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Today's numbers! This is the last episode, so please show us your favorite numbers!
It's started! It's started! It's started!
Ta-dah!
What number is it?
I'm in 10th place!
My birthday is February 2nd!
Go! Go!
It's a shame, but I'm a mean boy.
Show off your family, girlfriend and friends as much as you like!
Yes!
Everyone, please judge us!
Please!
Let's welcome our judge's guest, Samurai-san!
No, I'm on my lunch break.
Oh, really? Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you for coming.
And for everyone joining us today, we have this wonderful prize for you.
Yes, if you can get at least one matching card, you'll get a special matching file.
And if you become a champion, you'll receive 30,000 yen in prize money.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Let's welcome our first presenter!
Among Tomis, I like pumpkin pudding the most.
Who does your little brother look like? Please show us!
Ten years old!
Nanagisawa Shingoku, please!
Isn't this your first time, Nanagisawa Shingoku?
Shingoku's elementary school days, when he was an engineer!
Do you like Yanagisawa Shingoku-san?
Yes!
That's nice!
She's good at salt construction.
Who is your friend like? Please!
24 year old salesman, Kawabata chef, please!
It's like a handsome man without hands.
Now, please come in!
Refreshing!
Next person, please come in!
In the past, I used to play it in a volleyball court.
Who is your daughter like? Please come in!
She's only 3 years old, but she's the same age as you, Ashina Mano! Please come in!
How old are you?
3 years old.
3 years old? What's your name?
Sasano Inokura.
I'm sorry, it's a pun.
Sasano?
What's your name?
Is it embarrassing?
Cute!
You'll never say it again, right?
Do you like chocolate?
Please come in!
Great!
Now, please welcome the next person to introduce!
Our...
Our daughter...
Dad again!
Daifuku likes koshian.
Who is your daughter? Please come in!
3-year-old...
Akchan! Please come in!
My Akchan!
- How old are you? - Three years old!
- What's your name? - Ana-chan!
Wow! You're so cute!
- What's your favorite food? - Bananas!
Okay, next challenger, please come in!
I've seen 5 satyrs with black eyes.
Who's your colleague? Please come in!
I'm 31 years old.
Even if I were 18 years old,
if I continued to be an employee, it would be like this.
Here is the next song!
Can you sell hand-made soba?
Son-in-law, who do you want to go to?
Here you are
South Side
One theater
South Side City
"Curfew" also dances?
Does your friend look like him?
Here you go!
Matsuyama Kenichi-san, here you go!
It stopped!
The joy of live broadcast!
Let's do it one more time!
Matsuyama Kenichi-san, here you go!
Joshi Daisei!
It's wild!
One more time, please!
Go for it! Go for it!
Oh, she's getting on the tire!
Let's move on to the next contestant!
I wrote three poems.
Who do you want as your friend? Please come forward.
Shouhei Shofuku, who seems to have realized his desires, please come forward!
So you're about the same age as Shouhei-san, right?
Please come forward!
Looking good!
This is the last one. Come forward!
She looks like Kuwata!
Isn't she Kuwata?
She looks like Kuwata!
She doesn't look like Kuwata!
She looks like Kuwata!
I've never thrown a ball before.
You've never thrown a ball before?!
No, we're talking about how we look alike!
Who do you look like? Come forward!
Oh, it's Yohizumi-san!
Her mouth looks like Yohizumi-san's! Come forward!
Yohizumi-san?!
I ate your umeboshi, Yohizumi-san!
You're amazing today! Here you go!
Yes, but the level is high!
If it's like this, it's just a matter of preference, there's nothing we can do about it.
Now, we will decide the champion, so please give us your judgement!
Those of you who think it's similar, please raise your number tags!
Number 6 with 3 votes is...
Gekidai Hitomi!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
We will draw numbers from hundreds of private numbers of our guests.
It will be fine if six of you become zero.
Let me introduce our guest.
Junichi Ishida and Semine.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
You are Mr. Ishijun.
Yes, Mr. Ishijun.
Mr. Ishijun.
I'm not Matsujin.
If it's minus, it's Dobon.
If it's just between 0 and 5,
we'll give you this.
This week we have "coincase rat"!
It's a palette!
Sugi-chan!
Sugi-chan, Masaki-chan!
Oh, number 4!
Oh, number 1 is here!
Again?!
This is the question that the guests answered this time.
Is there anything new?
Something new...
Like the number of times you've been dumped.
What else is there?
Telecommunications...
Telecommunications, yes.
And the number of celebrities registered on their phones.
I see.
Celebrities...
Celebrities are amazing.
First of all, I want to know everything about you.
So I'll ask you about your first kiss age.
First kiss age...
You'll tell me?
Yes!
Serina-chan!
Serina-chan?!
Serina-chan kissed you!
She did!
She did, when she was 26 years old.
Your father will be angry!
Ready...
But I didn't know when I was 3 or 4 years old.
I was really real when I was 14 years old.
With who?
In middle school.
With who?
With my senior in first grade.
Where? Where? Where?
At my senior's house.
What kind of situation is this?
This is Skyland!
Excited! Excited!
Too excited!
What kind of situation is this?
I don't really remember, but...
What kind of TV did you watch?
You watched a music show and all of a sudden you kissed someone?
Why do you think? I think I've been aiming for it for a long time.
How did you feel when you were kissed?
Calm down, calm down.
Calm down, please.
Calm down.
So...
Let's go to the next one.
Yes.
High school, high school.
That's right.
High school...
It was in high school.
High school.
Where was it?
Well...
It wasn't Shinkansen but...
Shinkansen?
Tokaido...
Main line.
Yes.
Tokaido Main Line.
The connection...
We connected there!
This vehicle and the other vehicle came!
Like this.
At the corner...
At the corner we held hands and...
The bottom board was like...
Calm down!
That's how it was.
We were excited!
We were excited even on the train!
Both of us!
We were really excited!
Kissed on the train...
What about your partner?
My partner is a classmate.
Classmate?
Kissed on the train?
Yes.
That's cute.
Well...
That's cute.
Was it in middle school?
No...
We went on a trip together.
Probably...
With everyone?
It was a new school so...
Surprisingly...
We went on a school trip early.
School trip?
Yes.
It's good to go on a school trip!
That's great!
That's great, Ishii!
Ishii!
Wild man!
Why is it so fast?
Even if it's a guest, it's nothing.
Samu-san!
That's unexpectedly late.
It's late, unexpectedly.
When I was in elementary school, I was called "sensei" or "shisho"
Why did you say it like that?
I had a lot of knowledge.
You had that knowledge too?
In theory, but in reality...
In reality...
With who?
With my senior at work.
With my senior in high school.
So you were 28 in high school?
That's right.
You brought it up?
No, I've always...
There's nothing I can do about it.
You said it?
I said it to a lot of people.
And then?
Can you do something about my cherry?
Are you talking about cherries?
It's "the first kiss"!
You don't need something that deep!
There's that stage.
So you asked people around you?
Yes.
And what did they say?
And...
Since I'm a woman...
Mom, don't panic like that.
So you were in a kiss trap?
Um...
It's okay.
It's a dream!
It's a cut out.
I want to reduce it.
The number of entertainers who have registered on their phones.
I think it's going to decrease.
It's going to decrease.
It's not much.
Who? The members?
The entertainers.
Entertainers?
I think there are more entertainers than STA.
There are two of them.
I'm sorry, I missed everything in the previous topic.
Who are the entertainers?
Who is it?
Nakayoshi...
Nakayoshi is Hanya's Kawashima-kun.
And also Roche's Kokado-san.
Kokado?
They are getting along well.
I see.
This topic is not that interesting.
Who is it?
For example, they often go out to eat.
It's like that.
I see.
Who is it?
It's a good number.
It's good.
Who is it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's pretty good, isn't it?
Who is it?
Hamaguchi-kun is a good boy.
Also, Oki-kun is scary.
Also, TKO's...
Kimoto-kun.
I see.
So...
It decreased a lot, didn't it?
It decreased!
It decreased.
They are proposing.
It's not that much.
Is it too much?
No, it's fine.
It's fine?
It's fine if it's too much, but you have to leave a little bit at the end, right?
That's right.
Propose.
Let's do it one more time.
How many times have you proposed or been proposed?
None.
None?
Yes.
Really?
I haven't proposed.
I haven't.
You have?
Three times.
I'm sorry.
By the way, it's 0-3.
It's 0-3.
It matches.
All wins.
Result.
It's correct.
It's correct, right?
25.
Then, habits you can't fix no matter what.
Let's do it.
Habits you can't fix no matter what.
Yes.
You're good at it.
I didn't realize it myself, but the staff around me counted it for me.
It seems like you have a habit of removing your nose.
Does your nose come out that much?
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't come out at all, but it seems like you do it like this.
They say "don't stop, don't stop".
What else?
And you say "something".
Before you talk.
You say it, but...
That's a lot.
You say "something" a lot.
"Something", "something"...
That's your habit!
What else?
Other than that...
You do this.
You bite your lower lip?
Yes.
If you do it once, you'll be embarrassed and...
You do it.
Six.
You do it once.
Once in a while.
"Well, ah, well," I say.
"Well," my wife warns me.
"Well, at least," she says.
What else?
I also touch my hair a lot.
It's not a habit to take it off at any time.
That's a habit.
That's not a habit. That's fashion.
It's not a habit to take it off.
That's not a habit.
You failed, John.
Do you do it a lot?
My mother has been telling me since I was little that I have seven bad habits.
And when I count them, it's about seven.
What are they?
I always leave a centimeter of water in my coffee or pet bottle.
I'm sure of it.
She does it unconsciously.
What else?
Ah, I'll leave my beer.
I want to leave one last thing.
Maybe there's something else.
But if it's a woman, she'll leave it and say it back.
But it's not like that.
I leave it behind.
I also have a habit of making noise in the car.
That's dangerous.
When I'm in the company car, there's a lot of smoke.
So when I'm driving in the city, I make noise.
Sometimes when I'm in a taxi,
I look at the girl in the car next to me and my eyes go wide.
You do that, don't you?
We do.
Everyone, please be careful.
Ten!
This is bad.
There are so many.
How about you, Chihiro?
Similar celebrities.
How about you?
I don't think there are many similar celebrities.
It's either one or two.
Really?
Isn't there a lot of things you bought this year?
This year?
This year only.
Then...
Celebrities who look like them.
Yoh!
Not only girls, but also Jun Matsumoto from "Arashi" and Touma Ikuta from "Ikuta" look like them.
They don't! They don't! They don't!
That's really boring.
This is...
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Who is it?
Um... Director Higashio.
And...
Um... Kato Seishiro's children.
And Kazuki Kitamura.
Crap! Crap! Crap!
Match!
Thank you!
Which one?
The number of things I bought in this year's mail order!
Match!
The number of things I bought in this year's mail order!
I didn't buy anything!
I wonder if it's the same as last year.
Four coins up!
This week is world figure skating championship.
Triple Axel Chuck Challenge.
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
The reason why I put out a picture book this time is...
It's difficult.
It's become a book that's surprisingly interesting.
It's become a book that parents and children can read with confidence.
I'm Akimoto!
Today is your graduation day, right?
One and a half years.
One and a half years?
Yes, it was really fun.
That's fast.
I've become more sociable.
You weren't sociable before?
I was a little shy before, but now I'm very sociable and I had a good education.
Thank you.
I want you to work hard for your graduation. Thank you!
40 years is really low!
It was low!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
It was difficult.
But I'll do my best next week, too!
Yes!