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Bateman Channel!
Yes!
Thank you.
Now it's Bateman Channel's time.
Until now,
we were doing Steve48 Channel,
and now we are back
with Bateman Channel.
We will continue
with the members of 3rd Gen Research Students.
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Oh, me?
It's already your time.
Yes.
I see.
Japan is great for protecting children.
I see.
For the first time,
we are doing Steve48 Channel with you.
How was it? Did you have fun?
We had a lot of fun!
Did you have fun?
is not "Did you have fun?"
It's a lot of pressure.
How was it, Kitada-san?
I'm already tired.
I feel like...
Oh, it's sparkling.
"It's sparkling." Rainbow is like...
It's a bit of a burden.
It's good for you.
Today's punishment is "girl's talk".
There will be more extreme ones in the future.
But you saw the reward, didn't you?
There will be something like that.
That's right.
Thank you.
We learned a lot about you,
and I'm glad about it.
There are more and more people
coming from Steve Channel.
As we became a channel,
there are only people
with thin letters.
Is there a difference
between thin and thick letters?
It depends on me.
It depends on you.
Nishimura-san will upload it again.
Nishimura-san.
Look at him.
Can you stop
increasing the accuracy?
It's just right.
That's right.
This channel
was originally
published in Shibuya.
There is a line cube in Shibuya.
You were there
for the nationwide tour in summer.
You had two seats.
On September 22nd,
we had a one-man live.
We sold one or two tickets
for sale
and started a project
to fill Shibuya.
That's how this channel came about.
Thank you for your support.
You follow us
when we sell tickets
or when we jump into a bar
and sell tickets.
Shibuya is over,
but we are still doing it.
We are grateful for this show.
We are looking for a new goal.
We sold a lot of tickets.
There were 1956 tickets.
We sold all of them.
It took us a year to sell all of them.
It was a typhoon that day, so about 40% of them were sold.
But it wasn't a flood.
It was a heavy rain.
We are grateful for all of you who came.
We want to achieve our next goal.
On our channel, we asked you questions and learned about you personally.
On this channel, if you have any questions for us...
You can ask us, "I'm a high school student, but what do you think of Beethoven?"
You can ask us anything about us personally.
We're not interested in you.
As for you, Kitazawa-san, we want you to hurry up and write something and drink it.
Something disgusting.
I think your socks are cute.
Your socks are cute? You're praising me?
Show it to me.
Show it to me, Nishimura-san.
See?
Aren't my socks cute?
See?
They're nice, aren't they?
See?
These and...
These are different socks.
Both of them are different?
Yes, yes.
We're doing this in the Yumiko style of Taki.
But today, when his wife said, "These are disgusting!", and he took them home, his wife gave him different socks.
That's right.
They have different patterns.
I see.
Thank you for looking at my socks.
Do you have anything?
Ah!
Hasugawa-san, do you have anything?
Um...
Yes.
Today, you two were great hosts.
I was really moved.
You were moved?
Your energy and...
Yes.
Like...
Your swing was really good.
Yes.
I have experience as a host, but I think it's hard to liven up the atmosphere.
I think I often host at a live show or somewhere else.
Yes.
I'd like to know your tips for that.
Ah, tips for hosting.
But...
Didn't you do it a lot before?
I did it for the first time, but...
You're good even if it's your first time.
No, because you kept talking without interruption.
Yes.
Usually, when you do it for the first time, you say, "Um, next is..."
But you didn't say it at all.
Of course, everyone around you livened up the atmosphere, but...
I thought you were amazing.
Thank you.
No, really.
I don't have anything to teach you.
I think you'll have a chance to talk about it at concerts or MC parts in the future.
At times like that, you don't go out alone, do you?
It's probably two or four of you.
Yes.
Also, if we have more people, our roles and positions will change.
So you want to shake things up and liven things up, don't you, Asagawa-san?
There's this thing where Iwasaki and Kasumi do an MC together, and we end up having a bit of a chat about it, and I wanted to make it interesting.
It's wonderful. Usually, the audience comes because they like you guys, but Hasegawa-san, you want to make sure that not only the people there, but also the people who brought you here are happy, don't you, Yuta?
Yes.
You're really conscious of what you say, aren't you?
Yeah.
Because in order for it not to become a chat, you talk about what you've said, and even you two...
That's right, it wasn't Ide-san the other day, but when you came up with a joke, I was like, "Huh?! I'm sorry, Ide-san!"
I'm sorry, Yuta.
I'm sorry!
Thank you for laughing at me!
Hello, I'm Ide Niogu.
I'm Ide Niogu.
But you know, when you come up with a joke, you have to include it in the story, right?
So you can talk about it, but you can also talk about it in a free way, right?
Yes.
I think you can do it all over the country.
For example, if you have time before a concert, you can walk around the city.
If you're interested in a shop or something like that...
I'm sure there will be people from your hometown who will come to your shop.
If you tell them about the shop, they'll understand you.
Like, "I ate something there."
You can use that kind of thing on a nationwide tour.
Also, if you're going to tell the members, you can check all of the "x"s that the members are doing,
and tell them about what happened nearby.
He's perfect at that. He checks everything out.
Yes.
Sometimes he gets scolded for that, like, "How much do you know?"
That's right.
Even though he's doing it for work, he's like a stalker.
It's because he's publicizing it, right?
I didn't say that!
I did say it!
I did say that I walk my dog nearby!
That's right.
Why do you know that I have a dog nearby?
Do you know why I have a dog?
What? Who is he?
That's what I get asked about.
That's right.
Research is important.
But isn't it easier for everyone to talk about it?
Yes.
I think that's a good thing.
Thank you.
Same here.
I'll study it.
No, no. I think you can just leave it like that.
I think it's amazing that you all don't have the same personality.
Everyone has different personalities.
And you all have different special skills.
I think you should increase your special skills more and more.
If you can't do it, you can make fun of it and make fun of it as a special skill.
Let's change it more and more.
I thought you were amazing today.
Yes, it's like your manzai.
Manzai?
The staff will definitely say this sudden feeling.
Shortness of breath.
Well, it's like this old man doesn't need time to advise young people.
Speak seriously! I told you to speak seriously!
I'm a serious 40s speaker.
Everyone is like, "Oh, the old man looks like he's having fun talking."
It's like a company drinking party in hell.
Where's the manager?
Well, I'd like you to do some manzai.
Thank you.
Our manzai is a little different from what you see on TV or on the Internet.
We do symphony-style manzai.
It's called improvised manzai.
For example, you ask someone's profile.
Your name, nickname, hometown, favorite singer, favorite anime, actor's name, words you care about.
You listen to it, make manzai on the spot, and give it to that person.
We did symphony-style manzai, sold tickets, and did a live show at Shibuko.
That's what this show is about.
We've given improvised manzai to past senior members in the past.
We'd like you to do it for us, too.
I want it! I want it!
We've never been asked to do it like this before, have we?
I want it.
When we did it at Shibuko, we did it at the end because we were selling tickets.
At the end, when we asked who wanted it, about 1,000 people raised their hands.
One woman raised her hand and said, "Take care."
Who should we choose?
Let's see.
Wow.
On the contrary, why didn't you raise your hand?
That's what I'm curious about.
That's amazing.
Should we raise our hands?
That's right.
We won't raise our hands at all.
I'm not interested at all.
Who should we choose?
Is there anyone whose birthday is this month?
Yes, November 2nd.
There are three of you.
How many days?
Today is the 27th.
Who is close to the 27th?
Who is closest to the 27th?
Irene, wasn't it the 2nd?
That's right.
There are some people who raised their hands.
Why do you know that?
I know it because you like it.
Stop it.
Stop that face.
But you posted it in thin letters on Nico Nico Live.
I didn't pay you for it.
You can call me Hikakin.
Hikakin.
Irene, it's the 2nd.
What day is it?
It's the 3rd.
Let's do that.
We will give Fujii-san an impromptu manzai.
I will ask you a question.
Please answer it.
Do you have a microphone?
Yes.
Fujii-san, can you tell me your nickname?
It's "Riechi".
Where are you from?
Saitama Prefecture.
Who is your favorite singer?
If it's a song about a singer,
who is your favorite singer?
My favorite singer is...
Osaki Yutaka.
Osaki Yutaka?
You know a lot of songs about him.
I see.
What is your favorite anime?
Anime?
Recently...
But I've always said I like Love Live! Love Live!
I see, it's a famous work.
Then, do you have a favorite sport?
- Sport? - Yes.
You can do it or you can watch it.
- Long distance race? - Long distance race!
- Yes. - Have you actually done it?
I haven't done it, but I'm confident of being fast.
- You're confident of doing it at a short distance. - Yes.
I see, I see.
- Then, lastly... - Yes.
- Your favorite words. - Yes.
Please tell me the words you value.
- Favorite words? - Yes.
- Funny. - Funny?!
Which one is funnier?
- The one you're laughing at or... - Yes.
Huh?!
Oh, I'm laughing at the one you're laughing at.
- Oh, you're laughing at it. - Yes.
I see, I see. I understand.
Now, we've received your profile.
You're from Saitama Prefecture.
Your favorite singer is Ozaki Utaka-san.
Your favorite anime is Love Live!
Your favorite sport is long distance racing.
- Then, your favorite word is "funny". - Yes.
Aoi-san has put your current profile in her head.
- Then, she's making a manga in her head. - Wow!
- As soon as it's finished,
- she'll give you one original manga for you. - Wow!
- I'm so happy! - That's what we're doing.
Now, Riechi, you're from Saitama Prefecture.
You like Ozaki Utaka-san.
You like Love Live!
Your favorite sport is long distance racing.
Your favorite word is "funny".
Now, what kind of manzai will you create?
- For Riechi... - Fujii-san!
Ah, it's done!
- Now, I'd like to create a manzai for Fujii-san. - Is it okay?
Is it okay?
- Is it okay for me to do it? - If it's difficult for you...
- No, not at all. - Let's wait and see.
- Then, I'll eat the umaibo that Kajiwara-san gave me earlier. - Please don't!
- Please don't! It's because of her. - Ah, thank you.
- Now, I'd like to do it right away. - Yes.
- Is it okay? - Yes!
- Then, I'd like to create a manzai for Fujii-san once again! - Yes!
- Thank you so much! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- I'm so happy!
- Thank you!
- It's all thanks to you that Fujii-san said to me that he wants to do manzai. - I am very grateful to you.
- It's all thanks to you for saying "reach"! - "Reach"!
- To be honest, I'm not saying "reach", but "reach" in my heart. - "Reach" is...
- I'm trying really hard to say "bingo" in a comedy sense. - "Bingo" in a comedy sense!
- It's "reach" and "bingo" in a comedy sense! - Yes, it's "reach" and "bingo" in a comedy sense!
Thank you for coming all the way from Saitama.
Saitama-jushi.
You came all the way from Saitama.
Saitama movies are popular now.
I think it's popular.
You have a lot of fans in Saitama, right?
Yes, I have a lot of fans in Saitama.
That's right.
Today, a lot of people said that they love you and you are their "oh my little girl."
Oh my little girl!
That's Ozaki's famous song.
From now on, I hope you and your fans graduate from the faculty of research.
Graduation!
That's Ozaki's famous song.
That's right.
You are really great.
It's night of the 15th and 27th of Saitama.
It's night of the 27th and 27th of Saitama.
That's right.
It's wonderful.
How old were you, if I'm not mistaken?
I'm 18 years old now.
You're 18 years old.
I want to spread the map of 18 years old.
It's not a 70's map, it's an 80's map.
It's Ozaki's famous song.
That's right.
If you know Ozaki Utaka's song, you'll be surprised.
If you don't know it, you'll be like, "Oh, there's such a song?"
That's Ozaki's song.
That's right.
I think it's wonderful.
It's wonderful.
What else did you like?
I like "Love Live."
"Love Live," right?
Yes.
I don't know.
I don't know where Ozaki's energy went.
But it's quite late now, so let me say it again.
When I looked outside, the starry sky was a little foggy.
I know!
Starry sky fog!
Starry sky fog, I knew it!
I knew it was going to be like that.
It's wonderful.
If you don't mind me asking you that later, are you okay?
I'm a little thirsty.
I think I should drink "Aqua."
Aqua!
I said it, but I like "Love Live."
Your favorite words.
I like my favorite words.
"Ozaki Utaka" and "Ozaki Kiyohiko" were sometimes wrong, weren't they?
They're completely different.
"Love Live." Thank you very much!
Your favorite words were "Ozaki Utaka" and "Ozaki Kiyohiko" were sometimes wrong, weren't they?
They're completely different!
Thank you very much!
"Oh my little girl" was the first song I sang at the audition.
"Oh my little girl" was your audition song?
Yes! I was really surprised.
That's why you sang it!
That's why you sang it? Really?
I was really surprised.
It's a good song, "Oh my little girl."
I really like it.
"Love Live" and "Muse" too.
But "Oh my little girl" was the second song I sang and I got bored of it.
That's right. That's what "Oh my little girl" is about. It's not a song.
But I think it's our second time doing comedy.
I'm getting bored of it.
That's comedy. It's not a song.
We're getting a lot of comments from our audience.
Thank you.
Thank you. It's no joke.
Yes, we do this kind of thing while doing this kind of thing.
I think we'll be doing a lot of shows together in the future.
So don't be shy and don't be like we're going to fight you.
It's comedy.
I think it'll be more fun for our audience.
Yes.
But I don't think you'll be as popular.
I didn't know you were like that.
I'm laughing, but I'm scared of that song.
But like we did today, give it your all and don't fail.
You can only fail now.
That's right.
It's a chance you got.
I hope you shine and cheer up a lot of people.
That's all from Aoi.
Wait a minute.
The principal might say something like that to a college student.
You're shining, right?
Not only your head.
Don't pick up your head!
Is it that fast?
You're not the only one shining.
Do you want one more person?
One more person.
We want one more!
You want it.
Is everyone okay?
But you're not giving it up.
That's great.
One more person.
Let's do one more.
But I don't know...
Isn't there someone you really want?
Someone who's like, "Do the manzai!"
Do the manzai!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
I'll do it for you.
Fujii-san!
Please do it for me!
You did it earlier.
Fujii-san, please do it for me!
You did it earlier, Fujii-san.
I'll do it for you.
Anyone can do it.
What should we do?
Kitajima-san...
Kitazawa-san has to do it for now.
I don't think Kitazawa-san has to do it.
What should we do?
Should we do Ide-san?
It's his birthday.
Yes, it's his birthday on the 11th.
I'll ask you various questions as I did earlier.
Please answer me.
Please tell me your nickname.
Chii-kana.
Chii-kana. Where are you from?
Shizuoka Prefecture.
Chii-kana is from Shizuoka Prefecture.
What is your favorite singer?
It can be someone who sings karaoke or someone you listen to a lot.
Thank you.
The song I sing a lot at karaoke is...
AKB48-san.
AKB48-san. I see.
Please tell me your favorite anime.
"The Flower We Saw That Day"... we don't know the name of it yet.
"Ano Hana", right? I see.
What is your favorite sport?
Table tennis.
Do you actually play table tennis?
Yes, I do.
I see.
Lastly, please tell me your favorite phrase.
"Ichigo Ichie".
"Ichigo Ichie", wonderful. Thank you.
Thank you, Chii-kana-san.
Where are you from? Shizuoka?
Shizuoka.
Yes, you're from Shizuoka.
What is your favorite singer?
Your favorite anime is "Ano Hana".
"Ano Hana" is a big hit.
Your favorite sport is...
table tennis.
I heard you actually played it.
Your favorite phrase is...
"Ichigo Ichie".
Right? This is wonderful.
I didn't ask for it in the chat gpd.
That's right.
You wrote it down in your head.
That's why you're putting it together now.
I'm often told that I didn't ask for it in the chat gpd.
Even so, it's amazing.
That's right.
Because you can remember it.
Yes.
Now, Aoi-san is putting it together in his head.
Yes.
What kind of manzai will be created?
It's done.
Well, let's start with the manzai for you.
I'm Beto-ben. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Once again, congratulations on November 2nd.
Thank you very much.
You said you wanted me to do manzai.
Yes.
After all, your nickname was wonderful.
Nickname, yes.
It's something delicious.
There's cheese in that kamaboko.
It's "chikama".
It's not "cheese" and "kamaboko", it's "chikama".
It's "chikana".
"Chikana" is really cute, but it's small and cute, and it's energetic.
It's energetic.
It's energetic and wonderful.
Yes, it's wonderful.
It's "akb48" because I like "chikana" like that.
"akb48" has a lot of great songs.
Why isn't it "stu48"?
That's fine.
"akb48" has something to admire about it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
You're being called "big diamond" from behind today.
"big diamond", yes.
Of course.
I love it, I love it.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
In this way, all of us, including Ize-san and the three researchers, are still beginners.
Beginners, yes.
That's right.
We're a little old-fashioned, and we may have thought it was annoying.
Annoying!
It was annoying.
We really wanted to meet you all.
We want to meet you all.
What else do you like?
I like "ano hana".
"Ano hana", yes!
It's wonderful, isn't it?
You don't know it, do you?
I'm sorry, but you've been beaten up.
I think you're going to say "menma" again.
"Menma"?! I knew it!
We're peace-loving bastards.
Beethoven, too.
Beethoven, yes.
I hope you'll do your best.
"Ano hana" is wonderful, isn't it?
It's a wonderful masterpiece.
It's about five members who spent their childhood together.
In fact, the girl named "menma" died in a car accident and was separated from them.
After that, you can watch it on Netflix.
You're not in it, are you?
You're in the commercial.
What else did you like?
I also liked you playing table tennis.
Table tennis...
Yes.
Today, too, Ide-san and Kotomi-san are very popular.
I think they're getting more and more popular.
When I think idols are more difficult, I say "choroi"!
Don't say "choroi" like Harimoto-kun.
You don't think it's "choroi", do you?
What else did you like?
You've said it more than once.
Really?
You said "zayunomega".
"Zayunomega" is wonderful.
"Zayunomega" was wonderful, wasn't it?
You said "chahan" is better when it's hard, didn't you?
You said "chahan" is delicious, didn't you?
It's completely different.
You said it more than once.
Thank you very much.
How was it, Kaide-san?
You spoke so fast and your mouth was amazing.
My mouth was amazing?
Your mouth was amazing and your speed was amazing.
I'm good at speaking fast, too, so I thought I'd turn my head more and learn it.
Improvised manzai?
I want you to try it.
Fukuda Akari-senpai, you said you wanted to do improvised manzai at your own fan club event and you've actually done it with me before.
I want to do it!
You turned your head so fast and your mouth was amazing.
Let's do it, chahan!
Please do it! Thank you very much!
If you do it, anyone can do it.
Anyone can do it?
Anyone can do it.
It's a good technique.
Thank you very much.
We're running out of time.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting so long.
Thank you very much.
Oh, thank you!
It looks like it's going to be fun, so I'm joining you.
Thank you very much!
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you, everyone, for supporting us.
Thank you very much.
By all means, by all means...
Oh, it's finally colored letters!
Oh, it's colored letters!
Is it that kind of time now?
It's not that kind of time.
It's paid time now.
Oh, I see.
This one feels better.
Well, I'm grateful for the dull color, but...
Thank you very much.
By all means, everyone at Sankinkesu, we'd like to take this opportunity to get along with you for a little while.
By all means.
We'd like to do a lot of things together, so we hope you'll continue to support us in the future.
Yes, that's it for now.
This has been Beethoven Channel.
Thank you!
Once again, thank you, Sankinkesu!
Thank you!