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The world's smallest ULTRA quiz
After a week of waiting, it's time for the quiz
No matter how difficult it is, use your intelligence, strength, and luck to overcome it
This is the world's wall
Michael and Yuka's USA team will win the American joke
In America, birds don't fly
The world's smallest ULTRA quiz
Are you okay with that?
The next quiz showdown is about to begin
Next is the American joke ULTRA quiz
ULTRA quiz
The ULTRA quiz is a quiz about the common sense of America
The SKE will choose one of the red and blue envelopes
They will answer in a quick quiz format
If everyone can answer within 10 questions, they will win
The first question, Captain Sera-san, Jane-san
Jane-san's blue envelope
Blue
Jane's blue
Incorrect
It's correct
How do you read this?
Everyone is familiar with the ULTRA quiz, right?
The number of questions has decreased, so I'll put it here
I said I wanted to do this
Let's start again
Sera-san, please choose again
I don't want to be wrong again, so I'll go with red
Michael-san
Here's the question
Who is the 44th president of the United States?
It's Hayabusa
Hayabusa
President Obama
Please stand behind
Isn't it easy to say 44th?
Current
It's a little difficult
Not yet
Takayanagi-san, please choose the next question
David-san's
Blue
Wrong
Who is the king of Hawaii?
What is that?
Hawaii
Kamehameha
Next, Akaeda-san, please choose
Riva-san's...
Red of Akaeda
Red
Then, Takayanagi-san, please
Here is the question
Who invented the light bulb and the telephone?
Who is the inventor of America?
Takayanagi-san
Edison
Correct!
There are 7 questions left, so 7 out of 7 is correct
We can still make a mistake, right?
We can still make a mistake
It's okay
Then, Seira-san, please choose
Kori-san's Red
Here is the question
How many cents is 1 dollar?
What is a cent?
How much is 1 dollar?
10 cents
I'm a Hurricane Joe
Then, Akaeda-san, please choose
Jane-san's...
Blue
Here is the question
Easy question
Very, very easy
Who is the king of pop that died 2 years ago?
Pop?
Maizen Sisters!
After 4 people have passed, there is only 1 person left
Will they be able to win?
The remaining questions are 5 more questions
Then I'll go with Kori-san's blue
Kori-san's blue
You can do it!
Blue one
You can do it! You really can do it!
You can do it!
Then here is the question
What is America's currency?
Oh!
Time's up!
Cent!
It's out
Yes, it's out
Please tell us the answer
Dollar!
Oh, right, it's cent
Calm down, calm down
Rima-san's blue
Rima-san's blue is blue
It's okay, you can do it
It's easy
Then here is the question
Who discovered America?
Impossible!
It's impossible!
Recently?
We will send it to you through BMM.com
Fast-forwarded American Ultra Quiz
After 4 people have passed, there is only 1 person left
Who discovered America?
It's impossible!
Recently?
It's impossible!
But there are a lot of people who don't know
You don't know, right?
See?
What is this?
Then let's answer with 1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3
Columbus!
Yes, that's right!
Who discovered America?
3 more questions to go!
Question!
Where is the capital of the United States?
It's Washington DC!
We won! Everyone got it right!
Escaped!
Thank you very much!
It's finally the final round!
The fun American Ultra Quiz is now over.
The winner is SK E-SENBATSU!
And the winner is the American representative!
What kind of quiz is waiting for us at the end of this tense situation?
The last game to be displayed is...
TENGU!
The next game is a game where the players compete for the height of their noses.
Each team will send out three representatives.
The team that measures the height of their noses...
The team with the closest total of 10 cm wins!
I think SKE is definitely not going to win.
But everyone has a high nose.
No, it's not going to be a nose.
Let's do that.
Let's do a nose cap instead of a handicap.
The SKE team can add one person from the back row and make it four.
That's right. We have to do that.
Because we have a high nose.
No, it's not.
It's not. Look.
It's not high.
Who's going to be the skater?
What should we do?
Kin-chan, you're always doing this to make your nose higher, right?
Yes, I've been doing this for about three months now.
Kaneko-san, are you going to do it?
But it's closer to 10 cm.
That's right.
It's not good to have a high nose when it's close to 10 cm.
That's good.
Then, Tomomiya will do it.
That's why I was wearing a microphone.
Why?
I thought you were going to take it off.
Then I'll do it.
Tomomiya wins!
The skater will start the game.
Who's going to go first?
I think I'll go first.
So, Cory.
Cory! Cory! Cory!
By the way, this is a device to measure your nose.
It's called Eagle Sam.
Cory! Cory!
How tall is he?
He's going to do it.
20 cm?
4.02 cm!
Wow!
Amazing!
Who will go first?
If you are tall, you can go first!
I'll go first!
Minno-san!
Please bring a longer bed!
3.16cm!
There is no difference of 1cm!
Who will go for 6cm?
Jane!
You are tall!
3.53cm!
American nose!
American team, American nose!
I'll go!
3.05cm!
Let's see the results!
Both teams have a good score!
The American team is moving!
David has a low nose!
That's good!
Who will go first?
Minno-san!
It's about 10.5
SK-II's score is 3.79
It's better if it's lower
Yeah, it's better if it's lower
She's so strong!
Oh, but Ogisa's nose is smaller
Let's do it again
Are you ready?
Let's decide!
Who is it?
Rizo-san!
Rizo-san, all of them are small
2.13
It's just right
Ogiso-senshu, you're really good at this
Yeah, I am
But in order to win, you need a lower nose
Where will it come from?
Is it the side of the nose?
It's not the side
Or you can choose again from Hina-tan
Manatsu?
Manatsu might be good
It's complicated to choose
It's complicated
Let's change members
Thank you
Everything is in Manatsu-san's hands
That's good!
You can tell at this point
That's good!
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News, S, K, E's events
In this program, we will be talking about Tomoko Kato, who is always full of energy
This is the topic of December's birthday
We will be talking about these 5 people's birthdays
Airi Furukawa, who just turned 22 years old
Please tell us your goal
My goal?
Yes
I just turned 22 years old
Thank you
I have to be sexy, but the other members are sexy
I want to be more sexy
Thank you
Thank you for the wonderful comments
Hara-san, whose birthday is on the 24th
Your birthday is on the 24th, so your anniversary is a waste
It's a waste, isn't it?
It's not like that
I get cakes on the 24th and 25th
The fridge is full of cakes
I'm jealous
I don't know if it's good or bad
Thank you for the fun comments
Tomoko Kato, who is always full of energy
I'm 12-year-old Narumi Ichino from Aichi prefecture.
I want to practice facial expressions and dance and do my best to be able to perform soon.
I'm 17-year-old Tsugumi Iwanaga from Gifu prefecture.
I want to be a member of a group such as Rin Birudon and Nagisa no Cherry.
I'm 11-year-old Naigo Yuna from Aichi prefecture.
I'm the youngest member of SKE48. I'm not good at dancing, but I'm good at smiling and being energetic.
I'm 12-year-old Arisa Oake from Aichi prefecture.
I like to say interesting things and have fun, so I will do my best to make various people smile.
I'm 15-year-old Risa Ogina from Aichi prefecture.
I'm from Aichi prefecture. I want to form a unit with Mr. Iguchi and other members who are tall.
I'm 15-year-old Nanako Suga from Aichi prefecture.
I'm 17-year-old Sayaka Nidori from Aichi prefecture.
I'm the youngest Sayaka from Tokyo, Nagoya, Osaka, and Hakata.
I'll do my best to make people think that Sayaka from Nagoya is amazing.
I'm 19-year-old Hiyoki Miki from Aichi prefecture.
I'll do my best to meet all the people I can meet in the future.
I'm 16-year-old Mitsuki Fujimoto from Aichi prefecture.
I'm good at mechanical gymnastics.
I'm good at playing with little kids and making them sleep.
I'm 15-year-old Haruka Otomura from Aichi prefecture.
I'll do my best to make people smile when they see my smile.
I'm 15-year-old Furuha Tanao from Aichi prefecture.
I'll do my best to support my fans.
I'm 14-year-old Ayami Miyama from Aichi prefecture.
I'll do my best to be recognized by my seniors.
I'm 14-year-old Mizuho Yamada from Aichi prefecture.
I will do my best with a bright smile.
I like rabbits, so please take care of me.
SK48 will be sung by all members.
Have you decided on your favorite member?
Please vote for me!
Oh, Haruka-chan, you have a cold?
I was doing some research yesterday without turning on the stove.
Oh, well, it can't be helped.
Yay!
It's so warm and I feel so good!
It's even warmer when you take it off.
Oh, well, I'll pass.
The final round is to measure the height of the flowers and get a total of 10 cm.
The final challenger, Mukaida's flower, will decide the outcome of the match.
Here I go!
Everything is entrusted to Mukaida-san's flower.
That's good!
You can tell at this point?
That's good!
That's good, that's good!
A little more, a little more, a little more!
It's decided!
Mukaida Manatsu's flower's height is...
2.2 cm!
Unfortunately, America wins!
The winner of this match is America!
USA! USA! USA!
The MVP of this match is David-san!
Oh, my God!
Yay!
USA! USA! USA!
This is a 21st century global food!
Steak burger!
It's a burger!
It looks good!
This battle will be continued as Thank You Michael.
See you next week.
Next week
We have received an opinion from the show.
We love late night shows and watch them all the time.
But this show is too much of a bad joke.
We will take this situation seriously and make use of it for future shows.