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On Monday morning, Wild Dazee Musugi-chan is aiming for "Dragon Language Grand Prize"!
To be honest, you're aiming for "Dragon Language Grand Prize" this year, right?
Yes.
No matter what kind of demand you have, you're a candidate, right?
Definitely.
Then, there's a possibility you'll be "Zei".
There is. You have to decide.
That's what "Dragon Language" is about.
That's what it's about.
I see.
Will it be "Honyarara Zei" or "Wild"...
Will it be "Wild" or "Dazei"?
Oh, I see.
"Honyarara Dazei" is a good name, right?
I see.
Because it's easy to use.
Because it's versatile.
Yes, yes.
If you win it, will you get something in return?
I'm not sure about that.
Will you get something in return?
Symbols and...
Like a shield?
Yes, like a shield.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes.
Well, I'm happy about it.
You didn't win it, did you?
You haven't won anything yet.
I haven't won anything yet.
Right?
But...
You could have won something.
Like a best guest list.
It's like me and Tsune-san from ANA-NISEI-NO-NEKU are fighting right now.
Oh, you're right.
There are several categories of best guest list, so I think we have it now.
Do you have it?
Is it okay if it's short?
Best guest list...
It's like a dream. A lot of shows...
are coming out.
I'll be busy this year.
You're already busy.
I'm not busy.
You can't make it in time for the story.
The story is already...
I've already talked about it with various writers.
Writers?
How much are you talking about?
The number of stories is quite high.
It's high.
There are no stories. It's not something you can make in the first place.
You made it with your own voice, right?
That's right.
That's really...
And...
The afternoon tea that Juniors made for me...
I drink it in the morning.
That's...
A person from Tohoshinki...
imitated me at a concert.
That's amazing.
And Tohoshinki's audience said...
Sugi-chan, you're amazing. You're imitating me.
It came to me like an international level.
Don't you call a country woman "Sugi-chan"?
I do it sometimes.
Oh, it's not Sugi-chan.
I'll be a different person.
I'm explaining it.
That's right.
What was it like a year ago?
A year ago...
I was doing an idol's "Sugi-chan".
What was it like?
I was wearing a gold and silver costume.
The intro of "Hold Me Tight Tonight" by Toshi-chan was playing.
I danced for 12 seconds.
I did a free talk with my own voice.
I said "thank you" and left.
Did you like it?
I did like it, but...
Even after half a year, I stopped laughing.
When I left, I thought it was dangerous.
An idol has graduated.
From now on...
"I'm Johansson." "You're wild. I'll show you."
I came out and danced and I got it.
Oh, that's right! That's how you became wild.
I started saying a little wild things and I got it.
No, I mean, I've been on TV for a while and...
Well, my house has been found out.
What?
A little boy.
40,000 yen?
42,000 yen in rent.
Your house has been found out.
That's right. And there's something I'm in trouble with.
Well...
It's an apartment on the first floor.
Well...
The laundry door is a little wet every day.
On a sunny day...
I came back and said, "I'm a little wet."
"Why?" I thought.
Because of the children in the neighborhood.
Well...
Somehow, from a distance, like a horse...
"How far will it reach?" It seems like he was doing something like that.
Just...
Whether it will reach or not is...
It was Sui-chan's laundry door.
Every day, he's saying something like, "This guy is a wild man."
It seems like he's betting on it.
He knows and does it.
Well...
That's right. There's only one of these.
When I leave it like this on a day off...
It's not dry yet.
It's still fresh.
I always wear a wet one and let it dry at room temperature.
Wild.
It was open for about a year, but it's only one stop away from the station.
It's not that expensive.
It's only one stop away from Shinjuku, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I was wondering why, but in March, Sugi-chan had her own room.
There's a place where you can put something like a kadan.
There was a flower and sunflower there.
There might have been something there.
Yes, there might have been.
There might have been something there.
It's okay there.
I don't see anything of the devil.
Do you often walk?
That's different.
I don't know if it's sad or not.
It's an age, isn't it?
It's just an age.
There was an accident or an incident on the site.
There is a mark on the map of the property.
There is a red mark.
There is no accident or incident here.
There is a site like that.
If there is an accident or incident here,
Tokyo will be completely red.
Why is that?
It will be completely red.
That's right.
The place where I live will be completely red.
It used to be like that in the past.
Do you have a spirit?
I don't have a spirit at all.
I want one.
What?
I don't know if it's true or not.
Thank you for letting me do it.
It's not Kokkuri-san, but was it Cupid-san at that time?
Yes, it is.
Cupid-san and his friends were doing it, and Sugi-chan was excited.
They were excited.
When they were doing it, Cupid-san cut the passage that Cupid-san entered sideways.
Then, even though the audience was enjoying it, suddenly the letters started to move.
I want Sugiyama Eiji's blood.
Here it is!
What did you do?
What? What?
Isn't it funny?
I'll run over there for a moment.
Oh, that's it!
I cut the passage!
It's not "dazei", it's "tama".
It's like a dream where you can't be dealt with by anyone and you get ignored by "tama-san"
It's like being asked "were you still there?"
It's scary.
It's a nightmare. It's scary, isn't it?
But it's cheap, isn't it? 40,000 yen.
42,000 yen, yes.
It's underground.
It's underground, yes.
Where I lived before, there was a room that you couldn't tell if it was new or not.
It's cheap, isn't it?
I lived there with my ex-girlfriend, so it was about 90,000 yen.
She dumped you, didn't she?
Yes, she dumped me.
What happened there?
When I took a bath, there was a "jabara", or "ghii", which is a bath with nine letters.
It's not "jabara", it's "kakodeon".
Yes, "kakodeon" and "ghii" are in the bath, right?
I always washed my hair in front of it.
And when I started washing my hair, it became "go" with nine letters and "kon" hit me every time.
And like this...
What is this?
And I put it back like this...
And when I started washing my hair again, it became "kon" again.
And suddenly, the electricity went out.
What?
What do you think this is?
So you can't tell if it's built or not.
It's a strange structure, and it's a second floor, but there's a floor and a window at the same height as the floor.
What?
If you sleep with the window open because it's hot, you may fall down.
It's a strange room.
What?
Normally, there's a window around here, right?
There's a window from below.
There's a big window from below.
It's like "sashi".
It's like "sashi", right?
Yes.
There's no veranda.
What?
Ah! There's no veranda!
What? Her butt! Her butt is weird!
Scary! Scary!
Ah, that's weird! Weird!
That's right! And the bathroom and the bedroom are connected, and there's a gap between the bathroom and the bedroom wall.
So all of the bathroom smells like a bedroom.
I don't know why!
And what surprised me there was that, "Oh, it's coming in little by little."
Huh? On its own?
On its own!
And then, what do you do?
I mean, it's in a check.
What?
When you sleep a lot, it goes "ga-ga-ga"
Check?
Huh? What do you do?
Huh? It comes in even when you're asleep?
She's there too, right?
She's there too.
So, what surprised me was that, at the end, when you leave the room like this, and you say goodbye to your parents,
your wife says, "You know, when she was here, you know, that room was really dirty, but now that you're out, you've really cleaned it up, and thank you."
I said, "Why do you know?"
It's completely coming in.
It came in even when you were there?
Sometimes it did.
Huh?!
What do you do?
And then?
And then, "Oh, you're there?"
"You're there?!" What do you do?
It's crazy!
Ryoya is the worst, isn't he?