.
Hey, hey, Azumi!
What?! You've done it!
I won't say it like that.
I'm serious.
Hey, hey, Azumi!
I'm Sako Himeka.
I'm a gal who takes things seriously.
Hey, hey, let's take a picture!
Let's go! Let's go! Touch me! Let's go!
One, two... Yay!
Next, this way! This way!
Let's go! One, two... Yay!
Go ahead! Look! Did you take it?
Does it look good? Okay!
Let's go next!
What?! You've done it!
You've done it!
What's that?
I'm Aiko Kojima.
I'm a gal from the Edo period.
No, no, you're not!
You've become a group of people!
It is...
very interesting...
Ayushon...
It is...
very interesting...
Ayushon...
Try not to run away.
I don't usually see you like this, but...
I feel like I can see you a lot.
Let's get started.
You know what you're doing, don't you?
It's totally "the koshio"...
It's a Hollywood "the koshio" talk, isn't it?
You're going to use "cool pogo" factory later in "the koshio" talk.
That's right. It's been a long time since I last did it.
Now that we're done with greetings, we're going to move on to a new segment.
It's called "Atteji Exam" and you'll be asked to read out the moment in lyrics like...
"ima" which means "right now" or...
"toki" which means "time" or...
"ondo" which means "temperature" or...
And "atteji" which you don't usually read out...
But Nakashima-san did "atteji" for me.
It means "what do you read when you write with Nakashima-san?"
I see...
Nakashima-san...
Can you do it?
Okada-san, can you do it?
Father.
Oh, so you're like a father.
What does that mean?
Like... like a father.
Oh, I see, I see.
Like a father...
In the studio...
He laughed with me a lot.
Sometimes it was like...
Hey!
Even when I was watching the show...
I always felt like he was like a father.
So I chose him as my father.
Okashima-san is like my second father.
That's my image of my father.
What about his face?
His face?
What does that mean?
His face is...
I'm counting on you, I'm counting on you!
Like a bread... like a bread character.
You've said it before, haven't you?
It's like that.
What kind of bread is it?
Hmm...
Cream bread?
Whaaaat?!
Oh, no!
At the end, you chose him as your second father.
But...
I'm happy that he's not my father, but my father.
Yes, yes.
In the same way...
I like my father.
Yes.
Okada-san, from now on, please call me "father."
Ok, Nagashima-san, if you were to be called "father," how happy would you be?
Ok, Nagashima-san, how happy would you be?
It's a very exciting competition.
I'm counting on you!
Wow...
This is great!
He couldn't make it.
Ah, Hiroshima Benty.
This wasn't in the pattern.
Next up is Kata.
But what do you think of Hiroshima Benty's pattern this time?
I haven't been there much.
Oh, is that so?
What do you think of the local dialect?
It's not like that now, but my wife was quite...
Strong?
She was a strong Hiroshima Benty.
"Have you eaten yet?" What do you want me to do?
Have you eaten yet?
Don't make it into a sentence!
"Have you eaten yet?" What do you want me to do?
Hiroshima Benty isn't that...
Ah, is that so?
He's eating a lot.
But it's nice to have a story like this.
It's nice.
And it's nice not to make it into a sentence like this.
The more viewers think of this,
Did you want to go with me?
Today's recording of "Kuracon".
Yes, it's timely.
I moved to a different studio than usual.
I opened the door and said "good morning".
Then...
I made a natural face and...
Cadopy was sitting there.
"It's been a while," he said.
His smile was shining.
I was a little scared.
That's rude!
Why?
You didn't know I was back?
I didn't know you were back.
That's right.
When I look at Cadopy like this, he looks like Minilla.
He's cute.
Minilla!
"It's been a while," he said.
He's cute.
Oh!
Oh, welcome back! Thank you for your hard work today! You did a good job!
You're fast! You're fast! You're fast!
Oh! Welcome back!
Oh!
It's been a while!
It's been a while?
How many years has it been?
Huh?!
My dad was handling the fish, and my mom and I were peeling beans.
Oh, what should we do? Do you want to take a bath first?
Oh, but we're tired of moving, so should we take it easy?
Oh, you're really back! Let's talk a lot!
Huh?! You mean my sister?
Huh?! I don't know!
Oh, I see!
I see, I see...
Thank you, Dad! Thank you, Dad!
She's cute.
Welcome back!
Do you want to eat? Do you want to take a bath? Or...
Azulim?
Okay!
Thank you!
It's not "okay!"
All right!
Oh! Oh! I got it!
I got it!
Wow!
This is...
Welcome back!
Welcome back! Do you want to eat? Do you want to take a bath? Or...
Do you want me to do it?
Wow! That's amazing!
That's amazing!
Yes, yes, yes...
Oh! You can still go!
You can still go!
Okada is really...
- She did it straight forward. - That's right.
- She did her best, but... - She was completely aware of it.
- Yes. - She became Yukida-san's maid.
- That's scary. - Yukida-san...
The way she came out...
The speed of her coming out of that hungry expression.
- Next up is a new project. - Yes.
It's called "Oshikura Banjuu Zumo".
It's a backward "osu" sumo.
- Hey! - The scale is pretty narrow.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Is this even starting?
- What is this? - That's right.
- This is Yukida-san's expression. - Yukida-san's expression.
What is this?
- Yukida-san's expression. - Yukida-san, what's wrong?
- Yukida-san's expression. - Yukida-san's expression.
I'm looking forward to it.
- That was easy. - Yes.
- That was easy, wasn't it? - That was easy, wasn't it?
Here it comes.
There! There! That's it! That's it!
Dodge it! Dodge it!
- She's strong! - I'll forgive you.
- I'll forgive you.
Not Azumi. Do you want me to do it?
It's starting.
It's already a win-win situation.
I didn't think it was starting.
What would have happened if you hadn't come in?
What is this?
I don't know.
I thought it was a side effect of before we got to the starting line.
But it was already starting.
The first match.
But they're the ones who benefit the most.
That's right.
Ikeda, who won, benefits the most.
Let's continue.
It's becoming a custom.
It's a championship where a cool Daruma fell.
Daruma-san's face is...
Is it Kamehameha?
How is it?
Well, everyone around here is fine.
Daruma-san's face is...
Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute...
The movement is similar, isn't it? The concept of "cool".
It's a little too cool, isn't it? It's really cool!
It's super cool!
Ah, it's the same pose!
It's similar, isn't it?
It's amazing...
It's overwhelming...
Now, let's...
reduce the repertoire a little...
Oh, it's changing...
Oh, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool!
Hey, what's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Ikeda-san, your pose is cool.
What?!
You're right, it's cool!
It's cool!
It flew!
The way you put your head down is cool, too!
The winner is...
Getoha! Getoha! Getoha!
Wow, it's amazing!
Ikeda-san's second pose?
Yes.
This...
This was the coolest thing you've done so far!
Yes, yes.
You're an idol, but you don't show any facial expressions.
That's right.
You don't show your face.
No, it's cool!
It's cool.
It's completely flying in the air, isn't it?
That's right!
It's cool!
If you change the angle of your hands, it's almost like "Terminator"!
Terminator
Everything is fine.
There you are! The cameraman is here!
"Terminator" is on the way.
Okay, put it down.
It's the easiest one to fly.
It's good.
No, it didn't fly.
Again.
It didn't move at all.
It's just one meter.
There's a reason for it.
Oh, you're right.
It's the worst.
It's there. That's where it's good.
One, two...
How did it go?
Oh, how is it?
Oh, you did it!
Right at the beginning.
That's right. It might be easier than flying it forward.
You drew a beautiful line of sight.
And now...
Kata-san, I wonder what you have to do right now.
It's a chandelier!
Oh, how luxurious!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's how it is.
Right?
Look at your junior.
It's cold.
Yes, it is.
One, two, three.
Yes.
She is cute.
One, two, three.
You can do it.
One, two, three.
What?
She is doing it from behind.
She is cute.
She is cute, but what she is doing is called "socks-flying".
That's right.
One meter and forty centimeters.
She is still flying.
She is not a dad.
It's been a while.
She is not a dad.
It's nice.
She is playing with her smartphone behind a cameraman who doesn't compromise in his work.
I can understand her feelings.
Why does she have to do this?
What is she doing?
They are both adults.
They are both children.
They don't compromise in their work.
We are broadcasting "St. Quartet's Stupid Night" in real-time with you.
It will be broadcasted on Krakon's broadcast day.
Before...
There was a little two-person system, but now it's four people appearing.
It's getting luxurious, isn't it?
That's right. We're powering up more and more. Please take a look here.
It's coming! It's coming!
Don't laugh!
I've cut the meat.
Is it okay for you to cut it?
Please tie it up.
I don't want to cut it anymore! I don't want to cut it anymore!
I don't want to cut it anymore!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Please open it properly!
It hurts!
It's narrow!
It's amazing! It's amazing!
We don't have much time left, do we?
That's right!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay!
We don't have much time.
It's amazing!
You're doing great!
I might lose it!
Stay behind me!
I might lose it!
It hurts! It hurts!
We have a little time left!
It hurts! It hurts!
Cut it! Cut it!
Cut it!
Please cut it!
I think I've done it.
Please cut it!
You cut it! You cut it!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
Please work hard.
Is that the price?!
Let's get it!
Are we gonna get it?
I don't think this is a bad idea.
What are you talking about?
Hey! Stop it!
Hey!
As you can see, there is a lot of interaction between the members.
On Kudaranite, they sometimes make merchandise, so please check it out.
For more information about the stream, check out Krakon's official Twitter account.
The app itself is called Genzaiwa X, and you can find it on social media.
Okay!
One more thing.
There was an interesting storyline in Kayou no Classical Army just now.
- Oh! - What was that?!
Wait!
- Huh? That's quite unusual! - Really unusual, isn't it?!
What is it?!
- There's one more storyline... - Okay!
- There was an interesting storyline in Kayou no Classical Army just now. - Yes!
- Oh! - What was that?!
- Huh? That's quite unusual! - Really unusual, isn't it?!
What is it?
Oh, I see.
Where did you get that from?
I've got a rock in my butt!
You shouldn't say it.
Yeah, it doesn't sound like a rock.
But you haven't done it, right?
Yeah.
Let's believe you haven't done it.
Right?
I don't know, but the moment I shouted this out,
Kadopi came out of nowhere.
What could this bad timing be?
He might not have been able to hold it in.
All of a sudden...
He came out of nowhere.
The moment I said it, he suddenly stood up and...
Shall we begin, Nakashima-san?
Yes!
What is today's most stupid MVP?
I think it's Ikeda-san for some of these contents.
This is something I usually say in my contents, but among them, Ikeda-san was working really hard.
Totally.
It was amazing.
His cool pose, and also that squirrel.
The atmosphere around it was amazing.
He became a good accent for me.
You might have thought you had to do something about it.
That's right.
It's really amazing, Ikeda-san.
Ikeda-san's growth is obvious.
You showed us a fun side of you.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Lastly, do you have anything you'd like to say?
Well, I do have something I need to tell you all.
While I was announcing my MVP contents, Kadopi came back with a face that didn't eat anything.
It's probably a toilet.
It's nothing.