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Variety, Zeropoji!
This time, Zeropoji will compete with these 12 people in terms of their variety skills.
Since some of the members have little variety experience, they announced the topic a week ago and had them prepare a lot.
First, they will have two teams compete in the preliminary round.
The two players who have the most variety will compete.
The four players will compete in the final round, and the winner will receive a prize.
This time, it's the first and second half of the first group of Haranzukume.
Furthermore, the second group of Suwamonozoroi will also compete.
Who will be the one to leave a mark on variety?
NK48 Zeropojishon Team Slaughter! Powerful Battle!
Here is the next project of the first group.
Product report!
Variety needs the power to explain.
To leave a mark, it is important to explain in an interesting way.
So, we will present the product that you have prepared with a very attractive product.
The power of presentation is important in variety.
It is very important to convey the goodness of the product.
If you can do this, you will get a lot of work.
It may be a good opportunity for various programs.
The first person to present is Kyoshi.
It's amazing.
It's a good top batter.
What product will you present?
This is a water bottle.
Water bottle?
Can you do it?
I will do my best.
It's a good top batter.
Let's start.
Inoue Luka's water bottle presentation.
Hello everyone. I'm Inoue Luka, a product navigator.
This is the 100th time.
This time, I will introduce the water bottle.
Can you imagine a life without a water bottle?
Water bottles are not good.
It's not good.
For example, if you are hungry but have no money, you drink water.
It's a good idea.
And if you shake your hand in the first minute, you will get a prize.
What is it?
How about a water bottle for each family?
This is the water bottle presentation of Inoue Luka.
It's amazing.
This is amazing.
However, the water bottle should not be in the middle.
I understand.
It should not be in the middle.
It's the only thing that can't be in the middle.
It should not be in the middle.
Thank you.
Thank you Inoue Luka.
Next.
Sugiyama, are you ready?
Yes.
Be enthusiastic.
I got it.
I will introduce the toilet paper.
Sugiyama Aika's toilet paper presentation start.
This is the toilet paper of Japannet.
This toilet paper is double-layered.
It is gentle to the skin.
It is a virus.
This is a single-layered toilet paper.
There is a wonder-ass in the back.
This is 298 yen.
Wait a minute.
This is a wonder-ass in the back.
This is 3-layered toilet paper.
This is cheap.
We are waiting for you to increase the number of toilet paper.
Please buy this.
This is cheap.
Thank you.
How was it?
I was the same as the teacher who came to my house when I was in elementary school.
It was a good experience.
It was good.
Next.
Let's go to Asai Yuka.
Wait a minute.
What happened?
What does this mean?
I will tell you later.
This is a bonus.
Yes.
Sugiyama Aika's toilet paper presentation start.
This is the toilet paper I will introduce today.
This is how to be cute.
My life has changed after seeing this.
I am the number 0.5 of the Sudakai.
I like it that much.
This is a personal item.
What is good about this is the smile of the Sudakari.
Do you understand?
I understand.
One of the reasons I was attracted to this is the smile of the Sudakari.
I was attracted to this smile that no one can beat.
This photo book is not only about the smile of the Sudakari.
This is a photo book that shows sexy and adult expressions.
I want everyone to see this.
I love the sexy and adult expressions.
I was excited to talk.
This is a photo book that shows the charm of the Sudakari.
Please buy this.
I love the Sudakari.
Do you understand the charm of the Sudakari?
This is an important photo book.
I'm sorry.
I will wipe it later.
I put a photo book here.
Next.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I will buy this.
Which product do you choose?
I choose this water bottle.
I am calm.
You are suddenly anxious.
Are you really calm?
I am calm.
You are calm.
Are you calm?
I am calm.
I am calm because I am anxious.
Let's start.
I will introduce the water bottle.
Good evening everyone.
I am TV shopping.
I will introduce this water bottle.
This is a water bottle.
This is a water bottle from my house.
This is a production site.
This is in Aichi Prefecture, Nagoya.
I will drink this.
This is delicious.
I drink this every morning.
I twist the bottle.
I put it in the bottle.
This is delicious.
I drink this.
I drink this with water.
I am happy to drink this with water.
I put water in the bath.
Oh, you're going to get married to me?
I can't do that.
So you can feel the Sugawara-me nearby.
And if you get a call within a minute,
Here it is!
Sugawara-san's ringtone!
Wait a minute!
I'll be waiting for your call within a minute!
Thank you very much!
The end!
Amazing!
How was Sugawara-san's ringtone?
I've never seen an idol who calls her ringtone so passionately.
It's my first time.
Thank you very much, Sugawara-chan.
It was good.
Haruka Kumazaki.
Haruka-chan.
Which product would you like?
Wooden bear.
You're going to buy this?
Yes, wooden bear.
It's completely plastic.
Wooden bear.
Can you do it with a little bit of a knock?
Wooden.
Wooden bear.
Please introduce the wooden bear.
It's started!
Wooden bear shopping!
The bear!
The bear I'm going to introduce this time is...
This one!
Wooden bear!
It's wonderful.
It's very hard.
And this lightness!
It's a wooden bear no matter how you look at it.
It's definitely plastic.
It may look like plastic, but...
Have you ever seen a wooden bear that looks like this?
You haven't, have you?
You can try lying down next to him,
put it on his shoulder,
put it on his head,
and when he's tired, you can try it.
You can use it for anything.
The best way to use it is...
Put it on his head.
That's all.
Thank you very much.
That's good.
It's over.
I thought he must have a stock of it.
I could feel his determination to keep it.
You have a lot of it.
Yes.
It was fun.
It was good.
Thank you very much.
It was fun.
Next.
It's Suzuki-chan.
Please choose a product.
That's it.
I see.
Cello tape.
That's good.
Is it?
Let's start.
Suzuki Kokona's Cello tape present.
Start!
Kokona will introduce...
Cello tape.
Kokona uses it in a different way.
He can lock bad people in.
Lock bad people in?
It's a secret.
I see.
Please wait.
It's been a while.
I can't get out.
What is this?
Until now, he could go out freely.
He can't go out freely after using this.
He's a monitor person.
But it's expensive, right?
How much is this?
This Cello tape is 5 years old.
5 years old?
Yes.
Is it 5 years old?
It's 5 years old.
5 years old?
It's 5 years old.
Yes.
That's amazing.
And.
Please.
Come on out.
I can't get out.
I can't go out.
It's a secret.
I'll end this.
The end.
Hey.
This is great.
It's great.
Sorry.
I called my manager.
Hahaha
Really?
The first round is over.
Who will advance to the final?
Now, let's start the final.
Mr.Nasu, please announce the first person.
Yes, sir.
I'll announce it.
The first person to advance to the final is...
Sugawara-chan!
Thank you very much.
Congratulations, Sugawara-chan.
I thought you were going to make a mistake.
I'm angry.
I'm sorry.
I'm very happy.
I was very nervous.
I was more nervous during the rehearsal.
I was worried about the actual performance.
I'm very happy.
Congratulations.
Who decided this?
Everyone saw it.
That's great.
Thank you very much.
Now, please announce the second person.
I'll announce it.
The second person to advance to the final is...
Inoue-chan!
Congratulations, Inoue-chan.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel now?
I'm surprised to be called.
I'm happy.
Why did you choose Inoue-chan?
It's simply because she's cute.
I'm glad.
Suzuki-chan was very good.
But the adults said it was impossible to advance to the final.
The adults are the problem.
Sugawara and Inoue advance to the final.
The second group is this member.
Please.
Let's start the first project.
This is the first project.
The story of the slip.
It's not as heavy as the first half.
It's hard.
I don't like it.
How did you do it?
Is there a member you hate?
Suddenly.
I told you in advance that I would talk about the slip.
Did you prepare a story that is very slippery?
You don't do it because you don't have time.
I'm not.
Kitano-chan has a story that doesn't slip.
I have a story.
I really hate this program.
Kitano-chan, please.
I'm from Gifu Prefecture.
She tried to respond to the program.
But the atmosphere was strange.
Please tell me a story that doesn't slip.
There is a lottery with the name written on the box.
I will tell you a story that doesn't slip.
I'm excited.
Who will be the first to show up?
Who is it?
It's YAMAUCHI.
Wait a minute.
This is the first time.
I'm calling you.
I'm selling this.
I'm going to buy this.
I don't think you're going to sell it.
I don't like this.
I will start.
Please tell me a story that doesn't slip.
I play golf.
My best score is 78.
There is a person called KADY when I play golf.
KADY says, FAAA.
He tells me to shoot a nice shot.
I shoot a nice shot.
Do you understand golf?
I shoot a nice shot.
I shot a nice shot.
I thought I would say FAAA.
KADY said FAAA.
He said FAAA.
KADY is a woman of about 50 years old.
He said, I can't make a sound.
When I tried to shoot, the sound didn't come out of my head.
I wanted to make a mistake again.
I shot a nice shot.
I changed the ball.
KADY is an entertainer.
I wanted to hear the sound again.
I made a mistake on the right side.
I wondered what would happen if I made a mistake on the left side.
I tried it.
I thought I couldn't make a sound.
I shot a nice shot.
I used the right and left sides of the ball.
That's all. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
I was shaking.
I thought this was a good place to say.
I thought so.
That was great.
Thank you very much.
Next, I will announce the members who will be the next.
This is Negae Fukai.
Are you confident in Negae?
I'm not confident.
Are you nervous?
Let's start.
Please tell us a story about Negae Fukai.
I don't want to hear it.
I've been a boring person since I was a student.
I'm going to tell you all the stories I thought were funny.
I'll do my best to change my image.
I went to the convenience store to buy bread during my self-restraint period.
I was walking on the street to buy bread.
There was a man in front of me who was talking.
I thought there was a man like that.
I chased him and went to the convenience store.
He followed me from behind.
I was scared.
I immediately chose bread and lined up in a line.
There was a line to keep the distance from the convenience store.
I lined up in a line and waited.
Then a man came from behind and was here.
I was scared.
I thought I was going to say, stop social distancing.
He looked like he wasn't listening to me.
I was waiting for him to finish.
I was hit in the back with a plastic bottle.
I looked back and saw a demon.
I thought it was a big deal.
He said it was common sense to open the gap between us.
I thought he didn't open the gap.
He lived longer than me.
I had to show respect.
I said yes.
When he tried to say social distancing, his tongue flew.
I thought I shouldn't laugh.
I held back my laughter.
I laughed and went home.
I'm sorry I laughed at the old man.
That's funny.
How was it?
I have a sore throat.
We are not good at talking about plastic bottles.
I had a little.
I'll tell you later.
Thank you for your time.
Next, let's announce the members who will tell us a story.
Who is it?
This is Aomi Hinano.
Aomi.
I'm sorry.
Aomi, are you confident?
What is it?
My shoes are broken.
Your shoes will slip.
Let's start.
Please tell us a story that Aomi Hinano can't slip.
I heard this from a friend.
I wanted to get a car license with three people.
I went to a car show.
One of the members was driving.
I went to see the car.
But one of the members didn't move at all.
I wondered why.
I heard later that the other member was very nervous.
It was his first time driving.
The instructor told me to start the car.
I told him to put the change lever in the drive.
He was sweating and driving.
But the car didn't move at all.
I wondered why.
I looked at the side and saw that he was holding the instructor's hand.
This is a true story.
The instructor was also surprised.
He was very angry.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
The instructor gave you a wonderful lecture.
I was able to understand the instructor.
Thank you.
If you had been able to understand the instructor, you wouldn't have had to wear shoes.
This is strange.
I heard a high-level lecture in the first half.
I heard a high-level lecture in the second half.
How was it?
I think it was amazing.
You are losing to the air conditioner at 10-0.
Next time, the second half of the story that doesn't slip.
The second topic is a competition to draw a word to complain.
We will go home.
Please.
This way.
What?
Who will win the final?
A collaboration project between a charismatic rapper from Nagoya, Ryo Fuccarma, and SK48.
The members will rap about their feelings.
I was a kid and I fell in love with SKE.
My dream was to become a member of SKE.
I was a fan of SKE.
I couldn't dance and I wasn't conscious.
I was cut off from the live show.
I don't give up.
I look at idols from the outside.
I open the lid and it's a survival.
I met my fourth year and the results came out.
I was just dreaming.
I was late for the exam because I was a student.
My friends were called to work.
I finally saw my shortcomings.
I couldn't communicate with my seniors.
I couldn't speak.
I couldn't show myself in front of my fans.
I couldn't play the team.
I was out of power.
I was satisfied with being supported by the fans.
That's all.
If there's a future, let me know.
I'm a fan and I don't have enough character.
I'm not a marine idol.
I can't just love SKE.
That's all I have, but I won't lose.
I want to spread the charm of SKE.
I want people outside to know.
You did it. You're addicted.
No SKE, no life.
Thank you very much.
How was the rap?
It was great.
Thank you very much.
Are you addicted to SKE?
I'm a big fan.
I'm a big fan, too.
I'm a senior member of the group.
I want you to do something with me.
Let's do it together.
One, two, three.
You did it.