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Variety Zeropoji!
This time, Zeropoji will have 12 of us compete for the highest level of variety skills.
Since there are some members who don't have much variety experience, they prepared a lot of questions a week ago.
First of all, the two teams will be divided into two groups and a preliminary round will be held, and the two teams with the most points will be selected.
Four people will play the final round, and the winner will receive a happy reward.
This time, it's the second half of the first group of Haranzukume.
Furthermore, the second group of Suwamonozoroi has also appeared!
Who will be the one to leave a mark on the variety show?
NK48 Zero Position!
Team Solder! Powerful Battle!
Please look forward to it!
Here is the next part of the 1st group.
The product report.
Variety needs the power to explain.
To leave a trace of explanation, it is important to make the explanation as interesting and funny as possible.
I see.
So, please choose one of the products that you have prepared there and present it in a very attractive way.
I see.
Mr. Nasunaka, the power of presentation is important in variety shows.
That's right. It is very important to convey the goodness of the product.
If you can do this, you will get a lot of work.
I think it will be connected to various programs.
This may be the beginning of something.
Then, the first person to present it, please raise your hand.
Yes.
It's amazing.
It's a good top batter.
Then, Ruka, what kind of product will you present?
Yes, here it is.
It's a tap water.
Tap water?
Can you do it?
Can you do it? Are you confident?
Yes, I'll do my best.
Good.
It's attractive.
It's a top batter.
Please do your best.
Then, let's start.
Ruka Inoue's tap water presentation.
Hello, everyone. I'm Ruka Inoue, a product navigator.
Today is the 100th time.
This is the tap water to introduce this time.
Even though it's the second time.
Yes.
Can you imagine a life without tap water?
I can't imagine.
Yes, that's right.
Tap water is an indispensable existence.
Yes.
For example.
It's indispensable.
Yes.
It's not good if it's there.
I'll continue.
For example.
For example, I'm hungry, but I don't have money.
I don't have food to eat.
At that time.
I drink tap water.
I'm sorry.
In addition, if you shake your hand in less than a minute after this, I'll give you a dan.
Is there such a thing?
What is it?
Everyone, how about a bottle of tap water?
This was Ruka Inoue's tap water presentation.
The end.
This is amazing.
However, tap water should not be in the middle.
I don't understand.
It should not be in the middle.
It's the only indispensable existence.
It shouldn't be lost.
That's it.
Thank you.
Thank you, Ruka Inoue.
Next.
Sugiyama Ikawa.
Are you ready?
Sugiyama.
Good luck.
I'll do my best.
I got it in my hand.
I will introduce toilet paper.
Let's get started.
Sugiyama Ikawa's toilet paper presentation starts.
This is Japannet Sugiyama.
I will introduce this toilet paper.
This toilet paper has a double structure.
It has a gentle shape to the skin.
This is a single roll.
There are also 12 rolls in this toilet paper.
This toilet paper costs 298 yen.
Wait a minute.
This toilet paper costs 398 yen.
This is cheap.
We are waiting for you to buy this toilet paper.
This is cheap.
Thank you very much.
That's all.
What did you think of this?
This toilet paper is the same as the toilet paper I bought when I was in elementary school.
This toilet paper was popular.
Thank you very much.
Next, let's go to Yuka Asai.
Wait a minute. What's wrong?
What does this mean?
I'll tell you later.
Did you make this yourself?
Yes, of course.
Let's start the photo book of Yuka Asai.
This is the photo book I'm going to introduce today.
How to be cute
To be honest, my life has changed since I saw this.
I'm the number 0.5 member of the Sudakai.
0.5?
I like it that much.
I brought this with me.
It's my personal property.
What's good about it is...
I want to hear more.
It's the smile of Akari Suda.
Do you understand?
One of the reasons I was attracted to Akari Suda is her smile.
I fell in love with Akari Suda because I was attracted to her smile.
This photo book is not just about her smile.
It's all about her sexy and mature expression.
That's great.
I really wanted you to see it.
There's a sexy and mature expression on the back.
I really like it.
I'm excited to hear you talk.
This photo book is full of Akari Suda's charm.
Please buy it.
I felt the heat because I love Akari Suda.
Do you know what's good about Suda?
It's an important photo book.
My back is red.
I'm sorry. I'll wipe it off later.
I like Suda, but there's a photo book obi here.
I put it in here, but I'm sorry.
Next person.
Are you okay?
Leave it to me.
Let's go.
Which product would you like to buy?
I would like to buy this water bottle.
You're calm.
I'm calm.
You're not as calm as you say.
Are you really calm?
Yes, I'm calm.
I'm going to do it now.
Are you calm?
Yes, I'm calm.
If I put pressure on you, you'll be like this.
Are you calm?
Let's get started.
Good evening, everyone.
This is Terezi Shopping.
This is the water I'm going to introduce to you.
Thank you very much.
This is delicious, isn't it?
Every morning, I
I want to sleep every morning.
Thank you very much.
If you move, you have to twist the faucet and put it in a plastic bottle one by one.
You can drink it, but you can also drink it.
If you drink it, you can drink water together and feel like you can't stand it.
If you put this water in the bath, you can use it as a bath with me.
So you can feel the freshness of the water near you.
And if you call me in one minute, I'll give you a picture of me.
Wait a minute.
I'll be waiting for your call in less than a minute.
Thank you very much.
It's over.
Amazing.
I've never seen an idol say her address to Ryuucho like that.
It's my first time.
Thank you very much.
That's great.
I see.
Which product would you like to buy?
Wooden bear.
Are you going to buy a wooden bear?
Yes, I'm going to buy a wooden bear.
It's completely plastic.
I'm going to buy a wooden bear.
Would you like to buy a wooden bear?
I'm going to buy a wooden bear.
The bear shopping has begun.
The product I'm going to introduce to you this time is this.
Wooden bear.
It's great.
It's very hard.
And this lightness.
It's a wooden bear.
It's definitely plastic.
It may look like plastic.
Have you ever seen a wooden bear that looks like plastic?
I've never seen it.
I'll try lying down next to you.
I'll try putting it on your shoulders.
I'll try putting it on your head.
I'll try it when I fold my shoulders.
I can use anything.
The best way to use it is...
Put it on your head.
That's all.
Thank you very much.
That's great.
I'm sure you have a lot of stock, aren't you?
I can feel that you are very desperate.
You have a lot of stock, don't you?
It was very interesting.
Thank you very much.
Here comes Suzuki-chan.
Please choose a product.
That's it.
It's a cellophane tape.
That's good.
Let's get started.
Suzuki's cellophane tape presentation.
Let's get started.
It's a cellophane tape.
There's a different way to use it.
You can lock in bad people.
Please wait a moment.
It's been a long time.
I can't get out.
What is this?
Until now, I was able to get out freely.
After using this, I can't get out freely.
This is a monitor.
This is expensive, isn't it?
How much is this?
This is a 5-year-old cellophane tape.
Is it 5 years old?
Is it a 5-year-old cellophane tape?
It's a 5-year-old cellophane tape.
Is it a 5-year-old cellophane tape?
It's amazing.
Please choose a product.
What is it?
It's not coming out. It's still coming out.
It's not coming out in the middle.
Well, it's a secret.
It's a secret.
It's over.
Wait a minute.
That's great.
I'm sorry. I called the manager.
I'm sorry.
The first two games are over.
Who will advance to the finals?
Now, let's move on to the judging.
Mr. Nakanishi Nasu, please announce the first person to advance to the finals.
Please announce the first person to advance to the finals.
The first contestant to advance to the finals is...
Sugawara-chan!
Congratulations, Mayu-chan.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel now?
I knew it.
I knew it was coming.
I'm so angry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so happy.
I was so nervous.
I was more nervous when I was rehearsing.
I was worried about the actual performance.
I'm so happy.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
How did you decide this?
Everyone was looking at me.
That's right.
That was wonderful.
Thank you very much.
Please announce the second finalist.
The second finalist is...
Inoue-chan!
Thank you!
How do you feel right now, Ruru-chan?
I'm surprised to be called. I'm happy!
Why did you choose Inoue Luka-chan?
It's simply because she's cute.
It was a push.
Suzuki-chan was really good.
But the adults said,
I don't think I can make it to the finals.
I don't think I can make it.
In the first group, Sugawara and Inoue will advance to the final.
The second group is this group.
Nice to meet you.
Let's get started with the first project.
Here it is.
The story of not slipping.
It's not as heavy as the first half.
It's hard, isn't it?
I don't like it.
How did you do it?
Are there any members you don't like?
Suddenly like this.
We have informed you in advance that we will show you the story of not slipping.
Are you ready for the very special story of not slipping?
Yes.
I don't do it because I don't do it.
That's true.
Kitano also has a story of not slipping, right?
Yes.
I really hate this program.
Kitano, please tell us your story.
I'm from Gifu Prefecture.
He did his best to respond to the situation, but the atmosphere was strange, so I cut it.
Now, I'd like to show you a story that won't slip.
There is a lottery with the name written on this box, so I'd like the person I drew to tell me a story that won't slip.
I'm nervous.
So, the first one to show up is...
Who is it?
Ta-da!
Yamauchi Suda!
Wait a minute!
No way!
You're the first one to show up, aren't you?
I'll sell it.
I sold it today!
I'll take advantage of it!
It doesn't look like it's going to sell.
This is the first one to show up.
Let's get started.
Please tell us a story about Yamauchi Suzuran that won't slip.
A story about Yamauchi Suzuran that won't slip!
I play golf.
My best score was 78
When I was playing on the course, there was a guy named Caddy
Caddy used to say FAAA or NICE SHOT
He used to make fun of me
At that time, I was wearing a T-shirt
Do you know what golf is?
I know
I thought he was going to say NICE SHOT
So I went for it
At that time, I thought he was going to say FAAA
FAAA FAAA FAAA
There you could hear the KF deviator go?
FAAA FAAA FAAA
And the sound was real small
This KF has a 50 year old old who has a relatively high interest rate
So if she Did't like her Luc Fan fan...
As NG...
So if she Did't like her Luc Fan fan...
instead of shouting her choice with her main body...
if she decided to sing the song...
the parts where so much FAAA FAAA FAAA FAAA
it would make her mull over the fear
I see
So if NGed her slightly, she would gouel there
I put on a transformer.
What an entertainer.
I went to the 18th hall for the last time.
I want to hear that again.
I only made a mistake on the right side today.
I was wondering what would happen if I made a mistake on the left side.
I tried it.
I thought my voice wouldn't come out.
I used it on the right and left.
Thank you very much.
My legs are shaking.
Wait, isn't this a good place to say that?
That's what I thought just now.
That was great.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's announce the next member who is going to tell us a funny story.
Ta-da!
Fukai Negai-chan!
Negai-chan, do you have confidence?
No, I don't.
Are you nervous?
Let's start Fukai Negai-chan's story of not slipping.
The story of not slipping?
Basically, staff, you can't ask me that.
Since I was a student,
I've been making fun of myself as an uninteresting Osaka person.
All the stories that I thought were interesting slip away.
I don't know why,
but I'd like to do my best to bring back the image.
During my self-restraint period,
I went to the convenience store to buy bread.
When I was walking down the street to buy bread,
I saw an old man talking in front of me.
I thought, oh, there's someone like that.
I chased him and went straight to the convenience store.
He followed me from behind.
I thought, wow, that's scary.
I immediately chose the bread I was looking for.
I lined up at the convenience store.
The convenience store has a line like this to protect social distancing.
I lined up there and waited.
Then the old man came from behind.
He's around here.
I thought it was social distancing.
I thought, please stop.
He had a face that didn't seem to listen to me.
I was waiting for him to finish quickly.
The moment I thought it was dangerous,
I was hit in the back with a plastic bottle.
I looked back.
He was dressed like a demon.
I thought it was dangerous.
He said, it's common sense to break up with your partner now.
I thought, you're not breaking up with me.
I wanted to say that.
He's been living longer than me.
I had to show my respect.
I said, yes.
The moment the old man tried to say social distancing,
his tongue was flying.
I thought I shouldn't laugh.
In the end, I laughed.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
I left the bread and went home.
I'm sorry I laughed at the old man.
That's funny.
Anyone can laugh at that.
That's funny.
It's okay.
How do you feel after talking?
I feel like I'm going to puke.
However, we, the people of Shochiku Gendo, are a little angry about the story of the PET bottle.
There was a little.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's announce the members who will talk about the non-slippery story.
Who is it?
This is Aomi Hinano-chan.
Aomi-chan, are you confident?
My shoes are broken.
Wait a minute, those shoes will definitely slip.
Now, let's get started.
Aomi Hinano-chan's non-slippery story, please.
I heard this story from a friend.
The three of us wanted to get a car license, so we went to a garage.
One of the girls was driving, so we went to see her.
But one of the girls wasn't moving at all, even though she was driving.
I wondered why, and when I asked her later, she said she was very nervous because it was her first time driving.
Then the instructor asked her to start the car and put the change lever in the drive.
The girl went into the car and was sweating, but the car didn't move at all.
I was wondering why, and when I looked to the side, I saw that she was holding the instructor's hand.
It was a lie.
The instructor said, are you kidding me?
I was told that she was very angry.
That's right.
I'm glad to hear that.
You have a wonderful tongue.
It was just right.
You were summarized.
Thank you very much.
If it went well so far, what are those shoes?
It's strange.
It's a high-level talk in the first half.
In the second half...
How was it, Suzuki-chan?
I think it's amazing.
I lost by 10-0.
Next time.
The second half of the talk that doesn't slip.
The second topic is a competition to draw a word of criticism.
I'll go home.
Please.
This day.
What?
Who will advance to the final?
A collaboration project between Nagoya's charismatic rapper Ryo Fuccarma and SK48
The members' true feelings will be revealed with a rap
I don't give up. This is my chance to live.
When I look from the outside, I'm a sparkling idol.
When I open the lid, it's a harsh survival.
Did I get the results I wanted in my fourth year?
Or was it just a dream?
I was disillusioned by my fellow students.
My motivation was called to work more and more.
I finally saw my shortcomings.
I can't get along with my seniors.
I don't get involved with them.
I don't feel comfortable.
I can't show myself in front of the people I admire.
If I can't play as a team, I'm out of the game.
If I realize it, I'm out of power.
If you're satisfied with just being on the side you're rooting for,
That's it.
If there's a future, let me hear it.
From this moment on.
I'm a fan. I'm not just a character.
The right answer as a marine idol.
I can't just love SKE.
That's all I can do, but I won't lose.
I want to spread the charm of SKE.
I want people outside to know.
You did it. You're into it, too.
No SKE No Life
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was the rap?
It was great.
Thank you very much.
Are you also addicted to SK?
I'm also addicted to SK.
Thank you very much.
I want you to do something with me.
Let's do it together.
When I say one, two, three, let's do it together.
One, two, three, let's do it together.
What is this?
Who?