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It's eight o'clock!
Everyone, gather around!
Good evening, everyone! I'm Chikako Matsumoto of SKE48 Team S.
The new charm of my team that I recently noticed is...
No matter how tired you are or how sleepy you are...
When the song plays, everyone dances together!
Next!
Hi! I'm Yuka Kamira of SKE48 Team S.
The charm of Team S is...
Everyone loves Ayuka's favorite part!
Thank you in advance!
Hi! I'm Otaeka of SKE48 Team K-2 LEADER.
The new charm of my team that I recently noticed is...
When you go on a summer tour...
There are a lot of kind members who will buy you souvenirs.
Be quiet!
There are a lot of kind members!
Thank you in advance!
Hi! I'm Noruka Kita of SKE48 Team K-2.
The new charm of my team that I recently noticed is...
Our juniors are similar to our seniors.
They go home very early.
I thought so!
I really think so!
They go home early.
K-2 is basically early.
Our juniors also go home early recently.
K-2 is very early.
I'm very grateful.
Thank you in advance!
That's good.
So...
What are we doing here?
What is it?
I want to see it!
Before we start our showdown...
We have an important announcement for you today.
Are you okay?
We have an important announcement for you today.
Do you have one?
Okay, I'll say it.
This month's end of the year,
"skeihouteito" requester is...
"setlist best 100 2023" and...
"skeihouteito" fifties...
It's an important announcement, right?
Are you okay?
A little more serious!
"skeihouteito" fifties anniversary festival 2023...
"skeihouteito" will be broadcast...
On our unofficial channel!
Amazing!
I'm so happy!
Just now I was so happy too!
Thank you so much!
I'm so happy!
On this broadcast,
ticket sales will begin today.
Tickets price is 3,800 yen...
for either unofficial channel members or non- members.
This archive is about one month old.
So please buy a ticket online and watch it over and over again!
- Yay! - Thank you!
- I'm happy! - How was it, Yuka?
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - Yeah.
- We didn't have a summer tour this time. - That's right.
We didn't have a summer tour and a fall tour.
I think it's nice for people to watch it over and over again after it's over.
I think it's nice for people to look for good things about Oshimen again.
Everyone, please watch it!
I hope no one picks it up for me.
- It's nice to hear. - I think it's good.
- Thank you. - It's delicious twice in a row, isn't it?
You can enjoy it at the venue and in the stream.
- I see. - What do you think?
- But I heard that the 15th anniversary is already sold out. - It's sold out.
I heard a lot of people missed it.
- I'm grateful for that. - That's right.
- It's been about four years since I've been on land. - That's right.
I think everyone is looking forward to the 10th place.
I'm sorry I'm not thinking straight.
- If you talk too much, you'll say it. - That's right.
Then I won't say it anymore.
But there are fans who say it's helpful because they can't go on land.
- It's nice. - I'm really grateful for the stream.
If you can't go on land, please watch it.
Why am I in charge of it? I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm in charge of it.
- I'm sorry. - I'm not in charge of it.
- The stream ticket is... - I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.
- I'll go back. - Yes.
The stream ticket is for members and non-members for the same price.
You can watch "AFTERTALK" that will be streamed at FESTIVAL2023 for free.
- Wow! - Wow!
- There's "AFTERTALK"? - Yes.
- You can't watch it now. - You can't watch it now.
- Please look forward to it. - Yes.
- And the second benefit... - Second.
You can watch "WATCH PARTY" at FESTIVAL2023 that will be streamed after the concert for members only.
- What's "WATCH PARTY"? - What's "WATCH PARTY"?
- Tell me. - Tell me.
- Tell me, Chika-chan! - Tell me!
- Tell me!
Please wait. "WATCH PARTY" is...
Let's watch it together.
- What's that? - "Let's watch it together."
- It's an archive, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- We can watch it simultaneously. - Yes, we can.
- Can you watch it with members? - With members...
- Like we're doing it now. - "AFTERTALK" and "WATCH PARTY" are different.
- It's different. - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's like "WATCH PARTY" is not yet. - I didn't know.
- I didn't know.
That's what it is like.
All right. There are more benefits.
- More benefits. - There are more benefits.
This is a limited sign-in postcard commemorating the 15th anniversary concert, and we will give it to everyone who purchased a net ticket.
This is for those who purchased one of the five performances of "ske48 REQUEST TOWER SET LIST BEST 100 2023" and "ske48 50th ANNIVERSARY FESTIVAL 2023".
I see.
That's nice.
Everyone.
Now that we're all here...
If you have any questions...
Why don't you ask us?
We won't touch you.
We won't ask you questions.
Why don't you ask us?
If you have any questions...
Matsumoto-san will answer.
I'll answer anything.
Really?
I know everything.
Really?
I'm an MC.
You know everything.
It was a little fast.
Are you okay?
It was a little fast.
Well, I have no questions.
If you buy five performances, you get five tickets.
This is only one.
Oh, really?
Even if you buy five performances, you only get one.
Even if you buy four performances, you only get one.
In short, if you buy it, you only get one.
When will it arrive?
Within a year.
Until December 1st.
Isn't it soon?
Are you okay?
Please look forward to the first episode of "Rikuawa".
I'll say it.
We don't know it yet.
For more details, please check the promo video we will upload later.
For those of you who come to the venue or those of you who can't come, please come and watch the stream as many times as you like.
Please.
That was the important announcement.
That's great.
That's a good start.
It made me happy.
That's good.
Well, let's get started.
This time, by chance...
That's a good start.
It made me happy.
Well, let's get started.
This time, by chance...
Each team has a leader.
Team S's leader is me, Chikako Matsumoto.
And vice leader is Ayuka.
And Team K-2's leader is Ayaka.
And Team K-2's "Uran-bancho-like" and rumored "Luka-tin"!
Luka-tin!
No, that's not it.
Vice leader!
No, that's not it.
First of all, "Uran-bancho-like" and "Luka-tin"...
Where did you hear about it?
I've heard about it.
Didn't you hear about it in "Aoki Shiori"?
Is that true?
I thought so.
Is Oshii-san a barter?
Don't tell me Oshii-chan will become a barter one day.
I don't know.
I thought Referee would be tired.
She said she had muscle pain.
She's kind.
But she's a former vice leader.
She has the same feelings.
She promised.
Each team has its own honorable veteran members.
This is a project suitable for such members.
The topic is...
Which is the strongest team?
Team S versus Team K-2 unofficial autumn top battle!
Since Team S and Team K-2's veteran members have gathered...
...we will decide which team is unofficially strongest.
Team S will battle in autumn mini-games.
The team with the most points in each game will win.
The winning team will receive autumn-style gourmet sweets.
The losing team will play unofficial penalty games.
Let's do our best!
I'm scared.
I'm really scared of unofficial penalty games.
I don't have the courage.
Why?
I don't know why...
But we have to decide now.
Let's announce our determination now.
That was quick.
I'm not good at progressing.
I didn't read the script.
That was quick.
Team S will start.
Team S...
...recently appeared in a different show...
...and gave us nice sweets.
We will...
We will do our best today!
Ayaka, please.
I think I'm one of the reasons for the autumn tour.
I always lose.
Last time we were in a different show...
...and we were a team.
I was in first place in the beginning...
...but in the end I lost.
You lost.
I lost like a coach.
I just want to say difficult words.
I'm sorry.
That's what happened.
On this unofficial channel...
...we always aim for the top.
Please work hard with Ruka.
Please work hard.
I will!
Please work hard.
I will!
Please work hard.
I'm not working hard!
You're working hard.
What are you talking about?
Anyway...
Even with all of this...
...this team is the best.
We will show you all of our strengths.
Please look forward to it.
Let's get started with the first battle.
Autumn of Art.
Hachamecha Illustration Battle.
What is it?
The four of us will draw a common illustration...
...and compete for its artistic quality.
The illustration theme we will draw...
...will be decided by drawing a topic card in Ruka's hand.
However, as you can see in the topic card...
...we will not draw an ordinary illustration...
...but an unofficial one.
We will start with this topic card.
- One more card. - This one?
Yes.
We will draw one card from this topic card...
...and within that time limit of 30 seconds...
...we will draw an illustration.
In the end, the viewers will decide...
...who drew the best illustration.
First place gets 3 points.
Second place gets 2 points.
Third place gets 1 point.
Fourth place gets 0 points.
I see.
- Are you okay with the rules? - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
- We will draw two cards, right? - Yes.
It looks difficult.
I think all of you have a sketchbook and a pen in front of you...
...so we will start drawing.
Let's start the game.
First of all, we want to decide the theme of the illustration we will draw...
...so we will have Ayuka draw the theme card.
- Everyone will draw the same illustration, right? - Yes.
Here I go.
Ta-da!
- I think you can do it. - Isn't it difficult?
- But it's a ball, right? - Yes, it is.
- What? - But there's one more topic.
- Yes. - What conditions will you use to draw the illustration?
- Ayaka will draw the condition card. - Is it okay?
- Yes.
One, two, ta-da!
- It's the worst. - It's the worst!
- I hate it. - It's the worst!
- I hate it! - I hate it!
- This is impossible. - "Biri biri" low frequency.
- Low frequency. - It's the worst!
- "Write while being careful." - It's the worst!
- We don't do it, do we? - No, we don't.
- We can't! - No, we can't!
- We can't do it. - We haven't heard of it yet!
- We can't do it. - We haven't heard of it at all!
- We haven't. - We haven't.
- We all write "basketball" with "biri biri." - We haven't heard of it!
- Is it okay for first place?
It's like "doai".
- It's low frequency, so it's low. - It's okay, right?
- We haven't heard of it. - We haven't.
- I don't think it's possible. - Right?
- I don't think it's possible! - It's okay.
- It's a penalty game. - We've done it before.
- It's no good. - It's "doai".
- Let's do it. - What?
- Let's try it. - No, no! Wait!
- I've done it before! - Take responsibility!
- And it's unofficial! - Take responsibility!
- It's not like "beberu mitai." We all do it, so let's do it.
- But you need to be mentally prepared. What if you get shocked?
- It's not like that! - It's not like that!
- At least you have the will. - The program doesn't prepare it like that.
- Let's try it, Ruka-san. - Why?
- It's okay, Ruka-san. You put it on your hand like this, right?
- Why? - You do it like this.
- Wait, I don't... - Go, go, go!
- Isn't this person scary? - It's okay, it's okay!
- I'm your senior! - It's okay, it's okay!
- Is this okay? Is this better? - Scary!
- Go for it! - Scary!
- I haven't put it in yet. - I haven't put it in yet.
- What if you get shot? - Ah!
- Is it over?
- It's not over, is it? - It's not over, is it?
- Isn't one more person coming when you put it on?
- They're not coming, they're not coming. Not yet.
- Hey, hey! - This is so fun!
- One person is fine. - One person is fine.
- Ah, you can't do it? Then... - Then...
- You! - Hey!
- This hurts! - This hurts!
- I haven't put it in yet. - I haven't put it in yet.
- Hey, really put it in. - This...
- What does this mean? - Can you do it for me?
- Ah, this is it! - Please, please.
- Really put it in! - Elko, you're not good at this.
- You're not good at this. - If it really hurt...
- It really hurts. - If it really hurt...
- There's up to ten, right? - Is ten okay?
- One... - One person...
- One person...
- Here I go! - I don't think it'll come that far.
- It'll be bad if you do it so vigorously. - Here I go!
- Here I go!
- I haven't put it in yet. - I haven't put it in yet.
- It's not coming? - It's not what I thought it would be!
- Is it going to go "dukun dukun"? - No! - It's not "b"? - It's not "b"!
- It doesn't go with my hair! - I'm sorry!
- It doesn't go with my hair! - What is this?!
- I'm going crazy! - I can't use it!
- Stop it, seriously!
- My hair is burning! - This is dangerous!
- I can't do it anymore. - Let's do it. - It's a new pattern.
- Let's do it. - It's all at once.
- One by one. - Really? One by one?
- It's not "s" pattern, right? - It's "s" pattern.
- I'll put it up. - It hurts.
- It doesn't come yet. - It hurts!
Stop it!
- Like a "bilibili" pen... - Stop it!
- Don't touch me!
- One more time! - No!
- I'm not trying to do it! - It's a new "bilibili" pen.
- Let's do it one more time. - No! - Let's do it one more time!
- Let's experience it one more time. - I'm scared. - I'm scared of something.
- Don't scream, I'll be surprised. - It hurts! - Chika, try it.
- It hurts!
- It doesn't hurt that much. - Stop it!
- Wait, wait. - I'll turn it sideways.
- The right side. You know? - Let's do it.
- I'm scared! - If it hurts, I'll cut it for you.
- Ready? - Ready?
- One. - How is it?
Why?!
- Huh?! - Oh no!
- Here, here, here... - Will number one come too? - Here, here, here...
- No way... - There's a kid too!
- It was there, wasn't it? - A kid... - It's one. One, one, one...
- Let's do it with one. Can we not do it with two? - But we have to match up the levels, right?
- That's right. - Three...
- Your face is crazy! - I'm going to die!
Chika-chan, you have to put it on too.
- Put it on for her. - Okay.
- Should we put it on two? - No, it won't come.
- It won't come. - It was two, wasn't it, Ruka - san?
- No, it was eight, wasn't it? - Eight?!
- It went up to eight. - Eight?! Huh?!
- No, it's eight. - But you said it wouldn't come, so...
- It's one, one, one... - Let's experience it once.
Do you want to experience it?
- Ayaka said it's one. - By the way, Chika only said it's one.
- Where is it? - Here? - I'll spin it here.
- No, it's the other way. - What?
- It's not there. - What's wrong?
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- Where is it? - Stupid, stupid, stupid!
- It's not there! - No, where is it?
- Where is it? - No, I'll spin it here.
- You can't spin it here. - It's strong.
- You can't drop it here. - Ouch!
- Where is it? - Where is it?
- I'm sorry. - I dropped it.
- Don't drop it. - I can't do it.
- How do you do it?
- Do it, Jibunel. - Jibunel?
- We might lose our trust. - That's right.
- It's scary. - If it's one... I don't know what I dropped.
- It was one. - It's not one. - I don't know.
- I pressed a button like "tap".
- It's a dead end. - No!
- What's "tap"? - I don't know.
- What were you doing? - It was shining.
- What are you doing? - The game hasn't started yet.
- It's like...
- Basketball? - No.
- One? Not three? - Two.
- Two? - Yes.
- Ready, go. - There's a time limit.
- I can't do it.
- Time limit. - Hurry up and get ready.
- What are you going to draw? - Something dreamy.
- There's a lot going on. - What are you doing?
- It's really cold. - Can you see my slippers?
- I can see you all the time.
I can see you, Minion.
- It's just a movie. - I'm seriously wearing shoes.
- Luga's slippers too. - Basketball.
- It's an official channel now. - It's official now.
- Okay. - Here we go.
- Can you do it? - I can't do it.
- It starts with an "s". - Okay, start.
I'm going to draw a basketball...
with a low frequency.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
Okay, ready, go!
Ouch!
- Ouch! - I'm sorry!
- Hurry up and draw it! - It's a basketball.
- I did it! - Hurry up and draw it!
- I did it!
- There's more. - What? Why?
- Because it's artistic. - It's artistic?
- That's right, you have to draw it artistically. - Okay, start.
- Can you do it? - I want to draw it.
- Go ahead and draw it. - I want to draw it!
- Did you draw it? - Yes, I did.
- Present. - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Sorry, sorry! I forgot about it! - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- I forgot about it! I forgot about it! - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- I forgot about it! I'm sorry! - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Let's start with Chika-chan. - Yes.
- Could you show us? - This is the basket I drew.
- Wow! That's amazing! - It's amazing!
- But it's kind of like a legend, isn't it? - It's like a Jujutsu Kaisen touch.
- Here it is. - Yes.
- Ayuka is... - Ta-da!
- You're good! You're good! You're good! - The moment of goal.
- But you didn't have enough time. - Ah! I see!
- You didn't have enough time for the goal. - Ah! I see!
- The moment you put it in. - Yes.
- Was basketball like this? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Okay, okay, okay. - You're good!
- The point is that it's like art. - You're good!
- Ah! It's tiring! - Wow!
- This is painful. - Let's switch.
- No! - It's painful for you two.
- No! No! Ayuka, what should we do? You're really good at it, aren't you?
- But I've done it with a gun before.
- I've done it with an official gun on this show.
- Then you can do it with a gun by yourself. - No, no, no!
- Ayuka's evaluation is good.
- Ayuka, nice.
- Eh? Is this basketball again?
- Isn't the theme the same?
- Yes.
- No.
- Eh? Wait, don't put it in. - Yeah, I won't put it in.
- It's scary. - Is it up?
- Eh? - No, no! Ayuka, I really don't like it.
- Really, don't do it! A little lower, lower, lower, lower!
- Ah, no! Lower it like this!
- Because you turned it like this earlier! Lower it!
- Like this? - Okay, okay.
- Like this. - Okay, okay.
- Don't do it. - Okay.
- Eh? You're sweating already. - Eh?
- Lower it! Lower it!
- Okay. - Eh? Wait! I don't like it!
- Lower it! - Okay, okay.
- Lower it... - Eh? What should I do?
- Eh? Ayuka... - Is it okay for me to try it once?
- Ayuka hasn't done it before! - Ayuka hasn't done it before!
- It's her first time. - Ah, that's right.
- I haven't done it, I haven't done it!
- But you've done it in the past, right?
- IT HURTS!
- This hurts!
- It hurts.
- You've changed your path. - But it's one.
- It's one, but it hurts!
- What was that sound? - I don't know!
- I don't know what it was! - I just hit it!
- Stop it! - I didn't do anything!
- I didn't do anything!
- Okay. - Okay.
- It's one, isn't it? - Wait.
- Basketball is one. - Wait.
- It's two. - I'm excited!
- It's two, right? - Ayaka, open up the sketchbook.
- Wait. - Take out the pen.
Leave me alone.
My hands hurt.
Thank you.
- Okay, here we go. - Wait.
- Here we go.
Ready...
Start!
- Wait. - It hurts!
- It hurts!
- Are you okay? - It hurts!
- You're shaking. - It hurts!
- Wait!
- It hurts! - Ruka-chan is good.
Ruka-chan is good.
- Artistically speaking. - I'm sorry!
- It hurts!
- Wait!
- How many seconds do we have? - Wait!
- Five...
- Wait! - Four...
- Three... - Two...
- One! - It hurts!
It hurts!
Okay.
Thank you for your hard work.
Okay, one by one.
Let's start with Ayaka.
What did you write?
Molten.
Why? What is it?
It's "mol-e-basket".
Wow!
Right?
Why do you know it?
I know it.
I'm good at it, right?
It's "molten", right?
I know it.
Wow!
It's a plus, isn't it?
I think it's good.
If you add "molten"...
Yeah.
It's the worst.
But it's okay, right?
Okay, Ruka-chan, let's go.
It's like...
It's like "mikan".
"mikan"?
It's "basketball".
It's like "bingo".
I was really serious about it.
Yeah, you did it.
Because you finished it in five seconds.
Yeah, I finished it.
It's like...
"bibibi" comes later.
Yeah.
It's not good.
It's like "dokun", right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So...
The second half was hard and I couldn't draw it.
After I drew the ball...
Artistically...
I drew shadows, too.
But I wanted to make shadows more three- dimensional.
So "bibibi" came later.
"bibibi" came later.
But it's the viewers who judge it.
It's the fans.
Now that we have four illustrators,
it's time for viewer survey.
Everyone, please look at it again.
Here it is.
Please vote for the member who drew the most artistic illustration.
Then...
Survey...
Start!
Please vote!
I didn't know Ayuka was so popular.
Maybe she's reading comments.
Artistic. Personality and artistic.
Personality?
Personality.
Personality?
Yes, personality.
That way.
Oh, it's over.
Is it over for the first time?
Then, here is the result!
I got it!
Wow!
What?
I got it!
The first place is Ayaka Ohta with 40%.
The second place is Ayuka Kamimura with 32%.
The third place is Ruka Kitano with 18 points.
Yay!
Isn't it too low?
Eight.
Eight points.
What?
But it's not a team.
It's not a team?
It's three points for the first place.
It's a team.
But it's a team.
It's a team.
That's why it's a draw.
So far, K-2 is in advantage.
Then, it's zero points.
Sorry.
She's angry.
But she's the leader.
Oh, yes.
Don't say that.
It's a new thing.
Only people who know it know it.
You know it.
That's right.
That's it.
Can we end it now?
Is it over?
I was going to end it, but I don't like it.
Do you still have "bilibili"?
I don't have "bilibili".
Oh, I see.
I put it down.
Stop it.
I like "bilibili".
Stop it.
Let's move on to the second round.
That's good.
The conditions will change.
Should we ask Ayuka again?
Let's have Ayuka draw a topic card.
Here we go.
Did you get it?
I can't believe it.
It's easy to draw.
Please pick one.
Ta-da!
Hold a pen like this and write.
Like a baby?
Of course.
Like this?
It looks easy.
It's good.
I see.
It was like that just now.
OK.
Next is Kei.
Sure.
Kei and her team.
Write "Luka" by yourself.
It's difficult.
I'm pretty good at it.
Hold it like this.
Like this.
Should I write it vertically?
Vertically.
It's like a human face.
Hold a pen like this and write "Luka" by yourself.
Ready, go!
You're good.
You're good at it.
You're good at writing, aren't you?
How long is it?
How many seconds?
30 seconds.
Really?
18 seconds.
10 seconds.
Ayaka is getting faster and faster.
You're good at it.
3...
Luka.
You're a senior.
I didn't make it in time.
Wait a minute.
You're like a dog.
Wait a minute. I didn't make it in time.
Then, let's start with Ayaka.
My... Luka, you're artistic.
Yes.
I drew it artistically.
Good.
Isn't it good?
Wow!
I drew it with a lot of effort.
Good, good.
Isn't it good?
Good job.
Isn't it good?
Doesn't it look like me?
It does. Doesn't it look like me?
You're pretty good at drawing faces.
Isn't it good?
Right?
Cute.
I'm pretty good at it.
Isn't it cute?
It does look like you.
Of course, this is...
You really look like me.
Yeah, it does look like you.
It does look like you.
You look like me a lot.
If it shakes, you'll look like this.
A shaky face.
Luka's face isn't shaky.
It's a shaky face.
Thank you.
You drew it yourself.
My own self.
Scary.
But it looks like you today.
"Me of today" is what I wrote.
You don't have enough time. Your eyes and mouth are scary for the last two seconds.
If you don't move, you'll look like her.
I concentrated on my hair.
Then my mouth and eyes were like "it's over" and I wrote "achachachacha" and ended up like this.
But you got the features, right?
You're good.
It's because it's me.
You're good.
I like your determination.
I'm not good at drawing.
It's my face.
Don't make her mad.
Okay.
Good luck.
I'll do my best.
Are you ready?
Yes.
That's not good.
Okay.
Go, go, go.
Team S, let's go.
Ready, go!
It's difficult to say "goo".
"Goo" is difficult.
It's difficult. It comes back naturally and beautifully.
Chika-chan, look at Luka-tin. Luka-tin.
Look at it.
It's okay to imagine it.
Well, well, it's true.
It was 5 seconds ago.
You almost hit it.
It was close.
Can you make it in time?
10 seconds left.
Are you okay?
Oh, no.
5 seconds.
4.
3.
Chika-chan, it's okay.
No!
Time's up!
Time's up. Please catch up.
No! No! No!
It's okay. It's okay.
No! No! No!
No! No!
Which one do you want to see?
Huh?
Which one do you want to see?
Chika-chan?
Chika-chan.
Chika-chan drew it. Luka-tin, look at it.
Grandma!
No!
Grandma!
This is Luka-chan's ekubo.
Ekubo and today's cheek is cute.
Your nose is a little bloated.
Hair.
It's okay.
Hair grows from a low place.
Are you okay?
From the right side.
It grows from the air.
Well?
It's suspicious.
A little scary.
Confidence.
I'm confident now.
Why look at it?
Why?
Because it wasn't Luka-chan.
It still resembles her.
You can recognize it.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Hold on.
Luka-tin, it's like this.
It's like...
Look at this. It's like Ruka-san's boobs.
I know about boobs, but...
It's like a new way of drawing boobs.
Most of boobs...
Most of people...
I don't know. It's my first time.
It's your first time drawing boobs?
It can't be helped.
I've never drawn boobs.
Sorry about that.
But it's really good.
It's not about the face, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's more about boobs than face.
I see.
You're not good at boobs, though.
It's up to you to judge.
Please vote for us.
You're wearing a night cap.
Why do you draw your hair so well?
I don't draw my hair well.
I don't know why.
It's about art.
You're good at it.
Here is the result.
5th place is Ootaniho.
2nd place is Kitano.
3rd place is Kamimura.
4th place is Matsumoto.
You got 0 points again.
I can't do it.
You're not good at art.
You're good at catching up.
I haven't started it yet.
Chigako, do it seriously.
It's too low.
It's 3.9.
This is the last battle of "Artist Waki".
Thank you for watching.
The result is...
3-9
Strong!
Well, well, well...
Well, it's only the first match.
Let's move on to the next battle.
"Autumn of Reading".
"Don't Laugh! Reading Battle"!
What is it?
This is a popular board game on YouTube.
We will play "Don't Laugh! Reading".
This game is...
"Don't Laugh! Reading" class.
It's a reading game where you will laugh more than you should.
How you play is...
You will read "old stories" written in textbooks one by one in order.
However, you have to read seriously without laughing according to various instruction cards.
It's okay to change words or move.
If you laugh when you read or listen, you will be penalized.
You will get a "chalk chip".
This is also a team battle.
If you finish the game as soon as you run out of "chalk chip", you will be penalized.
The winning team gets 10 points.
It's important!
This...
Well...
This, right?
This is it. There is a book here.
If you laugh...
If you laugh when you read or listen, you will be penalized.
This one, right?
The one with the most "chalk chip" will be penalized.
You can't keep it, right?
I see.
You can't laugh.
You can't laugh at all.
Got it.
I'm scared of "chalk chip" because it's shallow.
I've been laughing at "chalk chip" all the time.
If you have "chalk chip", you can't get out of it.
First of all, you can't laugh at other people's laughter.
But you can't laugh at Rika's laughter, can you?
Rika...
I think she will be fine if she has "switch".
I don't know.
But she is a member of this team.
But there is a rule about what is difficult.
That's right.
It's not just about reading.
So, which order should we start with?
Oh, you can choose.
Oh, I can choose?
What should we do?
In the past... I'm sorry, you can't choose.
Stop it!
This time, we will read "Momotaro", which is an old story.
We will read "Momotaro" together.
Please open the page of "Momotaro".
Who will read it first?
Who should we start with?
What should we do?
You can read it in order.
Chika, you can read it first.
Okay, I'll do it.
Thank you.
You can read it in order.
In "Momotaro", page 30.
Did you explain it properly?
Now?
Now.
Okay.
We will start reading "Momotaro" from Matsumoto.
If you are a reader, please draw a card and read it seriously according to the instruction.
Okay.
"Don't laugh" reading battle, start!
Matsumoto will go first.
Here it is.
What is it?
It looks good.
I will read it like a play.
"Momotaro".
Once upon a time, there was an old man and an old woman.
It's over.
Isn't it one of them?
Do you turn it?
Once again?
It's my turn, right?
Yes.
Here I go.
Like a staircase.
Where was it?
From page 2.
One day, as the old woman was washing her face, a big peach came out of her hair.
"Donbura kokko", "sukkokko", "donbura kokko", "sukkokko" and so on.
"Donbura kokko".
Okay, let's go.
I'm not scared.
Hey, you said "stairs", didn't you?
I said "stairs".
I'm not scared.
Shut up!
Oh, it's hard.
Okay, I'll go.
Ta-dah!
"Puryou mitai ni".
Oh...
"Oyaoya"?
"Korewa"...
I'm sorry.
I laughed.
I'm sorry, I laughed.
Wait, wait, wait...
What is it?
Once...
What?
You're crying.
Why?
Did you tell a touching story?
What?
What's wrong?
You're crying. You're crying too much.
You're crying too much.
I'm scared.
Stop it.
I can't stand it.
Stop it.
I'm scared.
Hey...
Can I laugh once?
I can't do it anymore.
All of you are good at it.
All of you?
All of you are laughing.
All of you?
I'm scared.
You're laughing so much.
I'm scared.
You're laughing so much that you're crying.
I'm sorry.
You didn't pretend to cry.
You didn't.
"Oyaoya"?
Let's do it again.
Again?
Like a bad girl.
I don't know.
Like a bad girl.
But it's not like what you think.
It's like a bad girl.
Let's do it again.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Wait a minute.
Let's do it.
"Oyaoya"?
This is amazing.
I'll read it till the end and I'll read it till the end, okay?
Well, well, let's take it home.
The old woman picked up the peach and took it home.
The end.
What? What? What?
What is this?
It's my peach.
It's not your peach!
No, it's Ayaka's peach.
Well, well...
I couldn't feel it.
It's difficult.
Okay, next.
It's Ruka-san's.
Okay, next.
Ruka-san's was really sour.
It had no flavor.
Okay, next.
What is this?
It's like tea.
It looks good.
Where is it?
Is it number four?
It's number four.
I'll read it.
In the evening,
an old man who had just gone to the mountains finally came back.
It's good.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
I'll read it.
Chika-chan will...
You'll read it again?
Yes.
You'll read it again?
Yes.
Put your nickname when you were little somewhere.
It's difficult.
It's difficult, it's difficult.
What does it mean?
But it's easy.
That's right.
Like a phrase.
I'll read it.
Grandma just came back.
Chika-chan too!
Mom, grandpa, welcome back.
I have something good for you.
It's stupid.
You made me laugh this much.
You made me laugh.
Like a stubborn dad.
Isn't it difficult?
It's number six, right?
Isn't it hard?
The old woman...
No, no.
The old woman, from under the bed,
came with a heavy peach and said,
Look! Look at this peach!
Why is it so hard?
Isn't it difficult?
Hey, that's not it!
Stop it!
Hey, that's not it!
Hurry up!
Okay, I got it.
Isn't it a lot?
It's a lot.
It's overwhelmingly a lot, isn't it?
Okay.
Is it bright?
In a cat-like way of speaking...
Cute.
Okay.
Number seven?
Yes.
Oho!
This is...
Where did you get this magnificent peach from?
Meow!
No!
Today...
I picked it up from the river!
Meow!
I'll cut it up and eat it right away!
Meow!
Chips, chips.
Oh, Ayaka...
Which one, which one, which one?
Which one did you pick up?
Which one, which one, which one?
Why?
Ayaka, how about you?
Chips.
Why?!
I can't do it!
Isn't it too weak?
Okay, next is Ruka-san.
Okay.
Like a clerk.
Clerk?
Ruka-san, you've been picking up good ones for a while now.
All of them?!
Huh?
Which one?
"Cane" is difficult.
She wrote a line in it.
Yes!
When the old woman tried to cut the peach with a knife,
the peach split in two from the inside,
and while shouting "oh no, oh no",
a cute baby came out.
Oh, I left it as it was.
Yeah, you left it as it was.
OK, next.
Here.
Like a Shania Mouse.
Oh!
Nice.
Looks like you're good at it.
Go ahead.
My heart is pounding.
Eh, what's wrong? Why?
OK, I'll go now.
Oh my, oh my, I'm done for.
You scared me, grandpa.
You scared me, grandpa. Sorry.
Wait a minute...
I won't do it!
In a hurry, Aka-san said something.
"Yeah," she said, but Aka-san...
"Yeah," she said, but Aka-san got angry and...
Again? Again? Again?
She got angry today.
That's right.
Yeah!
It's the worst!
Aya-chan was close!
I got really angry.
My nose is running.
Which one? Which one?
No. 9...
Aya-chan, No. 10...
Like a newscaster!
Isn't that good?
That's good.
I can say that.
Go ahead.
Oh my, what a cheerful child!
The old man and the old woman looked at each other and laughed happily.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, I'm sorry. The microphone is over there.
Here we go!
Ta-dah!
Using dialect...
Wow!
Wait!
That's a big one!
Gifumen...
Where is it?
Gifumen...
I don't know it, so I'll try it.
Here we go!
And the child born of a peach...
Here we go again!
And the child born of a peach...
Sorry, I bit you.
And the child born of a peach...
Sorry, I bit you.
Sorry, I just bit you.
Okay...
Here we go!
And the child born of a peach...
Hey!
Ruka-san, let's hear it again.
Why?
No, no.
I heard it.
And the child born of a peach...
Okay, here we go.
- Let's change topics. - Yeah, let's.
- Oh, should we? - Yeah, let's.
- Let's change topics. - Hana Sakati, let's change topics.
There's a second chapter, and that's all we're gonna do.
- Do the second chapter. - "Demon", by Momotaro.
Yeah, "demon" times "seibatsu" (pun for "sex")
- "demon" plus "seibatsu" (pun for "sex") - Yeah.
"demon" plus "seibatsu" (pun for "sex")
- Okay. - Ooh, this is bad.
- I'm tired of it. - You're not tired of it?
Okay, here I go.
Like a gal.
Oh, nice!
- Saki. - Here I go.
Of course, compared to children,
Otaro has always been big in size,
and even if you took his hair off, no one could match his voice.
- What's "gyaru"? - It's a country girl's voice.
- Okay, okay, okay. - Yes.
- Nerkus! - This is hard!
Here I go!
One, two...
- Rock singer... - Nerkus!
Here I go!
- Rock singer, right? - Yeah.
When I was 15 years old,
there was no one in Japan who was as strong as Otaro!
Otaro wanted to go abroad and test his strength!
Am I good at this?
Even we can't do it!
Am I good at this?
Yes!
Ta-da!
Sometimes you say "tsukkomi" and...
- This is hard! - Aya, you too.
Okay, here I go.
Then, there was a story from a person who had traveled abroad.
What is it?
At the far end of the sea, there is a place called Onigashima,
where evil demons live in a castle,
and protect treasures from all directions.
Oh, it's over.
Okay, it's over.
- It's over. - Is it possible?
- No, you didn't say "tsukkomi". - What do you mean "tsukkomi"?
- What do you mean "tsukkomi"?
- Is it "tsukkomi"? - Yes, it is.
- Straightforward. - This is hard.
- I can't think of a topic. - This is hard.
Sometimes, you say it too fast.
- I think it's easy. - Hey, Luka-san...
What do you mean?
- Okay. - Is it okay?
Momotaro wanted to go to Onigashima,
so he asked his grandfather,
to let him go with him.
He said, 'I'm going to Onigashima to protect demons.'
- Wait, if Ayaka-pyon laughs... - I'll get caught.
- Yes, laugh! Don't laugh! - Don't laugh.
- Don't laugh. Here, take the chalk. - Because...
- Take the chalk. - Rika-chan and Fuku-chan got caught, too.
- I'm sorry. I got caught. - I got caught, too.
Ayaka-chan, isn't that a chalk card and an Ischogrel mouse?
- Hey, don't laugh! - Hey, Ayaka-pyon...
- I won't laugh! - Hey, Ayaka-pyon...
Hey, Ayaka-pyon...
I'll laugh at anything.
- Okay. - Okay, Kika-chan.
- I'm tired of this. - Let's do it together with Sugi-da.
- Yes, like kabuki. - No!
I can't do it anymore!
- Um, what number is it? Number 5? - Here I go.
Nio-ojisan was surprised, but...
That's bold of you!
Ji-ya-bon!
"Go ahead," I said.
- That's not it! - Ayaka!
- That's not it! I'm not trying to fool you! - That's not it!
- I'm not trying to fool you! - Ayaka!
- Don't laugh! - Don't laugh!
- Seriously... - Seriously...
- Is this Kei's safe? - I didn't say it out loud, but...
- Except for Kika-no-san... - Hey!
- Ayaka! - But...
- But you can't do it! - You're good!
- You're good!
- You're good, Ayaka!
- But it was number 5. - Yeah, it was number 5. Now it's number 6.
- Like a madame! - Oh, that's good!
Here I go.
- It's number 6, right? - Yeah.
Eh, madame?
If you're going that far,
sazou, you must be hungry,
said the old woman.
- What a wonderful madame. - Ah!
Okay!
Here we go.
Ta-dah!
Like the world's oldest elderly person...
Here we go.
So...
There...
An old man and...
An old woman...
Carried...
Hmm...
Hmm... Thank you.
Yes.
As if there is something in your mouth.
Huh?
Difficult.
It's difficult.
Hmm...
Number eight?
It's number eight.
Hey Haru High School... Hey Haru High School...
We now come to Northern Japan.
Huh?
Ah, Yuka!
We met for the first time!
Yes!
Painful.
This game is no good.
You look like you don't have teeth.
It's no good.
I didn't get any.
Chika didn't get any either.
Three cards.
That's not much.
I have six.
Nine.
Nine cards.
Five cards.
Why are you so patient?
Ayaka, how many cards do you have?
Nine.
Isn't it too many?
This is a game of patience.
I couldn't do it.
I'm a little tired.
I'm tired of this.
It's surprisingly hard to be patient.
Laughter is wonderful.
Fourteen to nine, K-2's victory.
Thank you very much.
I'm pretty good at it.
Thank you very much.
I've become a force.
But it's not because of Ayaka.
It's not that good.
You're right.
Why?
Ayuka.
I'm wrong.
Ayuka.
It's from here.
Yes.
It's from here.
That's it.
Time flies.
It's from here.
That's it for "Autumn of Reading".
It was a reading battle where you can't laugh.
Yay!
I'm tired.
Drink some water, everyone.
I'm tired.
Okay.
Let's continue.
Battle 3.
Yes.
"Autumn of Sports - Poop Ball In Battle"!
Yay!
"Autumn of Sports" reminds us of the sports festival.
The sports festival is famous for its ball games.
But even if you do it normally, it's not unofficial.
Instead of balls, we'll play with poop toys!
Yay!
In a team battle, one person...
Over there.
Puts a basket on their head.
The other person is assigned to throw poop.
Within one minute of time limit...
The team with more poop in their basket wins!
The winning team gets 10 points.
First, please check your roles for each team.
Ayuka is in the red one.
Got it.
It's decided.
You're early!
I'm always early.
Let's start with Team K-2.
You two go forward.
The line is...
It's like this.
Are you okay?
Yes.
The poop is...
It's light.
It's light poop.
I broke it.
You broke it.
I broke it.
You can't move.
I can't move, right?
You can't move at all.
Can I go get it?
Yes.
It's quite a distance.
Stop it!
You can throw it like an arch.
I want you to go down a little more.
Go forward a little more.
No, your neck.
Go forward.
It's okay.
If you do it during the show, you'll get it all.
I'm sorry.
What do you mean?
You should hold it like this.
Yes, so you don't drop it.
Is it okay for you to hold it like this?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's easy to throw.
Okay, I'll give it a try.
Can you pull up your chin?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, are you ready?
Yes!
Then, Team Kei-tsu's "Poop Balls" start!
Oh no!
I'm scared!
It's higher than I thought.
Ouch!
Ah!
The control is bad!
Here it comes!
Is it open?
This is hard!
Oh no, this is hard!
Is it open, Chika-chan?
Ouch!
Two!
Ah! Close!
It hurts!
There's only one minute left.
It's almost 30 seconds.
Aren't you bad at this?
30 seconds left.
It's close, isn't it?
It hurts!
Do you want me to put it in from above?
Oh, it's fine if you put it in from above.
You're bad at this!
Here it is!
I'll put it in!
What is it?
It's gone! It's gone!
It's gone!
The last one!
You're bad at this!
Ah!
You can't do that!
Ayaka, you dropped it in the middle of the game.
Yeah.
Right?
Wow, I don't like it.
I don't like my office being covered in poop.
Okay, you're in charge of cleaning today, Ayaka.
Okay.
So, how many inches is it?
Three inches.
Ta-ta-ta-ta!
It's three inches!
You're bad at this!
Wow, but it's cute.
It's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
Is it cute?
It's cute, but it's poop.
Your faces are different.
Yeah, they're a little different.
It's cute.
Okay, then we'll switch.
Okay!
But...
We'll clean up.
But you can't do anything with it, can you?
No, you can't.
You can't move it, can you?
Right.
You can only adjust the height.
But I think it's better for people who are short to do it.
That's true.
It's easier for people who are taller to do it.
But you can't see it.
You can't see it.
Ah, my appetite is growing.
Eh, look at that.
Eh, scary, scary, scary.
Look at that and stop it.
It only fits my neck. I'm too hungry.
Okay.
Which one is better?
Ah, this is easier.
Please do it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Then it's Team Ace's turn.
Ready, start!
Oh no, did you drop it?
Did you drop it?
Ah, nice!
You're good at this.
Why can you see it?
Ah!
Sorry, sorry!
You're good!
Why can you do it?
Amazing, amazing!
Ayaka, you're good at this.
Why? Why?
Ah, close.
You're good!
Eh, you're amazing.
Chika, you're good at controlling it too.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ah, close.
You're good, you're good.
You're good!
You're good.
Oh, amazing!
You're good!
Amazing!
Ayaka, you're amazing!
Ayaka, what are you looking at?
Ouch!
You're good!
Nice!
You're good!
There's some ice left.
Oh, no!
Ayuka...
One, two, three, four...
What? That wasn't good?
Four?
But you won...
What?
Seven.
But you won.
But you won, so it's okay.
Why did you fall? I didn't see you fall.
Okay!
Wow!
You did it!
Ayuka's good!
Is this the end?
You won!
You did it!
We were so bad at this.
Right?
This was hard.
It's like...
I couldn't open it.
I couldn't open it!
It was fast. Is this the end?
Is there no second round?
There's no second round.
I've already pressed it, but...
You said you couldn't press it at first.
Oh, you're pressing it!
This team is...
Team S won by 10 points.
You did it!
Okay.
We'll move on to the next game.
Take a good look.
Oh, sorry.
That's it for this "Sports Autumn Poop Balls In Battle"!
Next up is the highly-anticipated "Three Minutes Cheap Theater" segment.
Which team will it be this time?
Let's take a look!
Mikuru's special skill is talking! Then please talk for three minutes!
I'm Team S's Kitao Mikuru.
My special skill is talking, so I was told to keep talking for three minutes.
Are you confident?
I only have confidence.
I only have confidence, so I'll do my best.
Then, ready, start!
The first one is...
I recently had a summer tour, and I found about two people I was interested in.
One of them is Team S's Takahata-san.
I'm Hatagon-san.
Hatagon-san is my senior, and we're on different teams, so we didn't really get along.
But during this rehearsal period, I thought she was like a mascot character and thought she was cute, so I talked to her a lot.
The other one is Team S's Ayamero-san.
Ayamero-san and Hatagon-san are in the same team, and she's my senior.
Well...
That's right.
She's a lot of fun.
During the summer tour, about 18 people did a solo concert in a row.
They did a wonderful "Zayakkan" concert, and the costumes for that "Zayakkan" concert were shiny clothes that looked like they were working at night.
Ayamero-san was a lot of fun, and we got along really well.
I found two people I'm interested in.
Also...
Recently, there are a lot of different hairstyles for theater concerts, so I'm trying different things.
Half-twin and Twin-tail are Mikuru's standard hairstyles.
But Aomi-san got mad at me for doing it too much, so recently, when I went to the park with straight black hair, it became pretty popular.
I want to try various hairstyles, so if you have any hairstyles you want me to do, please let me know in the comments.
Recently, I've been wanting to dye my hair black for a while now, but I want it to be tea-colored.
But black hair is more popular with men than tea- colored hair.
I think black hair is better, and I also want to dye my hair bobbed.
When I said I wanted to dye my hair bobbed, I got a lot of opposition, so I think it's better not to do it.
Isn't black-haired bobbed, white-colored girls good?
Don't you think it's mischievous?
It's probably a type that girls hate, but men like it.
You know what I mean, right?
I wanted to be that kind of woman, and I wanted to be a black-haired bobbed white-colored woman.
But I got a lot of opposition, so I can't be that kind of woman.
What else...
I want to dye my hair blonde, but I don't think there will be any fans.
What do you mean?
Idols with blonde hair are divided into good and bad, right?
So I'm going to stop.
I've always had black hair.
What time is it now?
Oh, 2 o'clock and 1 second?
Oh, I'm 20 years old and I can drink alcohol now.
I went to drink a few times with Rika Naoki of the same generation.
Mikuru looks pretty strong, but she's really weak.
I can't match Rika's strength at all.
If you have any alcohol recommendations, please let me know.
End!
I think I've talked a lot.
Mikuru likes to talk, so please come and talk to me.
Thank you very much.
Next is the last battle!
I can see it! I can see it!
Next is "Sports Autumn Unofficial Twister Battle"!
Ta-dah! Here are the rules.
The game will be played in a one-on-one battle in the order of this game table.
The players who will play will stand in a line and play.
When the referee turns the roulette and the two players move their hands and feet according to the command of the stopped piece.
And here is the unofficial rule.
If the roulette stops at the purple piece, there is a box, so pull out a piece of paper and decide the mission.
Please do your best not to lose your posture even under those conditions.
The first person to lose their posture will lose.
The members will play all four rounds and the winning team will be added 15 points.
It's big!
If it's a tie, the representatives will fight and settle it as a draw.
The first match is Ayuka and Ayaka!
Yes! I'll do my best!
I'll do my best!
So...
Are you ready?
Yes.
The one who wins in this game is the winner.
Oh! The one who wins in this game is the winner.
I see.
Then I will be the referee.
Yes, please.
Yes!
Here is the roulette.
Which one is first? Is it Ayuka first?
From Ayuka?
Yes, from Ayuka.
Let's do it at the same time.
Oh, at the same time.
I'll spin it.
Well...
Oh, I moved it too much.
I think it's this one.
Green on the right hand.
Green on the right hand?
Green on the right hand.
- Me too? - Yeah.
- Green on the right hand. - By the way, it's important where you do it.
- Yeah, it's important. - It's not like you have to be smart or anything.
- Huh?! - You can say it after you put it down, but...
No, no, no, no, no!
- Hurry up and say it! - Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Green on the right hand...
What should I do? Green on the right hand, right?
- Hurry up. - But...
- Should I do it like this... Ebisu, can I do it like this? - Yeah.
- Can I do it like this? - Yeah.
- Hurry up! - Okay.
- Anywhere is fine. - I'll do it here.
Okay. Next, I'll spin it.
- Okay. - Okay.
Ta-dah!
Green on the left foot.
Huh?!
Okay.
- It's on the left foot? - Yes.
- Oh... - Next...
Ah!
- What is it? - Green on the left hand!
Green on the left hand?
- Oh! - We're getting along!
We're getting along!
Sorry, it's only green on the left.
Next...
Oh! Red on the left hand!
- Can I move it? - Yeah.
- Can I move it? - No, no, no!
- Huh?! - No, no, no!
- You can't. - No, no, no!
- Okay, okay, okay! - No, no, no!
- It's like a Twister game! - Yeah, it is!
You can't fall over like this.
- Hurry up! - Okay, I spun it.
Um...
- Red on the right foot. - Right foot?
- Which one? - Huh?!
- You can't! - Okay, okay, okay!
- Hurry up! - Okay, okay, okay!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- Ah!
- This looks hard! - It hurts!
- First... - It hurts!
- It's soft. - It hurts! Hurry up!
I'm doing it! Green on the right hand!
- Green on the right hand? - Green on the right hand!
- I'm doing it! - Spin it!
Spin it! Do your best! Um...
Red on the right foot!
- Green! - Red!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
It's slippery!
- Umm... right foot... - Yellow?
- Yellow! - Which side?
- Oto-san? - I'm not sure, Oto-san!
- Oto-san, hang in there! - Why is it stuck?
- Is it ok? - It's stuck!
- Is it working? - It's stuck!
- It's barely working - It's stuck...
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- Right foot, red!
- Go back again - Right foot, red!
- Right foot red? - Right foot red.
- Kii! - Kii!
- Okay. - You're both so close.
- I want purple. - Hurry up.
- Left hand yellow. - Left hand yellow.
- Left hand yellow? - Alright!
- It's a little easier now. - It's so easy!
- Left hand blue. - Looks good.
- It's about time. - Right?
- Left hand blue. - Left hand blue?
Alright!
It's not impossible anymore.
- Alright! - Go!
Next up...
- What is this? - Right foot green.
- Ayuka!
- It's hard! - Stretch your legs!
- I can't do it! - Stretch your legs!
- If you touch your butt, you're out? - What kind of game is this?
- Is it "sutten kororin"? - That's right.
If you touch your butt, you're out.
- Can I touch my butt? - Yes, you can.
- What?! This posture! - Ayuka!
- Hurry up! - Wow!
- Hurry up! Hurry up! - I'm doing it!
- I'll do it like this. - Left foot purple.
- Right foot purple? - Left foot purple.
- It's purple! - I can do it!
Can you do it?
Gekimigasenburicha
- I can't do it. - You can't do it.
- I can't do it. - You can't do it!
- I can't do it. - Huh?
- Is it over? - Huh?
- Sorry. - Huh?
- I can't do it! - Huh?
- My left hand is shaking. - But...
- Since we're here...
- You're not kind! - Here you go.
- Huh?! - Well, it's a toast to the end.
- To your hard work. - To your hard work.
- You did well. - Here I go.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Ready, set...
- Huh?! - It's bitter!
- This is a variety show... - Stop it!
- This is a variety show reaction. - Stop it!
- I went to drink water so quickly... - Huh?!
- Huh?!
There's a monster!
Hey...
- Ah! - Bitter.
- The flavor is bitter. - The flavor?
- Is there anything left? - Bitter, bitter, bitter...
- How does it taste?
- Bitter, bitter, bitter...
- Oh!
- Okay. - Ayaka...
- Her reaction was cold. - Ayaka...
- But she said that a lot. Her reaction was...
- I think it might be better if we talk about it. - Huh?
- Unexpectedly? - Huh?
- No? - I'm sorry.
- It's better if we talk about it. - Really?
- But I think either is fine.
- But it might slip.
- If you wear socks like this, it might slip.
- It's important to know where you start. - That's right.
- It's important. - Yeah.
- Shall we move on? - Shall we move on?
- Rukatin and Chika-chan. - Go for it!
- Can I say it? - Yeah.
- I'll say it. - What is it?
- Can I say it? - Can I say it?
- Ankesu...
- Yes!
Ready, set, go!
Right foot blue.
Left foot red.
Right foot blue and left foot red.
Right foot blue first.
- And left foot red. - It's big!
- Here I go. - I should have done it with my left foot first.
- Oh! Purple came out! - Isn't it fast?
- Right foot purple. - I think I can do it. - Right foot purple.
- It's fast.
- I'm going to do it fast. - Right?
- Ta-dah! - When you're doing it... - Ear firing throttle for 10 seconds!
- How do you do it? - It's a little weird.
- This is still... - That's it.
- I don't like it that much. - It's fast.
- Oh, I put it in. - What do you mean? What do you want me to do?
- How? - What?
- Oh, I see. - Then I'll do another one.
- Here I go. - I don't like it that much.
- Ready, go!
- Wow, this is... - I might be more nervous doing it. - I don't like it.
- I don't like it either. - Here you go.
- Nervous. - Not yet. - Not yet.
- Okay, next. - Here I go.
- Right foot, green. - Right foot? - Green. - It's always easy.
- I see. - Right foot, green. - Can you copy mine?
- Here I go. - I don't know which one it is.
- Purple. - Why?
- I didn't aim for it. - Show it to us.
- Show us the evidence. - I'm jealous of you.
- You look happy. - You look happy.
- I'm glad you're alive.
My body is stiff and it hurts.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Ready, go! - I don't like it!
- I don't like it!
- Lugarin, you're so cute! - You're so cute!
- I'm jealous of you. - Thank you.
- I'm jealous of you. - Let's continue.
- Here I go. - Okay.
- This is red. Left hand, red. - My body is stiff.
- Left hand, red. - Here I go.
- Are you Spider-Man? - Both of you!
- Right hand, red.
- This is bad for Lugarin! - Right hand, red.
- Lugarin! Lugarin, you can do it! - You hit me!
- Wait, I can't move! - Okay, here I go.
- Wait, wait! - Okay, here I go.
- You're so cool. - Blue. Right foot, green.
- Right foot, green. - My body is stiff and it hurts.
- Left hand, blue. - Left hand?
- Left hand, blue. - Is it blue?
- It's that one. - You're so cool.
- We're always in the same position. - Right foot, green.
- Right... yeah, it's there. - Huh?
- It hurts! It's tough! - Left hand, yellow.
- Left hand, yellow? - Yeah.
- It hurts! - Keep moving forward.
- Ah! Purple came out! - What?!
- Take it properly, purple! - Did you get it?
- I didn't! - My hand is tingling.
- We did it! - In this state?
- This is the worst. - Wait, really...
- Won't we get angry? - This is...
- This part is...
- Hold it like this, okay? - Wait, wait, wait!
- What do you mean "what?" - What do you mean "what?"
- Wait, wait! - Wait!
- Wait!
- Ready, set...
- Go! - Wait!
- Wait, you can't! - Wait, wait!
- Go! - Wait!
- Quietly! - Quietly!
- Turn the light on! - Turn the light on!
- Go! - I'm scared!
- It's okay, Nico! - Don't let go of my hand!
- Don't let go of my hand!
- I let go! - So, for now...
- Turn around! - Turn around!
- Don't turn around! - Don't turn around!
- I can't do it... - I can't do it...
- I want to check if it hurts. - Do it yourself.
- I don't like my own hand. - It's okay. - It's not here, is it?
- Where? - It's not here, is it?
- She said she won't do it. - Why? - Hurry up!
- What do you mean? - I'm going to do it myself. - You have to grab it now.
- Where should I... - I think you can push here. - Is that it? - I think it's better.
- Does it hurt if I scratch? - I think so, too.
- One, two... - Push it. - Click it. - Push it lower.
- Don't break it, Taisei. - One, two...
- Go! - Ah! I lost!
Wow, wow, wow!
Turn around.
- Wow, wow! - Ouch!
- You're good! - Wow!
- Okay, put your hands back. - What was it again?
- Your hands. Yellow, yellow. Chika-chan, yellow. - Red.
- Eh?
- Here we go. Ready, start! - It's hard and my tongue hurts.
- Right foot, yellow. - Right foot?
- Is it better? - Yeah. Ah, it's a little easier now.
- Ah, it's purple again! - Yeah!
- Why is it like this?! - Why is it like this?!
- You're cheating! - I'm not!
- Why is it like this?! - Poop spray!
- Ah! You're the worst! - Why is it like this?!
- Nice! - Hey!
- Nice! - Wow, it's really smelly!
- It's really smelly! - I want the staff to do this, Ayaka!
Ayaka, it might be impossible for you.
It's pretty smelly, this.
It's hard for people who can't do it.
It's only three seconds, you know.
Maybe the staff should do it one by one?
- Should I do it? - It's really smelly, you know.
It's really smelly, you know.
- Eh?! It's the worst, you know. - I can't do it.
- I can't do it yet! - It's cold.
It's really smelly!
- Where? Where? - Your eyes.
- Here we go! - This really stinks.
- Here we go! - This way.
- Here we go! One, two... - One, two...
- I can't do it! I can't do it! - I can't do it! I can't do it!
- It stinks! What is this?
- It stinks! It stinks! - I can't do it!
- I can't do it! Stop it! - It stinks!
- We're the only ones who can't do it! - It's too hard!
- Let's continue! - It stinks!
- I'm starting to sweat. - Your right foot is blue.
- My right foot? - It's blue.
- Your right foot is yellow. - Why is it coming back?
- You're good! - My right foot? - Your right foot is yellow.
- It's like a mirror. - It's purple again.
- It's weird! - It's weird!
- It's really... - It's really coming out.
- The next one is a super sour drink! - We have a super sour drink!
- Please! - Are you a genius?
- Please! I'll make you drink it! - I'll make you drink it!
- Then, cheers! - One, two... - Cheers!
- I'll do it slowly. - Go for it!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- Go for it! Go for it! - She's getting used to it. - Apparently it's good for you.
- Your body gets softer. - That's right. It's good. - I don't need it now.
- Okay, here we go. - My legs are going to get stuck.
- Left hand green. - Left hand? - Green. - Green.
- It's so rubbery! - Can I put my knee on it?
- Isn't your knee okay? Your butt looks like it's not good. - Is my knee okay?!
- Your knee is basic. - Huh? It's not good?! - Yuka-chan... - Yuka-chan, you should stretch your legs.
- How do you stretch it? - Up. You should raise your butt.
- It's already hard. - Oh, it's not good. - Is my left hand stuck?
- I'll go again. - Oh, it's purple again! - Why?! - You're lying! - You surprised me!
- How do you do this? - It's hard! - It's harder than I thought. - I'll put it back.
- It's hard! - It's hard! - It's a long battle. - I'm going to break it! - I don't like it either!
- My hands hurt. - Hurry up and do it! - Come on! - Hurry up and do it! - Yuka-chan, hang in there!
- If you hang in there, it'll be over. - I'll put it back. - Huh?! I don't like it either! - You can't, right? - I don't like it either!
This is weird!
My left foot...
Next one, please.
Next up...
Left foot, yellow.
Do you have it?
- Left foot, yellow. - Nope.
- You have it, right? - I have it!
- Here we go. - This is bad, this is bad.
Can you go past the branches?
My hand...
It flew all the way here.
- Here I go. - Wait a minute.
I can't reach my left foot.
- Right foot, yellow. - I have it!
- You have it? - Yeah.
- I'm getting mad. - Hurry up!
- Right hand, blue. - I'm getting mad.
- This is easier. - This is easier.
- This is super easy! - Left foot, green.
Left foot, green.
This one, this one is green.
- I can't do the same thing? - No, you can't.
You can't.
Oh, nice.
- What's that sound? - It's the first one.
- Are you blowing up balloons? - I don't like it!
Next.
It's purple!
- No way! - I'll make it cool.
Super bitter senburi tea!
- Here's super bitter senburi tea! - Thank you!
Bitter, bitter.
Ayaka, don't look up.
- Huh? - Chika, don't look up.
- What should I do? - Here's your tea.
- What should I do? - Cheers!
- Cheers!
There's still some of that sour stuff left.
Do you want it?
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
- Are you sure? - I'll do it.
- Can you do it? - I'll do it.
One, two...
Here we go.
Nice, nice, nice.
- Can you do it? - I did it!
OK.
Cute!
- Next! - OK!
- Let's go! - Right foot, green!
- Right foot, green? - What should I do? - I know!
- Get out of my way! - OK!
- Don't slip! - I'm slipping! - Left hand, blue!
- Oh, it's working!
- Left hand, blue! - It hurts!
- Left hand, blue!
Left foot, yellow!
- Left foot, yellow! - Wow!
- OK! - You turned your back to the camera!
- Right hand, blue! - You need more, right?
- Done! - Left hand, yellow!
- Either of us has to say "ah"! - Do you need this?
- Isn't this yellow? Isn't it red and green?
- I wanted to do it here! - Left...
- Left foot, green. Do you need it? - I do!
- Left foot, green. - You do, right? - Isn't it yellow?
- Wait a minute! - We're in different places!
- Oh, so your left foot was yellow. - Your left foot was yellow.
- Chika-san, you can't do it. - I'm sorry.
- You said "left foot, yellow". - I think I said it. I don't know.
- We're in different places, right? - I think my left foot was yellow.
- Oh, I see. - Chika-san, can you do it? - OK, like this.
- And now? - Left foot, green.
- Like this? - Oh, I see.
- Left hand, blue! - Left hand, blue... "ah"!
- "Ah"! - Hey!
- Ah! Purple came out! - Why?!
- Next up... - My hands are shaking! - You're going to win again, aren't you? - I'm shaking! - I can't do this anymore, I'm shaking! - I'm shaking! - I can't do it! - Chika-chan, do your best! - Hold it for me! - I'll do it! - Yes! - Hold it for me! - I don't like that face! - Eh?! - Yes! - Let's do it with each other, with each other's hands! - Why?! - Is that not allowed? - Yes! - Then hold one of them for me! - Which one is better? Pull it or this one? - Yes, it's fine! - Then do it like this! - One, two, let's go! - Wait, wait, wait, where are you going?! - Chika - chan, where are you going?! - Wait, wait, wait, where are you going?!
- Maybe you should put it inside? - Chika-chan, yes, yes, yes, over there!
- Go! One, two, let's go! - Maybe you should do it with your hands?
- One, two, let's go!
- One, two... - "Ah"! - "Ah"! - Wait! - "Ah", you're out! - Matsumoto-san...
- Which one is it? Which one is the opposite? - Matsumoto-san lost!
- Matsumoto-san lost! - Good match!
- It hurt, didn't it? - It hurt quite a bit. I thought you were used to it, but you went with a lot of energy.
- I've grown up. - Eh, you've grown up? - It hurt, it hurt, it hurt.
- Chika-chan, it hurt, didn't it? - Really? - It hurt, it hurt, it made a lot of noise.
- But we did our best, didn't we? - We did our best. - Isn't it fine if we end it like this? - Let's end it?
- We did our best! - Yes.
- Let's end it like this. - But we almost did it, didn't we? - Right? We did our best. You two were amazing.
- I'm tired. - I want you to try it once. - No, I don't want to. - No, you definitely won't.
- It hurts more than the last one. - This one is harder, isn't it? - Yeah, it definitely hurts.
- The back of your socks is dirty. - No, it's not!
I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry, but it's my costume.
It's not my own socks, it's my costume's socks.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Green soil. - Huh?
- Green soil. - Do we still have more of this?
- For convenience of time... - No more.
- It's over. - It's a draw for both teams, right?
- Yes. - It's a draw?
- Then, are we giving away half of the sweets?
- Half of them? - Yes.
- Really? - You're so kind.
Everyone, we're about to get tired, but let's stand up.
Why are you standing up?
You were looking at the balloon the most, weren't you?
- Balloon! - Because you told me to split it, so I did.
- Balloon! - Okay, we have the results.
- It's okay. - The results are...
- Here. - Here!
- How is it? - What score is it?
Let's see...
Team S, 13 points.
Team K, 19 points.
Team K won!
- I'm tired. - I'm tired.
I don't have the energy to be happy or have fun.
This took up a lot of my energy.
- We used it up. - We used it up.
So...
- Both teams did their best. - Everyone did their best.
- Everyone ate delicious sweets. - Did you eat it?
- Really? - Is that okay? - Did you eat it?
- Here it is. - This is for the winners of Team K-2.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Give it to me. - What is it?
- It looks good. Look. - It's sweet potato.
- Can you eat it? - It's sweet potato.
- Can you eat sweet potato? - I can't eat it.
- But... - But...
- I eat it for work. - You're amazing.
- Just one bite. - I'll eat it.
- Why? - I can't eat it.
- I'll eat it. - You're mean.
- Ayaka won't share it with me. - Ayaka is mean.
- You weren't like that. - You used to be kind.
- You're mean. - Can you eat it?
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
- Can you eat it?
- It looks good.
- Have you ever made sweet potato?
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
- It's good. - It's good.
- Really? - My head hurts.
- It's good.
- It's sweet.
- Congratulations. - Thank you for it.
- So... - Shall we end it? - Shall we end it?
So, that's it for the sports autumn unofficial twister battle.
- There's a penalty game. - Oh, right.
- But for the sake of time... - What?
- Really? Can we do it? - That's right.
- It says we can't do it for the sake of time. - It's a punishment game.
- Really? - Punishment game?
- Yes, it's a punishment game. - Where does it say it?
- Look, look, look. - Where does it say it?
As expected, it's a punishment game for the losing team, but...
- It's in there. - It's pure white, but is it okay?
- It's pure white. - I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
- Can you really see it? - Can you really see it?
- But... - I can't see it.
- But now... - What time is it?
- It's already 9:30. - Look, it says it's scheduled for 9:20.
- So... - We can't do it.
- We can't do it? - What is it? - We have to go home.
- But we have a bat ready. - Yes.
This time, it's a real butt bat.
Usually, we use a sponge bat for our butts, but this time we'll use a plastic bat.
- My butt hurts. - What?
- Does it hurt? - No, it doesn't.
- It hurts quite a bit. - Is it okay?
- Is it okay for me to fall? - Yes, it's okay.
- You don't look like you have much strength. - Is it a mission?
- You don't look like you have much strength. - What is it?
- Can you do it? - No!
- Stop it! - No!
- Please. - Which one?
- What are you going to do? - It's okay.
- I'll let you choose.
- Which one are you going to do? - I don't know.
- Even if you make a mistake and do it in a different place... - Make sure you do that.
- Ayaka. - Is it okay?
- Try it once. - Can I swing it once?
- Swing it. - Hold it short and swing it.
- Hold it shorter.
- Hold it shorter and swing it. - You look weak.
- It's so loud!
- I have to swing it, don't I?
- Yes, swing it. - Isn't it leucatin?
- It hurts. - I'm going to do leucatin.
- Can you do it? - You look weak.
- Please! - No.
- I'm going to make a decision with love. - What are you doing?
- I'm going to make a decision with love. - Please!
- Wait a minute.
- How do you do it? - It's dangerous.
- One by one? - Maybe it's better to go one by one.
- I'll go first. - Yes.
Well...
- A little more, a little more. - No!
Around here? Around here, right?
- Not here, right? - Here, right?
- Yes.
- I'm going. - Yes.
What's wrong with you?
I was really surprised.
- I'm sorry. - Yes.
I'll do it here.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's a strong impulse, right?
- Yes. - An impulse, right?
- I'll go. - Yes.
Ouch!
- Does it hurt? - Yes.
- The sound is amazing. - It hurt. - Thank you.
- But it's not that painful. - Hurry up!
- I want it.
- You want it, don't you?
Ouch!
- Don't bully me. - Don't bully me.
- You're a pervert! - You're a pervert!
- Why? - You're a pervert!
- Ayuka! - Ayuka! Stay still!
Ouch!
No, put it in between.
Stop it! Stop it!
- I'm tired of you. - I'm tired of you.
- I'll do it. - Ouch!
- Why do you hate me? - You have to stand still, Ayuka.
- Stand still and push it out! - Yes!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Don't move! - Ouch!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
Ouch!
We're not ready yet.
Ouch!
- Why? - Can I keep my hands off you?
- It doesn't matter. - Do your best!
- I want to push it out.
Ouch!
It hurts!
Ouch!
It's time for the ending!
SKI Hotend unofficial channel's 33rd episode...
How was it, Ayoka?
I'm tired!
I can't do it anymore!
I want to go home!
How was it, Ayoka?
Ayoka is the worst!
Who are you?!
It's dangerous!
What's wrong?
It's dangerous!
Are you happy you came?
I thought it was you, Luka...
I told you not to come, Luka...
You're lying!
I was prepared for it!
This way...
It's dangerous!
Let's end it!
Moeru-san, you felt autumn like this, didn't you?
Where is autumn?!
It's only autumn!
That's right! That's all!
I think you felt it!
It's hot in September, but take care of your health!
And look forward to the Request Hour and the anniversary concert!
We also have a live broadcast!
With that said...
Are you okay?
Next time on SKE48's unofficial channel...
We'll announce it on our official program...
S... S... X...
X...
Where is it?
We'll announce it on our official program, X!
Please look forward to it!
Instead of saying goodbye...
We'll end it with our usual "that"
Yes!
Here we go!
Still...
Look forward to it!
Bye-bye!