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(I'm not lying, I'm not lying)
I'm not lying, I'm not lying!
I'm sorry, I said it.
I said "signal car" and you said "car".
This is a live broadcast.
Now...
Are you ready to stand by?
Today's guest is also a "answerer" guest.
It's Sugi-chan! Please come in!
Every week!
You should have been there from the beginning!
No, it's not like that!
Every time, Sugi-chan's heart rate goes up and comes out!
It's like "Again?!"
Hey, what's wrong?
First of all, we'll show you a picture of Malphinest in his costume, hiding his face.
It's this person!
He's cool, isn't he?
He's cool!
He's got his eyes shut, isn't he?
Yes.
Now, we'll buy this costume and give it to Naomi.
We'll do all sorts of fine-tuning.
Fine-tuning?
Yes.
Now, let's have him appear!
Here he is!
There's a goldfish like this, right?
It's expensive, isn't it?
I didn't know, it's amazing.
It's heavy.
Hello.
What are you wearing, guest?
It's like that.
Isn't the belt high?
I'm adjusting the belt.
I made a hole in the end.
It's barely there.
Where is it?
It doesn't turn.
It doesn't turn and it's barely there.
It's amazing.
Okay, guest.
First of all, it's the point of the show.
It's like that.
It's like that, right?
His mouth is like that.
It's super cute.
It's not far away.
What?
I'm holding down the part you're holding down.
Okay, today's point.
It's a chic monotone outfit.
It's monotone, though.
Yes.
People around me say I'm stylish.
So I think I'm stylish.
People around you say you're stylish?
Yes, they do.
Really?
Do you usually wear monotone outfits like this?
I do.
There are parts I want to look mature.
So I dressed up and dressed up.
Are you like a kid?
No, no, I'm not like a kid.
You are still young.
Of course I'm young.
The first question is...
The reason for your debut is...
Your mother told you to chase your dream one more time.
Yes.
Did you give up once?
That's right.
When I was in elementary school, I wanted to be an idol.
But my dream didn't come true.
I didn't do anything in elementary school.
But my mother told me to chase my dream one more time.
So I'm doing my best.
The first half and the second half are different.
So you want to do it one more time.
Yes, I want to do my best.
Your dream came true, right?
Yes, that's right.
It might have been good.
In Dirt...
What are you doing?
As a guest, you can't do that.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
Let me introduce today's guest.
She is...
She is very much like today's guest.
Oh! What do you mean?
Hello!
Please wait a moment.
At that time, my club was...
Dance club!
Since elementary school.
I've always been dancing. I was really good at dancing.
At the time, speed dancing was really popular.
I used to do speed dancing a lot.
Ah, is that so?
Yes.
Then can you show me?
Ah, sure.
Excuse me?
No, no.
Ah, is that so?
Isn't it a little different?
Ah, it's cute.
Speed...
It's young.
That's right.
It's true that Speed-san looks up to me.
Ah, really?
It's a little small here, but can you dance for me a little?
Yes.
Hm?
Come on, come on.
Ah, it's like...
Ah, it's a little small here, but can you dance for me a little?
Yes.
It's completely different.
I'm sorry!
Do you really think so?
I do.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know at all.
What makes you angry recently is...
You don't know how to turn off your alarm and it keeps ringing.
Ah, this is another cute episode.
I always use my cell phone alarm, but I don't know how to turn it off and I've been angry since morning.
I can't imagine it, but how do you get angry?
It keeps ringing and I'm like "Ah, it's annoying! What should I do? Ah, I don't know! Ah!"
But you got off before you threw it, didn't you?
Yes, I was that angry.
Every day...
The sweat around your mouth is terrible!
Ah, it's hot!
Thank you!
Is it okay?
That's right, but it keeps ringing and I don't know how to turn it off.
Was there a "smooth" and "repeatable" mode?
Both are "smooth", right?
I don't know anymore.
How about you?
I can't stop it.
Do you say something like "shit" or "ugh" when you're angry?
Who is it?
You wrap it in a towel and say "who is it?"
I see.
That episode is cute.
You wrap it in a towel and say "what?"
I could tell by your face.
What?
By your face?
You could tell by my face?
I could tell.
That's a charm point!
That's amazing!
You know that?
It's not like you!
Then it's not like you!
It's not like you!
Here's your charm point!
You say "who is it?"
You've done it before.
She says it all the time.
Who is it?
It's normal for you.
I thought you'd do it.
You say it all the time.
Right?
I don't know.
And!
Who is your closest friend?
Nashihara.
Yes.
I think we're together almost every day.
Are you good friends?
Yes, we're good friends.
Yes.
Do you usually eat out together?
Not only eat out, but also eat out every day.
Eat out together?
Yes.
I see.
Do you usually eat out together?
Yes.
I've never eaten out with you.
No, you have!
I've never eaten out with you.
Yes, you have.
You don't, do you?
Yes, I do!
Do you talk a lot?
If you're next to me, I'll talk to you.
It doesn't seem like you two are that close.
Now, please draw!
Please come forward.
Itano-san, Itano-san, Tomochi, Akkina, Itano-san.
Akkina.
Akkina-san, it's Ahiruguchi.
Are you always together?
Please come forward.
It's totally for two people.
You started dancing in elementary school?
Yes, I started dancing in elementary school.
Have you ever gone to a private school?
Yes, I have.
Have you?
Yes, I have.
Aren't you being too polite?
We are both polite, aren't we?
Now, we have a teacher, but there are only teachers who are going to say crazy things.
This time, we have a second teacher.
The author of the manga "Damens Walker", Mr. Kurata Maemu!
Now, Ms. Kurata, first of all, here is your introduction.
Today's "Extremely Healthy" Mr. Kurata Maemu is 40 years old.
The author of "Damens Walker" with sales of more than 1.5 million copies.
The number of women he interviewed as "Damens" is more than 1,000.
Is that so?
Yes.
Do you know many "Damens" and the woman who dated "Damens"?
Yes, I know most of them in Japan.
You know most of them in Japan.
I know most of them just by looking at you.
I know.
He is a bad guy.
And I feel like I'm going to date a bad guy.
When you came last time, you said that "Damens" have many bad people.
That's too much.
Here you are.
That's amazing.
The woman who gets caught in "Damens".
That's amazing.
Ms. Junia, you are "Damens" with a clean skin.
Ms. Tanaka, you are "Damens" with a bad taste.
What do you mean "Damens"?
It doesn't mean anything is "Damens", does it?
That's right.
Ms. Junia, you are chosen as "Damens" with a clean skin.
What do you think of it, Ms. Junia?
I'm not "Damens" with a clean skin.
If you ask me, I can lick you around here.
Is that a problem?
Ms. Tanaka, you are "Damens" with a bad taste, too.
There are many things like cats, horse racing, baseball, and so on.
It's okay if you are "Damens" with a good taste.
It's a little heavy, isn't it?
It's heavy.
Your hobby is heavy.
Let's move on to today's class topic.
"Are you okay? The latest bad woman check".
Bad woman check.
Yes.
Not only bad men, but also bad women have been paying attention to you recently.
That's right. Recently, I've been doing a series called "Bad Men's Walker Neo".
Neo.
In that series, I don't draw bad men, but bad women.
Wow, that's good.
In the past...
That's good.
I'm not happy about it, but...
I don't want you to catch me.
In the past, bad women were easy to understand, like a witch or a moneylender.
But now, they seem normal at first glance, but in reality, there are more bad hidden women.
It's a little hard to understand.
That's right. Bad men are easily fooled.
They fall for you.
Yes.
Let's see what kind of bad women there are.
This one.
Self-proclaimed "saba-saba" woman.
She thinks she's "saba-saba" herself.
Yes, there is.
Yes, there isn't a woman who's as passionate about herself as such a woman.
There isn't.
Such a person isn't "saba-saba" at all.
All of them are very "unazuki" and say "saba-saba".
"saba-saba" like "I'm "saba-saba" right?
I think some of you have friends like that.
Yes, there are.
Some of you are "unazuki" and say "saba-saba" yourself.
Yes, there are.
Such people are very "nechi-nechi" and do difficult things when they are about to break up.
So, when a man goes out with a self-proclaimed "saba- saba" woman, he will have painful eyes.
Ten times more painful than what he did.
Scary.
I've seen it.
Why do you say "saba-saba"?
It's easy to say "saba-saba" sometimes.
I've seen it in the past.
Saba-saba
When girls get presents and it's time to say goodbye, they say "give me back all of it".
All of it?
Yes.
It's common for men.
Yes, it is.
When it's time to say goodbye and cheat a little, it's hard for girls to get back at you.
You say "saba-saba" and it's time to say goodbye and it's hard for girls to get back at you.
That's right.
I've heard about cheating a little.
But it was all sent to the company by mail bombs.
What?
To the boss of the company.
To the whole company.
You've done such a terrible thing!
If I had sent it, would you have received it?
Of course I would have received it.
Of course I would have sold it all.
And I would have entered the room.
But you said "saba-saba" at first.
But now you say "saba-saba" like that.
But now I say "saba-saba" like that.
So as an example of how you said goodbye,
you entered his room without his permission and broke things in his room.
And you covered your computer's keyboard with mayonnaise.
I covered it with ketchup and mayonnaise.
I did all kinds of things.
We have one more topic now.
New type of cheeky woman
What does it mean?
In the past, cheeky women had a lot of exposure and it was easy to understand.
But now, it's normal and it's dangerous for a woman who doesn't look like it.
One of them is here today.
Who do you think is "new type of cheeky woman"?
Who is it?
I don't like it!
Sashara Rino Channel!
I like people who are united, and I definitely won't!
I think you're right!
But, Rino-chan doesn't want to hurt people, or make people disappointed.
So, it's easy for people who think "I can do it too" to approach you.
There are a lot of mistakes.
If you make a lot of mistakes, you'll make a lot of mistakes.
Also, if you go too far without wanting to hurt people, it can be dangerous.
So, I tried not to break the first barrier.
You just made me think of weird things.
I just put "sashara-san" in Rino-chan's memo.
Stop it!
How is Itano-san when you are with her?
How is she like?
I don't know much about her.
You don't know much about her.
We don't know much about each other.
We are so close that we don't know what to do.
You have been saying "sashara-san" all the time.
We are close, but...
How is she like?
Is she a bad... bad woman?
Do you know?
I don't know much about her, so I'll say "bad woman" right away.
Bad woman
We have introduced "bad woman", but...
What kind of woman can be liked by both same-sex and non-sex?
This one!
A woman who can do "ponerara".
What do you think it is?
A woman who can be liked by both same-sex and non-sex.
A woman who can do "tsukubari".
"Tsukubari"!
Hmm...
It's more like...
this!
Everyone does it recently, doesn't they?
Cooking!
Do you?
No!
It's liked by men, but not by women, right?
Oh, I see!
That's strict!
When you take a picture with her...
What?
When you take a picture with her...
When you take a picture with her?
A woman who can do "sampatsu" (three shots)
Sampatsu?!
Photography?!
No, no...
You are too quick!
Why "sampatsu"?
I don't know!
You are too quick!
When you take a picture with her...
A woman who can do "sampatsu" (three shots)
Do you like her?
When you take a picture with her...
That's a wild answer!
When you take a picture with her...
A smile?
A smile!
It's not only about a smile, is it?
What?
Looking up!
Men should like it!
The correct answer is...
This one!
I see!
I totally get it!
She has a weird face!
Girls like men who can do this kind of things.
And girls like men who can do this kind of things.
And men can do weird faces as well, as long as it doesn't go too far.
But I can do weird faces as well.
You don't do weird faces?
That's weird!
You can do weird faces.
Can you do it?
Isn't it too weird?
It's crazy!
It's embarrassing!
It's Naomi with a weird face.
Please do it!
When you said "Tomohichi", it was a bit weak.
Show us! Show us!
Cute!
Which of you has changed the least?
I think Shona hasn't had enough courage.
I think she should change more.
So, Sasuko's change was good?
It was short.
No, it wasn't short!
It was long, wasn't it?
I think she has changed a lot.
She has changed a lot.
Can you be a little cuter?
This is difficult.
But if you change your personality, you will like both same-sex and opposite-sex people.
That's right.
So far, we have introduced "new type damage" and "new type damage" as well.
This one!
Too young man.
Get out of the way!
It's a matter of safety.
But you're still a kid!
That's right, I'm still a kid.
You have to be careful!
How bad can it be?
It's not that bad.
The teacher said that there is a new type "no good" in here.
Yes, there is!
Please announce it!
If you are like a boy, it's fine.
But you can't be too young.
What do you mean by "too young"?
In short, you can say you are too stubborn.
Adults need to learn flexibility.
So you can't be too stubborn.
What?
You are too young.
I'm not stubborn at all.
I'm not young.
I just run around.
That's fine.
There was something I was curious about last week.
I found it.
Is it here?
It's here.
In last week's Miracle Standard Show, we talked about being too stubborn.
When we talked about the most popular gag these days,
Waid said "daze, daze".
But Waid himself said "waid, daro".
That's...
Because it's Sato Koichi.
If Sato Koichi said "waid, daze",
as an entertainer,
you should say "from now on, I'll say "waid, daze" and get a round of applause.
That's the right thing to do, isn't it?
It's funny. It's funny and it's not good.
It's weird.
It's not good.
You are saying it in a different way.
It's not good.
You are too stubborn.
I'm not stubborn at all.
You don't have to be so stubborn.
You said "waid, daze" in your own book.
It's not good.
You should be flexible in that area.
As an entertainer, you have a long life.
You are too stubborn.
So, this is the conclusion of today's lecture.
If it continues like this, it will pass.
How many coins will be left in the end?
6 coins and 7 coins.
3... 2... 1...
There's something like this. Let's look it up later.
We lost so much!
Itano...
Here you go.
With me, Itano...
This Wednesday, April 25th...
The 3rd single...
"You Ten Years Later" will be released.
Yes, this Friday...
Taita Cinema Live...
8 cinemas around the country...
But at the same time...
We will broadcast our new work...
Like... "King of Comedy"... "Puppet Muppets"...
"Yes, yes" and more.
Thank you!