AISubs v3.7
Today's numbers!
The number of entertainers who ate out during this month is...
One, two, three!
Wow!
That's not a lot of people.
How many people did you eat out with?
No, no...
Was it Progolko?!
YOSHIO TOKYO KASUMI COLLECTION!
In this segment, we will talk about anger, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction, etc.
If the number of people who sympathize with us exceeds 300 in total, the balloons will be blown out.
Now, let me introduce you to a guest who I also want to let out gas.
Chris Matsumura-san!
This is a reindeer that has passed Christmas.
I like reindeers.
Do you like reindeers?
I like them. Aren't they cute?
They are cute!
Thank you!
Your face looks like an almond.
My face looks like an almond?
But it increased again.
Thank you!
Everyone, please show your anger within 30 seconds.
Who wants to go first?
Yes!
Adobe-chan.
Go for it!
I'm angry at Hokkaido that doesn't get warm quickly.
Everyone, I'm sure you still use Hokkaido a lot even though it's still cold.
But when you open Hokkaido, don't you want it to get warm quickly?
But even if you open it and close it, it doesn't get warm quickly.
It gets warm in about 30 minutes or an hour.
You want me to warm you up quickly.
So when you open it, you want me to go back to Hokkaido.
I see, it takes that long.
There's a bit of a time difference.
It's warm when you forget about it.
If you leave it alone for a bit, you'll be surprised at how hard it is.
It's like a rock.
It's pretty heavy.
Switch on!
Let's go to the next one!
I'll go by myself.
Even though it's coins, it's heavier than coins.
I want to use coins as much as possible and keep it light at the end.
But sometimes I get angry when I buy a ticket at a station and I buy a 160 yen ticket, so I put 210 yen in it and I thought it was a 50 yen coin, but it was a 10 yen coin.
Kosei, you need to lose some weight!
It's true, it's heavy!
It's heavy!
Yes.
I still feel a little humble about a one yen coin, but a ten yen coin is a little bigger than a hundred yen coin.
Third Audition, come on!
Chris-san.
Ah, yes!
I'm mad at the show's staff and co-stars!
On the show, they said "you hired a handsome man for Chris-san",
or "Chris-san, you like this guy, don't you?",
or "I can decide for myself, but I have my own preferences too!"
It's true!
I have my own preferences!
I can decide for myself!
You can't get this from a church!
I can get it! I can get it!
If you are a man, you can have anyone you want!
You can't have that!
I got it!
That's too much!
Let's continue!
Yes!
Let's go!
I couldn't come here because I was born cute.
The ceiling is a little pink.
And the texture moves like this.
Like this, it's scattered. That's scary, too.
I don't like pink, either.
Um, look at nature.
Beavers work hard to collect these branches and make their nests.
Even though they're making nests, those people are cockroaches.
Um, we make it ourselves and live in the house we made, don't we?
Hey, cockroach! If you're going to live there, pay the rent!
This is going to work, right?
Yeah!
This is going to work, so switch on!
Ah, next!
It feels weird when I feel someone's gaze, right?
Yeah, it does!
What's up with you, Mizuna? You're at the edge of the stream!
Is it okay if it's gold?
Gold?
Is it okay if it's gold?
It's better than black.
Ah, um...
How about 7 colors? From rainbow?
No, no!
It's too much!
Why do people hate it?
I wonder, too!
It's the same, but people don't hate corals.
That's right!
Yeah!
There's always something that brings bad luck.
I wonder if it's bad luck...
It sounds bad, too!
"Gokiburi"!
But winter cockroaches are slow, right?
Yeah, they're slow.
They're slow.
It seems like it's cold.
It's really slow.
"Gokiburi"...
It's like...
It's like "pirosuke".
"Pirosuke"?
It's a little cute!
"Pirosuke"?
It's like "kokifurin", right?
It's cute!
It's like "kokifurin", right?
It's cute!
Yes!
Alright!
Say something useful!
I...
I get angry at myself for getting attention.
Why is that?
I get angry at myself for getting attention...
I sweat under my armpits...
I think this is a fatal illness as a talent!
I'm angry at myself for being so small!
And when something happens, I have to say something funny!
Gradually, you're driving me away...
Even now, I'm a little worried!
Worried?
How many years am I going to be like this in this world?
What's going on?
I'd like you to go back to work.
What's going on?
Even now, you're worried?
I'm worried...
Basically...
Then, I won't say anything awkward.
Switch on!
It's coming...
Are you sure about this?
I'll do it!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Let's go to the next one!
Yes, please!
I'm angry at Japanese technology that makes currency notes.
It's a great technology.
For example, you put in your wallet about 5,000 yen.
And you say "800 yen" in your account.
You put in 1,000 yen and they say "2000 yen".
And you say "2000 yen" and they say "2000 yen".
It's a great technology.
So you can get a new one the next time.
It saves you time.
If you have that much technology, you can get rid of it.
You can get rid of it.
Don't you want to eat it?
Do you want to eat it?
Sui-chan!
There is no gas station this time!
We will draw numbers related to guests' private lives from 100.
In the end, 6 people will approach 0.
Let me introduce our guest.
This is Tono Naiko-chan. Please come in!
That's amazing. I've been watching you, Suzura!
Thank you!
The fastest in the entertainment industry?
That's right!
72 days?!
That's amazing!
You didn't even know you were married?
I did!
72 days?!
That's right!
Why 72 days again?!
It's kind of boring now.
We've only been living together for a month.
One month later, he left.
How long were you together?
About half a year.
Wow, that's fast!
So you've been together for a year?
It's all been a year.
That's a fast conclusion!
The fastest in the entertainment industry?
Sanamata Kosuke!
That's an amazing profile!
I've never seen anyone like it!
Sanamata...
Did you marry one of these people?
I can't say that.
Is it okay for you to talk about it like that?
That means you did!
Sanamata must be busy!
That's right.
But we're not dating, so we hang out and go on dates.
We're just dating partners.
How long does it take for you to get bored of being alone?
If we go on three dates, we get bored.
So we only go on three dates.
Do you get bored of eating?
I do!
It's really boring.
You can't breathe?
That's right.
You can't get bored of it.
He's enduring it.
It's refreshing and feels good.
Wow!
Thank you!
I made a profile for you, too.
It's amazing!
What is it?
What do you think it is?
It's a rugby ball!
It's not a rugby ball!
Because I'm human.
Your grandfather is Almond.
It's not Almond!
Your grandfather is Hokage.
Is he Hokage?
Yes, yes. He's a middle-aged man.
When?
Well, when Mr. Yoshida and Mr. Hateno were old.
Right after the war?
Yes.
What did your grandfather do?
He's not Matsumura.
What's your father's job?
He's a kickboxer.
He's a foreigner.
He's an elite.
Isn't he famous?
What's his family name?
His family name is...
Setsubo.
How many children does he have?
He said it's easy.
He doesn't say it's easy.
For what?
Why do you say it's easy?
Are you worried?
I have two younger brothers.
Mr. Akishinomiya and Mr. Noinomiya.
When they call me,
I go with them.
It's like a bonus.
I heard there's a lot of people there.
It's full of nature.
Everyone plays around.
What's your family music collection? CD, DVD, analog?
More than 10,000.
Is it your hobby?
It's my hobby.
It's about 10,000.
I listen to jazz and rock.
How much is it in total?
If I add up everything,
it's about 100 million.
That's a lot.
But it's not my parents' money.
One more guest.
One more?
Nagisa Kataira.
I'm sorry.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
If it's minus, it will go up.
If it's between 0 and 5, you will get this.
Everyone got black.
And it's blue.
3 laps in a row? 4 laps in a row!
You can do it, right?
Sky blue.
Blue sky blue.
Now, it's turn.
It's 5!
It's tough, 5.
I got it!
Let's give it to Becky.
Let's pass it.
Number 1.
It's tough.
This is the question we asked.
I see.
Well...
It's pretty much the same.
The first time I did a story brush, "How much is the rent?"
This is the first time.
But you don't remember love stories.
That's right!
I want to know how many people have proposed to you.
How many people have proposed to you.
I want to know!
Let's pay attention and...
Let's start with the big ones.
Let's talk about it.
Which one should we start with?
Well...
"First Kiss" or "Entertainer".
It's my first time seeing it.
That's right.
I want to hear "First Kiss".
Let's go with "First Kiss".
Well...
"First Kiss"...
It's "First Kiss"'s age.
Tono-san, let's speed it up.
Here it is.
Tono-san!
Sixteen!
I was surprised!
She said the same thing as Toyama-san!
16, what is this?
This is a drama.
Oh, it's a drama!
It was a drama.
But it was unexpectedly late in private.
Who did you play in the drama?
Ishida Issei-san.
Katahira-san.
Katahira-san!
I made a mistake!
I'm going!
I'm 16 years old.
Is this your job?
Yes, it is.
Really?
Who is it?
It's Tomokazu Miura.
He's cool!
Isn't it okay for you to kiss at work?
Usually, men kiss me in front of me.
I remember how nervous I was before.
My mother told me that I should close my eyes when my face gets close.
But when my face got close and I closed my eyes, my teeth came out.
It's really embarrassing. I can't forget it.
Do you want to do it again?
Yes.
I wonder if they are the same age.
Let's see.
She's 17 years old.
Who is she?
She's 33 years old.
Is she a man?
It's obvious!
She's 33 years old.
She was scouted in the city.
What did she say?
She said I was cute.
We went to a cafe.
And we kissed.
At a cafe?
You kissed at a cafe?
We were invited to a cafe.
And we took a walk.
All of a sudden, she kissed me.
She didn't ask me anything.
Where did you go?
I went to the back street of Harajuku.
I went there.
There were people passing by, weren't there?
There weren't people passing by at that time.
There weren't.
She's 17 years old.
She's 51 years old.
She's pretty old.
She's too old.
Can I propose to you?
I want to.
She said it.
She said it five times.
That's right. But I don't like marriage anymore, so I ran away from it.
You don't want to get married anymore?
I don't want to get married anymore. I hate marriage.
How old are you now?
I'm 32 years old.
Isn't it early?
It seems like you really hate it.
I want to play and live forever. Alone.
Alone is good.
Freely.
You don't like being next to someone?
I don't like it. I don't like being next to someone.
That's cool.
Then you can make someone yours.
I want to do that, but...
Just once.
Yes, only once.
That's why I have free time now.
What was he like?
He was an American.
He was an American actor who I played in a drama.
He was really nice to me.
We always went on dates in the morning.
Morning?
I don't know why, but every morning we went to a bagel shop that my friend runs and ate breakfast with him.
He was really platonic and not like a man or a woman at all.
One day, I thought I wouldn't be able to act in Japan anymore, so I went back to America and made a living there.
He said, "Nagi-chan, let's go to America together."
"I'm sorry," I said, "but I'm not good with foreigners."
He was really rude. Now that I think about it, he wasn't a foreigner at all.
He was really rude.
He came as a foreign student.
But he still sent me e-mails on my birthday.
- This one is difficult. - That's right.
- Was there such a thing? - Was there such a thing?
- Let's see it. - Yes!
- Ah, well... - This is difficult.
- Because we've never dated. - Eh?
- You've never dated? - Eh? But this is...
- Zero, right? Because we're women. - Propose.
- If you say "propose", right? - Ah, I see.
- Yes, yes. If you say "propose" to a man, it's a bit... - Ah, I see, I see.
- Since you're married... - Yes. - Ah, I see.
- It's not like that. - Ah...
- What is it that you're trying to be equal with?
- That's quite common. - Ah, I see. - That's how it is.
- But there are various realities.
- This is difficult.
- This is... - 45!
- It's not a lot, right? - It's not much, isn't it?
- It's not much. - I thought it'd be "kiriki". - It's not much, right?
- About that. - It's not like we have many habits or such...
- Ah, it's possible. - Maybe we don't.
- Are we going for "habits"? - Yes.
- The number of habits we can't fix no matter what. - Yes!
- The number of habits we can't fix no matter what! - Habits.
This is it.
None.
None. You don't know it yourself, do you?
You get bored of it right away, don't you?
Ah, that's it!
That's right.
It might be like that.
You're like a man. You're like a man.
Terrible.
Well, it's self-reflection.
Yes.
What is it?
Well...
Um...
Because I don't have enough words...
Oh, I'm like that now, too.
I move my hands.
Ah...
I'm getting old and I don't feel like it, so I want to fix it, but I can't help it.
Yes, I understand.
Ah...
Do you notice it yourself?
I'm told by people around me.
Ah, you do it!
But when I'm told about it, I'm really worried and think, "Ah..."
But when I shake it again and concentrate on something, it's like...
Ah...
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
Why?
Yes!
Hmm...
One of them is?
Um, my hair...
I always have short hair, so it's temporary, but I always end up like this.
I don't know!
I always end up like this!
What is it?
What do you want to hit?
You're doing it!
I end up doing it!
A rare trick!
Something like that!
You're doing it!
What else?
They say one of your eyebrows goes up like this, but I really don't know.
One of them said it's a habit of threatening people.
From a psychoanalysis person.
One of them goes up and one of them goes down.
Find it in the meantime.
I can't do it now, so I can't be conscious of it.
You end up doing it unconsciously?
That's right!
Two!
Forty-two!
What should we do?
How about ten?
Ten or fifteen?
Can we go for a little more?
Should we say the number of times you've been hit in life?
Should we say it?
Let's say it!
The number of times you've been hit in life.
Here we go!
None!
Zero!
It's zero!
You can't hold it!
Are you going to hit all of them yourself?
I'll do it!
Wow!
She's cute!
She's cool!
Why "P"-san?
Because I'm cool, right?
She's cool!
Here we go!
Three times!
Is it there?
It's there, right?
I can't say it.
I won't say it.
I won't say it, but it's there.
It's there three times!
Yes!
How many times?
Yes!
Just once!
When we're dating and I notice various things about her,
I say "Why are you like this?" or "Why are you like that?"
But when I'm dating you, I feel like I'm seeing everything from top to bottom.
I don't have time to calm down, so I want to break up.
That's what she said.
After that, before she said goodbye, I decided to leave.
You're cool!
Because I don't like being dumped!
How did you get dumped?
It's fine if you say it, but one day you're not there anymore.
I was like "what?"
When I went home, you weren't there.
It's a shock.
It's a big shock. It's a trauma.
38!
Do you want to know?
Yes, I want to know.
What was the most money you gave this year?
The most money you gave this year.
Let's go!
Wait a minute.
Where is it?
300,000 yen.
I drink a lot of alcohol.
I don't remember.
Did you pay or not?
I don't remember.
But when I checked my wallet in the morning, it was zero.
So I think I gave you money.
You gave me money?
You don't remember at all, do you?
I don't remember.
When you drink, you don't remember for sure.
When I drink outside, I don't remember at all.
I sleep at the entrance.
I can't read it today.
80,000 yen.
That's right.
Recently?
Recently.
Is it a meal?
It's a meal.
About 10,000 people.
Four people including me.
20,000 yen per person.
20,000 yen.
That's pretty good.
Go, Chris!
50,000 yen!
Recently.
Recently, I often get along with young men.
But because I'm young, I don't have to go to such luxurious places.
They are happy enough.
So when I pay about 50,000 yen, there are already a lot of cute men.
That's good.
Now, this is a little...
You have to go 10th or 10th place.
It's 10th or 10th place, isn't it?
Rent for living alone.
That's not it.
But I think Chris-san suddenly started working at an advertising agency or somewhere else.
But it's been a long time since you lived alone.
But I don't borrow money from my parents and move to a big place or anything like that.
As I said, 70,000 yen for 21.
That's right, it's good.
80,000 yen for...
Rent or house?
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Now, there are 25 left.
20, at least 20.
It's at least 20, right?
I'll have a match.
The first time I lived alone, my rent was 70,000 yen per person.
80,000 yen is fine, too.
80,000 is fine, too.
I lived alone for 3 nights and 24 days.
Then, let's go with that.
I'm sorry.
The first person who lived alone, rent!
Ms. Tone, let's go.
60,000!
Well, it's a little cheap.
Cheap! Thank you!
She lived alone for the first time when she was 16 years old,
so she lived from then until now.
Are you ready, Kuichi-san?
Yes!
Kuichi-san!
Probably.
70,000 yen!
When I was 20 years old, my parents made me independent, but it had already been 5 years since I started working.
That's right, you're already a star!
I'm not a star!
No, you're already a star! You're already a star for the second year!
Nagisa-san, what a shame!
I'm sorry!
Did something big happen?
How many times did you cry?
Ah, where is it?
Ah, it doesn't count!
It doesn't count! It doesn't count at all!
This week is Valentine's Day 24, so please hit the hearts!
20 hearts on Monday is a pretty good number.
Let's win at least once on Friday.
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
3...
2...
1...
The winner is...
It starts at 9pm tonight!
Sorry, it starts at 9pm tonight!
The new series of "Joy Cries Shoko"
Please watch it!
Please!
Let me introduce the ending guest.
It's Kazuki Sakuma!
Since we're here, let's play a game!
Okay, whoever's got their phone here!
Hurry up and take a picture, it's rare!
It's rare for your phone to be here, so hurry up and take a picture!
You'll run away, so hurry up and take a picture!
Hurry up and take it! You took it! Okay!
Can we do it one more time?
One more time!
Elevator!
Excuse me!
The real name of the special show host will be revealed!
Please look forward to it!