AISubs v3.7
Continue that beat, baby!
It's over there, legendary!
Are you going to Hakata first?
That's right!
What?
That's right!
What did you come here for? Did you come here by plane?
No, I'm still here today.
Still here?
I have to move to Hakata.
You're moving?
Yes, I'm moving!
What?
That's right!
What are you doing?
It's not like that!
It's too much, it's too much!
Really?
No!
So you're saying goodbye for today?
That's not it!
From now on, as HKT48, I'll be appearing in Itomo as well.
You're going home?
He comes here once a week.
But with everyone...
It'll be fine!
Your health is more important!
What are you saying?!
I'll be appearing from now on!
HKT?!
That's right!
Wow!
That's right...
But with everyone from HKT, did you meet?
We met for the first time yesterday!
Oh, really?!
Did something happen?
He appeared! Stop it!
Sugi-chan, are you okay?
I'm worried about you!
I'm worried about you, but you have a dark face.
I'm a little worried about you, but don't tell Sashiko about it.
I'm sorry.
Sugi-chan, are you down?
I'm worried about you.
She's in the hospital.
Let's go!
What are you doing?
The newspaper said, "Sugi-chan, you work too hard."
Sugi-chan, you work too hard.
Sumi-chan will be appearing as a group of guests, so we will have you guess who they are.
So, the answerer is...
The answerer is here.
Who is it? Who is it?
She is a freshly-picked guest.
"Who is it?" "Please come in!"
If you show me your typical gag, I'll fix it right away.
No, no, no. I'll show you my wild side again today.
This pot-holding is also wild.
My fingertips were hard to move, so I cut them off.
I can only hold a pot when it's cold.
It's wild, isn't it?
Oh, my butt is buried again today.
First of all, I'd like to introduce you to a picture of a freshly-picked guest.
Here it is!
She is a freshly-picked guest.
She is young and cute.
She is wearing a rock taste that makes you want to go to a summer festival.
It's summer.
She is wearing this costume.
Please come in!
Here it is.
Wow!
I didn't know that all of the hysterics on top are T-shirts.
Hysterics!
It's just glamour.
Hysterics are gone.
It's just glamour.
I see.
The T-shirt stays as it is.
I'll fix the T-shirt a little.
I see.
Now, let's have our guests dress up.
Let's dress up!
Start!
Thank you in advance!
What's wrong with you?
This is the pattern of a warrior.
Once every two weeks.
Now, our guests, here's how you debuted.
You became a champion in a Heisei 3 audition program.
Yes, I became a champion in Heisei 3.
That's a long time ago.
What did you do?
Well, I...
I danced.
You danced?
Can you show us a little of the dance you did at the time?
Can we?
I see.
Excuse me!
Thank you in advance!
Now I know one thing. Music is very important, isn't it?
That's right.
I see. That's how it is with animals.
Next, similar animals are...
Squirrels!
They are very similar.
They drink too much and ask their friends to imitate them.
Imitating squirrels?
Can you show us?
Yes, understood!
With this quality, why did you shake it yourself?
I always do it.
Now, we would like to tell the audience the correct answer.
Today's bad guest is this person!
In auditions...
What do you get told?
You get told you sing well.
Do you get told you look like Hiyoko?
Because you're small.
I see.
You get told you look like Hiyoko because you're small.
Small!
Please wait a moment.
Small!
Now!
Here is the charm point!
Your voice, eyes, teeth, everything is small!
Everything is small!
That's right!
Everything is small!
Your back, eyes, teeth...
Everything is small!
Yes.
What did you say?
Small!
You got told you look like Hiyoko.
Small!
Everything is small!
Let me ask you something.
Are your teeth small too?
Your teeth are small!
It's true!
By the way...
Yes?
How tall are you?
One hundred and fifty centimeters!
Small!
You're small!
Even though you're small, you have a loud voice and attitude.
I see.
That's difficult.
Now!
Here are your memories of being an entertainer!
You were in "Kohaku" for ten years!
Yes, I was in "Kohaku"!
How was it?
I was so nervous!
I was like "gebo gebo"!
"Gebo gebo"?
No way!
You were like "gebo gebo"!
I was like "gebo gebo"!
"Gebo gebo"!
I was like "gebo gebo"!
You were like "gebo gebo"!
I was like "gebo gebo"!
Now!
In "Kohaku"...
What?
It seems you weren't like "gebo gebo"!
I was surprised!
But you were nervous, right?
But you weren't alone!
There were a lot of you!
A few of you came out!
A few of you!
You all came out!
We all came out!
A few of you came out!
How many of you came out?
A few of you?
Yes!
I see.
Three people, three people and six people.
That's right!
Ah, I see.
Now, here is what made me angry recently.
Ex-husband giving his daughter a bad reputation.
What?
That's right.
Ex-husband...
Sometimes I want to play with my cat, but when I come back home, he speaks Kansai dialect very well.
Yes, yes, yes.
My daughter remembers it.
He doesn't say anything like "what are you doing?" or "you idiot!" or "did you buy a ball?"
I don't think he says that.
My daughter doesn't say that.
Ah, I see.
What?
Now...
Bad influence...
Ex-husband...
Yes, yes.
Ex-husband...
Kansai dialect...
When my daughter stays over at her dad's house, she looks at magazines and sports papers that are a little erotic.
I see.
And she remembers weird things.
That's why she has a bad reputation.
Ex-husband...
We're in the same office.
We're in...
I don't know.
Now, everyone, please write your answers together!
It's Kawasaki-san's song, isn't it?
Yes!
80% of it is cork!
I'm sorry!
Well, first of all...
Tanaka-san!
Yes!
Chiwaki-san!
Well, Sugi-chan!
Yes!
Kaya-san!
What? Why Kaya?
Kaya-san!
Strictness, grammar, style...
What's with Kaya-san?
Kaya-san...
Huh? Kaya...
Karya-san?
Karya-san!
Kaya-san!
Kaya! Kaya!
Kaya-san!
Kawasaki...
She's not divorced.
Well, Kajiyama-san!
Yes!
Imori Miyuki-san!
Yes, yes, yes... Dance!
Dance!
She's not married yet.
Huh? Everyone...
This is hard!
Well, Katori-kun!
Well, that's already...
Wait!
Stop it already!
That's already...
It's still too early for me to say it!
Well, Tamura-san!
It's live!
No, you're not married!
No, we're not!
We're not!
Well, today's guest is this person!
Please come in!
Didn't this corner come up before?
This corner? Similar corners come up a lot.
What's wrong with you guys?
I was about to go in from behind, but you guys were all stuck.
How long are you going to keep talking?!
It's a world full of questions. If you're asked, you'll answer your own questions and the audience will judge you with the switch in their hands.
In the end, the one with the most sympathy will be the champion of the day.
Our guest is coming in from this corner. He was one step ahead of me.
Hiroi Tomori!
So we're going to do it today!
Yes, we're going to do it!
In this situation, you're drinking with your partner, right?
Hey! You've come all the way to drink with me, haven't you?
You're a disgrace to come drinking with me, right?
Do you know what it's like to drink?
Hey, I smell like alcohol, right? Check it out!
No, it's just that you have a foul mouth!
Okay, let's get started. Who wants to announce it?
Isn't it something everyone raises their hands for?
See! See! See!
She raised her hands for everyone!
Her head is straight, so it's easy for her to raise her hands.
It's a new segment, so we'll talk about new segments, Sugi-chan and Sashiko.
Let's go. Tanaka-san, are you angry?
That's right. When I go shopping for clothes, I always have this question in my mind.
Anger struggle!
Can I say it?
Go ahead.
The size of the clothes are different, but why are the prices the same?
Obviously, L is more expensive.
But S is losing money.
In other words, S is paying for L.
Tax and social security are the same, right?
Wait a minute. It's getting difficult.
It's getting difficult.
It's too difficult.
It's getting difficult.
How about this? Can you all agree with me?
Yes, we can.
Right?
Because it's small.
Yes, because it's small.
It's like a one-second massage.
One-second massage!
It's different.
There's a difference.
I think the number of buttons is different, but the price is different.
The number of buttons.
It's different, and the length of the zipper is different, too.
But it's hard for Sugi-chan to make.
It's not like that!
It's not like this because I'm small!
It's not like this!
Let's listen to the last question.
Is this a good or bad question?
Or is it just a bad question?
If you agree with me, please press the button!
68 people!
Please take your champion's seat.
Champion? Does that mean you can win?
Yes, you can win from now on.
That's pretty high.
If you have any questions, please check with these people who are standing by in a separate room.
Everyone at Ise Problem Solving Center, please come in!
Yes, Mr. Kadori!
Today in this separate room, researchers Mr. Shimokawa, Mr. Kuizo, Mr. Nohiraka, and Japanese linguist Mr. Kindaichi and Japan's strongest brains are gathering and investigating!
They are already using phones, computers, and dictionaries to investigate!
Dictionary?! I don't think Mr. Kindaichi wrote this in his dictionary!
Mr. Kindaichi didn't write it in his dictionary!
Then we'll return you back to your seats!
Yes!
Everyone, in this way, in a separate room, we will quickly solve the Ise Problem.
Everyone, please do your best to gain the audience's sympathy!
Yes!
Therefore, the person who will announce it!
Huh?!
He's getting excited! He's getting excited!
Mr. Junior!
Mr. Junior, do you have this?
You're making me mad!
I want to say it, but I can't help it!
What is it?!
I came here today to say it!
Yes!
Um...
This "refreshing" has four "×"s in it and it's not refreshing at all!
I think "○" is better!
It's not "○"
Oh, is it?
But I think "○" is better!
It's more refreshing!
It's true!
Naomi and Sashiko think "○" is better!
"○" looks more refreshing!
It looks more refreshing!
It's simple and good!
I can see it a little!
I can't understand it!
It's difficult!
How can we find it out?
I think "○" is better!
Cute!
This refreshing question, can't Kinderich sensei and others find it out?
How can we find it out?
Kinderich sensei!
Junior-san's itchmon!
Please solve it for us!
Well...
"sawayaka" used to be "azayaka" in the past.
"Azayaka" was used in the early days of Japan.
"Azayaka" means like this because...
this is the dead body of a woman.
What?!
And because monsters shouldn't come here...
they put in a tattoo like this.
What?!
And it looked "azayaka" like this.
It looked "hakkiri" like this.
But now...
"sawayaka" has a different meaning.
Wow!
That's interesting!
Juniors, did you understand?
We did!
Thank you!
Next!
Yes!
Chiaki-san!
Please!
I've been angry since I was little.
You've been angry since you were little.
What is it?!
Everytime I saw a colored pencil...
It's this!
Is white necessary for colored pencils?
That's right!
I always have white left over...
so I use black or red...
and leave the ones I use.
You don't have to paint white, do you?
And I don't even have time to sharpen my pencil.
We don't use colored pencils.
That's true.
We don't use them.
But don't you use colored pencils?
Colored pencils?
Blue colored pencils.
If you had colored pencils...
I didn't have colored pencils when I was little!
I'm sorry!
Is it a good question or a bad one?
If you agree, please press the button!
Shizuya is relieved now.
Let's move on. Who is next?
Let's move on.
This one.
Why did it become a gelato?
I love you, bad Tamo-san.
Spaghetti became pasta.
Straightforwardness became best.
I don't think there is a country like this where everything changes.
No one thinks it's strange and accepts it.
The question is, who decided it?
Who decided it?
It's not decided by the parliament, is it?
No, it's not decided.
Is it just a joke? Or is it a good joke?
If you agree with me, please press the button!
It's pretty high.
It's about 70%.
Everyone seems to agree with me.
Let's continue!
Yes, yes, yes!
We'll continue from here!
Yes, this is a question I always think of when I'm having a fun time at a sushi restaurant.
Yes.
It's this.
"Sushi Gunkan" has such a scary name.
It's true.
Even though it's food, isn't the name a little too scary?
It's true.
"Gunkan" is...
"Gunkan" is strong.
The way it's held, the way you hold it...
Even "Gunkan" is scary!
Wouldn't it be better if it had a cooler name?
Wouldn't it be better if it was easier to order?
That's right.
What is "Gunkan", Mr. Taon?
"Gunkan"?
But it's wrapped like this because it's shaped like "Gunkan".
It's shaped like "Gunkan".
That's right.
It's like a Yamato helicopter.
Even so, why do you take it from there?
Yes, yes.
Wouldn't it be worse?
Certainly.
It's still "Gunkan".
It's always "Gunkan".
It's "Gunkan".
It's like that.
It can be changed like that ice gelato earlier.
It's good, isn't it?
It has to change.
It has to be set.
Why can't it change?
It's not a set.
Maybe it's because it wants to sit over there so much.
It's still one.
If you sympathize with just "Gunkan", please press the button!
"Gunkan" is...
It's "itatsui".
I think it's "itatsui".
It's "gunkan"!
Yes, please.
It's too light!
Other than you think...
There was only one.
I'm sorry.
Next.
Sashiko.
You know, when you write without buying anything.
What?
You write without buying anything!
You're too fast!
You're always fast!
Here's a question for you.
"I'm sorry" when you say "thank you"
Do you know it?
Sometimes you go home without buying anything.
And you say "thank you" to me.
But I still feel sorry for you.
I'm curious about it.
What is it?
What do you think?
I don't know.
I'm trying to improve my image.
Are you a doctor?
I'm trying to improve my image like a good person.
No!
I've been thinking like that since I was in AKB48.
I worked at a convenience store for a long time.
But I don't say anything to people who go out of the store.
So I say "thank you" without worrying about whether I buy it or not.
But I still feel sorry for you.
You say "thank you" in a different way.
Is this good? Is there anything else?
If you want to understand, press the switch!
Why is it red?
Just do it as usual.
Leave it to me, leave it to me.
Oh, wait a minute.
Mr. Tanaka's place was certainly Nibon, wasn't it?
Look, it's my first obon.
I want to send that person a good osenko.
There is an important summer that I want to remember.
Nibonmimai's Japanese action for your heart and soul osenko.
I guess this is what it's like to love a short room.
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First of all, about Chiaki's colored pencil problem, if you don't mind, please.
I just asked the manufacturer.
It is said that colored pencils are placed for small children to learn the color "white".
And it is said that by applying colored pencils "white" to white paper, it will be glossy and the work will have a texture.
Therefore, colored pencils are necessary.
Mr. Hirata!
I looked up various words for "gunkanmaki" and so on.
Well, it got its name from something similar to "gunkan".
In 1964, at a high-end sushi restaurant in Ginza,
Mr. Qubey answered customers' requests for "ikura" sushi and called it "gunkanmaki".
However, it was before the war in 1964, so it was referred to as such a ship.
It was referred to as a nasty name.
Now we have to say "self-defense ship", don't we?
No, we don't say "self-defense ship" that much.
In addition, Mr. Hirata, could you tell us about your clothes?
In fact, I used to live in Koinji, and I once asked a clothing store nearby.
Yes, you did.
In fact, most of the price of clothes is actually the machine used for making clothes or the cost of making clothes process.
S, M, L sizes have different amount of fabric.
In fact, from the whole, there is a slight difference.
On the contrary, how much "S" or "L" sizes are sold will cost you the management fee and human rights fee.
So, in fact, it will cost you money.
I see. Did you all agree with me?
Of course we did.
Yobitai Goi Itomo Cup!
This week, it's one-grant. Throw it and stack it up.
Here we go! Ready, start!
Please check it out. It's on Sunday evening.
What about the movie "Singleton"?
The movie "Love" starring Masao will be released on the 23rd.
I've never done it before, but I'm doing it for the first time on this show.
Yes, Sakana-kun too.
I'm traveling with you guys.
That's right.
Please watch it.
See you tomorrow. Good night.