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Itomo is wild today too!
The telephone guest is Rinka!
It's amazing!
It's the first variety show since its creation!
In Katori's suspicious demand, music columnist Makita Sports breaks the rule of hit songs!
I didn't care!
Last Thursday, there was a press conference for "27 hours"
Everyone was talking about whatever they wanted
It was great!
I think the tension was too high
Since the theme is "unity", we've been united in this press conference
For "27 hours", we've prepared 5 big plans that will unite you
1.3 million people will participate in "Iitomo Grand Prix"
"FNS Anner Star" "Kayo Grand Prize"
Super Telephone Shopping
Grass Thrower Tsuesu's 100km Marathon
Sure thing, big head.
This is recruited from all over the country, anywhere is fine, right?
Yes.
It's okay between a couple, it's okay at school, it's okay in kindergarten, it's good if you study.
Yes.
We're recruiting everything.
Yes.
And there's a grand prix, right?
Yes.
It's a luxury product.
Would you like to do it, announcer Taisho Kayo?
Yes, I would.
Yes.
Well, although there is an audition, it will be decided, but I'm looking forward to this year as well.
There is an audition and the song representative will be decided, right?
That's right.
Wow.
Suddenly, a junior and me will be doing it.
Ah, really.
Oh, you are.
Yes, yes, yes.
We have a tailor shop working for us.
Yes.
We will run.
Of course.
With the ultimate turning of wheels.
Hm.
Shingo, you do it.
Yes.
I will run, so you, Kayo Taisho, do it.
Hahaha.
But it's a marathon of 100 km, and it's the first time for someone who ran 100 km and said such a thing.
After the race, I asked myself "Is it really okay?"
It's easy, isn't it?
I want you all to pay attention to it.
It's really easy.
How far can you run with ease?
It doesn't make sense even if it's easy.
No, but it's not easy.
It's not easy at all.
I've only run 10 km.
No, you haven't.
Really.
Why are you so confident?
I don't know.
10 km is twice as much as 20 km.
Yes.
Let's reduce 10 km by 10 times.
We will do our best in 27 hours.
Please support us.
Narikiri Girls Collection
Again today, Naomi-chan will appear in "Marui Guest" collection.
"Marui Guest" is a corner where you can get hints about gestures and expressions.
Again today, we have a "answerer" guest with us.
"Answerer" guest is...
Isn't it every week?
I think it would be good if you said it from the beginning.
"Answerer" guest is...
Sugi-chan!
I've got you now!
Oh, Sugi-chan!
Oh, it's you!
Are you really wild?
Yes, I'm wild!
The other day, Sugi-chan went to rent a video.
She borrowed 10 DVDs and put them in the return box next to the cash register.
Why?
She spent 3 hours choosing 10 DVDs.
I wanted to see that!
You're wild!
Let's go!
You wear it every week and announce that you're wild every week.
Today, you're not wearing it anymore.
Next week, you'll wear it again.
This is the pressure.
First of all, we'll show you a picture of you wearing it.
Here it is!
It's a secret magic doll costume.
It's a yurukawa costume you wear at an amusement park.
We'll buy this costume and you'll wear it.
Let's see it!
Yuruka is like this.
It's tight, isn't it?
It's tight.
I fixed it, but it's tight.
This line is...
This pink part and...
This pink part.
And I added this part on the back.
You added a lot this time.
I'm worried about the length of the skirt.
I'm worried.
How is it inside? Is it okay?
I'm wearing this kind of fluffy pants.
Thank you.
You're good.
What is it?
It's pretty cute.
It's cute.
From now on, Naomi will be a bad guest.
"Being a bad guest" time, start!
That's how it is.
Today...
That face!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
I'd like to introduce the guest's information.
Let's go!
Let's go safely!
Right?
How did you do it?
For example...
You're a bad guest.
How did you do it?
Really...
Let me out of here.
You're rude.
Now, the reason for your debut is...
You passed the audition twice and passed the music school.
Did you fail the first audition?
That's right.
I've always admired you.
Wait a minute.
Aren't there a lot of guests in that dressing room?
That's true.
It happens.
There are only two or three left.
It happens.
That's right.
You failed the first audition.
You finally passed the second audition.
By the way, what do you do for auditions?
That's right.
Acting practice...
Acting audition...
Singing...
Dancing...
I see.
Let me explain.
Here are the animals you look like.
Oh, she's cute.
Chihuahua.
Do you say that a lot?
I do say it a lot.
My friends tell me to imitate it.
I want to imitate it!
Can you do it for us?
Yes!
Can you imitate Chihuahua for us?
Yes!
Please!
What? What?
I haven't asked you about the quality of your imitation.
You said you imitate Chihuahua.
Now, we will let you know the answer only for the audience here.
Today's guest is this person!
Hello, hello.
Are you told you look like Chihuahua?
Chihuahua?
I look like Chihuahua.
You passed the audition twice and got lucky for the second time.
I see.
So you failed the first time and...
How old do you think you are?
11 years old.
What?
11 years old?
Wait a minute, please.
11 years old?
11 years old!
Do you know Marui Guest?
You don't look like him at all!
We don't look alike!
But I think we do look alike.
Like the way you talk.
The way I talk?
Yes, yes.
The way I talk, right?
You're always so happy.
The most recent big incident is...
This one!
We got together at the wrong meeting time and hurriedly ran away.
How did you get it wrong?
It was at work.
Before we went to work, we all got together and decided to go somewhere.
We got it wrong at that meeting time and hurriedly ran away.
You changed your character.
What?
What did you say?
Let's say you got it wrong between 1 pm and 3 pm.
Oh, like that!
So you went out of the house and realized it, and you ran away.
I ran away.
To the station.
What was it like? From realizing it to running away.
Please tell us.
I got it.
Ah, I slept well.
I'll show you my new heel.
I'm sorry.
Yes, that's it.
Yes, the trendy part.
So, you got the time wrong.
What time did you get it wrong?
You got it wrong.
You thought it was too late.
And you got it wrong.
You don't usually run like this or rush like this, do you?
I'll give you a hint.
You're not good at exercising.
I'm not good at exercising.
Yes, please wait a moment.
Now, what I've been curious about lately is...
Yes.
This!
You're curious about elections, right?
Yes.
Of course, there's also congressmen and congresswomen...
That way!
Is it like that?
It's like that.
I'm still a minor, so I don't have any rights.
Rights?
Yes. When I grow up, I definitely want to vote.
Even though you're not interested in elections, you're curious about various things, right?
Yes, I'm curious about it.
I'm curious about it.
Is there a politician you're curious about?
Um... Ms. Reiko.
As a woman, too.
I see.
It's different from what I thought.
Now!
As I thought, you're curious about this, right?
How is it?
Do you think you can do it?
You're nervous.
You're anxious, right?
When it comes to elections...
When it's not an election and when you're among members...
Is it like that?
Is it a little tense?
It's not like that, but...
You're all nervous, right?
I want you all to do your best!
Ah, it's like that.
Now!
It's like that.
Now, who is it?
Ah, I'm nervous!
Who is it?
With that said...
The special skill is this!
You can call Ms. Anago, who appears in "Fazai-san", in 8 seconds!
Yes.
What is it?
It's a special skill.
Is that so?
Yes.
You can call her in 8 seconds?
Yes, I can call her in 8 seconds.
Then...
Can I call you in 8 seconds?
Yes!
You can, right?
Yes!
Then, let's begin!
Ms. Anago, in 8 seconds...
Please!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten!
Okay!
It's Ms. Anago!
Her hair!
Thank you!
Her hair is amazing!
Ms. Anago, you've grown up!
It's like that, right, Ms. Anago?
I think it's a little different, but...
You've become a real guest!
Are you good at drawing?
Yes!
You like drawing, don't you?
Mr. Anamo, can you do it in 8 seconds?
Mr. Anamo, please do it in 8 seconds!
One!
Two!
It's okay to use other names?
What else?
Suneo.
Suneo might be a little…
Why is it always Suneo, not the main character?
Let's use this one.
In 8 seconds.
Let's do it in 8 seconds.
Suneo, please do it in 8 seconds!
One! Two!
Three!
Four!
One, two, three, four, five...
Wow, there's a lot of tea here.
Here it is.
Anagosunewa, anagosunewa.
Now, then...
When you said "five seconds", I was wondering where you wrote it.
At that speed, I couldn't see it, so I was wondering where you wrote it.
When you said "five seconds", I was wondering where you wrote it.
Oh, you already said it, didn't you?
Now, who wrote this "the weather is bothering me" and "it's round"?
Everyone, please write it together!
Right now...
Sashiko is in 4th place!
4th place is amazing!
Isn't it 5th place?
It's not 5th place!
It's a correct result!
Really?
Sashiko is in 4th place, right?
That's right!
It's crazy!
It's not crazy!
Sashiko was in 1st place in the beginning, right?
In the beginning?
Didn't you pass her?
No, it's not like that!
Last year, she was in 7th place, but this year, she's in 9th place!
So, I think she'll be in blue this year, too!
That's right!
So, this election will be decided by Kazuo Umezu's cosplay!
Thank you for your support!
"Waratte Iitomo" is sponsored by GORAMO.
Let me introduce our guests for tomorrow.
- Hello? - She's not answering.
- Hello? - Thank you for editing.
- Thank you. It's close now. - There's a little noise. Where are you now?
- I'm on the move now. - On the move? I see.
- Yes. That's right. I'm sorry. - Do you know Rika? Have you met her before?
- I don't know her that well, but I remember her a little. - Then...
- Oh, I'm sorry. Nice to meet you. - Huh?
- I'm Rika. - I'm sorry. I'm rooting for you.
- Thank you. - Oh, yes! Yes!
- I've been watching you. - Oh, thank you.
- Is it okay if I don't see you tomorrow? - Yes, of course. Thank you.
- Oh, then I'll be waiting for you tomorrow. - Nice to meet you.
- Thank you.
- Let's have an outdoor class later today! - Okay!
- Every time, we invite teachers who make your heart pound, and we have a suspicious class! - Okay!
- Today, we have a multi-guest, Mayu-yu, and we asked them to come as well! - Okay!
- Would you like to run across a crosswalk? - Yes!
- Yes!
- Ah, thank you. - Yuzami-chan!
- Now, what is your relationship with Sashiko? - What do you mean? We are all seniors.
- You are all seniors? - We are all seniors.
- Eh, you are juniors? - That's right. Sashara is a junior.
- AKB, there are five of you over there. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Now, this time, we have invited a teacher like her.
- She analyzes all kinds of hit songs of J-pop from her own point of view.
- Music club... Music columnist, Ms. Makita Sports.
Ms. Makita Sports, you're a music columnist, right?
Yes, that's right.
You're a comedian, aren't you?
No, I'm a music columnist.
Since when have you been a columnist?
Well, it's been about half a year now.
Let's first look at your profile.
42 years old, Ms. Makita Sports.
In the past 30 years, she has been ranked high on the Oricon chart for her analysis of J-pop songs that have won more than 1,000 songs.
Ms. Makita Sports has won the Tokyo Sports Film Awards and Entertainment Awards.
Wow!
Thank you.
Ms. Makita Sports, you're familiar with such hit songs.
Can you tell us why that famous song that everyone knows of became such a hit?
I see.
I'd like to know.
Sure, let's tell you.
Sure.
I'd like to know.
Sure, let's tell you.
Sure.
Here is Ms. Makita Sports' business theme.
The law of hit songs.
Hit songs have laws.
That's right.
If you look back at my past and analyze various J-pop songs,
you'll see that the patterns they use are generally similar.
Yes.
So if you combine this and that, you'll get a hit song if you do as I say.
What?
Because you say things like that, don't you?
You're curious, aren't you?
I'm curious.
You're curious, aren't you?
I'll do as you say.
I'll tell you.
What is the law of hit songs?
Let's take a look at an example of a hit song with multiple hits.
Here it is.
The law of hit songs.
What does this mean?
Let's take a look.
Here it is.
Japanese love code.
A minor, F, G, C.
Teacher, what is this?
Yes.
Komuro Tetsuya...
I love this chord sync.
I made a lot of hits with it.
I mass-produced it.
What is A minor?
A minor is like this...
F...
G...
C...
By the way, Komuro's sound is a little...
It is, isn't it?
It is!
It is, isn't it?
But since Komuro Tetsuya-san used it, there are more and more people who use it explosively.
Komuro-san, of course, it is a chord progression that has existed before.
Before...
Yes.
So, for example, let's do it.
Yes.
♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Words can't do it ♪
Words can't do it.
That's right.
Even before Komuro-san used it, it was a chord that Japanese people loved.
I love it.
If you say this in Komuro-san's song, what kind of song will it be?
Yes, let's do it.
♪ Goodbye and tough ♪
♪ Alone ♪
♪ Eyes that don't melt ♪
♪ Holding a puzzle ♪
♪ Masquerade ♪
♪ It's about to burn out ♪
♪ Because it melts ♪
Is it Japanese song?
It's not Japanese song, but Japanese people love it.
When Japanese people listen to it, they like it unconditionally.
When we sing this song, we want to sing together.
Are there any other artists besides Komuro Produce?
Yes, there are.
Let's see.
We run and run.
The sweat flows as it is.
I'm always thinking about you.
No matter how much time passes, I'll be by your side anytime.
Just crying and laughing.
Just being next to you.
It's also in the AKB.
Like Aitakata or something like that.
Oh, I see.
Wow.
Aitakata! Please vote for us!
However, there is another rule.
AKB48's hit song rule.
Is there a rule?
Here is what AKB's rule is.
Canon code.
C, G, A minor, E minor, F, C, F, G.
Canon is a song composed by Perferbel.
He is a great western musician who influenced Bach.
Canon's code progression is often used in Japanese hit songs.
AKB uses it in many ways.
Really?
I think this is AKB's rule.
It's not a rule.
Mr. Tamo, who loves music, what is Canon like?
There are many classical songs, right?
Classical, yes.
It's a cycle.
That's right.
It's a cycle code.
Cycle code.
Repeat, repeat.
It's amazing that they made this code in the past.
That's right.
It's a rule.
As you said, it's a cycle.
The bass line is a cycle.
Japanese love rules like that.
Rules like that.
That's why I call it a uniform code.
Uniform.
If you wear a uniform, everyone will be at ease.
I like the feeling of being protected by uniforms and rules like that.
AKB.
It's AKB.
And Canon code.
That's right.
What kind of song is AKB?
Teacher, please.
This program was brought to you by Seikyo.
So far we have learned about the laws of a hit song.
Next up is this!
To make a hit song, if you put a canon code on it, you can make a wide story about Sun-chan!
Let's take a look. Here it is!
This is the most representative part. "I threw away the cap on my own."
That's embarrassing!
And here's the next part. "It's coke, but it's "daze."
"It's coke, but it's "daze."
Even if you read it, it's "world," isn't it?
That's right.
What can we do to make it a great song?
If you look at Canon's code progression, it will definitely last only half a year, but it will last for two years.
Two years!
A human life will last for two years.
That will be a touching event.
Canon's code and Japanese people's favorite code will also be included.
Yes, Japanese people's favorite code will also be included as an option.
He will make it for you.
It's amazing!
Sugi-chan's "I threw away the cap," please!
I'll show you my wild side.
I've already shown you.
I threw away the cap on my own.
Even though I didn't drink it all up, I threw away the cap on my own.
It's too early for that.
Let's go to the 2018 MA-1 Grand Prix!
Ready, set, go!
Who wants to know more about the CD?
"Sumasuma Complete Book Vol. 1" will be released on 15/29.
One book per month, so please buy 5 books.
Did you bump into each other again?
Yes, we bumped into each other again!
But both of our songs are good, so I'm happy.
Then we will see you again tomorrow!