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Strawberry, green tea, black tea, ice cream...
Today, Becky-san is going to make us some dessert!
It's not a big deal, but...
We have orange trees in our back yard...
She always brings them with her.
It's really good!
It's like you don't know what it is yet.
I don't know what kind of tree it is.
It's been there since my mother was in middle school.
It's not bad.
Is it an orange?
It's like an orange.
Like an orange?
I don't know what it is.
It's like an orange.
The balance of sweetness and sourness is perfect.
It's good!
What Hamori-san said makes sense.
I'm fine now.
It really feels like a Japanese fruit.
I'm happy!
Do you grow this kind of fruit in your backyard?
Wow!
I'm surprised!
Do you grow it in your backyard?
No, I just leave it alone and grow it in my backyard.
How many have you grown?
One tree in a year, but I think I can grow up to 200 or 300.
That's why you bring it every week, right?
But you don't like it, do you?
No, I've never eaten it.
It's really good!
Why?
I keep eating it.
What are you trying to do?
Why?
He also brings me beef jerky.
Oh, right!
My dad brought it.
He actually brought it today, right?
But you don't like it, do you?
No, I want to eat it!
It's really good!
I made it myself!
Then, can you bring me a golden Gara Gara and a brown bag?
Please close it. It's open.
It's open.
I'm also curious about Becky-san's side dish!
Can I sit down?
Before I got married, I bought an apartment.
A small apartment.
At the time, they said it was better to buy it for a loan.
A 35-year loan.
I bought it, and when Marie was born at about 4 years old...
Someone said they wanted it, so I sold it.
The apartment.
It was the 7th floor.
I sold it.
I didn't have a place to live.
You decided on a new place, didn't you?
No, I decided on a new place.
It was the 6th floor below.
The same window.
He fell in love with the same window.
I was there for half a year.
- In the basement? - Yes, it was connected.
I had decided to go there next.
The apartment there was under construction.
They said they wouldn't move it yet.
I think it was three or four months, but I was there.
I only moved to the 7th or 6th floor.
I moved with cardboard boxes.
I had to move in three months later.
I lived with cardboard boxes.
- You lived there? - Yes, I lived there.
- You took it out? - I took it out and used it.
I put it back in when I didn't need it anymore.
I put cardboard boxes in a small room.
I went to the US before.
The apartment I live in now is under construction.
I lived there for more than ten years.
But it still wasn't as good as it is now.
- Really? - It's still cardboard.
I heard you can throw away things you haven't used for three years.
It's better not to look at it again.
You might need it again.
You might use it again.
It's like that because you don't use it anymore.
It's better to leave it as it is.
When you start reading manga, you end up reading it all the time.
That's right.
Here it is.
"Jerky".
My father seasons it.
He sells it at a high price.
I want a lot of it like this.
A gift from Becky.
It's a cap!
My father seasons it, and I rub it with pepper and rub it like this.
Why is it like a strap?
I rub it like this.
I see!
But you can put it on your cell phone like that, right?
No!
I'm getting lonely talking about it.
But you don't have to eat it, right?
I don't have to eat it.
Thank you for the meal.
It's soft!
Yes, it's a little soft this time.
It's good!
Beef!
Wow!
It's good!
This texture is good!
It's good!
It's amazing to rub it like this, right?
Because shibugaki becomes sweet if you rub it like this, right?
It's strange, isn't it?
I heard dried shiitake mushrooms are more nutritious than raw ones.
Dried shiitake mushrooms are good for making soup stock.
They are good, aren't they?
I made kimchi stew today.
I put dried shiitake mushrooms in it last night.
It's amazing that you make kimchi stew in the morning.
What time do you wake up?
I woke up around 7 o'clock today.
Have you decided what you're going to make every day since yesterday?
I usually make miso soup every day.
That's amazing!
Or tonjiru.
You look like a wife.
Well, I'm a strong man.
I know that.
I moved five or six years ago.
At that time, I had something I regretted.
You know how you pack cardboard boxes earlier?
You do it alone, don't you?
Well, I'm single.
So I do it alone every night.
When I come home from work.
I like clothes a lot.
I pack my clothes well and do it.
But I come home tired after work.
The more I move, the more I don't like it.
Because I can't clean up.
I always end up with about ten cardboard boxes.
Because I have a lot of clothes.
One day, I thought it was troublesome.
I decided to move all of them.
What?
Ten boxes.
One box of clothes.
I went out and thought about how easy it would be.
I was very busy with work at the time.
I didn't think it was the time for me to do this.
I thought I'd just do my job.
I thought I'd give you all of them. I gave you all of the ten boxes.
To friends and staff.
And it wasn't just clothes.
Various accessories, accessories, even watches.
I thought I'd just take everything I had.
You left only your jeans.
I left only my jeans.
I was happy with only my jeans.
I took only my jeans with me.
And then...
It's fine if I give you all of them.
But I regretted moving out.
Why did I give you all of them?
But I can't say I'll give you all of them back now.
That's against the rules.
I didn't say that.
It's like I'm buying a new one again.
But I was so excited.
Even if you're tired.
You should have done it during the tournament.
During the tournament.
You should have bought only the ones you won.
I didn't even think about it.
I thought it would be fine if I could sort it out.
Call me next time.
Which one do you want?
This one and this one.
Which one do you want?
I'll put this in.
I'll put all of them in and then give you back.
The one you won.
I'll see if you really need it.
I'll sort it out.
I'll give you back one-tenth of it.
It was a lot of money.
It's a plus.
Once you let go of all your clothes.
I've been born with a different kind of fashion in me, and I've been able to look at other things.
I like things that are similar or different.
I thought fashion was pretty narrow.
So I thought it was a great experience.
On the contrary.
I've never experienced moving.
Always at home.
I'm always at home.
But when I entered college, I wanted to live alone.
I wanted to live alone 300 meters from my house.
I didn't buy furniture for that purpose.
I didn't move.
It was a lot of fun at the time.
I was looking forward to my friends coming over.
It was fun to make a house that my friends would say was the best.
It was a perfect house.
Becky said she made it a perfect room for her friends.
What kind of room is it?
Even if I come to my room, there are many kinds of underwear for my room.
Which one do you wear?
I look up all the types of ice cream and drinks that my friends like and put them in my closet.
It's a luxury.
I buy more American goods than any hotel.
I also buy ice cream for my friends.
But I eat it all by myself.
Why?
Alice eats it all by herself.
I buy it because I'm going to buy it for my friends.
I eat about two ice creams a day.
I don't like it.
Do you eat it all by yourself?
Do you bring it to your friends?
I don't eat it.
She eats it all by herself.
Why?
I don't know.
She eats it all by herself.
Especially the ones in the refrigerator.
Even if you buy it for someone, you eat it right away.
You love ice cream, huh?
No, I don't like it that much.
What do you mean?
You're just saying it.
I do eat ice cream.
I don't eat it at all.
I don't usually eat ice cream.
Do you think it's good when you eat it?
I think so, but I have a friend who really likes ice cream.
When she comes home, I try to buy it for her.
There are various kinds.
But I eat it all before she comes home.
I always say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I ate it."
Then you should buy a lot of it.
I buy a lot of it. I buy about ten of it.
But?
It's gone by the time it arrives.
You buy it the day before.
No, I only eat ice cream.
You don't like it, do you?
You can't stand it, can you?
I really love ice cream.
You love it, don't you?
No, I don't like it.
I really don't like it.
No, I don't like it.
When you eat it, what do you think of it?
It's delicious.
I love it.
Don't you care if I eat it as a takuan?
If you eat it for someone...
I feel guilty.
I couldn't stand it.
I can't eat food.
I can't do my best.
When you eat ice cream, do you feel like you can't eat it?
I feel like it, but I don't care.
I eat it.
If you have it, you eat it all, right?
That's right.
You don't put it in the refrigerator, do you?
It's very simple.
I only eat it on that day.
If you have it, you eat it.
For example, if Taho-san asked you to keep this ice cream?
I can't do it.
I eat it.
If you give me food, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
It's okay if it's food, but if it's money, I can't do it.
It's just a way of using it.
I'm sorry.
I haven't moved that much either.
I'm thinking about moving in the future.
I'm living in a seven-story room now.
Seven stories?
How many stories?
It was six stories.
Why did you think it was one story?
How did you decide it?
How did you know it was seven stories?
Akimoto-san moved from a six-story room to a large room.
But people around her seem to be curious about it.
Didn't you live with your members?
I moved from there and live alone.
I live in a six-story room.
Even if it's a six-story room, I'm grateful for it.
I live alone.
I thought it was just the right size.
I thought it was very cheap.
But I'm getting more and more things.
Various clothes.
I don't need furniture at all.
Bed, TV, microwave only.
I don't have a refrigerator now.
You don't have a refrigerator?
I don't have it anymore.
My members told me it wasn't good.
Makeup water...
I only drink a little bit of ice cream.
About four cans of beer.
You don't put ice cream, do you?
That's right. I love ice cream.
So every time I go to the convenience store to buy ice cream.
I want to live in a little more spacious house.
Let's move on to the eighth floor room.
When I say tenth floor, I feel like I've become a tengu.
I have that kind of feeling.
I don't think so.
The members I spend time with are children.
When I say I live in a room of ten floors,
I feel like I'm living in a spacious house.
It's about six floors, isn't it?
There's a room of ten floors, isn't there?
If you go two floors...
There was a room of ten floors when I was young.
When you were about 23 years old,
How many rooms did you live in?
I didn't spend all my life in a room of ten floors.
We're not in our 20s.
Even if it's six floors, I think I'm happy.
But I want to live in a little more spacious house.
But isn't it okay for you to live in a room of ten floors?
That's right.
When I say AKB, I feel like I'm living in a room of ten floors.
I don't feel uncomfortable at all.
When I was 20 years old,
I came out of Tokyo when I was 18 years old.
I'm about 20 years old.
Until I was 60 years old,
I lived in a room of three people for about a year and a half.
I had a friend.
Did you eat your friend's food at that time?
I think it's a habit of that time.
I ate ice cream.
My friend's girlfriend and he live there.
One couple in Tokyo?
That's right.
It's really annoying, isn't it?
My girlfriend ate ice cream and got mad at me.
Your girlfriend's ice cream?
Yes, it was there.
I asked her if she was looking for it.
For how many months?
For the first time.
When I went out of Tokyo for the first time, I was alone for about a year and a half.
I asked her if she was looking for it in a week.
In the end, I was looking for it for about a year.
Six times.
The three of us slept next to each other.
There are people like that.
Yes, there are.
My friends.
Didn't you get mad about your girlfriend's ice cream?
I was getting mad about ice cream.
Why did you eat my ice cream?
We haven't heard one person's story yet, but it's time.
There was something like AKB's entrance ceremony or something like that?
There is something like that now. There are up to 13th generation.
There are up to 13th generation?!
Yes.
13th generation means it's the 13th year?
No, I think there will be 2 or 3 generations in a year.
Ah, there will be that many?
And then there's selection. There's auditions even after you pass.
Auditions even after you pass?!
Right now, there's about 150... If it's only AKB, there's about 100 people.
About 80 people?
If you include all of them, I think there will be about 200 people.
How many people know your name?
I haven't met the 13th generation, so I don't know.
You haven't met them?!
I haven't talked to them once or twice.
Why haven't you met them?
Because I don't have a chance to meet them.
Why?
You want to know that much?!
Because I joined recently.
But it's a weird combination.
Wait, wait.
I'm telling you I haven't met you.
That's weird.
Isn't it weird?!
But if you say it like that, I don't know.
There's a lot of Yoshimoto's too.
Yoshimoto's...
There's a lot of Yoshimoto's.
There's not at all.
The other day, I heard that Seiji and his 2 or 3 year old girlfriend...
His 2 or 3 year old girlfriend and...
They were walking in Shinjuku.
Then, that 2 or 3 year old girl who was really close with that girl...
She said "Ah, Seiji" to Seiji.
To that girl, she said "Big senpai"
"Can we meet?" She said.
Can we meet?
Yeah, yeah
Who is this guy?
She said and interrupted Seiji.
Seiji said...
I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed, I'm sorry.
I don't know you, we're in the same agency.
No, I'm sorry.
I apologized to her.
I'm sorry, I don't know you, I don't have enough education.
But when I saw her, she was completely different from the Seiji I know.
Who the hell are you?!
You're such a nice person!
No, of course, nice to meet you again.
So we broke up.
About two months later, I went to Mugendai Hall in Shibuya.
It's a theater where young people in their second or third year appear.
When I went there, Seiji was hosting the opening show.
What?!
The audience was like, "Why is Seiji hosting?"
Well, the other day,
in Shinjuku,
there was a young Yoshimoto girl dancing,
but I didn't know about her.
I don't have enough education,
and I want to know more about young people,
so I asked my manager,
and he said he'd host me.
He's so serious.
When I saw it on the monitor, I was so moved!
Yeah!
Why is Seiji hosting?
Okay, let's get started!
So I went down and said, "Seiji-san, nice to meet you!"
Nice to meet you, too!
In the end you don't remember, do you?
I don't remember at all!
What is it about you, Seiji?
I'm sorry, but you don't remember, do you?
I don't remember.
How many people are there in Tokyo and Yoshimoto now?
There are about 1,000 people on the Tokyo Line every year.
There are 2,000 people in the same period of time.
There are other places like Fukuoka and Hokkaido, right?
Yes, there are.
When we first started, there was an old man in his 70s.
We showed him our jokes every time, but it wasn't funny at all.
So we were doing a game called "One Dragon".
An old man in his 70s.
And that old man called us and said, "Why don't the three of you do it?"
That was a problem.
There are many different characters.
There are many things that are held back by the old people.
Something is different every year.
Last year, I became popular.
For a long time...
Fuyodou... Oh, it's "tsuchi".
Fuyodou Katsuigu is my character.
I've been doing it for a long time.
It's not just for the stage.
I come to school with it.
I take classes with it.
I make jokes with Fuyodou.
There is a training camp now.
I stay overnight and do something.
Seniors come and surprise me.
I watch their reactions.
There is a class like that.
Fuyodou is sleeping.
As expected of Fuyodou.
When I look at Fuyodou, he is sleeping like this.
At the live house, there was a corner called "chorus line" and when an amateur participated and it was boring, the audience raised their hands and when five people raised their hands, it was over.
In the middle of it. Yes, it's over. It was a corner like that.
The one who can't receive it will touch it the other way around and it's like how quickly five people will raise their hands.
Doing something you can't receive is one of them.
So, Mr. Tanmori's... Yes, yes, his disciple... His disciple's... His disciple's...
Okamura... Okamura! Okamura! Okamura!
Everytime... Everytime...
He raised his hand at the shortest time.
I don't know why, but I laughed.
A refreshing old man came out and prepared something like an iron stick and said "come in!" and a white dog came out and said "hey! hey! hey! hey! this way! hey! hey! hey! jump!"
"Thank you very much!" and everyone raised their hands.
It was really funny to go around for a moment like that.
We were also desperate to add characters and stuff like that.
It was like a bunch of young people lined up for a live show and stuff like that.
But we were like...
No one cared about us, not even the MCs.
We were like "we have to do something about it."
So in the end we grew our hair out and tried to do a double long hair.
It was longer than me back in the day!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's because you have a thin shadow.
It's because you have a thin shadow, really.
Nakao-kun was desperate to add me as a character.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like...
All of a sudden...
Nakao-kun, how about you add a pouch?
You want me to add a waist pouch here?!
Add it every time!
It didn't change that much!
The waist pouch character adds a waist pouch every time.
But he always tells me to add something different every time.
He always adds something different.
It doesn't matter if it's a normal size or a half size.
It doesn't matter what it is!
"Alright!" he says.
Let's go to Shimokitazawa and buy a waist pouch.
We went and bought it.
The next day...
There wasn't anything fashionable about it, so I'm quitting.
Fashionable...
Let's do it next week.
No, no, no!
Let's do it!
No, no, no!
There was a band called "Poison Girl" who said...
In Tokyo...
Now there's Lumine...
Shinagawa is gone, but...
Asakusa...
In other words, there's a theater, but in Shibuya...
Everything was gone!
Shibuya's Koendori Theater was gone...
There was one in Ginza...
The seventh one was also gone.
When we found out about it, we gathered everyone...
In a small hall in Yoyogi...
We did a show once a month...
It was like a 60-hour or 70-hour show.
Everyone in Tokyo was there!
The staff would probably go overboard and say, "What's up?" and the duo would say, "It's a manzai!" and they'd hand out a mic or something like that.
"What do you want?" "We'll do a skit." "Two pipe wheels, please." "Two of them."
"Poison Girl Band," "Oh, it's a manzai!" and stuff like that.
I think it was because of the weather that Poison Girl Band was pretty popular.
"There's a lot of articles about it," I thought. "Then we have no choice but to go to a cafe." "Let's go," everyone said.
Everyone said it because "synonym" was late.
"Oh, my wallet's in my bag," "Which one of my bags is it?" and I went to the dressing room.
The tempo and the order of the show didn't matter at all.
I looked at it and it was pretty amazing! Poison Girl Band was.
So I did the manzai.
"同義" is late, I think. It's already out of the cafe.
When I finished watching the skit, while I was doing all the flow work for "同義"
"Synonymous" came on and the center mic was on.
No one came out for a long time.
The center mic was just shining all the time.
Then the audience started shouting, "Za-za-za-za!"
Then someone came out with glasses out of his bag.
And then, one of the employees of Yoshimura called them over and said, "Hey, you guys are late."
And then, they said, "You guys didn't come out today."
That's funny.
But there's only one problem. They didn't come out on a comedy show.
Tsurutaro had a president somewhere.
And he was going to eat an eel for dinner.
He called me and said, "Tsuru-chan, you know about tomorrow's dinner party, right?"
Yes, I know about it.
Then, Tsurutaro went to Dacho Club.
Can I bring someone?
Yes, of course. Who are you bringing?
Can I bring Dacho?
President? I don't know about Dacho Club.
What?
Can I bring Dacho?
Dacho... you mean that Dacho?
"Is that okay?" "No, no, no, it's fine!"
It's fine!
"Boss, we're eating eel tomorrow, right?" "Yeah, eel, eel."
"We'll eat eel." "Eel, boss! Eat eel!"
Eel, boss! Eat eel!
Of course, boss! Even if I know, let me put it in the bath properly and eat it.
Eel, boss! Eat eel!