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2nd place, Urikomi Zeropoji!
This time, Zeropoji presents the projects that the members want to do on the show.
It's a wonderful project.
Are there any members who will be chosen for the project?
Let's do it!
SKE48 ZERO POSITION!
Team Sparta!
Ability Check! Under Battle!
This is the second episode of Urikami Zeropoji where the members will present the things they want to do with Zeropoji.
The second episode.
This time, we conducted a survey of the things they want to do with Zeropoji.
The members chosen from the survey will present the things they want to do with Zeropoji.
I see.
And these three will be the judges.
Nice to meet you.
Let's introduce them.
First, the MC of Zeropoji, the 6th generation, Ruka Kitano.
Nice to meet you.
This is her first time on Zeropoji.
She has 22 years of experience as an old man entertainer.
No, no, no.
These two are the Time Machine No. 3.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
No, no.
It's hard to call you because you're so popular.
I don't say it myself.
I made time.
She just read the script.
I see.
I didn't think about it.
I came because I had a schedule.
I see.
It was a script.
By the way, do you know that the two of the Time Machine No. 3 are from SK48?
Of course we know.
We've been working with our seniors for a long time.
It's nice to meet you all.
On the contrary, did you know us?
What kind of image do you have?
I'm a fan of Yasushi Akimoto.
Which one?
It's not me.
It's strange.
Is it me?
I think so.
Thank you.
I thought I could finally meet him.
I'm glad to hear that.
I think YouTube is more popular and interesting.
Can you watch it?
I'm watching it.
What are you watching?
I'm a baby.
Seki's son likes babies.
So, I mixed babies into the project.
I watched it halfway through.
What?
Halfway through?
I see.
It's the most complicated.
My cute son only watches it halfway through.
Let's call the first presenter.
Assistant, Anzu Omura.
Please.
Please come in.
She's polite.
Hello.
Please.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Miki Ito from SK48 Team K2.
Nice to meet you.
Please have a seat.
Excuse me.
She's very polite.
Please tell us about your project.
This is my project.
Ta-da.
It's Bibiri Zero Poji.
Bibiri Zero Poji?
Why do you want to do Bibiri Zero Poji?
I thought I could get Zero Poji.
That's a good answer.
You said you don't have anything else.
Are you a Bibiri?
Yes.
I'm not good at sudden things.
I see.
For example, this morning,
I was making tea at Jidohanma Station.
Ruka Inoue came to me from the right.
She didn't say she would walk to me.
I was surprised.
I see.
Is there such a rule?
I was walking normally.
I thought Miki Ito was there.
I was surprised and I couldn't speak.
Did you say something bad?
No, I didn't.
Did you have to say, I'm going to walk behind you?
Yes.
You're the main character.
That's scary.
I have to report everything.
Can't you watch scary movies?
No, I can't.
You have to say, Jason is coming in 4 seconds.
I don't watch scary movies.
I don't want to watch scary movies.
You're talking like you're sitting on a log.
To find out how scared Miki Ito is,
the three of them will challenge the black beard machine.
Let's start.
Do you decide by yourself?
I'm scared.
I'm scared to look at it.
If you look at it, it's over.
You're scared.
I have to say it.
You have to say it.
I have to say it.
What are you going to do with your feet?
What are you going to do?
It's like you're controlling it.
What are you going to do?
It's amazing.
It's a little different from the scary one.
It's like you're controlling it.
Here we go.
What? What?
I won't explode at that timing.
Here I go.
Where?
Here I go.
We can do it anytime.
Here I go.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
I'm shaking.
Go for it!
Go for it, Ito!
Go for it!
Please tell me when to cheer.
It's hard to cheer now.
Here I go.
The real one.
3, 2, 1.
Wow!
I'm scared.
Here you go.
I'm going to open it.
It's like this.
Please stay close to it.
Of course.
I'm scared.
That's the rule.
What does it say in the middle?
What does it say?
Cap?
I'm going to go down.
I'm going to go next to it.
Right next to it.
I'm going to stand here.
Yes.
What kind of angle is that?
I'm going to do it.
Please stand next to it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to stab you in the face that you can't see.
I'm scared.
Please say it when you stab me.
I won't say it.
Please say it.
I don't know when I stabbed you.
Please say it.
You look good now.
I'm going to do it.
One, two, three.
What?
You stabbed me three times.
Three times?
What do you mean by three times?
I pulled it out once and stabbed it again.
Where?
Is that all you can do?
Come here.
Why did you stab me three times?
That's it.
You're good at acting.
I was good at acting.
You were good at acting.
Thank you very much.
Let's have the three of us judge.
If all three of you are accepted, we'll do it on this show.
Judges, are you ready?
Yes.
Then, please raise the judgment board.
One, two, three.
Ta-da!
What?
Is there a pattern that idols are spicy?
Is there a pattern that entertainers are accepted?
I didn't know there was a high wall here.
That's right.
Three people are not accepted, so Bibi Rizuru Poji is not accepted.
No way.
You can still do it.
I think it was very good.
There are a lot of SK members in Bibi Rizuru Poji.
I thought it would be fun to gather other members and do Bibi Rizuru Poji.
But when I look back now, I'm tired.
I see.
You're waiting for yourself, aren't you?
I have to be ready.
I thought I'd shoot this for a day.
I was the most surprised when I saw this.
I was the most surprised.
When I heard the reason, I said I didn't like it.
You're very selfish.
Three people are not accepted, so it's no good.
I think there was a one-person enemy.
The two of you are accepted.
That's right.
It was cute and fun to watch.
Isn't it exciting and fun?
But if it's a super super camera, it looks like the idol's life is over.
That's the worst.
Bibi Rizuru Poji is not accepted.
We're looking forward to the next project.
Next, please.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
This is a strange movement.
I'm sorry.
You suddenly turned your back on the camera.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Kanon Sawada of Team E.
Nice to meet you.
Please announce the sales project.
The project I want to do is...
Solve Zero Poji.
What kind of project is this?
This project is to solve everyday problems and worries.
The person who can get the most wonderful answers will win.
Are you specialized in solving problems?
That's right.
Why did you suddenly turn your back on the camera?
I wanted to turn my back on the viewers.
So I turned my back on the camera.
I see.
I was wondering why.
I see.
Inoue, what are you worried about?
I'm worried?
Do you have any worries?
I want to sit on a chair.
I see.
She is good at solving problems.
Shishi, what are you worried about?
I'm hot.
Why?
You don't look hot.
How do you know that?
I can see it.
What do you want to eat?
You don't know this, do you?
This is curry rice.
Why?
Tell me what kind of curry it is.
Vegetable curry.
Vegetable curry is the only wrong answer.
Everything else is correct.
This is not a vegetable curry.
I don't order curry at a restaurant.
If you eat vegetables, it won't be like this.
It's bitter.
Will Kanon be able to solve his worries?
You have been a comedian for 22 years.
What do you want to do in the future?
You want to be an emcee.
You want to be a commercial model.
What do you want to do to become a national comedian?
I see.
Mr. Yamamoto told me that he wants to be a comedian.
I think I can do it.
You can do it.
What should I do?
Mr. Akimoto loves SKE more and more.
Of course I still love SKE.
I want you to work with me a lot.
I have a lot of questions.
Please think of me as Mr. Akimoto.
Am I wrong?
Mr. Akimoto and Mr. Yamamoto are in a good relationship.
I'm really Mr. Akimoto.
I was wrong.
If you work with me, you can be a great comedian.
I see.
If you work with Mr. Yamamoto, you can be a great comedian.
I have a question.
I'm 43 years old.
I can't get married.
What should I do to get married?
Let's get married.
What are you talking about?
You are a minor.
I've never seen you like this.
I'll make my dream come true.
Mr. Yamamoto, do you like Mr. Sawada?
I'm 43 years old.
I'm a minor.
Do you want to get divorced soon?
I have a question for Mr. Inoue.
I can't eat the liver.
How can I eat it?
I have a solution.
The liver can speak.
If you talk to the liver and get along with it, you can eat it deliciously.
I see.
Please talk to the liver.
The liver will talk to you like this.
The liver came again.
I don't like the liver.
What do you hate about the liver?
I don't like the taste of the liver.
Have you ever eaten the liver?
I ate the liver when I was in elementary school.
Since then, I hate the liver.
The liver is a liver that adults like.
If you eat the liver now, you will like the liver.
Is it true?
The liver is a liver that adults like.
Don't mix with Mr. Inoue.
Is it true?
Don't mix with Mr. Kitano.
I see.
The liver is a liver that adults like.
Can you solve this problem?
Yes.
Do you have a problem?
I have a problem as a senior.
I'm not good at memorizing the dance.
How do I memorize the dance?
I use my willpower.
You said it at the end.
I can't do it if I don't use my willpower.
I always use my willpower.
I have no choice but to use my willpower.
Why are you confident in your willpower?
I use my willpower.
Do you use your willpower?
The three of you will judge.
Judges, are you ready?
Please open the judgment.
This is not valid.
I thought it would be nice to have a mysterious person like this.
You are deceived.
You are cute, but you are a liar.
Do you really understand the liver?
I searched for a video of you talking.
If you do this, you will be like a strange medicine in SKE.
That's true.
I admit that you are a medicine.
You are a police officer.
I admit that you are a medicine.
If you doubt that, it's true.
Please look it up on YouTube.
This is not valid.
We look forward to your next project.
Next, please come in.
Hello.
Please come in.
I'm Miharu Kawashima from Team K2.
Nice to meet you.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Miharu Kawashima from Team K2.
Nice to meet you.
Please announce the sales plan.
This is the plan I want to do.
I'm Oguizu Roppuji.
I see.
Why are you Oguizu Roppuji?
I ate a large serving of beef bowl the day before yesterday.
I ate a pack of fried rice.
I ate a cheesecake.
You eat a lot.
I thought I could eat more.
I thought I could do it.
Do you have the best record in the past?
I ate 23 plates of sushi.
I ate a plate of sushi.
That's a lot of food for a girl.
I ate 23 plates of sushi.
That's a lot of food for a girl.
That's amazing.
Last time, Oguizu Roppuji was adopted.
Is that true?
I'm adopted, so please go home.
Please wait.
I have one more.
What is it?
I have a few.
This is it.
This is Gakujyoku Zeropoji.
Zeropoji started about 8 years ago.
It started when the program started.
Most of the seniors at that time graduated.
Only Rika Tsuzuki was left until the final round.
Rika Tsuzuki is a member of SKE.
Can I say that as a member?
What do you mean?
Please tell me the most difficult word you know.
What is it?
What is the most difficult word you know?
Central dogma.
Can you explain it to me?
It's related to DNA in organisms.
That's amazing.
Are you using it now?
It's completely different.
Is it different?
That's amazing.
By the way, Gakujyoku Zeropoji is actually on the meeting.
It's on standby now.
It's on standby?
It's on standby, so I'm sorry.
Please go home.
What is it?
It's amazing that you can calculate such a thing.
I'm going to the meeting from now on.
I have one more.
You have one more?
That's amazing.
The third one?
Here it is.
Ichige Zeropoji.
What does Ichige Zeropoji mean?
I want you to take something out of SKE.
I think I can tell you that there is Ichige Zeropoji that I haven't shown anywhere yet.
So I want to show it to everyone and connect it to something.
It's a special skill.
Do you have any special skills?
I have a lot, but I can imitate.
Can you do that?
Really?
That's good.
Please do it.
Do you know Sexy Gryffindor, which was a hot topic a while ago?
Sexy Gryffindor?
I don't know.
You may remember if you do it.
I will introduce the starting lineup for today's first match.
No.1
Shoto
Abe
No.2
Central Dogma
No.1
Central Dogma
It's really funny.
No.2 is funny.
No.2 is Central Dogma.
It's really funny.
It's amazing.
It's a good imitation.
I think this is good.
Do you have any other special skills?
Special skills?
I'm good at eating fast, so I can eat ice cream fast.
Ice cream?
I can drink water fast.
Can you drink soda fast?
I can drink soda fast.
You can?
How many seconds do you think you can drink?
If I have 10 seconds, I think I can drink it fast.
Let's see how fast Kawashima Miharu can drink soda.
Can she drink 500ml of cola faster than Seki?
Let's start.
Kawashima Miharu and Seki's cola drinking match.
Ready, go!
They are really similar.
Seki is faster than I thought.
Seki is slow.
Kawashima is faster than I thought.
She drank half of it.
Seki is drinking it all at once.
She drank it all at once.
Seki is drinking it all at once.
She is drinking it all at once.
How was it, Kawashima?
Kawashima is the winner!
Miharu Hashima is the winner!
What's wrong? Please say something.
I'm going to puke.
That's unexpected.
Are you okay?
I didn't expect this result.
I was surprised.
You're really good at this.
Are you okay?
I didn't expect this result.
How do you feel?
I'm okay now.
You're good at this.
Let's have the judges make a decision.
Judges, are you ready?
Please show us the result.
You're the winner!
I'm so happy. Thank you.
You did your best at the end.
I thought it was amazing.
Young people don't have many opportunities to show off their skills.
I want young people to show off their skills.
I want them to know about it.
Why don't you show us, Omura-san?
I'll imitate.
Let's do it.
I'll imitate Stitch.
Let's imitate Stitch.
I'll imitate Stitch.
What did you just say?
I said Stitch.
You said Stitch.
I'll imitate Stitch.
What are you doing?
I'll imitate Stitch.
You might do it someday, so please look forward to it.
Six members of SKE48 have gathered at Jisen Tasen.
A new project to see their performance is about to start.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready, set, go!
I'm so happy.
Ready, go!
MisaMisa, MisaMisa, MisaMisa
Ready
depending on your ability
after that,
this feels like
the reflection of images
Did you get it?
Here I go. Ready!
Ready!
How was it?
I can't fly.
I can't fly like this.
Are you angry?
I'm not angry.
You're angry, right?
I'm not angry.
It's raining.
It's raining and cold.
Next time
The second half of selling zero-points.
Let's go.
What kind of conch are you eating?
I can't get on the answering machine.
It's cute.
Will the members' planning be adopted?
That's right.
In addition, the sports people will challenge the layout.
Please look forward to it.