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Emergency Checking Tests!
In this episode of "Idols' Basic Projects",
members will check their academic ability with an academic ability test!
In case you want to pass, you'll have to answer truthfully.
There will be five basic assessments and six general assessments,
and you'll get 120 points out of 100.
Other than the studio members, seven of you will participate remotely.
Is there anyone here who says "I can study!"?
Huh? Riechi and...
It's pretty hard to say. I don't have a good image of it.
Suddenly it's a tie.
Miyazaki, you don't have confidence?
No, but I have A-level and B-level.
I'm confident in English, so it's A-level.
Oh, that's good.
I'm confident, but I also dropped A-level and B-level three times.
A-level and B-level is pretty amazing.
I only dropped A-level and B-level four times.
I've heard of it before.
First, check your answers for each assessment.
The first assessment is science.
Rika's average score is...
5.9 points!
That's a red dot!
I can't believe it!
Rika, are you confident?
Yes.
Torima-chan?
When I heard Rika's average score is 5.9 points, I couldn't be more confident!
That's good!
Let's take a look at some of the questions.
Here is the first question.
Answer all five senses that humans and animals use to sense the outside world.
It's at this level!
I was surprised!
Here is the correct answer.
Vision, hearing, smell, taste and touch.
Arai-chan, you're doing weird things.
That's good!
I still have one more question.
One more?
You're all less confident now.
First, Morisei-chan's answer.
She seems smart.
This is it!
Vision, taste, hearing...
Perception, perception!
In the first half, vision, taste, hearing were fine.
But suddenly, perception came up and it's scary.
What is this?
It's a angle!
I knew it was aligned with an angle.
When I remembered the feeling of an angle, perception came up.
I knew it was aligned with an angle.
It was decided during the test.
It may be decided.
Please specify it.
Is there an answer that it may be decided?
You're a woman president, right? You'll be a woman president, right?
You won't be a woman president like this, right?
Now, let's continue with Ogura-chan's answer.
Ears!
What is this?
I couldn't think of it again.
Maybe I should write "ears" instead of "ears"?
This is not good at all.
This is Kabeshima-chan's answer.
I have confidence.
I did it.
In the first, second, third, fourth and fifth sessions...
What's wrong?
Why did you have confidence?
I was distracted by the fifth session.
Please answer all five sessions correctly.
There's no way.
Is this Kabeshima-chan's answer?
I have confidence.
Arai-chan's answer is this.
This is scary. Look at this.
Texture, texture, texture, texture!
This is scary!
This is scary.
It's scary and young.
She's hungry.
Her mouth is getting bigger and bigger.
What is this?
There are various textures, right?
Like hard?
I thought there were various textures.
But it's not divided.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
Wait!
What's wrong?
Don't give me such a tricky answer.
I know there's an idiot.
But if it's an idiot as a whole...
It's hard to see.
The next question is this.
Answer all planets that are between the sun and the earth in order.
There weren't many people who got this question right.
But Kitazawa-chan got it right!
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn...
There are planets between the sun and the earth in order.
I recently got this question right.
That's great!
She remembers it well.
Well, of course, there are a lot of incorrect answers.
First of all, it's Ide-chan. This is Ide-chan's answer.
Yes!
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn...
Close!
Did you know how to memorize it?
I'm kind of smart, so...
What?
It's too late.
It's already out.
The academy taught me how to solve water, gold, earth and wood.
But they didn't tell me the rest of it.
The rest of it...
What does it mean?
I see.
They only taught me the first part of it.
But I understood it.
But what does "earth" mean?
I thought I wanted it all, so I wrote "jupiter" and realized it's "earth."
Does that mean "earth" doesn't exist?
"Earth" is "earth."
Oh, I see.
It's a shame that "earth" doesn't exist.
They don't look like they're laughing.
Maybe it's because they're nervous.
Next up is Soga-chan's answer.
Mercury, Saturn, Mars, Saturn, Moon, Earth and Sun...
What does it mean?
Moon, Earth and Sun overlap...
Oh, cute!
Moonlight...
I can't think of anything else.
I can only think of "moonlight" and "planetary"
What are you talking about?
"Moonlight" isn't "planetary."
"Moonlight" doesn't count.
I'm not mad at you, Sensei.
I'm sorry.
But you seem smart.
Sachi and Riechi are in the top.
But I want to be in the first place.
Next question is from Kajiwara-chan.
Gas, water, Mars, minerals, south, east, west, north, sea...
I've never heard of it.
I've heard of Mars, of course.
Stars are light, so I thought of that.
Did you get the answer just looking at it?
But it's like good luck with life.
Good luck with life, huh?
That's true.
When you introduce yourself, you say things like "I don't want to study for various reasons."
You're smart.
Smart?
Smart for a self-introduction person.
Next is to answer questions based on a picture of flying birds growing.
Here is the correct answer!
As long as you have clean hands and feet, it's okay.
It's good because you can tell if it's ink or paint.
This is Hasegawa-chan's answer.
It's "ototto."
This is good.
It's like eating.
I saw a frog from above,
and when I saw it from above,
I thought, "Oh, you can put two feet in."
Well, it's close to the correct answer.
Isn't it correct?
What about this?
It's "garyoku."
"Garyoku" is incorrect.
It's a bit like art.
Next up is Fujii-chan's answer.
Here it is.
What is this?
It's "totsujo yonsoku hokouno."
What is this?
There's a hand in front of Coco and a leg behind her, right?
I thought four of them would grow, so I added four more.
There's a logic to it.
You added more?
It's like everyone's a different creature.
Next up is Hamada-chan's answer.
Here it is.
Gross! I want to block it!
What is this?
It's gross!
What is this?
Frog?
What is she holding in her hand?
That's a hand!
Oh, it's a hand!
Scary!
It's like a hand or a frog.
Don't make a stupid face.
It's like, "Hey, hey, hey, let's get started."
That's why it's so short.
What a shame.
Thank you!
What made her so excited?
Next up is the national language test.
The average score is...
6.5 points!
Everyone's so bad at this.
Isn't it bad?
Who's confident in their national language?
Huh?
There's a lot of people.
How about you, Arai-chan?
The school test is the lowest.
This test is...
What did you do?
What did you do in school?
I passed this test, so...
You passed it, so you're okay? That's crazy.
Here's the first question.
It's a general phrase that means to be rude and not point at people.
It's a sentence using "ago" and "tsukau."
And the correct answer is...
Ide-chan is correct.
Ide-chan's answer is...
Hayashida-san said 'take what's there' and 'use us with your chin'.
It's correct, but...
I don't like it.
You've been turned into the worst person.
It's like this in the dressing room.
No, it's not like that.
We don't do it like that.
Here's the incorrect answer.
Here's Shinetsu-chan's answer.
Hayashida-san said 'use with your chin'...
But she used her hand.
It's very unfortunate.
What's going on here?
What's going on? What does this mean?
First of all...
What is this?
It says "what is it?"
I don't know.
"Use with your chin"? I've never heard of it.
Nice to meet you.
What does this mean?
Use with your chin
Use with your hand
Use with your chin
I don't know what you're saying.
It's very unfortunate.
Next up...
Morise-chan's answer.
"Remote control" sounds suspicious.
Here's Morise-chan's answer.
Hayashida-san said 'use with your chin'...
How is your chin?
How is it?
What is this?
It's like a letter.
To be honest, I didn't throw this question away.
Is this your first time using your chin?
No, I haven't used it before.
Really?
Yes.
What does it really mean?
I use my chin for something I don't know about, but...
You use your chin for something you don't know about?
I have something I don't know about, but how is my chin doing?
Please arrange it for me.
Next up is the famous Masaoka-style
money comes and goes.
The correct answer is "zero."
What? The correct answer is "zero"?
Zero?!
Here is Hishawa-chan's answer.
If you eat persimmon...
It comes and goes.
The atmosphere is...
It comes and goes.
I remember that it's "comes and goes" style.
But I can't remember the previous part of "comes and goes."
I was wondering if it was right at the time.
If you asked the correct answer, you would have noticed it.
I noticed it a little.
You noticed it a little?
You felt like you knew it a little?
Yes.
Next up is Hasegawa-chan's answer.
It comes and goes.
It's hard.
It's really hard.
It comes and goes.
A fool appears there one after another.
A fool is being embraced.
Next up is Hasegawa-chan's answer.
If you eat persimmon...
It hits a stick.
What does it mean?
What?
If you eat persimmon...
It hits a stick.
If you eat persimmon...
It hits a stick.
Your team is giving me weird terms.
That's right.
I've never heard of it.
There's something mixed in there.
What?
Does anyone know what it is?
If you walk your dog...
It hits a stick.
If you walk your dog...
It hits a stick.
That's what it means.
No, no, no.
If you eat persimmon...
It hits a stick.
Why is it "it hits a stick"?!
It hits a stick.
Next up is Hamada-chan from the remote team.
There's a lot of them.
Most of them are remote.
Now...
Here it is.
A miracle has happened.
Here it is.
If you eat persimmon...
It hits a stick.
They're giving me weird textbooks.
It's not "yay"!
Who taught you that?
Who taught you that?!
Have you heard of it?
No, I haven't heard of it.
If you walk your dog...
It hits a stick.
Do you know "if you eat monkey..."
It hits a stick.
If you eat monkey...
It hits a stick.
Not all of them hit a stick!
Japanese community isn't that stupid!
Thank you!
Now, Iwasaki-chan.
Here's your answer.
If you eat persimmon...
It hits a place you haven't seen yet.
That's good!
I like that one better!
It's like a train catchphrase!
Oh yeah, let's go to Kyoto!
What is this? I didn't know!
You didn't know?!
I've never seen it like this, so I put it where you can still see it.
That's what it is.
No, it's not a coincidence.
You really don't know anything? Isn't it a little crazy?
Next is math. What is the average score?
It's in the middle of 20 points.
It's 9.8 points!
But we haven't solved it yet.
No, it's not 8 points.
The first math question is
What is the shape of a blocked block when viewed from above?
Here is the answer.
If you think about it calmly, you can understand it, but...
Now, Morise-chan's answer.
This is terrible.
What is this?
How can it be like this?
Especially, I'm afraid of the "chon" at the bottom left.
I think I've never answered this question correctly.
Are you not good at figures?
I'm not good at figures.
Did you see it from above?
Yes, I peeked at this cameo.
Move it.
If you peeked at the cameo, it would look like that.
It looks like Hansi Tigers' logo.
It certainly looks like a baseball logo.
Like New York Yankees.
Here is Arai-chan's answer.
This is a very difficult answer.
Here it is.
"Shina"!
"Shina" comes out of "shina" river.
How can it be like this?
There are three group blocks.
There are three group blocks?
There are three group blocks.
Group blocks?
I'm sorry, but which one is it?
Group blocks?
There are three group blocks.
Does it mean that they are popping out?
There are three rows.
Does it mean that there is one in front and one in the middle and one in the back?
Well...
She gave up.
Does it mean that you took one of them out one by one?
Something like that.
I see.
What? Is it wrong?
Is it wrong?
She said it with a cute face.
It's correct!
Is it wrong?
It's not like that at all.
Next is a sentence question.
If you think about it carefully, it should be correct, but...
Morisei-chan.
Let me answer.
Morisei-chan, here you go.
I don't know anymore.
"six thousand minus four" equals "five thousand nine hundred and ninety-five"?
"times four" equals "two thousand three hundred and ninety-eight"?
What does it mean?
six thousand minus four
You used that number, didn't you?
Yes.
equals five thousand nine hundred and ninety- five
If it's "ninety-six", you know it.
Is it wrong?
She noticed it.
I couldn't add it without a hand.
I see. "six thousand" wasn't enough, Morisei-chan.
I thought it would be better to add, subtract, divide and multiply.
Using numbers?
I added and subtracted everything that was written there.
The total was 2398 yen.
Let's continue.
Oh, Kajiwara-chan has appeared.
This is what Kajiwara-chan wrote.
Well, the answer is 24,000 yen.
She somehow managed to increase it.
Why did you increase it?
Even though my father only gave me 6,000 yen.
You increased it fourfold.
You're spending a lot of money.
It means I spent 4 times more than 6,000 yen.
But what does this mean? I spent 4 times more than 6,000 yen.
But I don't understand the problem.
Well, it's a little complicated, but it's an easy- to- get-caught problem.
Isn't it equal?
What do you mean?
That's right. It's not equal.
No, it's not.
That's right. It's not equal.
You spent 4 times more than 6,000 yen.
I spent too much.
Let's continue with society.
The average score is...
5.4 points.
Let's check the answers.
First of all, let me explain the illustration of this step.
Everyone should have learned it in elementary school, but...
This is Arai-chan's answer.
This is terrible. This is terrible.
Here it is.
The person lowering their head in front of you wants money and says, "I'll do anything."
I want money. I don't have shoes, so I want shoes.
Is this it?
What is it?
It's a lie, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
You didn't wear shoes, did you?
Oh, in front of you.
That's right.
When my feet hurt a little, I don't have shoes, so I want money first.
I want money.
You're here for money, aren't you?
Yes.
I don't have much money.
I won't buy you shoes, either.
I don't have shoes.
It's just terrible.
Another question from society.
Akechi Mitsuhide is said to have said this famous quote around Honnoji Temple.
Let's start with the youngest member's answer.
Kazuya-chan's answer.
The enemy is the enemy, so it can't be helped.
What does this mean?
There was probably someone who didn't want to kill the enemy.
That's right.
So you have no choice but to kill them.
It can't be helped.
Is Akechi Mitsuhide kind?
He might have said it.
Because Nobunaga Oda is his boss.
Who?
Nobunaga Oda.
You know Nobunaga Oda?
Nobunaga Oda.
Yes, I'm a friend of Takugawa Ieyasu.
You know him?
He's a very fun warlord.
He doesn't have a tea party with everyone or anything like that.
Moving on...
Huh?
Hey, miss.
It's me.
Koyujima-chan.
This is making me the most scared.
Kill the enemy.
Wait a minute!
Please calm down!
You look like you're asking someone for a favor.
Yes, I'll kill you.
What is this?
It's like "hototogisu."
I thought it was something like that.
If you don't like it, I'll kill you, hototogisu.
I thought it was something like that.
Kill the enemy.
Don't say "kill" too much.
Next is English.
Here is the average score.
4.9 points.
Let's move on to this question.
Correct the following sentence in Japanese.
There is someone who got it right.
It's Kabeshima-chan.
I don't know if it's correct or not.
It's a little too loud.
First of all, this is Hasegawa-chan's answer.
I think the carrot saved me.
What does that mean?
What does "the carrot saved me" mean?
You thought it was "Charlotte Carrot", didn't you?
Yes.
The amount of English and Japanese doesn't make sense.
But I think it's "I think".
I got it.
The carrot saved me.
What does "because she is kind" mean?
"Keta".
"Tasuketa".
"Because she is kind".
"Help".
"Tasuketa".
Let's move on.
This is Kajiwara-chan's answer.
"Because she is kind", "Help me, I'm a woman".
What does "carrot" mean?
I don't know what it means.
What does "carrot" mean?
"Because she is kind".
"God" is "that".
"Carrot" is "this".
"Because she is kind" is "will".
"Help" is "te" and "help" is "me".
"Woman" is "c" and "woman" is "kana".
You connected words you know.
But I don't know what it means in Japanese.
But I think it makes sense.
I don't know how to say it correctly.
Kajiwara-chan's answer is...
That's all for today.
We will announce the ranking next time.
Who is the most stupid among the three students?
Wait a minute.
All of them are stupid?
Isn't it crazy?
The three students are really stupid.