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There is a program that I absolutely want to do my best.
SKE48, Shikiryu Grand Prix!
Good evening, this is Shikiryu Grand Prix S.O.G.P.
I'm your host, Taichi Yoshida.
And I'm your host, Topei Senpuku.
Thank you for having me.
This is the second episode of Shikiryu Grand Prix.
The four contestants will be on the same show under the same conditions.
Mizuno Honoka, Sato Seira, Deguchi Aki, and Moto Risako.
This is going to be an interesting show.
The four of them look relaxed.
They're going to watch the show from a different studio.
To be honest, we don't have the image of Shikiryu Grand Prix.
Risako is going to do something crazy.
Like, please do it.
It's going to be crazy.
This is the room they're going to watch.
Shikiryu Grand Prix
It's like a talk show.
It's a special kind of promise.
I want them to keep that promise.
And the four Shikiryu guests are...
Dandy Sakano, the guest.
And Dandy Sakano's profile.
These two are the only ones.
Comedian Dandy Sakano.
He made a big break 10 years ago with his one-shot gag, Gets.
They're all going to fight him in that room.
I can't imagine Dandy Sakano's talk.
What kind of talk is he going to have?
It's time for the four MCs to come into the studio.
Please.
I've never seen anything like this.
It's like Tesco's room.
I'm glad it's this kind of relaxing.
Momoka's expression is clearly anxious.
She looks a little stiff.
She looked like she was going to cry.
What's this relaxed feeling?
Today, each of you will be given a talk show.
I invited Dandy Sakano as a guest.
All of us?
Yes.
Is it real?
I was stiff for about two seconds.
So you're going to meet Dandy Sakano as a guest.
We're going to see how he talks.
I'm scared.
Are you all right?
I can't do it.
The first one is Mizuno.
Good luck.
First of all, three people other than Mizuno, please go back to the dressing room.
One person?
Good luck.
Bye-bye.
Good luck, Hono-chan.
I'll do my best.
It's amazing.
Teppei, the catchphrase is,
Hon-waka Honobono, Nonbiri Honobono.
What do you think?
She's a little nervous,
and her face is a little anxious.
The atmosphere in the studio has changed.
The three of them are apart from the pitch,
so they're a little nervous.
How do you feel?
I'm not good at talking, so I'm not sure if I'll be okay.
But I'm going to have fun.
Sakano-san, you're going to be the guest.
I haven't seen Getz lately, so I'd like you to do it.
I see.
I haven't seen Getz lately, so I'd like you to do it.
Now, let's get started.
10 seconds before the start.
It started tonight.
Today's guest is Danny.
Hello, I'm Getz.
It's been a while.
Nice to meet you.
This is the costume.
It's big.
How tall are you?
I'm only 166 cm.
I'm the same height as Nakai-kun.
I see.
Thank you.
I haven't seen Getz lately.
I'll do it now.
I'm sorry.
I don't see it on TV.
I see.
You're in Music, right?
I'm in the same agency as Sugi-chan.
Sugi-chan!
Do you know Sugi-chan?
I love her.
Sugi-chan, you're eating too much.
Do you know Hiroshi?
Yes, I do.
I know him. I haven't seen him recently.
He's in my agency.
Oh, really?
Wow.
I'd like to hear more about him.
Yes, I'd like to know who he is and what he does.
What have you been up to lately?
Lately?
Yes.
I've been going to the countryside.
No, I mean business.
Oh, business.
You know what business is, right?
It's like asking me for a job.
No, no, no.
Oh, that kind of business.
Business where you get a job.
It's a business where you get a job.
Do you have any hobbies?
Hobbies...
Well, I like it.
Do you like it?
Yes, I like it.
Thank you for the compliment.
I like to go jogging.
I like to run a marathon.
Oh, you like it?
So, are you aiming for a 24-hour TV show?
No, I'm not aiming for that.
I'm not aiming for that.
It's a job for people who are high-ranking on TV.
I'm not going to go that far.
Then, do your best.
I'll do my best.
Don't give up.
But...
What kind of position did you get?
You have to do well in your life.
I can do it.
I'm rooting for you.
Really?
Please do your best.
I'll do my best.
Yes.
I'm rooting for you.
See you.
Bye bye.
You have the qualification to be a hot spring sommelier?
Yes.
Have you ever worked at a hot spring?
No.
No?
I've never worked at a hot spring.
That's great. You have that qualification.
I do.
Thank you.
What else?
Your daughter, Naomi...
You have a daughter?
Yes.
We should talk about this.
We should.
I thought you were single.
Really?
That's embarrassing.
Is she a girl?
Yes, she is.
What does she want to be in the future?
She said she wanted to be a soccer player.
Like Nadeshiko Yamato?
No.
I think it's Nadeshiko Japan.
I don't think it's Nadeshiko Yamato.
Nadeshiko Japan.
I don't usually say that.
That's amazing.
So that's what happened.
I think it's more funny than Dandy.
I think Dandy couldn't take it.
They don't get along with each other.
They are trying to break the ice.
Bring me the instrument.
Okay.
Please.
Is there anything you want to ask me?
What?
Is there anything you want to ask me?
Well...
Do you live in Nagoya?
Yes, I live in the countryside.
What do you want to be in the future?
I want to be a model.
You want to be a model?
Yes.
So you are studying to be a model.
That's right.
I got it.
Dandy-san, you are not good at this.
My hobby is Karaoke.
What is Karaoke?
Karaoke?
Karaoke is once a month with my juniors.
With YAHOTO?
No.18?
No.18 is...
Ohako?
I got it.
What was it?
In front of my grave.
Don't you know?
That's right.
Please sing a song.
She is about to sing.
No.18?
I like the song,
Saigo no Ame.
I like the song, Saigo no Ame.
Saigo no Ame ni...
That's it.
Thank you very much.
Today's guest was Dandy-san.
Thank you very much.
I tried to write it myself.
Thank you very much.
The moment of the end has come suddenly.
Teppei-san,
Top batter.
In a sense, it was wonderful.
I think it was a play style close to the room of the main family.
It was amazing.
At the end,
Dandy-san's line became the wind.
I thought I had to let him sing.
In front of my grave.
Don't you know?
That's right.
Please sing a song.
Is that so?
After 5 or 10 seconds, it was already closed.
I was surprised.
Teppei-san, Mizuno's interview is about to begin.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
It was fun.
I wanted to talk a little more.
Is that true?
How was it as an MC?
Did you do well?
I laughed to see Dandy-san's face.
That was a little bad.
Thank you very much.
However,
I could see that Dandy-san was a good person.
I was able to see this play at the beginning.
That's right.
I saw Mizuno's performance.
Teppei-san, it's Sato Seira's turn.
I think she'll do her best.
Sato Seira will soon appear in the studio.
Please.
Here she is.
She entered the studio with a smile on her face.
Now, Sato's match is about to begin.
What kind of performance will she show us in this set?
What's your strategy?
Strategy?
Have you thought of a strategy to liven things up?
Not at all.
I just hope it's fun.
That's good.
Now, Sato's match is about to begin.
What kind of performance will she show us in this set?
What's your strategy?
She's looking at me like she wants me to go home.
This is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, Sato's match is about to begin.
Good evening! This week's Seiran's Room has started!
We have a guest for today as well!
It's Danji Sakana!
Hello! It's been a while!
Hello! Thank you for coming!
Actually, it's not the first time we've met.
Eh? Where?
Eh? We've recorded together about twice.
Eh...
One time was...
In a special video?
That's right! In a special video.
Ah, the one on New Year's Eve?
That's right!
Thank you very much.
It was about two years ago.
Thank you for coming today.
Please, have a seat.
The tea has arrived.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming.
Once again...
I'm Sato Seira.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Why did you come today?
I came here at 9.20pm.
Oh, I see.
Thank you for your time.
What have you been up to recently?
Recently? I've been going to the countryside.
I've been running a business.
You're running a business, aren't you?
I've been going to festivals.
I've been going to awards ceremonies for corporate employees.
I've been running a business like that.
Why did you want to be a comedian?
When I was a kid, I was about 13 years old.
The pre-century of idols in the 1980s came.
I saw it and there was a person named Toshiko Tahara.
Toshichan, the idol of A.M.
I love Toshichan.
At that time, TUNNELS appeared on TV and sang a lot.
If I become a comedian like TUNNELS,
I think I'll be able to appear on the same show as Toshichan.
So I decided to be a comedian.
At that time, I didn't have a yellow shirt.
I wore a suit and started doing things like GET.
Matsumoto Kiyoshi.
Is it a play?
In that commercial.
Oh, from the first episode.
I thought it would be good.
So I got a yellow shirt.
When I was doing GET to a cat,
GET became very popular.
It was a very good life.
A good life.
Thank you.
Please do a gag.
This is a serious gag.
I've seen it before.
May I?
Yes.
May I?
Yes.
May I?
Thank you.
One more.
One more?
Please teach Seira.
What?
Please teach Seira how to make a joke.
Oh, is that what you're going to do?
Please teach me.
Let's do it together.
Can you see this?
I got it.
Let's do it together.
Together?
Are you ready?
One, two, three.
Cashew nuts.
I got it.
It's probably called cashew nuts.
I got it.
Are you ready?
One, two, three.
Cashew nuts.
Thank you.
Don't lose.
Can I use this in the park?
Yes, please.
I'll teach you.
I'll do it.
Please.
Thank you.
Oh, right.
Bowling is...
I think you should put it down.
I'm sorry.
Bowling is...
You were good at it.
Why were you so good at it?
I practiced everything.
I thought you were aiming for something.
Like a professional.
I thought about it a little.
Professional tests are very difficult.
It's impossible for an old man in his 40s to do it.
Really?
It's impossible.
If you're good at it, you should be in the entertainment industry.
I see.
It depends on the sport, but if you're good at it, you're more likely to be called.
I see.
I think it's great.
I'll do my best in a few years.
In a few years. Do your best in SK.
Yes.
I see.
What are you going to do?
It's up to here.
You were born.
Four years ago.
Yes, four years ago.
I was born four years ago. Thank you.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
How do you feel?
It's interesting.
Interesting?
Yes.
I'm going to be four years old.
That's great.
Do you have children?
No.
You don't have children, but what about your future?
I want three children.
How many children do you want?
I started to have children when I was 28.
I want to have three children by the time I'm 32 or 33.
I want to have three children in five years.
Is it hard?
Until 28, I'll be in SK.
28.
I'll do my best.
I'll do my best to do my job.
Do you have any plans until then?
I don't want to do it until I'm 28.
You want to think about many things until you're 28.
That's right.
That's good.
It's your life.
Yes.
I want to think about many things.
Don't tell the staff about this later.
Yes.
Don't worry about it.
The flash has stopped.
That's right.
Did you get that kind of instruction?
No, I didn't.
Wait, the silence is still going on.
That's good.
What should we do?
Let's listen to Dandy's future dreams.
Dreams...
This is good.
Just spread them out.
It worked.
The Anpank.
We'll make sure you're able to make it.
Sponsored by
The Anpank.
Oh my goodness.
Let's listen to Dandy's future dreams.
Dreams...
It'll be good.
It's not like I'm chasing my dream, but if I have a chance, I'd like to move to a warm place in the 60s.
I see.
How do you want to spend your last year?
Last year? What do you mean by last year?
The last year.
The last year?
The last year.
You mean the last year?
That's grand.
To be honest, I'd like to spend my last year quietly so that I don't attract attention to my children.
You know, there's a saying,
Mr. Sakano, who was diagnosed with cerebral palsy a few years ago,
said,
I'd like to spend my last year quietly so that I don't attract attention to my children.
When I see myself like that,
I feel embarrassed and I don't like my family.
So I'd like to spend my last year quietly.
Thank you very much.
Today, we have a wonderful guest, Dandy Sakana.
Thank you very much.
It ended with the end of the show.
Dandy's gag came out.
Did you think there was a comparative variation?
However, there was a scene where my legs stopped in the middle of the game.
Don't worry about it.
She's looking at me and saying, I want you to go home.
Are you thinking about how to end it?
That's right. How can I go home?
Today's task was to float.
It was Sato Seira.
Now, Sato Seira's interview is about to begin.
I've only heard what I'm curious about.
I don't know if Dandy enjoyed it.
I see.
Did you have any impressive stories?
I forgot a little.
I don't know.
Hey, hey, hey.
The next Shikiryu Grand Prix Talk show will be in the second half.
The one who will stand on that stage is Aki Deguchi.
Risako Goto.
On August 20th, the two will clash with Dandy Sakana in the room.
Look forward to it.