AISubs v3.7
We'll be back next Wednesday!
What? What are you saying?
There's an actress called "something something jolie"
Yes, Angelina Jolie, right Oda-san?
In this segment, we're going to have you boast about your family, friends and girlfriend you saved up for your fame
Here are the judges who will be judging you!
I can't! I can't!
What is it?
It's not your position yet!
It's your position! You do it every week!
I'll do it just for today!
Just for today! Don't do it tomorrow!
I've been doing it every week!
I'll do it just for today!
For that reason, the judge is...
Nanao-chan!
Of course!
Wow, the head and body are completely different!
The head and body are different!
Wow!
Amazing!
The middle head and body are different!
Wow!
That's right, as a judge!
Yes, please!
Wow, this difference is amazing!
The difference is amazing!
It's amazing!
It's about the difference between anime and live-action!
Anime and live-action!
It's like Tokki and Pucha!
Shut up!
Something something cooking!
Now, everyone, we have prepared these wonderful products for you!
Yes, if you can get even one of these covers,
you will be able to get the "good friends" special cover file!
And, if you become a champion, you will receive 30,000 yen in prize money!
What is this?
Yes!
I want it!
Isn't it good?
Yes!
Now, let's welcome our first presenter!
Please come in!
Hey!
Hey, what kind of relationship is this?!
What kind of relationship is this?!
It's a couple!
I didn't ask you!
What are you two's names?
I'm Oideryo.
I'm Tomoka Oideryo.
Yes!
Sister?
Yes!
Are you Tomoka's sister?
Yes, she's my sister.
If you say my sister looks like me, I'll be angry!
That's not true!
She doesn't even look like a celebrity!
Now, who do you think it is?
A colorless gyuri who can't sing or dance!
Gyuri-chan!
Gyuri!
You're so cute, Gyuri!
If you haven't settled down yet, don't do that!
Now, let's watch the next one!
Start!
- What's your name? - I'm Kanbara.
- Kanbara. - Yes, I'm Kanbara.
- You look like a wolf. - Yes, I do.
- My daughter... - Your daughter doesn't wear a kimono.
- Who do you look like, daughter? - Me!
It's late at night and you haven't seen a four-year-old girl.
Let's watch it. Start!
Otoha-chan!
Who does your cousin look like?
Tanaka-kun, who likes Shorinji more than baseball!
Let's watch it! Start!
It's this big even on New Year's Day!
It's bigger than you!
It's for the New Year's Day!
Let's watch it!
I'm Yokoi Yui.
Yui, who does your friend look like?
A little talkative AKB48 Minagishi Mina!
Shall we watch it?
Let's watch it!
Next person please!
- I'm Natsumi. - Natsumi-san.
- I'm Suzuko. - Suzuko-san.
- Natsumi sounds like she's from Tanaka. - Suzuko-san.
- Natsumi sounds like she's from Tanaka.
- What's your relationship like? - We're friends.
- Friends? - Yes.
- And who do you two have in common?
Are you girls?
Yes, we are girls.
I'm Yuka.
Yuka!
I didn't know.
Congratulations!
Next person, please!
Iketak, you are a college student, right?
Yes.
Who do you think your college friend looks like?
To be honest, he looks like Kaneko Nobuaki a little.
Right?
Now, Kaneko-kun, please look at him!
Huh? Minagishi-san, did you just say 'look away'?
Don't let your guard down!
Don't let your guard down, okay?
Okay, next person, please!
- Your name? - Takahashi Katsunori.
- Takahashi Katsunori?! - Takahashi Katsunori?!
- Your name? - Fusein.
- Fusein?!
- Are you okay, Fusein?!
- Fusein's here!
- Wow! Takahashi Katsunori and Fusein are here!
- Let's see what's going on!
- You've become popular lately!
- That's amazing!
- That's amazing! You're a part-time worker now!
- Let's see what's going on up there!
Are you fired from your part-time job?
Yes, I'm fired.
What kind of restaurant is this?
What are you doing?
I broke it!
Let's move on!
There's a lot of stuff!
What's wrong?
There's a lot of stuff!
He gave it to me!
What's your name?
I'm Jibiki.
Jibiki?
Yes, I'm a taiko player.
That's cool!
You look like a chemist.
Who does your college friend look like?
Let's see Toshi, who just recovered from a cold!
Little Kiyohara!
Yes, Little Kiyohara!
Little Kiyohara is...
Yes, I brought my friend with me today!
No, no, you're not an impersonator, are you?
No, I'm just an ordinary person!
An ordinary person?
Yes!
I see, you have a friend!
Let's see!
With his dream experience, he's an English teacher!
That's right, I'm an English teacher!
Mr. Kuwatamasumi is an English teacher!
Let's see if he has any dream experience!
His hair looks like kanji!
Judge, please!
What's this? It's like wearing a hat.
It's similar!
It's similar, it's similar!
Are you the teacher of the school?
Yes.
What kind of friends are you?
We're golf buddies.
Golf buddies? You guys should play baseball!
Yes, you two were a great dream co-star! Thank you!
Amazing!
Now, everyone, starting from here, the champion... This is difficult!
Everyone!
This is difficult!
Yes! Now, who do you think is number 1 to 9? Please show us!
The number is...
5...
4, 6, 4, 4, 3, 4, 5...
Number 4 is the majority!
Oh, number 4!
Yes, number 4!
Number 4!
Yes, the prize is 30,000 yen! Congratulations!
We're doing this again tomorrow, right?
Yes!
Spring Special Guest Sokkuri Mountain Carnival! We're looking for famous people in Sokkuri Mountain!
It will be held every week!
Those who wish to participate, please gather tomorrow from Thursday to Friday at 9 a.m. in front of Alta!
We're waiting for you!
Yes, that was the Sokkuri Mountain Carnival in spring!
Wow, it was great!
Amazing!
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
Everyone is similar!
Wow!
Everyone is similar!
Wow!
Warantei Itomo will provide sponsors for the show.
"Life is a Cute Challenge"! Edited by Itomo and Maato!
Edited by Maato!
Today's guest is...
Sugi-chan!
You're here!
Let's have you show us what you've got!
Let me show you a little bit!
I'm Wild Sugi-chan!
I'm wild!
I'll show you my wild side!
I'm not stupid!
I've already shown you!
I threw away the cap as soon as I bought it!
I have a special shochu for you!
Sugi-chan hardly drinks alcohol!
Wild, isn't it?
I'll eat you up after this story!
This old man is also wild!
He had long sleeves at first!
I tore off his sleeves as soon as I bought them!
Right in front of the cash register!
I tore them off for money and shame!
I also tore off these pants!
Can I say something?
I bought them this long!
I can't tear them off!
What do you want to say?
That's all!
Wild!
You're wild!
Sugi-chan is so wild!
Sugi-chan!
I'm here!
Sugi-chan is 38 years old!
She's 38 years old!
She's working hard!
She was active as Frank Hurt and Peter Dog in 1995.
She was active as Sugiyama Eiji in 'Pinye'.
She met Sugiyama Eiji-san in 'Ippan Sanga Kodan'
She met him in 'Do you think good'?
'Do you think good'?
She was young!
It was last year!
She was young!
He told me to explain it to you.
And then...
This happened.
What kind of toyoteku did you use?
It had a red mark on the back.
You had to use all of your armor.
That was you!
Thank you for telling us about your toyoteku.
I know it!
I'll put it up for you.
What do you mean?
It's a toyoteku.
It had a red mark on the back.
You had to use all of your armor.
What part of you is wild?
You had to use all of your armor.
It's sensitive and wild.
Here we go.
Not yet.
It's too fast.
I told you to hurry up.
It's too fast.
Is it live?
Are you okay?
You can do it!
I'll put it up for you.
Here we go.
It's three and a half steps.
Of course it's not three and a half steps.
You can do it!
Are you kidding me?
Here we go!
You made it!
It's totally different!
You haven't been practicing lately.
You've changed.
You've gained weight.
Thank you for coming!
Now, let's welcome our MC, Ogyu!
Ogyu!
- Are you wearing what you're wearing right now? - Yes, I am.
Then, let's take a look at it right away.
Here it is!
What is this?
This is called "mahalo basket".
- "Mahalo basket"? - "Mahalo basket"!
- Yes, yes. - "Mahalo"!
- When you shop in Hawaii, you can say "mahalo" in Japanese, right? - Yes, yes.
- Well, it's just that name. - Yes.
- Actually, it's a shopping basket. - Shopping basket!
- Yes, to be clear. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But it's fashionable, isn't it? - It's fashionable!
- It can be divided into twelve colors. - Twelve colors, yes.
- And you can show it off. - Yes.
- However, it's not just that. - Yes.
- It's picnic season now, isn't it? - Yes.
- It's very useful for picnics and such. - Wow!
- For example, there are a lot of picnic goods in it. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Actually... - Various things like salad...
- Yes. - Sandwiches...
- It's delicious! - Drinks...
- It's delicious! - It's delicious, isn't it?
- It's fashionable, isn't it? - It's fashionable!
- Yes.
- Fashionable! - Let's make it fashionable as much as possible!
- Yes. - Yes.
- And after that, you go over there and put up this upper deck... - Yes.
- This becomes a simple table. - Wow!
- Oh, on top of this! - You can eat a sandwich on top of this.
- That's it! - Ah, I see!
- You can eat snacks and such. - You can eat snacks and such.
- Can you sell this as a set? - Yes, you can.
- Ah, this is a different sale, though. - Different sale.
- Size fits you. - Size fits you?
- Size fits you. - It's perfect!
- Wow! - It's perfect!
It's sold like this, right?
Yes, Osha!
What? What? What?
What are you doing?
Oshawari!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's start this week's Mart scoring!
Now, for this week's topic, arrange the leftover dumpling skin in a fashionable way.
After all, if you have leftover dumpling skin, you get a little itchy right away.
That's right, moisture comes out.
Now, let's see what kind of arrangement Mart's wife is doing.
First of all, here.
One-bite pizza.
Oh, fashionable!
Ms. Nishizaki.
This is, you know, an ordinary oven toaster.
Wow, amazing!
You can make it right away, right?
And what else?
Put cheese inside.
Huh?
Put cheese inside.
Cheese doesn't go in?
No, no.
Ah, this?
Ah, you put the skin on as it is and make it into a pizza.
Ah, you don't wrap it?
Huh?
You don't wrap it?
Pizza, pizza!
Ah, you don't wrap it?
You don't wrap it.
You only use the crust.
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
Of course, you use it as a pizza.
In addition to the arrangement...
You put it into crackers.
Wow!
You put it into crackers.
Wow!
A lot of people don't know about this,
but just grilling it like this can make it look like a cracker.
The arrangement was a miracle for Ms. Nishizaki and Mr. Mart's wife.
It's a miracle!
You're right!
You just need to eat it with toppings and so on,
Usually it's delicious.
It's delicious, the skin of the gyoza.
I see.
Just by baking it.
So we had everyone think of a way of arranging it.
Of course we gave it a name and had the editor-in-chief choose it.
But it was really good this time.
It was good.
It was Tamori-san again, wasn't it?
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Usually it's Kin-Gin-Do, but this time it was really good.
What?
3rd place wasn't good, but this time it was up to 5th place.
I see.
Up until now, your results...
Yes, what is it?
What is it, Tanaka?
Tanaka-san, Oudo-san is saying it as a joke, but Tanaka-san is really saying it as a joke.
Really?
Because it's not like that.
It's because you don't like cats.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that, right?
It's about cats.
No, it's not about cats or anything like that.
You don't know who wrote it, do you?
No, it's about cats, you know?
No, I don't know.
Maybe, maybe.
It's about cats.
Don't you know?
Sanao-chan's Gin-To-Ten-Do.
I went there for the first time.
It's amazing.
That's how it is.
Now, this time...
Yes.
Not only that...
Everyone made it for us.
We named it and our editing team tried it all.
What?
So it's definitely not an ego-hate or anything like that.
It's really good.
It's the first time, right?
It's the first time.
Everyone really made it and ate it, right?
So it's a delicious order.
Yes.
Now, first of all, the fifth announcement.
The fifth one is this!
It's sandwiched like a curry bread.
Now, it's this!
You know who wrote it, don't you?
Sanao-chan probably didn't write it.
I know who wrote it.
It's cute.
Now, today we prepared this arrangement.
It's this!
Please eat it.
What?
It looks good.
It looks good, doesn't it?
It's shaped like a fish.
I don't know if Sashana-san noticed it, but it's more than a curry bread.
What?
Really?
Then, Tamori-san...
It's amazing, isn't it?
Tamori-san, I don't think you made it.
It's like an Indian dish called "samosa".
It's good.
Yes! I'm happy!
This is the 5th place.
You're good!
But, today, how high is the level? This is 5th place.
Now, let's go to 4th place. 4th place is this!
Apple biomechanics is the best idea!
It's feminine and popular, isn't it?
This is really a dessert you like.
What is the point of this dessert?
The point is that it is not baked like a dumpling skin but is cute like a pork skin.
And it is very easy.
I also baked it in a toaster and it is very easy.
I also tried to bake a banana.
Do you actually bake a banana?
Do you sell it sometimes?
Is that so?
It is very easy.
It is very delicious.
We can also eat it with cinnamon.
We can also eat it with ice cream.
It is very delicious.
We can eat it with ice cream.
It is ice cream.
Nagaoka, how do you like it?
I haven't eaten it yet.
I will eat it.
You wanted to eat it, didn't you?
It is very delicious.
You didn't say "dazai" at all!
I said it!
I said it, but it's like "dazai" is taking hostage.
It's like "dazai" is taking hostage.
Now, it's time for the next prize.
The prize is...
Chocolate and sweet red bean sweets.
The person who came up with this idea is...
Yassai!
It's in!
It's true! It's the first time it's in!
Producer-chan!
It's good! It's good!
Where is this from?
It's not just chocolate and red bean.
There's almonds in the chocolate one...
and walnuts in the red bean one.
The texture...
The texture of the red bean...
If you like sweets, you'll know what I'm talking about.
I see!
You like it a lot, don't you?
You like it, don't you?
Then...
Especially the red bean one is good.
Please try the red bean one.
Then...
Please, please.
I'll eat it with my hands.
This is good.
Nao-chan, how is it?
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
Which one do you want to eat?
The red bean one.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
It's good even if it's cold.
This was the dojo!
Now, let's look at their personalities.
Their personalities are...
Now...
Okonomiyaki-style...
Now, this person came up with it!
It's like you're trying to get me to do it.
You're like "YES!"
I did it!
I'm sorry.
It's your favorite.
This is good, right?
To be honest, when I saw that I was like "what's going on?"
But when you make it, it sells as a product.
Okamoto-san, was it amazing?
What's amazing about this is, as you can see, the way they arranged the dumplings...
Wait a minute. Who hasn't been called out yet? Who's confident?
Oh, Sumi-chan too.
As you can see, even for the higher-ups, they mostly just fry it or fry it up.
Look, this person has a completely different way of doing it.
So, for those of you who have read "MART"...
- They also fry it up and fry it up. - Yes, they mostly just fry it up.
- This way of doing it... - I've never seen it before.
- You haven't seen it before? - It's my first time seeing it!
And even the finished product is fashionable.
- "MART" is announcing its winning prize. - My first time seeing it.
The prize is...
KANTAN DIET FOUR
The winner is...
Me!
Let's spread it out a little bit.
This is perfect!
I've been wanting to show you this for a while now.
This is amazing!
Can we eat it now?
It looks so good.
This is the best!
It's so good!
What I like about this is...
I like "foo" but...
it's hard to find "komeko" noodles.
It's hard to find.
But this arrangement of yours...
is really similar to "komeko" noodles.
And one more amazing thing is...
Even if you put it on a plate...
it doesn't stretch like udon.
It doesn't stretch, does it?
Instead of gyoza.
Even if you make it for kids and for your dad...
the one you made first doesn't stretch.
Amazing!
This is a work that doesn't have any of our feelings at all, a non-passed work.
First of all, here it is!
Chawanmushi Tsutsumi Nakagawa
What does it mean?
What is this?
Chawanmushi with a lot of ingredients.
You can't do it, can you?
I thought about it hard.
But it's delicious to try it.
But it's very difficult to wrap the ingredients.
It's difficult.
It's a non-passed work.
Next, here it is!
Tsugi-chan!
What does it mean by "a whole Beijing duck"?
You put it on a Beijing duck and wrap it.
It's a wild word!
As it is, it's a win!
So, the winner is...
Mr. Oto, instead of a mojican...
I didn't burn it or fry it!
Ready, set, go!
That's right.
So, today, Roch will graduate!
Are you quitting AKB?
No, I'm not.
You're not, right?
No, I'm not.
How long have you been doing this?
A year and a half.
Thank you very much.
It was fun.
See you in the morning and afternoon.
That's all.