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Kyuukisei Zeropoji!
December 2018
After the audition, she officially became a member of SKE48 Kyuukisei
This time, all 18 members gathered
In the Zeropoji battle, the number one of Kyuukisei will be decided
Let's do our best today!
V.I.C 18 members are appealing to leave a trace.
Kyuukisei's unknown face and charm are approaching.
Are you okay?
Why are you crying?
Please look forward to the Zeropoji battle!
It's time for Zero Pochi!
Today's guests are Goto Arara from SKE48 and...
Hamakan!
Why is Hamakan here today?
What do you mean why?
We received an official offer.
Really? Is it an official offer?
Yes, it's official.
I heard that Hamakan was the one who lent us this studio.
Is that so?
We appeared on Hanakata Times.
He lent us this studio.
It's all thanks to Hamakan.
We love SKE48.
Really?
But Kaotan isn't here anymore.
Kaotan isn't here either.
Are you kidding me?
Should we look for him today?
It's not bad at all.
My heart is pounding.
So, we would like to have Kyuuki-sen here as our main character today.
Welcome.
Nice to meet you.
He's so energetic.
Oh, my God!
He looks like an animal.
It's like a zoo.
It's like a lady at a
He looks like an old lady at a
Oh, my God!
The first round will be played on all 5 stages.
The person who didn't make it on each stage will be eliminated.
That's why the number of people is decreasing.
What's wrong?
I didn't hear it.
You didn't hear it?
What is it?
Is it a butterfly club?
What did you hear?
Everyone can participate until the end.
Everyone can participate until the end of the stage.
Don't believe in adults.
The last person will be the first zero-poly.
Please aim for it and do your best.
What happens when you become a zero-poly?
The winning member will be pushed by the zero-poly for a year.
What kind of push?
I will invite you to any project.
What does this person do?
I will invite you to a role.
really?
I will go to Okinawa.
I envy you very much.
Do you want to go to Hamakawa?
Only this time.
I don't want to go to Hamakawa.
I won't give up the Zero Position!
The first stage is Impact 48 self-introduction!
I will explain the rules.
From now on, each person has 48 seconds to introduce themselves with impact.
I see.
The judge is Mr. Hamakawa.
Please.
There are 10 people who can survive on this stage.
In other words, 8 people will be eliminated.
Suddenly, half of them are eliminated.
Half of them are eliminated.
Someone is holding a sushi and saying,
What?
It's like touching a sushi.
It's a lot of work.
By the way, Mr. Hamakawa, what kind of impact do you think is good for self-introduction?
I want to know what kind of person I want to be in a short time.
And I want to cheer for them.
That's right.
I think it's a good self-introduction.
I don't think it's good to be shy.
Of course.
But I don't know what you're talking about.
Why?
Mr. Hamatani, can you show us your self- introduction?
Me?
48 seconds.
48 seconds is a long time.
It's pretty long.
First of all, a self-introduction by a professional entertainer.
Mr. Hamatani, please introduce Impact 48 self- introduction.
Hello, I'm Hamatani, not the younger brother of Hamakawa and Kanda Uno.
My hobbies are pachinko, horse racing, and mahjong.
When I was selling pachinko the other day, I couldn't get a lot of money, so I was right-handed for about 1,000 yen.
Don't say that.
I won't touch you.
The entertainer calls me Hamatani in the shadow.
I'm a muscle trainer.
I go to the park at night and push a big tree.
If you don't like me, I'll kill you.
I have 15 seconds left.
15 seconds left.
15 seconds left is a cruel act.
5 seconds left.
This is the situation.
This is a cruel act.
The end.
This is difficult.
How was it?
I'm more frustrated when I take off the mask than I imagined.
These six people will be the first to perform.
Will they be able to win with an impressive self- introduction?
Are you confident?
We are confident.
That's great.
Arano, please come forward.
It's amazing to go to the top.
I'm 16 years old.
I'm 17 years old.
It says 16 years old.
What is this?
It's true.
I took off my mask.
Did you take off your mask?
Is it because you celebrated your birthday before the performance?
That's not true.
Why does it say 16 years old?
Let's have 6 members from Arano-chan show up in a row.
Impact48 self-introduction, start!
Hi, I'm Hime-tan from Kanagawa prefecture, also known as Arano Hime-ka.
I like to draw pictures, and I brought some pictures with me, so I'd like to show them to you.
Recently, I've been into shrimp, and I like eating shrimp.
I'd like to raise shrimp and eat them as emergency food.
Also, I like to crush Ishikawa Kanon's blood vessels.
Also, I like to scratch the members' scalp, so I'd like to scratch Goto Rara's scalp today.
Also, I drew the faces of the three MCs.
Wow, you prepared a lot.
Thank you very much.
Also, I can move my stomach.
Wow, that's amazing.
3, 2, 1, done!
That's amazing.
Let's leave the impressions for later.
Please look forward to the next episode!
Takeuchi-chan's self-introduction to Impact! Start!
I'll do a catchphrase.
What is it? What is it?
I don't know!
Thank you. I'm Umi Takechi.
I'll do a catchphrase about the theme park in Osaka.
Can I sit here?
I'll do a catchphrase. Please enjoy it.
I'm from Disneyland.
I'll do a catchphrase about the theme park in Osaka.
Please enjoy it.
Thank you.
20 seconds left.
What's wrong?
What is it?
It's over.
41-year-old is being patted by 17-year-old.
I have something to say.
Please enjoy it.
Tanabe-chan's self-introduction of Impact 48. Start!
I'm a science student, Mitsu-chan. My name is Tanabe Mizuki.
I love to eat, so I'm going to eat a lot from now on.
I'm not going to eat a lot. I'm going to eat fast.
I'm going to start.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I haven't started the stopwatch yet.
No, no, no.
If you're going to stop, just remember the stopwatch and add it.
Stop it. Stop it.
This situation is like a guy who ate sushi when he was hungry.
It's normal.
Let's get started. Tanabe-chan's self-introduction of Impact 48. Start!
I'm a science student, Mitsu-chan. My name is Tanabe Mizuki.
I love to eat, so I'm going to eat fast.
I'm not going to eat a lot.
I'm going to start.
48 seconds left.
Can you eat that in 48 seconds?
Can you eat it?
No way.
This fast-eating will be a weapon, right?
No, I'll get more work if I can eat fast.
30 seconds left.
It's too late.
There's only one left.
20 seconds left.
Did you eat two?
You ate two military cans.
It looks like there's still some left in your mouth.
10 seconds left.
It's fast, isn't it?
If you're a big eater, you can eat at that pace.
It's fast.
The third one.
It's too late.
It's not a boo.
Let's start Okamoto-chan's self-introduction of IMPACT.
I'm Yaka Okamoto, aka Aya.
Today, I'm going to introduce myself in the theater.
Aya is waiting for a fun future.
I'm going to color your lives.
I'm 16 years old and graduated from Tokyo University.
20 seconds left.
I don't know this one.
Let's go to the next one.
I don't know this one.
What?
Why do you measure the rap?
I don't know this one.
I'm Masayaka Iriuchi. I love 〇〇 so much.
I love it so much that I want to eat it.
I took 〇〇 today, so I'll eat just a little more.
In order to protect the idol life of Sayaka Iruchijima, I will cut it.
Please understand.
Hirano-chan, please come forward.
I was surprised.
Let's start. Hirano-chan's self-introduction of IMPACTOR 48.
Let's go.
I'm good at hula hooping, so I'll introduce myself while turning the hula hoop.
That's right.
Let's go.
I'm Hirano Oda, an active researcher.
I'm 12 years old, the youngest in the family.
I'll do my best. I'll do my best today, too.
Thank you very much.
I'm 12 years old, and I love to work outside.
Thank you very much.
Yeah!
Correct!
Great!
Wonderful!
We finished the first 6 people.
Don't mess with me. I'm going to use 2H.
But Amuro-san, your drawing is good.
It's good. I'm happy. Thank you.
I looked it up and drew it, but when I actually met him,
he was wearing...
More than that drawing?
Is this one wearing?
Do you want me to draw a little more?
No, no, no.
It's better for me.
I drew a hand on Kanda-san's face.
Takeuchi-san.
When I had some time left,
I patted Kanda-san's head.
That was the theme park in Kansai.
No, that's not it.
It's completely different.
I wanted to pat him.
It's so cute.
You noticed it, right?
Yes, I noticed it.
I patted him once while I was patting him.
I was patting him on the back of Hamazari-san's back.
Why did you do that?
I was patting him on the back of Hamazari-san's back.
Amazing.
I was so shocked.
It was amazing.
And Kanade-chan, who ate sushi normally.
Yes.
The sauce got on my throat.
The sauce got on your throat.
I made a mistake with the food choice.
I could have done better with the rice ball.
I see.
You chose the cheap one after discussing with the wallet.
That was great.
Okamoto-chan.
Yes.
What is that?
That's my nickname.
Yes.
I always do that in the theater.
You can do it for that long?
I thought it was fun today, so I did it for a long time.
You thought it was a nuisance.
It was a nuisance.
I thought it was a nuisance.
In my opinion, it was the most...
It's the same.
Let's skip one and move on to Hirano-san.
Yes.
It was cute.
I can do it for a lifetime.
A lifetime?
I can do it for a lifetime.
I can walk while turning it.
Chiyoshima-san, what are you going to do about this?
What about this?
Is this okay?
I want to see, I want to see.
You ate it, didn't you?
I ate it.
I ate it for the first time today.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Cut.
I'm sorry.
A self-introduction of 48 that is too impactful from the start.
To be continued.
Everyone, everyone, I'm not 〇〇.
The teacher hasn't prepared such a thing.
〇〇.
Let's start Ishikawa-chan's IMPACT 48 self- introduction!
Hi! Milk tea? Lemon tea?
Canon tea!
Thank you! I'm Ishikawa Canon, a 4th grader from Chiba Prefecture.
I brought a special flute, so I'd like to play it.
Thank you very much.
I can also play piano, guitar, piccolo, and many other instruments such as drums.
I want to challenge myself a lot.
And I'm good at ballet, so I'll quit.
5 seconds left.
3, 2, 1.
Thank you very much.
It's over.
Good.
Thank you very much.
Let's get started. Fujimoto-chan's Impact 48 self- introduction, start!
I'm 21 years old from Hiroshima prefecture. My name is Fuka Fujimoto.
I passed the audition with the impersonation of a goldfish, so I'll do the impersonation of a goldfish.
I'll draw a strange picture in 15 seconds. I'll draw three people.
Hurry up, hurry up. I'll draw in 15 seconds.
20 seconds left.
Yes, I did it.
How is it?
I drew three people.
Yes, I did it.
Why does Lala look like this?
I'll do the impersonation of Hamada-san from Downtown.
Please close your eyes and announce the results!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Kawashima-chan's self-introduction of Impact 48, start!
Miha!
Miha, please look at Miha as if you are looking at Miha.
Miha is a 16-year-old high school student, Kawashima Miha.
I don't have a credit, so I'll put my foot on my shoulder.
Are you okay?
I'll do a silent mix.
Miha's self-introduction of Impact 48, start!
Wife! Wife! Joujou! Tora! Hikinosei! Awashi! Nokase no Mejoukyou!
Joujou! Akikara! Kizunaga! Doushiki!
Hatsudoushiki!
Thank you very much!
I really love idols.
Also, I've won first place in a national language, Moshi.
I'm smart.
Thank you very much!
What did you say at the end?
Thank you very much!
Let's get started!
Let's start the introduction of NAKASAKA's IMPACT 48!
Start!
I'll start with a catchphrase.
I am...
You are...
I love you!
Thank you very much!
I'm NAKASAKA MIYU, the energetic girl who came to SK48.
I was in a cheerleading team when I was in elementary school.
Today, I'd like to introduce myself like a cheerleader.
Let's go!
SK48!
NAKASAKA MIYU, the energetic girl who came to SK48!
My favorite food is pork and negitoro-don.
I've been supporting SKE48 for 9 years.
I'll do my best to make SKE more popular.
Thank you for your support.
If I don't say it, I'll do some research.
Please take care of me.
Oh, that's great!
Shirai-chan's self-introduction of the impact method, start!
I'm Shirai Yuki who has a younger sister in the pocket group 8!
From now on, I would like to do a touch phrase, so Hanakawa-san, Nana-san, together, if I say yu-chi- zu together with everyone, please put your hands on the camera and say yu-chi-zu!
Are you ready to hold out your hands?
Yes!
Ready, set, go!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yu-chi-zu together with everyone!
Thank you very much!
I really like it, but I would like to sing my feelings right now into lyrics!
Thank you very much!
I want to do my best! Thank you very much!
Amazing!
A perfect 48 seconds!
Let's start Natalia's self-introduction of Impact 48!
I'm Natalia Sugiyama, born in Dubai in the middle of summer.
Even now, when I listen to Arabic songs or hear the word Dubai, it reminds me of the old days.
I would like to visit my hometown again.
In my life, eating is the happiest time of my life. I also love cooking.
20 seconds left.
Cute, cute.
Wait, wait.
10 seconds left, 10 seconds left.
Wait, wait. Can I look at it?
10 seconds left, 10 seconds left.
Maria, I eat apples every day.
Is it over?
Everyone has a lot of individuality.
It's really amazing.
Is this fruit?
Yes, it's fruit.
I've never discussed it before.
Really?
This is the first time.
Did you have an audition with this hidden?
Did you show it now?
I don't think it's here.
But it was great.
Thank you.
What is this?
Are you wearing glasses, Kanda?
What about Shichi?
It's not Shichi, it's eyebrows.
It's not Hanoshima eyebrows, but the one with two hairs on the right is Lala-chan.
Sad.
Lala-chan looks like Munch.
Kawashima-chan.
I'll put my foot on your shoulder and compete with you.
I regret it.
I should have done something more interesting.
You're reflecting on yourself now.
I made it more interesting, but I made it more serious.
Do you want to do it again?
Let's do it again.
Just 10 seconds.
I'll imitate Nan-san.
Okay.
Ready, start.
I can't roll my tongue, so I'll do it like a car.
3, 2, 1.
It's funny.
What happened?
Are you okay?
The result is good.
Why are you crying?
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
I'm embarrassed.
I don't know.
I didn't say I'd do it.
Okay.
Nakasaka-chan.
Why did you wear a hat?
It's a pig.
Do you like pigs?
I went to see a pig this year.
I didn't see a pig.
It's not 3 to 1.
I didn't see a pig.
You didn't see a pig.
I didn't see a pig.
If you say it's a pig, it's like you're laughing.
It's really hard.
Shirai-san.
I'm single, so please be my friend, Hamatani-san.
I'm single.
You don't have any friends?
I don't have any friends.
I don't have any friends. When I go to the dressing room with my best friend, I'm always alone.
I don't have any friends.
What kind of relationship is that?
I'm like an alien.
What about Kokona-chan?
I don't talk to her.
I don't talk to her either.
Natalia-chan.
Did you fail?
I forgot.
I wrote down what I wanted to do.
If there's anything you really wanted to say, you should say it.
You can squeeze it out at the end.
Do you eat apples?
I support such a relaxed apple.
Wow!
It's not an apple, is it?
What is it? It's not an apple, is it?
Is the name an apple?
Natalia-san.
Do you like apples?
I eat them every day.
What's wrong?
Kokona-chan.
I'm scared.
I'm really confused.
What should I do?
The staff gave me a profile picture of Kokona- chan.
The profile picture of Kokona-chan is very bad.
It's bad.
It's like the last dying message.
It's bad.
The profile picture of Kokona-chan is very bad.
Next time.
It's a real banana.
The second half of the introduction to the impact body.
It's my first time, so I'm surprised.
I can't do it.
Who will win?
In addition, the collaboration project with the charismatic rapper Ryosu Karma in Nagoya.
Please look forward to it.