AISubs v3
Summer wrapped around my waist
Reflecting the color of the sea
STAY 48's world uniform jockey
Go for it, Japan!
This time, the country of battle is
America!
Actually, this time is a historical battle
Among the representatives of the United States
A very special guest
He is a great person
I really respect him
He is a straight-up loser
Let's welcome him!
Today, I really came to Nagoya
Thank you very much
Are you ready?
Yes, I am!
On MTV's VJ, we have a great senior, Michael Tomioka!
Wait, what's with that reaction?
No way!
You all know him, right?
Huh?
Isn't that a bit of a half-assed reaction?
I'm sorry.
Could you please introduce yourself?
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
Wow!
Representing USA, the United States of America!
Let's start with this person.
Ladies and gentlemen, representing the USA, United States of America.
First, let me introduce the team members.
From Kansas, Green Bay River!
From Minnesota, Beach Coney!
From North Carolina, Ponta J!
From Hawaii, Kanagawa Prefecture!
Changing my profile photo!
I'm all fired up!
May I get my shirt from Naniwa?
I look as hot as Ioya beyond Hokkaido this year!
Aloha!
USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Born in New York City, New York
50 years old
Michael Sheridan, aka Michael Tomioka
Nice to meet you
50 years old
Have you ever been so excited in your life?
And Michael Tomioka
Michael Anthony Sheridan
American nationality
I was surprised that he was 50 years old
My English name is
Ekimai Ryugaku
Here are the nominees for this time
Pay attention to the first appearance of the studio
No matter what you say, the SKE selection
The first appearance of the studio
There is a super big one
It's the first time for Mizuno Onoka
It's a super big one
I have to pull it out
I don't feel like a big one
How tall are you?
171 cm
But the face is small
It's a nice style
How do you feel today?
I want to enjoy
Super big Mizuno Onoka's ability and anger
It's finally a showdown
Do you want to go to New York?
Aren't you afraid of the punishment game?
By the way, don't you know what it is?
I don't know.
You don't know?
If it's America, then it's the ULTRA QUIZ!
I really wanted to do it this time.
I want to do this project.
Maiko-san, please give us the title call.
Here I go.
The first ever America Joke Ultra Quiz!
The ULTRA QUIZ that made you want to play ping- pong.
Is it a victory or a crybaby?
Use your intelligence, physical strength, and luck to break through the American Joke!
The first question.
I really wanted to do this!
Don't you know what it is?
The ULTRA QUIZ that made you want to play ping- pong.
It's pretty heavy.
Someone, please press the button.
That's great, Takayamari-san!
But, sorry, the first one is fast-forwarded.
It's fast-forwarded, so the first one doesn't matter.
Let's get started.
The first American joke.
Yesterday, my friend Tom told me,
Michael, I want to be a sailor, but I can't swim.
So I told Tom,
Hey, Tom, don't worry.
My daddy is a pilot, but he can't fly in the sky.
I don't know what he's talking about.
He's laughing a lot.
Now, everyone, you understand, right?
Suddenly, a big one came out.
Please write down the answer.
What are you talking about? What do you want to do?
What do you want to say?
I don't know what you want to say.
Akaina-san, what's wrong?
Please write down the answer.
First, let's start with Captain Sato Seira-san.
Ta-da!
The part where I try my best to laugh even though I'm slipping.
That's the current style.
That's the way to hold your breath.
I see.
That's not it.
That's not it?
Next, let's go with Takayanagi Akane-san.
It's a given that people don't eat it.
That's what you were talking about?
Some people don't understand what we're talking about.
Next, Okizo Shiori-san.
In America, birds don't fly.
That's weird!
When I went to America, I didn't see birds flying.
The birds were walking, right?
I said, birds don't fly, but in America, birds don't fly.
I know that.
I don't know if it's true or not.
I've never heard of that story.
It's like it came from a story.
Next, Akaida-san.
Birds don't fly.
I don't understand the meaning.
Lastly, Mizuno-san, please.
Because it's for the public.
What does that mean?
My mom said it's okay.
She said it's okay to say it's for the public?
What kind of mom is that?
It's my first birthday, but she said it's okay to say it's for the public?
Next, Michael-san, please.
This is not a story.
I didn't understand it at all.
I'm sorry.
It's better than the Main Spector.
I'm surprised.
The pilot is complaining that he has to fly in order to go to the beach.
Takayanagi was the only one who got it right.
Did you get the hang of it?
Yes, I did.
Let's move on to the second question.
Next American joke, please.
This is my Hawaiian joke.
Okay, Hawaiian joke.
Hula dancer.
Boxer.
Hula dancer and boxer.
What will happen to the children of the boxer and the hula dancer?
Wait a minute.
What will happen to the children of the boxer and the hula dancer?
What will happen?
Hawaiian punch!
That's funny!
That's a good one!
Hawaiian punch!
That's funny!
Please write your answer.
Hawaiian punch.
I got it.
Let's move on.
Please write your answer at the same time.
One, two, three.
Hula boxer.
Hula dancer and boxer.
Hula boxer.
Hula and boxer.
Hula boxer.
That's a new interpretation.
Next, Takanagi.
Hawaii is hula dancer.
Hula is hula dancer, and boxer is Hawaiian punch.
That's a good one.
I think I know the answer.
Next, Shiori.
Dreams are free.
Dreams are free, right?
Hula and boxer's children are free to do whatever they want.
That's not true.
That means I shouldn't draw the line, right?
Next, Akari.
No comment.
Last, Mizuno.
I'm a high school student.
I'm scared!
This is a high school scene.
Grandpa said this is fine.
Grandpa!
This is bad. This is a big deal.
This is bad.
Then, Michael-san, please give us your verdict.
Please.
This is really...
If I had to choose, it's green.
Only Takayama Ginomi is correct about this joke.
Hawaiian Punch, a famous drink in Hawaii, is made by a flamenco dancer and a boxer.
This is a joke.
This is bad.
I thought it would be difficult if I didn't know Hawaiian Punch.
But it's green.
Good job!
Are you sad, everyone?
Why?
If not all of you are correct, you're out.
This is a high school scene.
This is bad.
Let's move on to the next segment.
Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan
Red to Blue to Yellow
White to Black to Green
Pink to Orange
Come on! Let's gather!
Gold, Silver, Navy, Grey
Brown, Light Blue, Beige, and Purple
It's a 16-color dream!
Give me honey!
Annyang, Shiori, Mokoni, Gorisa, Serang, and Ye- san
Come on, let's do it together!
Twinnies, Shower ponies, Eileen, Matsuri, Namanatsuri, Miki, Kiki, Rei-chan, Tomo-nyan, Team K-2!
Our height, weight, age, and results
Are all different from what we aim for
Let's draw a single picture with a blank sheet of paper
Dream Crayon
Our individuality and individuality combine to create a picture of the future
Red, blue, yellow, white, black, green, pink, and orange
Come on, let's get together!
Gold, silver, navy, gray, brown, light blue, beige, purple, blue
Dream 16 colors
Come on, let's do it together!
Twinnies, Shower ponies, Eileen, Matsuri, Namanatsuri, Miki, Kiki, Rei-chan, Tomo-nyan, Team K-2!
Our individuality and individuality combine to create a picture of the future
Let's draw a single picture with a blank sheet of paper
It's okay to believe in that color
Even if you draw it alone, it won't be completed
Dream Crayon
Encouraging each other, bumping into each other
It will be a wonderful picture
Let's draw a single picture with a blank sheet of paper
Dream Crayon
Individuality and individuality combine to create a picture of the future
Come on, let's gather
Dream 16 colors
Come on, let's all
Dream Crayon
Everyone 16 colors
Team
Crayon Shin-chan
Nyan Nyan Nyan Yo! Nyan Nyan Nyan Chikara!
Even if you're always powerful, Nyan Nyan Chikara!
It's still going to continue!
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News. S.K.E.'s events.
I'm worried that my character will be taken over by the 5th generation of anime fans.
I'm Furukawa Airi. Thank you.
Here's the first news.
This weekend, December 10th, Saturday.
S.K.E.48's talk show mini-live will be held at Central Air, Chubu International Airport.
This is an event that will be held at Central Air's Akasaka Christmas 2011.
Ah, here it is.
Oh my!
I was surprised.
The number of participants...
hasn't been decided yet!
As soon as the details are decided, we will announce it on Central Air and S.K.E.'s homepage.
Please look forward to it.
That's all for the news.
S.K.E.'s events.
The anime I recommend this time is Fate Zero.
I'm Furukawa Airi.
Yay!
Can you show me your fashion item?
This one.
Is it a cat's ear?
The fifth one is a cat!
Ah, yes!
Meow!
This is a quiz to guess the funny points of American jokes spoken by the American representative team.
S.K.E. has not been able to keep up with the American representative's jokes.
Incorrect!
Next is the final American joke.
Yesterday, when I went to the pizza place, the waiter asked me if I wanted 8 slices or 6 slices.
Wait, wait, wait. You went to the pizza place yesterday?
Yes.
The waiter asked you?
Yes.
8 slices or 6 slices?
Yes.
And?
And I said, I can't eat 8 slices, so make it 6 slices.
You said, you can't eat 8 slices, so make it 6 slices?
Yes.
What is this?
Thank you very much.
What is this?
Thank you very much.
Everyone knows this, right?
Everyone knows this?
I'm the only one who doesn't know this.
This is not a question that you can answer with a high-class.
This is a question that you can answer with a high-class.
If you cut 8 pieces, it's too much.
But if you cut 6 pieces, you can answer this.
What do you mean?
Everyone, please write your answer.
Lily, Lily.
Lily eats pizza.
If you cut 8 pieces, it's too much.
Why?
I got it!
She eats pizza.
It seems that there are members who know the answer.
Will everyone answer correctly?
Let's start with Takayanagi.
If you cut 8 pieces or 6 pieces, the size of the pizza doesn't change.
Let's go back to Sera-san.
Sera-san, do you want to go?
Yes, Captain, please.
I can't eat it because 2 pieces are missing.
I don't know!
Who do you think you're talking to?
I'm asking you alone.
Even if you give us that many hints, you didn't understand the American joke?
I didn't understand anything.
Lastly, Mizuno Honoka-san, please give us your answer.
Mizuno Honoka-san!
Correct!
Cute!
Everyone is cute with that.
That's amazing.
What's the meaning of this?
The pizza shop clerk said it like this.
That's amazing.
It's the first time I've heard such a sad American joke.
It's sad.
It's a shame.
Out!
The size of the pizza doesn't change no matter how many pieces are cut.
The original size.
I still don't understand.
The size of the pizza doesn't change no matter how many pieces are cut.
There are many people who cut 8 pieces, so I can't eat 6 pieces.
But the size doesn't change.
Okay.
The winner is the American representative!