AISubs v3.7
Friday's show ended, and Tamo and Sekine fell in love with the Invader game!
The Invader game ended halfway through and I couldn't complete it.
So I asked Tamo about it and he said, "There's a place called Nagoya-uchi, so I'll tell you about it."
Tamo is about 31 years old and I'm 23 years old.
So we decided to go to a coffee shop in Yurakucho.
When we got there, I couldn't do it.
So I went inside and asked, "Why can't I do it?"
Because you can't do it if you come this far.
And I did it!
Thank you, Tamo.
I didn't know you could do it like that!
But when I did it, it was a little off timing.
Whoa!
Wait a minute, Tamo.
Wait a minute, here.
Oh, it's done! It's done!
During the recording, we went back to the live broadcast at 10 p.m.
And Tamo kept doing it.
Tamo, thank you.
No, no, no, there's a place called Nagoya-uchi.
Nagoya-uchi?
I've done it a lot.
Nagoya-uchi?
Nagoya-uchi.
And then I remembered Nagoya-uchi, and I thought I was pretty good at it.
And then on a show called "Ginza Now," a college student came out and said,
Invader, how many million points will you get?
I know Nagoya-uchi.
How good is it?
And when I saw it, he didn't do anything like Nagoya-uchi.
Our thing was the counter!
He waits for it to come this far.
But before half of it came, he dropped it all.
Really?
That's fast.
I didn't know there were people like that.
I bought it for 100 yen and held it like this.
When we were moving, when we ate, we ate like Tachi-soba.
The manager and I were playing a game.
The cafe was full.
And at that time, our manager was walking down Aoyama Street.
No, no, in his car.
He said, 'Rabbit, rabbit!'
He said, 'Is there an invader game?'
He said, 'Let's go, let's go!'
But since he was running, I was running, too.
He said, 'Innovator!'
He said, 'Kaguya-san!'
He said, 'Innovator!'
Innovator!
Then we both stood up and said...
Innovator!
I don't think it's "Innovator!"
Valentine's Day is full of bitter memories, isn't it?
We don't get them because it's every year.
I don't think it has anything to do with Valentine's Day every year,
but for some reason, I have high expectations of Valentine's Day every year!
You know, you normally put a handkerchief or a textbook like this on a desk like this in the morning, right?
I was about a fifth grader in elementary school, and I was about to put it in, and when I looked at it, I thought, "Huh?"
Huh?
It's here! It's here!
Huh?
It's here!
"It's here!" I thought.
It was my first time, so I was happy and...
I didn't know what to do. I was embarrassed.
Anyway, I didn't want people to know.
I didn't want people to panic.
So I waited until school ended for a day.
I thought I'd secretly open it after everyone left.
Ota! Ota, let's go home.
No, I...
Let's go ahead!
He was always with me.
Let's go home.
No, no, I...
I have a lot of work to do.
I'm alone with him now.
Whatever!
So it's okay.
Just not for you.
Because you're popular.
Actually, I'm...
Really funny.
He was like, "Hey!"
I said, "Well, that happens sometimes."
You're talking like an adult.
"Hey!" I said.
What's up?
"Oh, I got all of them!" I said.
"What?!" I said.
There was a boss-like girl in my class.
She was this big.
She was mean.
She was mean and put it in her room.
She hid it and when she found it...
There were a few girls in the back of the classroom.
"Look, I got one, too!" And girls were like, "Ahhh!"
So girls saw me from the morning.
They saw everything.
You must have won a Grand Prix.
You must have been the coolest.
It was hell back then.
It was hell, wasn't it?
It was crazy, wasn't it?
I don't want to think about it.
First of all, there was a time when I didn't even go to school.
In my middle school, there was a cultural festival.
Every year, there was an annual stand at the Grand Prix.
Everyone would sit there, both boys and girls.
And they would write words on the stands.
We did that every year.
It was a sports festival.
And girls didn't have school uniforms.
So they borrowed school uniforms from boys and girls they liked.
It was hell!
Of course, no one would ask me to lend them school uniforms.
Seiji was really popular in middle school.
Seiji had two girlfriends in high school.
Seiji's hair was also cut like this in high school.
It was like a safe zone.
It was like I fell in love without asking for permission.
Of course, girls didn't ask me for school uniforms.
What's more, I didn't have my name on the seat ticket.
What do you mean you didn't have it?
They said I wouldn't wear it anyway.
But when I went to school,
I saw a notebook that I didn't know about.
I looked at it, and it was a notebook with a girl's handwriting on it.
That's what I was surprised about.
Actually...
It's a pain in the ass.
Hosokawa-san is a pain in the ass.
A pain in the ass!?
- That's tough! - Chihara-san wrote it.
- At work... - My graduation album...
What was it? "Yosegaki"?
There was a really hard-working teacher,
and that teacher deliberately and deliberately said,
Only with effort, Chihara.
- Well, you know... - But it can't be helped.
- It can't be helped. - He didn't say it.
- The story I want to tell you is... - Are you going to say it?
I'm not saying it because I'm an idol,
but I really don't have any memories of it.
- I've never given it out. - You haven't?
- I haven't. - You haven't?
- Not for men. - There wasn't such a system?
- Not in Oita Prefecture? - No, no, there is!
- There is in Oita Prefecture! - There is in Oita Prefecture!
- It wasn't around me. - It wasn't like, "Valentine's Day starts here in Kenta Prefecture."
- There wasn't such a thing. - I really haven't experienced it.
After I joined AKB, we gave out chocolates to each other.
- Friendship chocolates. - Friendship chocolates.
In Oita Prefecture...
Each member packs 150 of them.
So I thought I'd make some for each member on Valentine's Day.
So I made cookies.
But they turned out like real manga.
So I couldn't give them away.
So I thought about what I should do this year.
I thought of taking revenge.
Next week is the 15th, right?
So I thought of making cookies for friends.
- For friends? - That's right!
- For us too? - Yes!
So I'll make sure the cookies don't burn.
I'll do my best!
That's your real intention!
- What's your real intention? - Intention!
- Intention!
Like putting in a lot of sugar.
- For people who don't like it. - For people who don't like it.
I'm definitely going to do it.
Women are like that.
Are you making cookies recently?
You can make a lot of them, can't you?
If you make a lot of them, you might not like them.
She's always heart-shaped.
She's been making cookies for a while now.
- Heart-shaped cookies. - She's thinking of making heart-shaped cookies.
- Heart-shaped cookies. - She's heart-shaped, right?
- That's right. So I made a lot of them like this. - Heart-shaped.
- That's tough. - That's right.
Men just get them, don't they?
- No, no. - No, no.
- Because you don't make them, do you? - We don't make them.
If it's a raw cake or something,
you might not like it.
- Those things are avoided. - Right.
Like baked sweets and stuff like that.
But macarons are good.
Macarons?
- Macarons are pretty... - They make you feel moist.
I've heard about them,
but you know that "ol" part?
I'm an "ol" person.
Yeah.
They say I use hand cream with a really nice smell.
"Kiita, I'm an "ol" person!"
- No, no. On Valentine's Day... - Well, you know...
You don't use it that much.
Of course there is, but like I said earlier, I like sweets.
That's why I like chocolate more than anything else.
And even if it's not my favorite, my co-workers and staff will give me some.
So around Valentine's Day, I get like 20 or 30 chocolates.
I'm really happy about it.
Tanaka-san loves sweets and eats chocolates every day.
I'm in trouble right now!
It's like I'm developing sweets for my own show.
That's what I'm doing right now.
I'm in a lot of dramas, and I like sweets.
I like cats and sweets.
That's really gross!
There's a scene where I eat sweets all the time, and I eat that too.
My birthday was January 10th, so I eat cakes and stuff like that.
And soon it'll be Valentine's Day.
I'm in trouble! I'm getting fat right now!
You just ate one.
What's wrong with you?
You just ate one!
I just ate one.
I just remembered, but a long time ago...
There was a time when I made cakes and stuff like that.
You just remembered that?
What I made was...
There was a terracin in the bottom, and strawberries in the jelly.
And it was this big, maybe a little smaller.
It was a Babaroa.
There was sponge cake in the Babaroa.
That's right, I made it.
You made it as a personal hobby?
I personally made it.
You don't eat sweets, do you?
No, I don't eat sweets at all.
There was an interesting period of time.
The saints...
The saints wanted to be patissiers.
I've never been to a shop where there are such patissiers.
What is it?
It's rough.
You may think I'm lying, but I used to get a lot of them when I was in elementary school.
What?
Really?
I got about 20 of them every year.
What?
Really.
You're popular.
What else is popular with young people?
When I was in elementary school, I got a lot of money every year.
One year before I went to school, my mom gave me a big bag of money.
I thought I'd get a lot of money anyway.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't like it, but I don't like it.
I can't forgive you.
Do you have a picture of that time?
I don't have a picture of my face at all.
You're popular with young people, so you get chocolate for Valentine's Day.
It was fun.
Was it fun?
I...
With you?
It was fun.
Did you get one?
One.
I didn't get one.
I haven't talked to girls at all since middle school.
I hardly talk to girls.
It was about the middle of sixth grade.
I didn't feel that way about my friends.
Suddenly, I was told that I was the ugliest in my class.
I didn't talk much in middle school.
You didn't talk much in middle school for three years?
I didn't say anything about work.
I was told to clean up properly.
I was told to bring a broom and stuff like that.
You only talked about cleaning!
I didn't have any expectations for Valentine's Day.
I was told that I was the ugliest in my class for three years.
I didn't get any presents for Valentine's Day at school.
I went home and watched TV.
I heard ping pong.
You went home?
First, there was Mr. Haruta.
Mr. Haruta is a bit of a tough guy.
He's a bit of a big guy.
And then, Mr. Haruta brought Kotani.
Kotani is cute!
Kotani is an adult-like girl.
Then, she gave me a Valentine's Day chocolate.
It was this big!
Was it enough?
I was surprised.
I had never talked about it before.
I was surprised.
I went into my room.
I didn't know what to do.
I was embarrassed.
It was so big.
I didn't know where to hide it.
I hid it behind the curtain.
The next day, I went to school.
My house is next to a school road.
My house is close to school.
Most of the students go past the school road.
They don't go past it.
My room is right in front of the school road.
I hid it behind the curtain.
Nakaoka is showing off that he got a valentine's day chocolate.
I think so.
Kotani in department class is very shy.
Do you know Kotani's chocolate?
I don't know it, but I know Kotani's chocolate.
What happened with Kotani?
She didn't say a word.
What is she doing now?
Kotani is married, but she doesn't know it.
Could it be...
Was it him?
Who was he?
It can't be him.
It doesn't matter.
I heard it for the first time.
Unfortunately, it's about time.
Girls, Nakaoka, I hope you get a lot of valentines.
That's all for today.