AISubs v3
Last week, NARUHODO won the prize of the world's best women's uniform.
The new opening is K-2 Bison.
Run, hug, fight, look ahead.
Women's uniform is a map. We are the way of dreams.
Even if you get lost.
World's best women's uniform.
The channel is as it is.
Good morning.
Thank you for your cooperation today.
Today, K-2 Bison won the prize of the world's best women's uniform.
I decided to have a meeting with you.
The situation has changed.
There is a person who decides everything in this program.
Who is it?
He said he couldn't get a number in a meeting.
Did you care about the ratings of this program?
That's why.
Did you care about it?
I think you have a lot of things you want to do today.
I want you to listen to the program directly.
SKE presents the program they want to do.
Is it adopted or rejected?
It's over there.
Who will go first?
Is it me?
Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
Please come in.
What?
It's Monatsu and Dounyan.
No, it's not.
Let's get started.
You're Honda, right?
No, I'm Hibiscus.
This is the project I want to do.
Quiz!
K2 Love!
The members of Team K2 should have deep love for the team.
I prepared a quiz to find out their love for the team.
Everyone, please.
You're Teppei, right?
No, I'm not.
The first original performance of Team K2 is, of course, Ramune-no-Nomikata.
What kind of meat is Ramune-no-Nomikata?
You have love for the team, don't you?
I don't think it has anything to do with the love for the team.
What's the connection?
As a member, I have to know what is the same Ramune-no-Nomikata.
What?
It's getting harder and harder.
Thank you.
This is...
...wrong!
That's right!
I thought so, too!
No, it's weird!
Well, I heard that the title is...
...something that confirms K-2's love.
So I thought this might be good.
But the content is...
...quite unrelated.
So I'd like you to think about the problem...
...before you come here.
Oh, I'm sorry, I have to go back.
Hurry up!
That's the door, right?
Thank you very much.
What's with the love-tramp?
Manatsu Mukaida.
Member of SKE48 Team K-2.
But that's just her appearance.
She has another face.
She has to decide everything about the show.
The world-famous girl from SKE48.
Team K-2.
The first episode of the eco-friendly project.
Manatsu Mukaida.
Presenter No.2.
The gentle girl, Rinnya Matsumoto.
My heart is racing.
It's a K-2 sports day.
In this show...
I don't have enough stamina...
In this show, I don't have enough stamina...
...to be a K-2 member.
I don't know what she's talking about, but what should we do?
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
She was supposed to present herself to Ogiso-chan.
Excuse me.
Hello.
How are you?
Presenter No.3.
We came up with a great idea.
Here it is.
Ta-da!
Human Conflake Game!
I'd like to explain it with an instruction manual.
First of all, it's a conflake version of a float.
It's like, I'm looking forward to it. It's surprisingly fluffy.
It's like, I'm a conflake.
Then, you slide here with a water slider.
This is the key point.
It's amazing, isn't it? 50km per hour.
That's a lot of speed.
It's definitely fun.
And then, when you fall down,
you jump into the milk.
The key point is the cow's milk.
You jump into the cow's milk at 50km per hour.
What kind of milk is normal milk?
I don't know.
Is it fresh?
The answer is...
Fire! Fire!
Kaka!
What?
I give up.
What?
You give up quickly.
I did it!
Let's play!
What are you doing?
It's my father!
It's my daughter!
I'm sorry, this is a restricted area.
Could you please be quiet?
Come in!
Excuse me.
There's someone in front of you. Is that okay?
If we wait for these people, it will take a long time to record.
That's right.
Presenter No.5, the best student in the team, Reika Yamada.
What do you need to become an idol?
What you need to become an idol is, first of all, the ability to speak.
So, you should be able to speak at least English.
So, I'd like to ask you if you can communicate in English.
Those two over there.
What?
I'm going to ask these two questions, so I'd like to see if they can communicate.
How's the weather today?
What?
Every day.
It's like that.
Even if you're asked about the weather, if you can't answer...
Rain! Rain!
I'll take this one.
Congratulations!
You got it right!
The order of the presents was good.
Now, to celebrate the first place, let's listen to a song from the K2 Kouen Unit.
K2 Kouen Unit
I'm always joking around, throwing everyone into the smoke
So I don't waste my romantic feelings
Avoiding serious situations, with a smile on my face
A kind-hearted heart-throbbing beauty gets on my nerves
I know your shyness and true nature
Yes, I know it all
A lying ostrich is always trying to be funny
Delaying everyone and showing off in front of everyone
The real ostrich is faster than anyone
With a big smile, I entrust to you
This suprice mission
I'm sure you can see my feelings in the distance
But you pretend not to notice
If you make a special girlfriend, this balance will be bad
I want to fall in love
I'm looking at the equilibrium
Show me your true face
You are also a man
You have a desire
A liar ostrich walks on the road
I'm letting you let your guard down
The real ostrich is a little sad
I like people around me
The one with long legs
is a love-hate couple
The real ostrich is a love-hate couple
I'm worried about you.
I'm forgetting my freedom.
Ostriches are ostriches.
Watashi ni totte nara
Horses, Gourmets, Anime, I don't know what's going on!
There are so many ideas!
It's not enough.
This program is brought to you by DMM.com
Excuse me.
Mana-chan?
Mana-chan!
Yes, yes, yes.
I understand, I understand.
Mana-chan!
We don't have much time, so hurry up and show us the project.
The project we want to do is...
Ta-da!
Which one is it?
This program has never had a cooking show before.
Go ahead.
So, we're going to show you the members' original recipe.
Recipe?
Original recipe.
We're going to show you a simple cooking battle using the original recipe.
Sato Mieko, the mother of the team, is a motherly, healthy teacher with a lot of daikon.
Yes, thank you for the food.
For me?
Yes, take a bite.
The cleaning guy says he wants to eat it.
He's using his physical strength to clean.
That's right.
It's warm.
It's delicious.
It has a gentle taste.
Right?
It's gentle, but I don't think it has enough salt.
How strict is he?
It's a late-night meal, so he's strict.
The team leader, Abiru Riho, came up with the idea of putting cheese on pork kimchi.
But isn't that too much cheese?
Can I say one thing?
Do you eat pork kimchi in the middle of the night?
I do.
What else do you eat besides pork kimchi?
What do you think, Manatsu?
It's good.
It's good, but...
Late-night meal?
Here it comes.
This is for the rugby club.
The result was adopted as a gourmet project.
And it's scheduled to be presented soon.
Presenter No. 6, Team 1's shy girl, Showa Hata.
Excuse me.
There's not only a host, but also a kitten.
But it's okay.
I'll make this kitten cry with my perfect gift.
What's this?
She has an extraordinary aura.
It's a project I really want to do.
Here it is.
Let's climb a mountain together.
I'd like to show you the charm of climbing a mountain.
First of all...
First of all, the air is good.
Yes.
And second...
The air is good, and the bento is good.
I think so.
Yes.
The water in the water bottle is more delicious than any drink.
I'm lost in the water, so I can train my senses.
When I eat a delicious-looking mushroom, I can't help but laugh.
This is no good.
This is dangerous.
This is no good.
Are you eating it now?
I've been smiling for a while.
The water bottle is too big.
I don't like this kind of climbing.
You want to do it, don't you?
You're planning a climbing, aren't you?
Excuse me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's with the fluttering?
What's going on?
Excuse me, but isn't this a comedy manga dojo for a cosplay?
What are you talking about?
We've planned this.
This is a comedy 2D dojo.
In the end, it's not like that.
However, it seems that there is definitely something to do.
Not yet.
That's good.
I don't understand at all.
It's not enough.
I don't understand.
I don't understand at all.
The secretary is very excited.
I'll do this.
What kind of project is it?
It's a 2D story.
Of course, I'll talk about it.
Besides that, I want to do something based on the characters.
I want to do a big-cut and have fun.
I want to do Madoka in Madomagi.
That's good.
I want to do it with everyone, so I want to do it with Homohom.
That's good.
I want to do it with everyone, so I want to do it with everyone, so my dream is getting bigger.
I don't understand at all.
Of course it will be like this.
What's next?
Is there a way to give a present like this?
It's cute.
What kind of project is it?
It's a test game.
We have to say this.
I'm sorry.
Presenter No.8
Hatenko Girl Sato Teina
Question!
What kind of dog is Hatenko Girl Sato Teina?
This is a difficult question.
I've never seen it.
Torishima Ria loves dogs.
I'll let Wakabayashi answer this question, but she won't get it right anyway.
Let's have the fifth person to answer this question!
The fifth person to answer this question!
What is this?
The answer is Irish Wolfhound!
Irish Wolfhound is the tallest dog breed in the world.
When there was a wolf in Ireland, they took it to hunt wolves.
Wakabayashi couldn't answer this question.
We are a turtle!
Turtle!
It's not a turtle.
I'm scared of this voice now.
Hatenko Girl Sato Teina Question!
It's a nice day today.
It's true.
But I don't like the strong sunlight.
It's bad for your skin.
You can't see my skin.
Don't say that.
Oh, I like it.
I'm a man with a lot of hair.
I'm not a man!
I'm in front of Sakae Gakuen right now.
Look at this!
A tremendous number of reporters are eagerly awaiting the arrival of the savior.
The star of hope that will save all of us is coming!
Wait a minute!
It's here!
The last hope of humanity has just arrived!
Are you going to do it?
Wait a minute!
Oh my!
They all look so strong!
Huh?
What's going on?
How do you feel right now?
What?
What are you talking about?
What?
Don't you know?
Well...
As a result of research, it has been discovered that if you make medicine from your blood, which is infected from the whole body, your scalp will heal.
Please cooperate and save us!
No matter how urgent it is...
Please!
You are our last hope!
The last hope...
What if I grant their wishes?
Because it's wonderful!
I'm always chasing after men, and I'm jealous that I can do something for them.
Rakko-chan, let's do it!
I understand.
If everyone says so...
Please prepare my blood as you like!
And then...
What's wrong?
Thanks to Rakko-san, the new medicine has been completed!
Let's celebrate this day together!
Well then, everyone!
Moukonin Asuo!
It's not bad to be useful to people.
Hey! What the hell is this?
What is that?
You're naked, but you're so hairy.
What is that?
Mom...
Don't be so depressed in front of me.
As a maiden, I have a complex about being hairy.
You're hairy!
Next, Manatsu Mukaida.
I'm going to judge you.