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From the beginning!
The male guest will choose the woman he wants to be and take 3 famous photos.
Who will it be?
Today is the day! I haven't taken a single photo yet!
No, you've taken quite a few.
You're in good shape.
I'm not in good shape, so please be quiet.
Then let's go!
The first photo in the woman's hand is this one.
- Huh? - It's a little similar.
- It's a little weird. - This...
- If you get it right in one go, I'll buy you dinner. - Bring it on!
- You got it? - No, I don't know. I probably won't.
- Seriously? - If you get it right in one go, I'll buy you dinner.
- Hey, wait! He's betting on Juniors! - I'm betting on Juniors, too.
- I probably won't. - I'm sure you did.
- I'm sure you did.
[It looks like apassea]
- Apsaea doesn't go there. [Wrong answer!]
- Ahh! - Yeah, that does look like it.
- You got it?! - But it does look like it.
- No, it's for the meals... - For meals...
- What is it? - Apsaea.
- Sumida doesn't go there! - Argh!
- Apsaea... - Apsaea...
- Apsaea looks similar... - Apsaea rushing eliminates it...
[Wrong answer!]
- It's not Apsaea... - It is, right?
- "Who of the Three-Brothers of Tar שלete," is wrong! [Wrong answer!]
(laughs)
That's crazy!
Three brothers, who is it?
(laughs)
We have a guest speaker.
Nanao-chan!
Your waist and this part is different.
This part is different.
I like small people.
Do you know who?
Ashigana Nao.
Amano-san.
He is manly.
He is really Amano-san.
Amano-san.
Say Amano-san one more time.
I'm not Amano-san.
But you are popular.
I'm not Amano-san.
But you are popular.
You have a kind face.
Only customers will get the correct answer for free.
It's not for free.
We don't charge you.
It's 300 yen per person.
It's not for free.
You are really subtle.
I was surprised.
This is it.
I don't know.
From the reaction, as usual, it's unexpected, but I don't want to see you.
What kind of reaction is that?
You can't say that.
I did say it.
You can't say that.
Are you drunk?
That's a good hint.
Are you drunk?
Yes, I'm drunk.
Yes, yes.
Then drink it up.
Drink it up.
It's not Ebisusan.
It's not Yujikoji.
What is that glittering thing?
It looks like your nose.
It smells good.
I don't know.
What is it?
It's not it.
It's an entertainer, right?
Let's say it clearly. It's an entertainer.
It's an entertainer, right?
It's not Sanpei.
It's Sanpei.
He's drunk.
It looks like Tsurube Shisho when he was young.
It's not Yuyuko.
Nanao is quite a challenger.
It's all in his eyes.
What is rock music?
Rock music, jacket and...
Hint, hint.
Is it a hint?
Hint? Who said it's a hint?
He just sang it himself.
Why is it rock music?
Then, the second one...
Do you know the second one?
Ah, the song is different!
Can you tell?
The song is different.
What is it?
That's too bad.
Isn't this song good?
He's young.
Young, young, young.
Young, young.
His eyebrows are firm.
This is difficult.
Is it difficult?
What is this?
Who is it?
I don't know at all.
What is "what is this?"
I feel like I know it.
Then, shall we go with Probeam?
Probeam, yes.
This is it.
Isn't it '36?
'36?
Ah!
I know it!
This is difficult!
No, no.
He looks like a monster and eats.
Yes, yes, yes.
'82, '75, '90, they're all different.
They're all different.
No, no.
It's fine.
What are you thinking about?
You don't have to know it.
I know it, I know it, I know it!
He's young and eats.
Ah!
I know it!
I knew it!
It looks like you!
I'm happy!
I'm happy that you think like me!
It looks like you!
How do you know it?
I don't remember eating with a famous person recently.
I don't think you are that famous.
None of you girls know it.
No, you are wrong.
Are you kidding me?
Girls?
I don't know it.
You don't know it?
I ate it!
You don't know it?
I ate it!
Recently.
Really, girls know it.
Amano-san?
It's definitely Amano-san.
It looks like Amano-san.
No, it's not Amano-san.
Even though you say it looks like him.
Do you know who it is?
I know. I finally know with my glasses.
Before you know it, tell me.
Have you eaten with an entertainer recently?
No, I haven't.
She ate! She ate!
I forgot!
She forgot!
Even though she's doing the Azucapan Boom.
Well, honestly, if you take off your glasses, you won't know who I am.
You are...
This program is brought to you by ZOZOI.
"Arrange your life in a cute way." Edited by B. Domberg!
We have invited the editor-in-chief of "MART", which is a popular magazine in Japan right now...
...to learn how to dress and arrange in a fashionable way from "MART".
Alright!
I'm looking forward to it!
Without further ado, let's welcome our genius!
Editor-in-chief "MART"!
Mr. Ogiu!
Ogiu!
Mr. Ogiu is now very popular!
How is the response?
The response is good!
Is the response good?
The arrangement is especially good!
Now, let's get started!
Don't get carried away!
I'm not getting carried away!
Don't get carried away!
I'm not getting carried away!
I'm wearing something.
What's that?
This is a glove!
This is a glove that I'm wearing now!
What is this?
This is a kitchen glove!
Kitchen glove!
Yes!
The popular point of this is its loose storage!
What is loose storage?
Originally, rubber gloves weren't so cool, so I put them away somewhere, but now they have these things, so I can hang them a little.
I see!
I really didn't like it!
I remembered it!
No, no, no, no, it's not like that.
This is not just fashionable.
It's like an accessory, but when you work with rubber gloves, water comes in, right?
This pleats comes off.
So it's a functional material.
It's fashionable, right?
It's fashionable!
Stop it!
You started it!
You started it, you fairy!
What do you think of this, Nanao-chan, from a woman's perspective?
It's cute, isn't it?
It doesn't suit you at all, Mr. Ogiu.
It could be fashionable.
This way, please.
That's it for today.
Let's move on to this week's Mart Determination!
This week's Mart Determination!
By the way, last week's arrangement theme was "IKEA's triplet tray"!
Everyone thought of it!
It's a stylish No. 1 arrangement!
Now, this triplet...
Normally, you'd use it for sweets and such, but...
Tamori-san has arranged it for us!
This is last week's No. 1 arrangement!
Here it is!
Wow!
It's like a guitar-less Hungers!
I can't think of anything at once!
Is it because you're wearing it all of a sudden?
It's too powerful!
Now, I've arranged it and made it myself!
Here it is!
Wait a minute!
You're wrong!
I don't know.
Shouldn't we go?
This is good!
The point is...
Do you know what "air plants" are?
What is it?
Air plants are...
Even if you don't water them...
It came off.
Even if you don't water them, they're still alive.
What?
They're still alive?
Yes.
Are they fake?
No, they're not fake.
They grow.
They grow?
This is also an air plant.
Only air?
That's right.
Air and water.
Air and water are enough?
Yes, it's enough.
So...
In the park...
It's not soiled.
You can arrange it lightly.
That's amazing!
It's soft.
If you have a humidifier, you can put it in more.
That's amazing!
This is also...
Which one is it?
It's like this.
That too?
That's right.
This also grows.
What?
Just like this.
What?
I see.
It's the best.
That's right.
You can arrange it lightly for hanging things.
That's amazing!
This is good!
It's good!
It's fashionable!
As expected of Tamori!
That's amazing!
Now!
This week's Merd Examination...
The topic is...
It's too small.
Kiddies Go!
You can arrange it fashionably.
It's 175 yen!
Kiddies Go!
Originally...
Is it this one?
Yes.
This is "Kiddies Go!"
It was sold in Costco.
It was so popular that it was out of stock.
It's sold in stores now.
You can buy it online now.
It's very popular.
How do you use it?
You can use it as a toy box.
You can put toys in it.
There are more toys in it.
It's fun for kids to clean up.
It's for education.
It's for shopping.
It's cute.
It's funny.
It looks funny.
He's doing it for real.
What are you doing?
It's for kids.
If it's too dry, you can use it yourself.
You can put laundry in it.
It's a drink cooler.
You can use it at home.
But you can put it outside.
It's stylish.
It's light blue.
Can I go in it?
You can't go in it.
You can see it, right?
We used "kiddies go" and came up with a cute arrangement.
We came up with it.
Are you confident?
Of course!
Let's start with "do".
Fashionable!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Enemies!
Gays!
It's that "p", right?
No, it's "beijingian".
Beijingian! Beijingian!
Yes, this one!
What is it?
Omyou-san, what is it?
It's good for the eyes, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
You know, there are only simple things like dust removal, right?
Yes, that's right.
I don't know if I should clean the garden or not.
Yes.
But you know how you feel when you clean, right?
That's right.
I think it's the first time for him.
That's right.
Is it outdoor?
It's outdoor. Like cans.
It's not outdoor.
I see.
Now, let's move on to the second prize.
The silver prize is...
I see.
It's an on-style picture.
The picture is good.
It's an on-style picture.
Why "konsai"?
It's not "konsai"!
It's vegetables!
You know, vegetables you put in the fridge.
Like potatoes and onions.
A lot of people put them in baskets.
This is a bit of a pop.
You can bring it to the kitchen and say "this and this".
And you can carry it around.
Konsai is quite a trend these days.
But things are plain, aren't they?
If you put in something like this, it feels good when you cook.
I think it's cute even if you take it out.
Why are you cooking?
The question "Are you going to cook, Kanao-chan?" was completely ignored.
So why are you cooking beef?
You look like you're going to cook beef.
I'll cook it.
Wait a minute.
What have you been saying for a while now?
Futabori-san keeps calling me a boar.
I'm human.
I've been explaining that I'm human.
You're not small.
My parents are human, too.
You're not a boar.
If there's a boar in my house, it's a boar.
They're all human.
No, it's true.
Really?
Again and again.
No, it's true.
A boar wouldn't stand here.
It's amazing.
It's not a boar.
It's a potato boar.
It's a boar.
It's a potato boar.
It's like a boar made of potatoes.
It's different.
Is it a hybrid?
It's a hybrid.
Kanao-chan won't put it in.
It's not a hybrid.
There's no such thing.
Now, finally...
Everyone...
The winner is...
There's more, right?
I got it, I got it.
What is it?
At this timing?
At this timing.
What's going on?
Take it away.
Diving goods carry.
What is it?
Diving goods carry.
There are many kinds of diving goods.
This one is...
When you go diving...
When you go diving, you can put your diving suit in there and wash it cleanly.
Then, you won't get dirty in the car.
Why did you come up with this idea?
You don't go diving, do you?
You don't, do you?
You don't go diving, do you?
I see people who go diving a lot.
How about you, Ogini?
It's great.
There are more women who go diving now.
You have a good way of saying it.
No, it's not like that.
They say it's strong against water.
I see.
You can choose it with your name on it.
I see.
It's not a rare prize.
I see.
But I can tell it's Gafu or something.
You can't.
Are you an adult?
I'm an adult.
Let's move on.
This is a work by a married couple who doesn't know how they feel right now.
It's this one!
You can say your name now.
First of all...
As a husband and a cat lover...
You can say it.
You can't say it.
The bathroom is set for cats.
It's not allowed.
Today is February 22nd and it's cat day.
It's not about cats.
Today is cat day.
It's not about cats.
It's the best.
You can say it.
You can't say it.
It's all about cats.
It's not about cats.
It's about cats.
It might be a cat's day, but it's actually Jinnai's birthday.
How is it?
Now...
Ah, Nakao is wearing golf shoes.
Ah, this is good, right?
Yes.
I just thought it wasn't fashionable.
Ah, I see, I see.
It's manly.
No, well, the whole club is doing it.
The club is doing it.
There was a "children's club" recently, right?
Yes.
Now, and...
What is this?
Huh?
When the fang bubu is hungry...
What is this?
It's quite similar to the fang bubu.
No, no, no.
It's like a noodle.
It's too much.
You can always carry ramen with you.
It's too much.
People in Fukuoka usually carry ramen with them, right?
Yes, we do.
We do.
But you guys are from Oita, right?
Yes, we are.
We are from Oita, but we are from Fukuoka.
Are you a boar?
I'm not a boar.
I'll say it one more time.
I'm not a boar.
I know.
Sashara.
Yes.
Play with dogs.
Yes.
That's awful.
I like dogs, but...
Dogs?
Dogs.
They're smaller than dogs, right?
This one has a leash and is a human.
This one is a human?
It's a human.
Huh? A dog?
It's a dog.
You put a dog in here...
Yes, you pull it and put a zooka around it and it gives it a boar-like look.
You put a zooka around it and it gives it a boar-like look.
You put a dog in here...
Dogs are smaller than dogs.
You put a leash on it...
You'll end up losing your dog.
I don't want to lose my dog!
I'll play with my dog.
You'll lose your dog.
Yes.
Now, Oda-san...
I'm fine.
Um...
For what purpose...
Emergency plan!
Let's ask Nakatama-sensei anything!
Nakatama-sensei is here with us today, and we'd like to ask him any questions you might have.
Let's ask him anything. Nakatama-sensei, please come in!
Sensei!
Yes?
First of all, I'd like to ask you about your profile.
There's nothing here!
He's a scientist who studies organisms that live in harsh environments at the University of Hiroshima.
In 1995, he challenged himself to be a space pilot.
He fought with Nogi-san until the semi-final and won 5 rounds of TKO.
You can't beat each other up, can you?
You have to go to the site.
I'm sorry about earlier.
Excuse me, but I'm going to put on a perm.
I have a question.
Why is influenza popular these days?
That's a good question!
Is it popular?
It is popular.
Why is it popular?
Because Naomi took a break.
Oh, influenza.
It's mostly winter.
Why is it winter?
Why is it?
What is influenza in the first place?
Influenza occurs due to a virus.
Do you know what "virus" is?
It's a bacteria.
I think it's a bacteria, but bacteria are creatures, right?
A virus is not a creature.
What?
But it's not an object, either.
It's an intermediate object.
What do you mean?
Creatures eat things and increase, don't they?
But viruses don't eat anything and increase more and more.
It increases more and more.
Instead of eating food, it enters people's bodies and increases by using people's bodies.
- Oh, come on! - What do you mean? Is it bad?
- It's bad. - It's bad, isn't it?
- It's bad, but... - Yes.
Influenza virus has entered human bodies.
- Shall we take a picture of it now? - Oh, I'd like to see it!
- Yes. - Huh? It's up there, isn't it?
- Yes. - Up there!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! - Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
- Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! - It's like a dancing stage, isn't it?
- Yes. - I'd like to see it!
- How do we use it? - Afro!
- Afro for fun! - Huh?
- Afro is... - This is a virus.
- Huh? Isn't it a creature? - It's not a creature, but...
- When it enters our bodies... - Yes.
- It increases in our bodies. - It increases.
- And it goes out. - Wow!
- It's bigger. - It's bigger.
- It's bigger and it's easier to attach.
- How big is it? - It's...
It's about...
Huh?
One ten thousandth of a millimetre.
- Huh? - Oh!
- One ten thousandth of a millimetre. - One ten thousandth of a millimetre?
- What is it? - Huh?
- It's like this much. - No, no, no...
- No... - I...
- I don't know it anymore, but... - It's small.
One ten thousandth of a millimetre.
- What? What one ten thousandth of a millimetre is it? - What?
In this type, there is a spike and it is easy to stick to the cell.
If you stick it, it will enter the cell.
It increases in people's cells.
It doesn't increase by itself, but it increases by using people's cells.
It's scary.
Is it like a hand?
That's right.
It's like a hand used for this.
That's right.
It's creepy.
You're good at it.
Why do you do it?
It's instinct to increase for animals.
You said it's not for animals.
I'm specializing in increasing for animals.
Just increasing is enough?
That's right. Anything is fine.
It's not about increasing or not.
It doesn't matter if your friends increase.
It's important for you to increase.
But you say that even if you do preventive treatment, you will get better.
Why is that?
Preventive treatment is effective, but it's usually effective for young people.
That's right.
It may not be effective for young people or elderly people.
Then is it meaningless?
It's meaningless.
Then what is it?
Well...
It's okay. You're young.
Why do you worry about it?
Young people are fine.
You don't have to worry about people around you.
That's right.
You're kind.
You don't have to worry about people around you.
In a sense, we shoot the weakened virus in advance.
That's preventive treatment.
It's called "vaccine".
If we shoot it in advance, our body is ready to fight against this virus.
It's "ready go".
Why did you say it in English all of a sudden?
I tried to stand out.
Where does it come from?
First of all, viruses are usually found where humans are alive.
Especially influenza viruses are some kind of food for humans.
Are there viruses here, too?
You'd better think there's a virus where there's food.
Then it's not good now, is it?
If you have a strong body, you can fight right away.
You can fight and kill.
You just win, right?
There are people who are easy to become and people who are difficult to become.
It's winter now, isn't it?
There's a reason why influenza viruses are so popular in winter.
In cold winter, especially in winter like this year, we call it "kantou".
This is unexpected, isn't it?
Even the weather forecast couldn't predict this year's "kantou".
Speaking of "kantou", we also have "kansou".
When we say "kansou" because it's cold...
Kantou kansou
...our noses and throats get itchy.
When the virus comes in that area, it easily gets in.
How does it spread in the first place?
First of all, when the virus gets infected, it spreads.
On top of that, when you sneeze or cough, it flies away.
So you wear a mask?
Yes. The range is between sneezing and coughing.
So it's better to wear a mask.
I want the infected person to do it.
It doesn't spread.
Three points!
Start!
It's not in. I won't push it.
Are we ready?
The new DVD will be released today!
There are only 9 new stories in it, so please look forward to it!
And!
Yes! And!
Yes!
Thank you very much.
And I cut my hair!
See you tomorrow! Good night!
Good night!