AISubs v3.7
Thank you, Japan! Thank you, America!
I'm New Boyz.
Thank you!
I'm Yoshimura Gyojin.
Each guest will dress up as a guest and appear on the show, so we'll have you guess who the guest is.
Are you okay, everyone?
It's tough, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
First of all, let me introduce you to our first guest.
It's Sugi-chan!
Are you really wild? Show me your wild side!
I'll show you my wild side!
I went to see a movie!
I watched the trailer and came back!
There are more movies I want to see!
The movie industry is stable!
Even with the virus, it's tough every week!
I can't keep up with the number of songs and the number of offers!
By the way, Sugi-chan's costume is just a long sleeve and long pants.
I want people to notice it!
First of all, we would like to introduce you to the picture of the round guest in costume with his face hidden.
Here it is!
He is a guest who is wearing a suit.
Cool!
He is a cool-looking person.
In this costume, Naomi is dressed up and appears.
Here it is!
You looked naked in the morning!
You can laugh now.
Don't talk.
You can relax now.
What's the point of today's show?
Yes, it's about being cool.
Like a cool woman.
That's what I think.
Like that?
Yes, like that.
Is it that provocative?
No, it's just how Naomi thinks of it.
By the way,
this is the point of today's show.
A cool, mature woman.
Yes, a cool woman.
Do I look cool?
Yes, you do.
Thank you!
You look like a villain.
I like your hat, too.
Thank you!
You're only saying that now.
That's what you think of me, right?
You're a gluttonous person.
I'm a gluttonous person.
First of all,
how did you debut as a guest?
When you were 15 years old, you applied for an audition for a magazine.
That's right.
Were you interested in that?
I was interested in this world.
I have a pretty good style.
So I applied for this world because I wanted to do a job that took advantage of my style.
It's been 7 years.
It's been 7 years, but you're okay?
Yes.
I see.
And you passed?
I passed and I'm still doing this job.
By the way, what kind of audition did you do?
I auditioned for dancing.
Dancing?
Like you did before.
That's right.
It's a little different.
I auditioned for a Japanese dance.
Can you show us a little?
Yes.
I'll show you a little Japanese dance.
What is this?
It's like this, right?
The guests think like this.
They think like this, right?
Yes, it's good.
It's difficult.
Where do you often go?
Paris and New York.
Do you go there often?
I go there often for work.
For work?
You don't go there in private?
I go there in private a little.
You go there for work a lot, don't you?
I go there for work.
Which is heavier, your chest or your belly?
My belly is heavier.
Is it you?
You often go to Paris and New York, don't you?
Yes, I go there often.
Which do you like better?
I like Paris better.
I go there more often in Paris.
Really?
Yes.
You go there more often in Paris?
Yes, I go there more often in Paris.
Do you often make a wish?
A wish?
It's hard for me to make a wish.
It's you!
Be a guest!
Now, we would like to introduce our guest.
Today's guest is this person!
Amazing!
His aura is amazing!
Can you speak normally?
Nice to meet you.
Please wait for a moment.
It's not easy for you to wear this person's clothes.
That's right.
This is like a suit.
There is also a set on top, but it costs 200,000 yen in total.
You receive it like this, and you put it back on like this.
It's perfect.
Ouch!
Amazing!
The similar animals are these.
Giraffes.
They say that a lot.
They say that a lot?
They say that a lot.
They say, "Do an impersonation!"
Then, can you show us a little?
Yes.
He's eating grass. He's eating grass.
He's eating grass, isn't he?
Yes.
Um...
Do you get that a lot? That you look like him?
You don't like that, do you?
You look like him a lot!
Thank you.
You do look like him.
That's why I said you do look like a giraffe.
Are you imitating a giraffe eating grass?
No, I'm imitating a giraffe standing still.
So you're saying you're thin.
What's been irritating you recently?
Your son got scolded and got angry.
Yes, he did.
What happened?
If you're not careful, you'll get scolded.
You'll get scolded?
You'll get scolded.
If you fix your shiny makeup, you'll sweat.
That's right.
Thank you.
You'll get scolded.
That's why you get angry.
How do you get scolded?
I don't want to eat anymore!
That's how it is.
What's wrong with your son?
He's been being bad-tempered lately.
What's wrong with you?
Is there a reason for that?
Ah, I see.
You go to the arcade and you can't play games for a long time because you're bad at it.
What's wrong with you?
It's kind of scary.
I see.
It's not like you're making a fuss about it, but...
Now, then...
What are your memories from middle school?
In middle school, you were 175cm tall!
You're huge!
That's right.
You're huge!
In three years of middle school, you grew 20cm!
What?!
That's terrible! My knees hurt so much!
I know, right?!
If that's true, then it's true, but...
How much did you actually grow?
Um, well...
Really 20cm?
Huh?
She fell!
She has a weird voice!
Huh? Can you talk?
I haven't changed my voice yet!
If you actually grew 20cm, did your knees hurt?
Knees and heart hurt.
Heart?!
Why heart?
In three years of middle school, you were 175cm...
How tall are you now?
That's right!
I don't know.
By the way, how tall are you now?
79cm!
1m79cm!
I don't know.
There you go!
Um, I can see the answer now.
Be careful.
You can't see it, right?!
I can!
You can't see it, right?!
Okay, then...
Please show us the answer!
Please choose one, Tsumori or Miyuki.
Tsumori, right?
If you choose either of them, you're wrong.
Tsumori, please choose one.
Toppo and Countryman.
This is my personal belonging.
Is the smell okay?
It's okay. The smell is okay.
Could you please do the "kirin" dance again?
I won't do it! I won't do it!
This is the "kirin" dance for Tomina!
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Now, this is an emergency plan.
Please answer what you think is the world's standard for various topics.
Our goal is to get all of us to answer.
Guests.
Tonight, at nine o'clock.
Locked up.
Room!
I'm going to solve the mystery of Ebisutsu.
I'm going to solve the mystery around me.
The three of us have different characters.
Our interactions become more interesting.
"Kagimania".
"It's perfect for Kagimania".
That's what Tamo-san said earlier.
Is that so?
More than that, my failure makes me laugh a lot.
You're already laughing.
I'm already laughing.
Tamo-san, you're drunk.
Yeah, because of the alcohol.
It was mixed and very interesting.
The other day, it was "Pogman", right?
It looked like a lot of fun.
Koichi-san, you were completely drunk, weren't you?
Well, you know...
Koichi-san, in the news...
Koichi-san became a college professor!
He became a college professor!
A 100-year professor.
I'll go once a year and say hello.
That's Koichi-san, Toda-san and Ono-kun's drama.
It starts at 9pm tonight, so make sure you watch it!
"Monthly Regular" is also a new format.
And the drama starts tonight, too.
With this game, let's work together and improve our teamwork!
Yes! We'll do our best!
This is the first time we're doing this for ten people.
Wow!
It's a miracle that ten of us are here!
Let's make a miracle happen today!
Yes!
And when the miracle happens, we'll give you this reward!
What is it?
[Commercial Break]
Can you explain this dish?
At this time of year, white asparagus is imported from Italy.
We use it for risotto.
It's a little bland, so we add a little bit of black pepper.
We also add grilled duck rinds and black pepper.
We mix it up and eat it.
We couldn't eat it last time.
That's right.
I helped you.
I want to eat it.
At that special time, the chef was being played by Nakai.
How was it, Nakai?
It was good.
Everyone, do your best for this reward!
Thank you!
Let's go.
First of all, let's look at 10 questions in total.
Here it is!
This is a classic.
A classic of rice ball ingredients.
A classic of design.
A classic of when you say "Tokyo Marumaru".
A tool of Doraemon.
A famous word of Suzuki.
A classic of a dog's name.
A classic of elementary school students' lessons.
Sushi stories.
A joke about animals.
A classic of comedian's jokes that are popular these days.
If you choose what matches and everyone matches perfectly, you can eat this lunch.
First of all, this topic is important. Aona-kun!
From this...
The theme that everyone will decide...
Then, number 5...
Number 5!
Music...
Wait!
It's hard.
If it was me, everyone would be free, right?
Yes.
Now, the audience's hands are separated.
Because it's the first time.
Everyone will do their best for the second time.
Now, let's look at them one by one.
Tanaka-san!
Yes?
The world's number one!
Ah, number one... but isn't number one number one?
If you think of Suzuki, it's number one.
Eh, isn't number one number one?
Right?
If you think of Suzuki, it's number one.
Now, what will happen?
Tanaka-san!
Suzuki Seigo-san!
Already, all of a sudden...
Sorry, this is my friend.
I don't know!
Friend? I don't know!
My friend, will Suzuki Seigo come out?
I don't know!
Naomi!
Yes!
Ah, it's here!
I also think of number one.
What did you only think of?
It's number one!
It's here!
Number one!
Yes!
Fuku-kun!
But it's Fuku-kun, right?
That's right! It's Suzuki-kun!
Suzuki-kun!
Next, Tam-san!
That's weird. It says "shake"!
Everyone said "out"!
Ono-kun!
Papa, I did it!
- Udo Suzuki! - Udo Suzuki!
- Koichi-san! - No, this is the only thing that has changed about me.
- Ichiro! - Yes! - Sugi-chan!
- Eh, you guys teamed up?! - Yes!
- Ugu-kun and Ichiro and Udo-chan and... and... here... - Babaya!
- Babaya!
- It's not a miracle!
Let's go for a miracle!
It's fun!
Mr. Tomo will choose the dog's name!
The dog's name that everyone can easily match is...
The dog's name is...
Father, do your best and think about it!
This sound is difficult.
Let's say it one by one.
Tanaka-san!
Yes!
Pochi!
Dominus!
There's still some time, so let's decide!
Let's decide!
The topic is...
Let's go decide!
Like what you've been into lately.
I don't know anything about it!
Anything is fine!
Something you've been into lately!
Something I've been into lately...
Let's start with this one!
Junior-san!
No, it's not.
Even for me, I'll do it.
This one... what is it? Recently.
Recently.
Recently, it's the most recent one.
Tango-san!
"Da zei"?
Sashiko!
"Da zei"?
Naomi!
"Da zei"?
"Da zei"? "Da zei"?
Ms. Nanaka!
Don't be stupid!
Why? Why?
Why?
Would you like it if it was "horetemauzei"?
No, no, no.
I don't know.
See, it says "da zei".
I don't know.
And everyone's perception is "da zei", Sugi-chan.
As a perception expert, Sugi-chan has her own particularity.
Wild and dull.
But if you say "wrong", "wrong", it's "wrong".
Then let's change it, Sugi-chan.
Miracle Nanazu!
I think so, but the rice ball theme is gone.
Why?
During the commercial, Sashiko said "rice ball" and it was "umeboshi" (dried plums)
I'm sorry.
It's gone, so it's gone.
I'm sorry.
The next question...
Junior-san, please choose one!
Yes, let's make a miracle happen!
What is it?
The theme of Doraemon's tools is...
This is your chance, everyone.
It's either one of them, right?
Let's go! Let's go for it!
Mr. Junior!
He's the king!
If I were to stand in front of him, I'd say "this is it!"
Because he's the king, the price is also high, right?
Does that mean the price is high?
Let's find out!
He's the king!
The price is also high. If I were to stand in front of him, I'd say "this is it!"
Let's go!
Mr. Junior!
Toro!
Sugi-chan!
Toro!
This guy!
Tuna!
Mr. Toro!
Tuna!
This guy!
Tuna! Sasuke! Tuna! Tuna!
Naomi! Taro! Taro!
Tomioka!
Is it good?
Now? One more?
You want me to eat it later?
I won't eat it here, right?
I got it!
Let's go for one more question.
Odai Tamo-san!
What is the theme of a period drama?
You got your lunch.
What is the theme of a period drama?
Please think about it!
When you have all of these, you can also buy this product!
In the lunchbox, there is a special barbeque.
Chef Nakai, what kind of person was he?
He was a very sensitive person.
Now, let's have dessert!
Everyone!
Yes!
Together!
Fly the balloons yourself and say "catch" Ready, set, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty!
- Thank you. - Yes.
- Is there a magnifying glass? No magnifying glass? - Well, it's a magnifying glass.
- It's a magnifying glass, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- It's nine o'clock today. - Yes, it's nine o'clock.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow.