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Tonight, Bomber Eagle...
The final episode!
This will be our final show.
Has this day finally come?
I'm sad.
When I think about it calmly, I feel lonely and sad.
I feel like I'm going to be swallowed up.
But if we make it a fun event today,
I'm positive that such an opportunity will come again.
I want to make it a fun time until the end.
I won't let you feel sad even for a second!
With gratitude for 19 years...
A final show that brings smiles!
The best artist is...
Last year, the best rookie award of "Cat Team" was awarded...
"Fruits Zipper"!
The idol group that represents Nagoya...
"SKE48"!
A performance that transcends the limits of television!
"Golden Bomber"!
"Bomber Eagle"...
Since it's the last show...
All four of us will do our best!
You can do whatever you want behind the scenes!
Let's go wild!
Kirishou, what's your specialty for the first time in 20 years?
"Bomber Eagle" final show special!
It's the best feeling, isn't it?
Isn't it okay like that?
Come on and buy it (buy it)
That's right (that's right)
Because I love you so, so, so much
Isn't it okay like that?
How should I do it?
I'm not wrong (not wrong)
That's right (that's right)
I love you all so, so, so much
This is it, it's the truth
"Bomber Eagle" final show special!
The final episode will be broadcasted with a special edition of "Golden Bomber" as an MC!
We have a wonderful and wonderful guest with us today.
Yes!
The top batter is Mina of Fruits Jipper!
We are Fruits Jipper!
Nice to meet you!
She is so cute!
It's your first time seeing her in real life, isn't it?
It's my first time seeing her in real life, isn't it?
As for me, she is cute.
She is cute wherever she is.
She is funny, but she is cute everywhere.
She is cute everywhere.
Last year, she won "The Best Newcomer of Deco Team"
There seems to have been a lot of response.
When we are walking or eating,
people call us "Minnie-chan" or "Kagami-chan"
Wow, that's great!
That can be one of the criteria for being popular.
It's obvious.
Yes.
Also, we have received a lot of photos from people involved.
What?
There are more photos of "Deco Team" members?
Was there such a thing?
Fruits Jipper will appear as goods in "Golden Bomber" MV "Dandaka Zero"!
This MV is about Kyan's passion for fans who work hard to support him!
How do you feel about "Fruits Jipper" MV?
- We watched it with our family at home - You watched it with your family!
I was so happy that I felt like I was watching our fans' daily life from the middle of it
- That's amazing - I thought it was cute
- It's a story of a man who knows "Fruits Jipper" - That's right
"SKE48" and "Golden Bomber" have unexpected connections!
Mr. Tatsuo, who often arranges "Golden Bomber" songs, is a friend of my dad
- A friend of your dad!? - That's right
- Is that possible!? - Mr. Tatsuo arranges all of our songs and plays the guitar
- That's right - Mr. Tatsuo also plays the guitar in this song
- It's a real guitar - It's a real guitar of "Golden Bomber"
- Is it a fake one? - Yes, it's a fake one
- It's just standing on its own - It's just standing on its own
Huh? You noticed me again?
The first words I heard at the 30 seconds you were born were...
Of course you don't remember it, but you must have been happy.
Even now, you say that most things haven't changed, right?
I'm a completely different angel now, but I'm still a high school student.
Please!
I want you to be my lover.
I knew that when I was super cute.
"I want you to be my lover." What are you saying?
"I want you to be my lover." You like me, don't you?
You like me wherever you are.
Hey, hey, hey!
You noticed me because I'm the cutest.
You smile the best when you smile like that.
I like that.
And you know I'm the cutest.
I noticed that, too.
That's why you're cute.
You're cute.
That's why you're cute.
Next, it's "Devil's Judgment" where Kiri-chan will strictly judge your specialty.
Let's start with you, Sakurai-san.
Yes, my specialty is to put a melon on top of my head.
You can do that?
You mean you can let go of my hand?
Yes.
No way.
Let's see you do it.
It looks really difficult.
I'm really troubled because I don't have a specialty.
Put it on top of my head.
Where?
Put it on top of my head.
You can do it!
Will she be able to put a melon on top of her head?
Focus.
You can do it!
Thank you very much!
Is it okay?
You let go of my hand.
You let go of my hand, right?
It was moving towards your head.
Are you okay?
It was moving towards my head.
You let go of my hand, right?
Last time, Manaka showed off her whistle.
It seems like she's gotten better at it.
We've been able to perform SKE48's "Aitakatta".
Please watch it!
It's really amazing!
Please listen to it!
SKE48's "Aitakatta" whistle version!
Here we go!
(Whistle)
It's amazing!
(Whistle)
If you're lucky, you'll be able to do it like that!
Tonight's last lesson!
Great Teacher Kirisho will solve all kinds of problems!
"G.T.K."!
When I do a one-shot gag, I meet the fans of "G.T.K." and they turn their eyes away.
I don't know why they do that and I'm worried about it.
Could you show us once?
Right!
"G.T.K."!
I think you are the "G.T.K."
Yes, I know. Here we go!
Janga janga janga janga janga janga...
Suzuka's unique grape-harvesting!
I see.
Eyes! Look at his eyes!
You know,
her tension wasn't what I expected.
Right!
I think I only need half the volume.
It's the voice of an entertainer who has been performing on stage for 15 years.
The quality is beyond my expectations.
That's right.
I want to give you a reward for my concert.
I made up my mind and decided to participate in the contest.
Why did I have to use a musical instrument?
But still, it's just a waste of money.
It's not fun if you can afford it.
Hey, what did you call me for?
I want to play with you and have fun.
But isn't that what I wanted and didn't want?
I'm curious about this.
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
I'm crazy about you, you gave me that surprise samba line.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I haven't even expected it.
I can't sleep.
And now, let's have us enjoy the show with D'arbish and Utahiroa of Golden Bobber.
- Thanks for having us! - Thank you for having us!
Next up is SKE48!
Good evening, everyone! We are SKE48!
Nice to meet you!
SKE48 is an idol group representing Nagoya.
This time, we have prepared a special project for SKE48, who have been promoting their show so far.
It is...
Bombay Bonus Time!
In this project, SKE48 members will have self-promotion time.
Will they be able to leave a mark in the market?
Who wants to leave a mark?
Me!
Then, Ms. Takahata!
I can imitate eating a sofa!
Eating a sofa?
Takahata specializes in rakugo.
Takahata! What is your ability?
Wow, it looks delicious!
It's delicious!
It's quite realistic, isn't it?
The hot-looking acting was also good, and I was impressed.
Do you have any other comments?
If you neglect money, you'll be in trouble!
Oh, Kumazaki-san!
I, Kumazaki, won't look away no matter what I do!
And now...
Wait a minute! No way!
What a coincidence! Our singers don't look away, either.
Oh, I see!
I don't look away, either!
Since they're here, the five of them will try the spinning bat!
Will they really not look away?
Here we go! Spinning bat, start!
SKE48, we are with you!
Wait a minute!
This way!
Oh!
One of you is not looking away.
To tell you the truth, I wrote this in the program survey because I couldn't look away.
And then, three people around me asked me, "If you get on it, will you be seen?"
You're lying!
I wanted to be on TV! I wanted to be a singer! I'm sorry!
It's perfect for Valentine's Day!
Cut! Cut!
After this, the singing field is full of people!
You still want to leave your nails, don't you?
Yes!
What do you want to do in Hitagawa?
I want to do one circle and low kick!
Do you do that?
Yes, I used to do that in the past.
You're serious!
So, please come to the singing field!
Wait a minute!
I like low kicks!
So, singing field, low kick!
Come on!
Yes!
More! More! More!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You're alright, right?
It's the first time someone worried about me.
Some challenged but..
It wasn't helping at all!
That was really hard!
That can't be left as unprofessional
Right, Hitohiroba?
Yes
Save it...
What's he going at?
You are trying so hard, but you can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Hurry up and do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Oh oh, today is like a hologram, there is no sense of reality even in the city lights.
It started raining before we knew it, and it was cold when I touched my cheek with a drop of water.
Where do people's waves flow to?
I don't want to be washed away by my own will.
If you weren't here, this world wouldn't be interesting at all.
I lost all the colors of what I could see.
My life was illuminated by you, the sun of my dream.
Even in the darkness of love, I'm sure I'm still alive.
Why do people fear loneliness and aim for elegance?
Since the tip of my wish for warmth began to shake,
I realized I wasn't wearing an umbrella.
You can't see the moon or stars in the night sky,
but I knew I couldn't expect it.
As long as you're with me,
I can be brighter no matter what day it is.
In a rose-colored world, that's how I see it.
Until the train starts moving, let's walk on asphalt.
In the same scenery, I want to forget my memories.
When will dawn come?
Which way is ahead?
The picture won't disappear without you.
This world is not interesting at all.
I lost all the colors of what I could see.
My life was illuminated by the sun like you.
Even in the darkness of love,
we are sure to be alive.
After this, "Gachin and Sanban" match will begin!
I will make you drunk!
"Golden Bomber" vs. "SKE48" vs. "Fruits Jipper" "Sanban" match!
Three teams will have "Gachin and Sanban" match.
At the end of the match, there will be a penalty game.
The first match is...
"Hands and Legs Batabata" match!
Each team will show off their physical strength.
"Hands and Legs Batabata" match!
Both teams will put a timer on their hands and legs and "batabata" for 20 seconds.
The team with the best time will win!
Let's start!
Ready...
Start!
"Golden Bomber" vs. "SKE48"
20 seconds is really long!
Who will win?
We will announce the result.
13 pigs and 13 donkeys, 214 times in total.
And you, Suenaga, won 239 times in total.
And the result is...
234 times in total.
Next, we will have a series match.
The series match will be decided by these three people.
How enthusiastic are you?
SKE48 and professional wrestlers also participate in it.
This is not good.
Wait a minute. The topic has changed.
Idols and professional wrestlers.
Arai and Tsukiyashi's match.
Announcement.
Donkeys and...
Which one?
Donkeys and...
Kentsu's match.
Their legs moved almost at the same time.
So, it's a draw.
The second match is Kentsu and Tsukiyashi.
Kentsu is a man, so he will use one leg for a good match.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all.
I will make a back kick.
A back kick.
I will make a back kick.
Announcement.
Donkeys and...
Tsukiyashi won.
It was a great loss.
Can Kentsu win against a professional wrestler with one leg?
Ready, set...
Go!
Her hips!
I'm sorry.
Her hips!
What?
I didn't feel any gravity.
My butt was in a bad condition.
Her condition is...
The heated battle goes to the second half!
The final match is the tongue twister match!
Ready, set...
Go!
I'll make you tongue-tied!
Who can make their fans tongue-tied the most?
The look on their faces is also an important point!
First up is SKE's researcher, Hara!
Hey, did you know?
The truth is...
I really like you a lot!
Wow!
Again?
You're from Fukuoka, right?
Yes, I'm from Fukuoka.
Wow!
She just got stabbed by an Adalbis!
I really want to go home now!
Next up is Furuppa's tongue-twister master, Sakurai!
I love you!
I can't help it if you only look at me!
Wow!
Adalbis are weak against that kind of stuff!
Yeah!
You can't!
You're cheering up!
You're bad!
You're cheering up!
Can Adalbis surpass both of them?
I'll give you half of Kiriuin Award's savings.
I'm sorry.
I won't be lazy.
It's 1.6 billion yen, so I'll give you 800 million yen.
I don't have it.
I'm sorry for being lazy.
Who made the fans lazy?
What is Kiri Award's judgment?
How is it?
I think Hara-san, who came unexpectedly in Hakata dialect, is 1st place!
You said it!
It's about 9950 points.
That much?!
The meaning of this game is...
And of course, 2nd place is...
Sakurai-san.
You made it!
I'm glad!
3rd place, Kenji Adalbis.
You got -10 points.
So, the penalty game will be Golden Bomber.
Kiri Award will also drink Gekini Gacha.
Let's wish Bombay Live a success.
Cheers!
It's true!
Wow!
It's true!
B.O. is...
It's a shitty show.
You bastard!
"Memeshiku Teo" performance by all cast and crew!
Thank you very much!
The last message from Kiri Shou.
Before the final live started,
Kiri Shou said this.
Everyone, I won't let you feel sad even for a second!
I won't let you feel sad even for a second!
As he said,
the final show was full of smiles!
I might have done too many live shows,
so I hope fans of other groups aren't mad at me.
But if you'll excuse me, I'd like to do it again next week.
It was really fun!
Let's meet again somewhere!
Good morning!
Everyone, finally,
I'd like to say the title of this show, "BONDER-E",
so will you cooperate with me?
Let's say it together!
BONDER...
E!
Thank you for supporting this show for 19 years!
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