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Wild, I'm counting on you!
Roger that!
I'm an AKB member, but I don't do ponytails!
I don't do tattoos!
And I don't wear a headband!
That's awesome!
This is a memo!
♪ At noon, I'm excited and happy ♪
♪ Hot, hot, hot, I like it ♪
♪ At noon, I'm excited and happy ♪
♪ Hot, hot, hot, I like it ♪
I'm Zannis and I'm a noonboy.
Nice to meet you!
I'm Zeo and I'm a beginner.
We will dress up as a guest and appear in the corner where we will guess who the guest is.
Now, let me introduce you to the guest who answered.
This is Wild. This is the person. Please come in.
Since you're here, let's have tea in the afternoon and drink it in the morning.
It's been 2 minutes already.
He got it from his juniors last week.
He does it often.
Nice to meet you.
First of all, we will hide the faces of the guests who came to the wedding.
Here you go.
Who is this guest?
He's late.
Who is he?
He's a fashionista.
He's a cute fashionista.
Naomi will wear this and appear.
Let's have this guest appear.
Let's have Naomi appear.
Here you go.
This is also an original design, and I was able to wear it this time.
But this is a loose and cute outfit, so...
There's quite a bit left over.
This is like a bullet train of skirts and maps.
It's like a mountain.
Shaking, shaking!
I'm not talking.
Did you include this?
You should have said that earlier.
Is it okay?
Did you include this?
It's stretchy, right?
You probably won't be able to wear this again.
I already wrote it down.
You wrote it down?
Yes.
You wrote it down and wore it?
Everyone, I'm happy you're taking the lead in this corner, but...
Can you give me your answers?
Do you have a seat?
Thank you.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to our guest's outfit.
Now, here's our guest's outfit for today!
It's an adult's loose and cute outfit.
Now, what's the point of this outfit?
That's right.
The point of this outfit is to look like you're racing.
Like you're an adult?
Yes, like you're an adult.
That said, it's not good to be too sexy, so I'm trying not to show my chest like this.
I see!
You're doing your best!
You're doing your best as a guest!
You're doing your best!
Do I look like that?
I see.
She looks like that.
Now, we have various information.
First of all, the reason for your debut is...
You came from Yoshinoya in Shibuya and got scouted.
It's not a lie, it's the truth.
When I was eating at Yoshinoya...
Do you go to Yoshinoya often?
I go there four times a week.
Four times a week?!
Yes, I go there four times a week.
When I eat and go out, I feel like there are people watching me all the time.
When I was watching for a while, they asked me if I wanted to join this world.
By the way, what did you eat at Yoshinoya?
Um...beef...beef and salmon set meal.
Beef and salmon...beef and salmon...beef and salmon set meal?!
Beef and salmon set meal?!
What is beef and salmon set meal?
Don't you know?
There is a set meal with beef bowl and salmon.
Really?!
Yes, there is.
There is.
And you got scouted for that.
That's right.
Here are the animals that the guests look like.
Frogs.
Frogs?
Do frogs look like you?
They say I look like them a lot.
Even when I imitate them, they say I look like them a lot.
Since you're here, can you show us a little?
Yes!
That's... that's... that's...
That's a croquette, isn't it?
It's a frog, it's a frog.
It's a frog, isn't it?
No, it's either a croquette or a Noguchi croquette.
It's either one of them.
That's right.
Ah, it's like this, isn't it?
Yes.
Now, we'd like to introduce our guest for today, only for the audience.
It's this person!
We'd like to take a closer look at him.
Are you often told that you look like a frog?
It's not like you're being imitated or anything like that, right?
It's definitely not like that.
Please wait a moment.
I'm not a frog.
You're a cute person.
Thank you.
Now, next.
Your habit is...
Playing with buttons.
What?
Yes, buttons.
I love buttons.
Playing with buttons.
Yes.
Oh, no! You already have buttons!
Yes, I do!
What? What?
I love them.
You love playing with buttons.
Yes.
Can you show me how you play with them?
Can I?
Yes.
I rub them against my cheeks.
I love it so much.
I'm sorry.
Then you should know it first!
What is it?
I love it.
When it comes to clothes, I talk like this while playing with them.
Yes, while playing with them.
I love it that much.
But you don't have buttons today.
No, I don't.
Yes.
Really?
Can I say something?
Yes.
Excuse me, guests.
This is playing with buttons.
Can you show me how you do it?
I'm Mataga's Naomi Toukanazu.
What's good about it?
I like the feeling of hitting the corner.
Corner?
Not corner, but round.
I see.
It feels good.
It's strange, isn't it?
Please play with me a little.
He has various habits.
If you were to date a man today, who would it be?
It's...
It's normal!
It's not normal! You've chosen the guest yet!
Sarah, who would it be? Who would it be?
That's right! If it's someone like this, it would only be Catherine!
I'm getting angry!
That's right!
Who is it?
If it's this member, of course...
I'm thinking normally and it's Catherine!
That's right!
On the contrary, who doesn't like it?
On the contrary...
I don't like it!
Sugi-chan!
Kanata-san!
The one who doesn't like it is the person who says "I don't like it"!
This is a big hint!
The host of "Work Together" is...
Ogura-san!
We always work together on morning shows.
How about your private life?
I often go out for lunch.
At the end of the show?
Yes, I go out a lot.
I know you're saying "what?", but I don't know if you're lying or not.
I'll ask you this.
How about your private life?
I don't go out for lunch, but I sometimes go out for a drink.
Do you drink a lot?
Every day.
You drink every day before you go to bed?
Yes.
What do you usually drink?
Wine or sake.
You drink a lot of sake.
Who is this guest?
Please write it in the clip.
The host of "Work Together" is...
- Yes! - It's decided, isn't it?
It's hot.
It's really hot.
Now, then...
Let's see the answers together!
Seto Asaka-san, Ueto Aya-chan, Nanao-san, Manabe Kaori-san...
Perfume!
- Eh, three of you? - Who is it?
- Three of you? - Three of you?
No, it's only one.
Everyone is using it separately.
Separately...
- It's wild! - It's wild!
Let's see the answers! The answer is this person!
Here you go!
It's already five people!
It's five people! It was just solidified but...
It's like you're pressing buttons like this...
It's amazing!
It's strange!
Yes, so when I saw you touching it I thought it was still sweet.
What?
What kind of feeling?
What kind of feeling? Say it again.
From where you're holding it like this...
What is that?
And then you put it on your face...
What are you doing?
And you lick it at the end...
What?
Yes.
Is that so?
Yes.
It's like you're pressing buttons like this...
What?
It's like you're pressing buttons like this...
Please try it. It feels good.
It was Manami Kaworu!
That's all for today's "Tricky Tricks Collection"!
Well then, it's about time for today's "Tricky Tricks Collection"!
"Waratteii Tomo" is brought to you by the sponsors of "Waratteii Tomo".
Now, one teacher will appear. However, there are only teachers who are about to say crazy things.
Let's open an extracurricular class for such teachers.
This time, we have invited such a teacher.
The author of the manga "Damens Walker", Mayumi Kurata!
During the live broadcast, along with the teacher's appearance, a wild girl comes back from the bathroom!
She tricked me! The staff tricked me!
"Can you go to the bathroom now?" "Of course I can!"
I slowly went to the bathroom...
and she tricked me!
The teacher's appearance is this!
Yumi Furuta, 40 years old, cartoonist.
She's a writer of more than 1.5 million volumes of "Damen's Walker".
The number of women he interviewed for "Damen's" is more than 1,000!
You're a cartoonist based on interviews, right?
Yes, I write stories about real "Damen's" men.
Were you also a "Damen's" walker?
I was, but now I'm not.
- Now you're not? - Yes, now I'm not.
So, you know...
The teacher's appearance is this!
- She's a cheeky student. - I was also a "Damen's" walker in school.
She's an interviewer.
Let's move on to today's topic.
"This kind of woman gets caught in "Damen's"."
What kind of woman gets caught in "Damen's"?
- I'm curious about that. - What kind of woman?
I can tell by their appearance.
What? Really?
So you can tell by their appearance?
- Isn't it good? - That's right.
What do you think of today's topic?
I think there are a lot of "this kind of woman" in "Damen's".
Who? Who? Where?
I've met about 1,000 people, so I usually meet them at the station.
I can tell who it is by their appearance.
If you say so, who is it?
I can't say for sure.
I can't say for sure, but I know who it is.
By the way, among the four women behind me,
there is a woman who will definitely get caught in the mask in the future.
Teacher, who is the woman who will get caught in the mask?
Yes.
Ms. Sashihara!
No, it's not!
The reason why Sashiko is caught by the Damens is...
The reason is...
She doesn't have confidence in herself.
Why can't you do that?
As soon as you said the reason, why did you write it in your notebook, Sugi-chan?
And?
Damage payment.
It says "damage payment".
You can go and get it.
You're not a detective.
You don't have confidence.
You always say you don't have confidence.
People who say they don't have confidence say, "Ah, I think I can do it, too."
You think you can do it.
Usually, people who say they can't do it have a little self-awareness of it.
So, even if you can't go to A-chan or O-shima-san,
you can go to Sachiko-chan.
You can go to Sachiko-chan.
I think I can go to Sachiko-chan.
No way!
She has an adult face.
In a bad way, she seems like she understands people well.
Really?
She seems like she'll make you cry.
By the way, Sachiko's...
Who is your ideal man?
- Huh? But... - If you ask me about my type...
- Honestly...
- There's no specific type for me. - No specific type?
- But if I had to say, it's someone who doesn't cheat on me. - Someone who doesn't cheat on me...
- If I send an email or something like that... - It's vague.
- Vague! - It's vague.
- Vague? - Yeah, well, if you say "I don't cheat on you,"
at that point you don't know anything.
And it's common for the other person themselves to think, "I don't do that."
But since we don't know, it's not good for people who say vague things like that.
It's dangerous for people who say vague things like "kind" or "interesting" in their ideals.
Is it dangerous?
Something more specific is better.
For example, Ms. Ayako Nishikawa of "JOY" said that it's not good for men over 40 million a year.
Clearly.
40 million a year is a specific number, so we know objectively.
We look at it objectively and use it as reliable information.
So people like that don't make mistakes.
So how do you see through it?
Huh?
That this guy is a bad guy.
Well, you need experience for that, so it's not difficult.
So you fall for it first?
You fall for it first?
You fall for it first, right?
You should study it first.
Right, right.
You learn it after you see a little bit of pain.
There are other conditions.
Here they are.
Conditions for women who fall for "damage".
A woman who looks for her boyfriend's ______.
What is ______?
Huh?
Her boyfriend's ______?
A woman who looks for ______ is more likely to fall for "damage".
What is it?
A possession?
Possession!
A receipt!
A receipt?
A receipt.
It's too much!
Her boyfriend's "fell".
"Fell".
Here is the correct answer.
It's correct!
It's the opposite!
That's right! It's correct!
It's the opposite!
Why?
What does it mean?
People who are dating bad guys always say, "But he has a really good side."
You said it!
Did you have a friend like that?
It wasn't me! It wasn't me!
Did you have a friend like that?
Yes, they always look for good sides.
Because it's painful, they look for good sides and make up for it.
For example, girls who are being abused by their boyfriends say, "But he has a kind side."
It hurts.
It's comforting.
It cools you down.
You're wrong!
Of course!
It's painful!
You have to have that feeling inside you.
That's right.
Even for people who are dating rich guys,
But he bought me flowers for my birthday!
Those flowers came out of your wallet, didn't they?
It's like that.
People who look for good sides are dangerous.
I see.
This is a good condition.
Here it is!
"Ponyolola" character's woman.
Eh?
What kind of woman is easy to fall for?
Who is it?
What is it?
A woman with a small face.
A woman with a small face?
What kind of woman is easy to fall for?
It's too much!
A dirty woman!
A dirty woman?
What is it?
A dirty woman?
What is it?
It's different from this!
The "A" for "Q" is completely different!
What did you just say?
The correct answer is...
funny characters.
What is it?
Funny girls are always popular at marriage parties.
Both men and women like funny girls.
But women don't like funny girls.
Men don't like funny girls.
I see.
Men don't like funny girls.
Men like funny girls as friends.
It's easy for me to feel like I'm different from men.
Funny girls are still funny even though they are young.
I think so, too.
But it often ends up with friends.
Even if you like someone, you can't be friends with them.
You can't even accept them as friends.
That's not always the case, is it?
No.
That's not always the case.
That's true.
So you can't be friends with them.
You can't be friends with them.
It's hard for me to see the other side of them.
I have a hard time seeing it.
I'll tell you what kind of "damens" are out there.
It's not a cushion.
There are three kinds of "damens" in Japan.
They are "himo-damens", "boryoku-damens", and "uwaki-damens".
"Himo-dames" are the worst.
These are the three kinds of "damens".
They are the basic ones.
But you can see other kinds of "damens", too.
Yes, there are other kinds of "damens".
What are they?
These are "damens" that you can see easily.
Hippiccio-damens
There are "hippiccio-damens" out there, aren't there?
There are many of them.
There are "hippiccio-damens" out there, aren't there?
What kind of "hippiccio-damens" are you?
I've been in a relationship with one of them.
Anyway, I think...
It's up to you...
He's the kind of person who definitely wants to keep things clean in life.
And the people I've been with, for example, when they cook, they don't like the food.
There's two drops of oil in the sink, isn't there?
That's what it means.
I don't like it, I don't like it.
First of all, even if you use seasoning, you have to add as much of it as you use.
What?
Because it's not perfect, it's stingy!
I don't like it, I don't like it.
So you have to add a certain amount of it.
Like sugar or salt...
You have to put it in a container with a certain amount of it.
What?
So you're saying... "This is three drops less, isn't it?"
Yeah, something like that.
One drop, two drops.
I have a cleanliness disorder nearby.
When I say, "Play with me, play with me," they say, "Take a shower first."
If you don't take a shower first, you won't be allowed inside the house.
What?
Sorry, Masahiro Nakai.
Masahiro Nakai!
That's harsh!
What do you think?
That's harsh!
It's harsh, isn't it? I wonder if she's like that, too.
I'm sure she is like that.
That's harsh!
She also has cleanliness disorders within her monthly routine, Sensei!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Now, who is it?!
What is this?!
It's Chihara Jr.-san!
Kenji, you don't have to know about that. I'm not skinny at all.
No, but according to rumors, you have to sit down when you go to the bathroom or do a show or...
Ah! I've heard of it!
No, you have to sit down.
You don't like it when there's fingerprints on glass or mirrors, do you?
No, I don't like fingerprints.
But if you sit down and stand up, it's really dirty.
But do you force it on people who come to play, for example?
No, I don't force it on people. I just tell them to sit down.
Ah, I see.
But that's how it is, right?
I'm not skinny at all.
By the way, when a woman comes to your house and cooks for you and you think it's a little messy, do you worry about it?
No, no, I don't...
I won't! I won't! I won't!
I won't ask you about the seasoning or anything like that.
The seasoning is a little extreme, though.
Yes, like fingerprints on glass or something like that.
No, I won't say it! I won't say it! But if you sit down and stand up, it's really dirty.
But if you sit down and stand up and clean up, it's the same thing!
But you can't live with her, can you?
No, I don't think so.
Well, people with a rough skin are...
It's not rough!
It's fun to clean up!
I can lick around here!
Now, there's more!
There are still new types of damenz.
Here!
Hobby damenz.
This looks good at first glance, doesn't it?
She has a lot of hobbies and it feels good, doesn't it?
It does, it does, but...
Men's hobbies and damenz are pretty intense.
They're too focused on one thing.
There are a lot of people who have really heavy hobbies, aren't there?
By the way, if you look at it from the teacher's point of view...
Shimizu-san
Tanaka-san
They are all hobbies, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
They like cats, horse racing, baseball, and many other hobbies.
But all of these hobbies are not needed by women.
Well, you can say that cats are cute with women,
or you can say that golf is cute with cats, and horse racing is cute with cats, too.
Oh, I said cats.
It's the same as cats.
What do you think women do?
Horses are not good.
What do you think women do?
It's important for cats to have a face.
That's right.
It's embarrassing.
You just said it, didn't you?
You said it, didn't you?
I'm a little scared of myself.
See, it's a cat.
In conclusion,
the conclusion is this.
Horses are not good for men who can use them.
A woman who is likely to fall for "damenz"
A man who is "damenz"
If it's too much, you can do it at low speed in the room.
You don't have any notes.
By the way, teacher, how about me? Am I "damenz"?
But you don't feel like that, do you?
Then I'm not "damenz".
I don't feel like that.
Do you have anyone you'd like me to call out?
This week, all over Japan, it's sakura, sake, and darts.
After the darts and balloons are over, Japanese ancient sakura will appear.
Today, we'll have real waterfall sakura.
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
This Saturday, April 14th, at 11.10pm, "Nippon Kukizuke Daigaku" will air.
It's a new episode of "Nadagaru Nana", which aired Monday night.
Everyone, please watch it!
What is it about?
At a convenience store in Otomori-nakai, "Gorgeous Actress and Actress 18" will have a party tonight and tomorrow morning!
It's a party for all ages!
- You two will do it. - Yes!
- We'll help you. - We'll help you.
- Nice, 28 seconds! - Yes! - Amazing!
- Nice! - Amazing! - Fast!
- Amazing!
- It's amazing.
- Well then!
- Tonight...
- It's tonight, right?
- Will you be able to watch "Gorgeous Actress and Actress 18" again tonight at 9 PM?
- Yes!