AISubs v3.6
What are you doing?
I'll be back soon!
Oh, you scared me!
Thank you for coming, Kudo-san.
Thank you for having me.
Now, Usubi-san is going to make you laugh.
If you can make Kudo-san laugh, you win.
If you don't laugh at all, you win.
The milk will decide whether you laughed or not.
Kudo-san, are you confident that the milk in your mouth will make you laugh or not?
Of course I'm confident.
When you talk about me, you always make me laugh.
That's why you always make me laugh and make me happy.
Is that your routine?
I'll do my best.
I'm already laughing.
I want you to hold back.
Are you confident you won't laugh?
You always make me laugh.
I think it's a battle against myself.
What are you going to do?
First of all, I'm going to make you laugh.
I'm nervous.
Kudo-san, are you confident that the milk in your mouth will make you laugh or not?
Of course I'm confident.
Stop it.
You're making me laugh.
Let's hurry up and do it.
Let's do it.
If you say "can I laugh?" I think I can hold it in.
Let's do it.
Ready, go!
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
What should I do with my hair today?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's complete!
I love this hairstyle!
Sensei, you're making me laugh!
Ten seconds.
This world is crazy!
I want to kill you!
Why?
I want you!
No!
Up to twenty-nine seconds.
One second left.
I'm frustrated!
It was funny from the beginning.
One second of your life.
Thank you for this.
That was amazing.
That was a famous line.
How long did you hold it in?
It was like "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
It was crazy.
It was funny when you screamed.
This world is crazy!
Did you hold it in?
Yes.
That's amazing.
Do you have anything else you're confident in?
Facial expressions.
You can do a lot of things with facial expressions.
Can you make me laugh silently?
You can do it in silence.
I like silence.
Thank you.
Ms. Uzumi, silent and ready, start!
The next person...
Ouch!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, no!
If you can't stand it, we'll continue.
It's important, right?
Yes.
It's important.
Ms. Uzumi, silent and ready, start!
10...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Time's up!
What?!
Is there a point you were able to endure?
Well...
I don't know...
When I turned off the sound from Rinetan...
I realized how quiet the world is.
Wow!
Really...
You drank this, right?
Yes, I'm drinking it now.
I just drank delicious milk.
That's right.
Wow! It was delicious!
Well...
It's 10 points for me.
Now, it's the third round.
Mono-boke!
Yeah!
So...
Are you confident in mono-boke?
Mono-boke...
Well, I'm confident.
Because it's my first time.
Are you confident in your first time?!
Where do you get that confidence from?
Well...
It's because I'm always drunk.
Well...
That's where you get it from.
What do you think?
Do you have any ideas?
I do.
Well...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is what I'm going to introduce today!
Mono-boke!
I want to be able to advertise like this.
I'll do my best.
Mono-boke!
Well, Sumi-san...
Yes?
Let's see...
Mono-boke Challenge...
Ready...
Start!
Oh my god! It's coming from this way!
Crunch!
10 seconds...
5 seconds...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Time's up! Stop!
Crunch!
Why?
Too much information, isn't it?
I feel like I just watched a 90-minute movie.
That's how tired I am.
I'm tired of this.
When you do a castanet with your hands,
I know it's coming from there.
It was fun.
I'm not tired of it yet.
You're tired of it?
Yes, I'm tired of it.
You did it three times and you were made to laugh only once.
How do you feel now?
I'm pretty sad.
I was pretty confident at the beginning.
Kudo-san always makes Usumi-san laugh a lot.
Really.
Even when I'm sad, Rinetan makes me laugh.
On the contrary, has Kudo-san ever made Usumi-san laugh?
Usumi-san has.
Has she?
Only me.
Even during lessons, when she's doing something alone, it's funny.
I don't like it!
Rinetan laughs at what she says and what she does.
She makes herself laugh all the time.
I may not have been in the radar so much.
But on the contrary, I was talking about how low I was in the meeting earlier.
So for example, Kudo makes her laugh with a monologue, but Utsumi shouldn't laugh at it.
Oh!
How is it? Are you confident in making her laugh?
Oh! I'd like to go and aim for it.
If you ask me if I'm confident in it...
You are!
I'm scared!
I am! I'm confident in it.
[Utsumi is confident in making her laugh.]
How do you feel now? Do you think you can make it?
But I'd like to do my best because I've been prepared a lot for it.
How about you, Utsumi? Are you confident you can endure it?
Well, I started laughing earlier, so I didn't know much about it.
But now that I'm sitting in this seat, I can't see it anymore.
I can see it now.
It may be really bad.
[Utsumi is confident in making her laugh.]
OK, let's start.
Kudo makes her laugh with a monologue for 30 seconds.
Ready, go!
[Kudo makes her laugh with a monologue for 30 seconds.]
I'm really sorry!
[Kudo makes her laugh with a monologue for 30 seconds.]
Utsumi, you're too weak.
Just put some air in your mouth.
But don't blow out the air in your mouth.
Kudo, let's do it one more time.
I'm sorry!
Kudo, let's do it one more time.
Let me show you my butt.
Contemporary -
I can't do it anymore.
How is it?
Is it funny?
Are you okay?
[Laughter]
My blood pressure went up.
Did it go up?
It was faster for Kudo to make us laugh.
It was about 16 seconds.
Kudo, are you aiming for a variety show?
No!
Can we?
Yes!
Let's use our rival declaration.
Kudo and Riko will take over this channel.
What will happen to Mannequin Johnny?
Let's start the flower battle!
What do you think of it?
I tried various things.
To be honest, I like it.
I laughed when I thought it was funny.
I complained to my seniors.
But I didn't win anything.
You and Mannequin Johnny will have a long relationship.
A long relationship?
[Laughter]
Please watch our next video!
No reaction challenge!
Three, two, one!
Oh no!
THE END