AISubs
Good evening to all of you who are watching SKE48's BuzzLaser Mass. I'm Akari Suda.
I'm Kozawa.
I'm Itoda.
Due to the influence of the new coronavirus, we can't film right now.
From today, for a while, the program will be a BuzzLaser collection.
Thank you very much.
It's a project that we will choose one more time and send it.
Today is Suda Selection.
I've been waiting.
Last November.
We're going to have a special episode with the famous Japanese comedian, Choja Warashime.
Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
You've got your own personality.
Yes.
Some of you are good at it.
You were good at the water game, too.
Yes, I was.
We hope this situation will end soon.
Please enjoy our special episode tonight.
this time this time
We will challenge Warashibe Choja project
This time, we are going to make a buzz with a high- quality product!
Yay!
Thank you very much!
This time, we are going to challenge the standard of variety,
Warashibe Chouja!
Have you ever tried Warashibe Chouja?
I've only done it once.
It was a radio project 25 years ago.
What?
How did that happen?
I don't remember it at all, but I had a feeling that it was Warashibe.
I remember it getting better and better.
This time, we will divide into two teams and aim for high-quality products.
But have you ever tried Warashibe?
No, I haven't.
I do it privately. I'm doing it privately.
I haven't done it I haven't done it But I want to do it By the way, what is the most expensive thing you want?
I was going to buy Gucci today. But I can buy Gucci very soon. You can buy Gucci very soon.
Really? Really?
I want to buy Gucci with Mr. Itoda.
But that's the worst.
The worst?
If I had 7,000 yen, I would have bought it.
You can't buy it.
I think it's better to go down as much as possible. So we'll start from here.
This is a cheap way to go
It's better than this, first of all, sweet sticks and pieces
Luka from the North, aiming for the Porsche, is separated from Airi Mizuno, who is aiming for Gucchi, and the team you see.
We will show you how much you can exchange for expensive products.
First, the strategy meeting.
I have a good idea.
What is it?
I think the fans are the ones who think this is the most valuable thing.
I see.
SKE.
Then do you go to Sunshine?
Yes.
Hasiko.
How would she feel?
But if it's empty there, it's already over.
answer I think it'd be nice to record.
Shall we go first?
Since we don't have time, let's go first.
Yes, uh yes.
I'm gonna quit SK since it's as bad.
With this kind of determination, I can do a whole one but starts.
Then let's go.
Let's go.
Suda team.
First, search for an exchange partner around the border.
Sunshine Sakae, the home of SKE, has a theater.
I wonder if he's in the lower square.
Huh? He's not here at all.
Is the theater open today?
It's open today.
Oh, he's waving his hand.
He's waving his hand.
Is he a fan? Is he a fan?
Oh, he's here.
Hello.
Do you know who he is?
Yes, I do.
Who is he?
SK's...
Suda Akari.
Oh, he knows me. Thank you.
This is 1800 yen.
This is more valuable than the photo book that Suda Akari got himself.
What's wrong with that watch?
Hey, it hurts.
Can you show me?
It's a gift.
It's a map.
By the way, this is...
What?
Wait a minute.
Why?
What are you doing?
Actually, the Ozawa team also seems to have the same aim.
By the way...
Isn't there something?
Is there something?
Huh? There is!
Is there something?
Huh? There is!
Huh? It's covered!
What are they doing?
Why?
While watching the Suda team from the side,
the plan is to rush to the theater of SKE on the second floor.
It's good that we came up.
Is it still open?
It's not open.
When you go down to the first floor due to the operation failure.
Are you a fan too? I've seen it.
Fan! Fan! Come down!
Come down! Come down all the fans!
I got the fan off.
He went that way.
Oh, no.
We are on the same program, so I thought it was okay to go that way.
No, no, no.
He should come here.
What?
Oh, that's right.
I know quite a lot of people.
Oh, really?
People who go there?
Yes.
They also come to Hakushikaesaka.
Hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
When I said, SK, he said, come here, come here.
I said, okay.
He came down and went this way.
No, there is also SK here.
Let's go.
He himself.
Oh, no.
But please come here.
Don't go that way.
Okay.
No, it's better to go that way.
I'd like you to exchange something with my photo book and I'd like to be the one who stepped up.
But I have it.
You have it, don't you?
I have it.
You have it, don't you? Thank you.
I was a fan of Tsuda, but the negotiation failed.
By the way, what is the most expensive thing you have now?
A mobile phone or a smartphone.
Accessories are fine.
You don't need anything.
You can use the card in the wallet.
Well, well, well.
That's too realistic.
I think I'll come with a handbrake.
Look at that.
There's still a photo book over there.
You still have a photo book.
But as you can see over there,
I can't wear this photo book at all.
I can't wear either.
There it is.
I heard it.
Go over there.
I can't wear this photo book at all.
Mr. Kozawa, I'm trying not to say it, but I'm a fan now, so I had it, I had it, we were aiming for both teams that fans would want, but there are already many people who have it, and the strategy failed.
It's a little far away from here. Yes.
Let's go to Rustic or Barco.
That's good.
Let's go.
There is also Apple Store.
Over there.
Hoshigaoka has a university, so let's go back to something at the university and go to a high-end residential area.
Let's go.
Let's go to Hoshigaoka.
The Suda team aims to shop around the department store.
The Ozawa team aims to become a celebrity by going to Hoshigaoka.
The popularity of Suda is extremely high.
Do you think so now?
We are both doing it.
We are holding the camera.
No one was looking at us.
Someone is waving.
Hello.
This is bad.
Is it bad?
This is bad.
I came from Niigata.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm a fan of SKE.
Thank you very much.
I'm a fan of Dragonz.
Thank you very much.
I came from Niigata.
Do you have anything you can exchange with this?
I don't have anything I can exchange with this.
I wonder what it is.
I just passed by a car.
I'm in a car.
I'll exchange my contact information with the staff.
Please contact me when you get out of the car.
I can exchange with this.
If you're near me, let's meet.
I want to meet as much as possible.
I'll wait for that person.
Is that okay?
You're looking forward to it.
That's right.
You're like, really?
Are you going back by car?
I think so.
It'll take about five hours.
Hello.
I came to see you.
You came to see me?
Yes.
Really?
Thank you very much.
If you'd like, we can take a picture together.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm already in the picture.
Are you in the picture?
Can I talk to you for a moment?
This is my photo book.
I'm looking for someone who can exchange this photo book for something else.
What's this?
Miso-boiled udon.
Miso-boiled udon?
That might be more valuable.
Can I see it?
Why do you want to carry it around?
Mr Ishigaki gave it to me.
I don't need it.
Did you buy it at Mitsukoshi?
I bought it to give to my daughter.
I promised to meet her today.
Can I see it?
Wow, it's fresh.
It's fresh.
What's today, October 24th?
It's tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
You're giving it to her at the last minute.
It's her birthday tomorrow.
You gave her miso soup on her birthday?
It's her birthday.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
You're giving her udon for her birthday?
I've never heard of it.
It's not wine.
It's true.
It's 1,000 yen.
A little more.
It's 1,000 yen.
If she gives it to you, you have to go back to Niigata.
It's a souvenir.
You read the previous one, didn't you?
Here it is.
Please exchange it.
Thank you very much.
The Suda team has successfully exchanged it.
The photo book is in the two boxes of miso-boiled udon.
He may think that he can get a photo book.
Thank you very much.
I'll give it to you after I put my pants under it.
Don't say that.
I'll give it to you after I put my pants under it.
How do you raise your value?
Are you crazy?
I can do it.
On the other hand, the Ozawa team moved to Hoshigaoka.
It is a busy town with shopping malls and universities.
First of all, it is a strategy to attack students who can see the demand for a photo book.
There are a lot of people.
From a long time ago,
It's a boy.
Do you want this book or not?
I don't want it.
You want it, right? I understand.
It's 1,800 yen.
But we don't ask you to give us money.
That's right. Please don't say that.
We want you to exchange something with us.
We have a mobile battery.
What?
A mobile battery? Is it a charger?
Yes.
How much was it when you bought it?
It was less than 2,000 yen.
1,800 yen for a new phone?
It was less than 2,000 yen for a new phone.
It was less than 2,000 yen for a used phone.
It wasn't that expensive.
It's a mobile phone.
Shall we go?
But we don't have a line.
That's right.
It's a card.
We can charge our phones with this.
What?
Do you have a Takuashi outlet?
It's a mobile phone.
Do you still need it?
Let's go with this.
We're going to exchange Suda's photo book with a mobile battery.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad.
It's changed.
The Ozawa team has exchanged mobile batteries.
We've finally moved on from Suda's photo book.
On the other hand, the Suda team...
Thank you very much.
How was it?
It was the newest one.
There is only a pen-light.
The pen-light is...
You have it, don't you?
If I have to say, I...
You have it, don't you?
Yes, well...
Even if you don't buy it, you can get it from the company.
That's right.
This is no good.
Thank you very much.
Do you have something that you can give to others?
No, I don't.
You don't, right? You need it all, right?
Yes.
And then...
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
We're going to a cafe.
We just started.
We're going to a cafe.
Miso and meat noodles.
I love miso.
That's a good one.
Do you have anything that can replace this?
Do you have anything?
I don't have earrings.
What's this?
I got this.
Is it okay to get something?
Not from your boyfriend?
It's from my ex-boyfriend.
What?
Wait, wait.
It's not okay.
You got it from your ex-boyfriend?
It's not a crime.
I see.
I don't know what it is, but it looks expensive.
What is this?
This is okay.
Is this your ex-boyfriend?
Yes, my ex-boyfriend.
Is this really okay?
That's okay.
You won't regret it even if it's gone?
I won't regret it.
More than this guy?
No.
Which one?
I don't know.
Then, this one.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
By the way, you have until tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
I won't eat today.
It's true.
Let's eat.
One of two boxes of miso-boiled udon.
Exchange one of them for a bangle.
And more.
The first one, the first one.
Do you want to exchange?
Can you do it?
This is for tomorrow.
What?
Are you serious?
This time, this exchanged necklace is even more.
How is it?
Oh, good.
The exchange of the necklace and the right to the product is established.
And here, we meet the person we never thought we would meet.
Oh, there's someone I know.
Oshirin?
What are you doing with the bag of Tokai Radio?
Thank you for your hard work.
I was able to see you.
I don't have much time, so please explain.
Are you doing Warashibetsu?
Yes.
Can you exchange this for something?
Oh, it's fast.
What?
Is this it?
This is fine, but if possible, this one.
This is close.
It's fine.
It suits you. It's cute.
It's good.
It suits you.
Recently, my butt has become red.
Really?
My hair is also a good color.
Thank you very much.
It has become red.
Is there anything you can exchange?
Is there anything?
Thank you very much.
I don't really have anything. Idol wings are worn. Wearing feathers is no good. Depending on the person, it's quite... If you take this to Sunshine...it's disgusting when you get there...This is a little... I have a Mitsukoshi gift certificate worth 4,000 yen. But do you have something?
I have a gift card. Do you carry a gift certificate? A gift certificate, yes. It's a bit tattered, but... If it breaks, it'll become invalid... It's dangerous, it's dangerous, it's dangerous! But you can't use it, right? It can't be helped. It's for the show. Wow! I'm so happy! Then let's get the location of the next buzz bus! Ah, really? I can't promise that. why?
A bangle and a gift certificate are exchanged with Aoki, who is passing by. As you can see from the progress of both teams, is Suda team one step ahead?
Hello! Can I talk to you? Yes, please. There's a turtle next door, so can I talk to you? A turtle?
What is that? What is your name?
I'm Gajiro.
Gajiro-kun.
Wow!
How long have you been living here?
13 years.
The turtle is the mascot of Hoshigaoka's beauty salon, Gajiya.
Let's start the negotiation.
The turtle is the mascot of Hoshigaoka's beauty salon.
How is it?
It's totally different.
What?
I'll lend you some.
Do you have anything?
I can exchange it with this.
Exchange it with what?
Shampoo treatment.
I'm sorry, but I don't have any.
ーI think it's 3,000 or 4,000 yen. ーIt's 6,000 yen.
ーIt's here! ーIt's not 2,000 yen, it's garbage.
ーChange with new high-class shampoo set is done. ー
ーAfter that, they move to Kaku-Ozan and go to Ozawa team to target celebrities. ー
ーThere ー
ーYou can hear the voice saying ー
ーFind someone who is hurt. ー
ーBut it's better to find someone ー
ーwho has beautiful hair. ー
ーDon't overdo it. ー
It's her birthday today, so I want to give her a present.
Happy birthday to you ー
May I exchange it with the kanjashi I bought at the store earlier?
Kanjashi? Did you buy it as a gift?
I want to give this to my girlfriend as a gift.
ーThis? ー
It's a great story.
It's not about the price, but it's priceless.
It's gentle.
ーWhat is this? ー
It's very beautiful.
It may be more expensive than this one, but it's very thoughtful.
I want to exchange this, but the price will be reduced once.
Mr Mizuno, I don't know, but to be honest, he is a man.
But, I'm sorry, but you are a dry.
You are a dry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so happy.
The price went down, but they were moved by their friendship, and the exchange of shampoo set and Kanza city was settled.
It's like an old story.
There's a Kansashi sign.
Can I take a picture?
You can take a picture, but I have a suggestion.
What is it?
I really like you.
I'm glad, but I'm in Tebura now.
Don't you have a bag?
I have a car, so I stopped by.
I'm going to eat cake with my mom.
I'm going to buy a cake at Sesshiba.
Let's go to Sesshiba.
It was closed when I went there.
It's cool.
I want you to show us something in Kanzashi.
Anything is okay?
Yes, anything is okay.
It's cool.
It's amazing.
It's...
How should I put it? It's open-minded.
It's cool.
She's the type of person who talks to me.
She's very curious.
What do you want? Shoes?
Shoes?
Yoga mats?
There are so many things.
A lake!
It's on the opposite side of the patient's room.
Is it really okay to exchange the patient's room for this?
It's totally fine.
It's the best city.
The atmosphere is amazing.
The results of the Wara-Shibe-Choujo project are announced!
Sudachi-in is now 6,000 yen.
6,000 yen in cash.
Sudachi-in is 6,000 yen in product rights.
In the end, it will be about three times as valuable as the photo book.
On the other hand, the Ozawa team said,
I'll give you a condom, so give me something.
No, no, no, then bring it to me.
Volkswagen Beetle, first of all, I was about to give it to you.
It's a lie. Really.
Then I said, please give me this, and I got it.
Then, I asked for this, and I got it.
A skateboard that costs about 20,000 yen.
This is very expensive.
Let's not buy this.
This is about 20,000 yen, right?
But I don't ride it anymore.
I will go.
In the end, Suda's photo book is a skateboard that costs 6,000 yen and costs 20,000 yen.
I really felt the warmth of the people of Nagoya.
I will do my best from now on.
Please support me.
It was a wonderful viewer.
What are you going to do with this?
This is a dream.
This is a dream cup.
There is an actress.
This is amazing.
Next time, we will look for famous people in Osaka.
From a white-collar company to a foreign star.