AISubs v3.7
Today's numbers are...
The number of chocolates they will give on this Valentine's Day is...
One, two, three, open!
Reki-san, zero.
I won't give you chocolates, but I will give you a pancake or a potato chip.
I have a lot of members.
Really?
Of course, you won't give me chocolates.
♪ On a school day in the afternoon,
♪ Hot chocolate for either of us.
♪ On a school day in the afternoon,
♪ Hot chocolate for either of us.
It's a bit of a pain in the ass.
Tokyo Bus Nuki Collection!
Let's get rid of our worries and worries!
Yes!
With your sympathy, the gas will accumulate more and more and go to 300 gas and the balloon will float.
Yes!
It will never break, so don't be afraid.
Yes!
I'm sorry!
Well then, we have a guest guest.
Guest!
Let's do it again.
Rola-chan!
Oh!
Rola-chan!
Oh!
Let's do it again!
30 seconds from now.
We will explode it.
Should we start with Lola?
Let's go Lola!
I'm mad at socks!
Socks?
That's right! I love socks and I buy them a lot, but they run out one sock at a day!
That's why I send socks every day!
When I do the laundry, one of them disappears, and also, what was it again?
It went somewhere, didn't it?
Did a dog eat it?
Eat it! Eat it!
Dogs might eat it.
Because they like it.
Oh, I see!
Then it might be hidden or eaten somewhere.
Dogs might hide it.
Oh, really?
Because they like it.
Then I'll look for it!
Don't make me laugh! I don't need an instructor!
I'm angry with myself!
When I was eating udon at a restaurant, a man was looking at me like this.
I was scared! I was afraid of being told something! I was scared! I was scared! I didn't like it!
I stood in front of the counter and said, "Mr. Sekine, I'm worried about you!"
I had bad eyesight, so I just stood like this.
I thought, "How small is he?"
But I took a picture and said, "Thank you very much."
After that, I smiled and said, "Thank you very much."
How small is he?
I know, but what do you think, instructor?
What do you think? Isn't he small?
2 minutes and 4 seconds.
I did it!
I am angry with this coldness and dryness.
When I am angry, I don't want to do anything.
That's right!
It hurts!
And my impression is...
The back of my nose also hurts.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Somehow, the back of my nose hurts a little.
It does!
What is it?
Somehow... What is it?
It feels like I have a rough nose.
Even though I don't have a nose job...
When I do like this...
It looks like I have a nose job!
But of course, it is just my impression!
What is this? I don't have a nosebleed, but I think I have a nosebleed.
What is it?
It becomes squeaky, doesn't it?
The mucous membrane dries up, doesn't it?
It dries up and becomes squeaky, doesn't it?
It hurts.
Well, how about it?
Let's go!
This will go to Kyushu, won't it?
Let's go!
This will go to Kyushu!
Let's go first, Abeki!
I'm angry at the department store that has too much heat!
It's not all of the stores, but it gets really hot when you're shopping.
I'm grateful for the kindness of the customers, but we're walking outside, so we're wearing fine clothes even if we're outside.
We're wearing down jackets, so even if it's hot at the entrance, I think it'd be better if it was a little cooler inside.
I don't want to say this, but thank you for always taking care of me!
It's a little hot, isn't it?
Down jackets are different from coats, right?
I want you to make a coat holder.
It's fun!
It's annoying to hold it in my hand.
What do you think?
Let's go!
I've been driving my own car today, but you know ETC, right?
Yes, yes.
That high-speed.
I'm a little nervous when I get in, whether it's bad or not.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
But I'm going to make a good excuse.
And my stupid car, after I pass the gate,
Pon! You can pass the ETC gate.
I know it!
It must be different from other cars!
No, it's a pretty good car. It's always late.
Always?
That's right.
So you check it first, right?
That's right. It's a bad car.
Is that so?
Yes.
How about this one?
I'm counting on you.
Turn it on!
That kind of car...
You don't have it, do you?
That's not enough. Look!
I'll wear it nicely!
I'm angry with the dentist!
When you're getting treatment, you're told to raise your hand when it hurts, right?
But when you're getting treatment, you have to be patient...
Doesn't the dentist make you feel like it's hard to raise your hand?
So you have to be patient, and when it really hurts, you raise your hand at the end...
But even if you raise your hand...
Ah, just a little more! Do your best!
Because!
When you hold it, it hurts, you know?
Oh, I see.
It's good for people who talk to you while doing it like this.
Are you okay?
Hurry up and do it!
It's not like that for all teachers.
How about this?
Let's do it!
Gas out, start!
It's Countdown Suzy!
We'll be adding more and more of our guests' private numbers, and we'll be happy if you join us.
And now, let me introduce our guests...
EXILE!
Welcome!
And now, one more group...
They're here because of EXILE!
It's GALZONE EXILE! Welcome!
My name is Narita.
Aren't you the director?
I'm her husband.
Please introduce your husband.
Nasiro... Nasiro Lolita.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Narita.
Did you change your name?
No, I'm Narita.
You were born in Okinawa, your father is Indian and your mother is Japanese.
Yes, that's right.
Even so, you are surprisingly close to Japanese people.
That's right.
I was the director of "EATMEN" at Nishitani Geijutsu Gabu Tokyo.
I see.
I'm still the director of "MOSHITSUWA".
Was it in 2011?
Yes, last year.
July last year.
By the way, why is there a director of a TV show?
I'm sorry.
Why is there a director of a TV show?
Well...
Masaru-san told me to come out.
Masaru-san?
Masaru-san all of a sudden?
He'll get angry.
Masaru-san...
If you don't come out, it'll be noisy.
You're the boss, so if you don't come out, it'll be noisy.
Is it an order from the boss?
It can't be helped.
Why didn't you come out? Why didn't you come out?
He said something like that.
He imitated Masaru-san.
If you don't come out, I'll wake you up.
I think it'll come out like this.
Well...
If it's negative, I think...
If it's 0 to 5, I'll let you know this.
There's a white and black type, but this hasn't come out yet.
It came out 3 weeks in a row.
Don't forget about it.
There's black and white too.
Let's do it in order.
If you succeed today, you'll get 4 weeks.
I want to do my best.
This is the question we asked our guests.
Is there anything new?
It's the first time.
Let's do it.
The first one is "Have you seen a celebrity for the first time?"
Let's go with age.
Have you seen a celebrity for the first time?
How is it? I'm choosing.
OK, I found it!
I found it!
Juna!
That's right!
Who?
Jennifer Lopez.
That's the first one?
No, it's not the first one...
I met a singer named Ito Ina, and I met these two people.
Where did you meet them?
At a school?
In Japan?
Yes, in Japan.
We had an interview and I interviewed them.
It was a good interview.
It was cool.
17 years old.
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Yuie.
Oh, 12.
12 years old.
When we went to a BBQ restaurant with my family, we caught a professional wrestler's jumbo.
Wow!
When you were 12 years old.
Did you eat a lot?
I ate a lot.
You ate a lot. It was big, wasn't it?
It was big.
Which one is this?
Let's go with "larita".
"Larita".
"Larita" is delicious.
Oh, you're fast!
You're fast!
Who are you?
I'm from Okinawa.
I'm "kitabeppu" of "Hiroshima Toyo Carp" who went camping with me.
Oh, you're "kitabeppu"!
I didn't know there were campsites in Okinawa.
Kitabeppu
It's not bad, right?
Yes, it's good.
It's not bad.
Imitation Repertoire.
Oh, that's good!
Do you have it?
I'd like to see it.
Let's go with "Imitation Repertoire".
I have it!
You have it?
I have it!
I'm training it now, but I'd like to try it.
You'd like to try it?
Wait a minute.
I want to fly!
Oh, it's "poo-san".
Is there anything else you're trying out?
Also, "poo-san" maybe? I'll try my best.
Also, "tiger" is there too.
"tiger" is...
It's not "hatchimals".
I'll practice more.
Do your best!
Yes!
Aimi-san, do you have one?
I'm sorry.
Not at all?
I don't have one yet.
I want to impersonate various dancers and such.
I see.
"poo-san" maybe?
You can do it!
You can do "poo-san".
Then, which one?
Gyalsone-san, please.
Gyalsone?
Do you have one?
Yes, I do.
I have two.
What are they?
I impersonate Segawa Eiko-san and Hamasaki Aimi-san.
I'm still studying, though.
I have one.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Then, I'll impersonate Segawa Eiko-san.
Segawa Eiko-dengozaimasu.
It's similar.
It's similar, isn't it?
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
It's similar.
What else?
I'll impersonate Hamasaki Aimi-san.
You can also impersonate Saito Maiko.
Thank you. I'll impersonate him with three voices.
I eat a lot of food.
How many times do you eat a meal?
I eat about six or seven meals a day.
The other day, I ate about 20 okonomiyaki.
That's a lot of food!
Thank you. I eat a lot of food.
You eat a lot of food.
We still have a long way to go, right?
That's right.
Ta-dah!
It's here.
I feel like I can say the age as well.
How many times did you cry this year?
I'll ask her.
I feel like girls cry a lot.
Let's see.
Ta-dah!
Once.
I cried in a movie.
I cry easily.
I saw a movie called "The Story You Read".
I cried a lot. You should all watch it.
You cried a lot.
I cried a lot. I used about 20 tissues.
That's not much.
Is there a lie?
There is!
This year, I went to Bhutan.
I did a homestay there.
The family and the villagers there are really nice people.
I was moved and cried.
I see.
There are people like you in Bhutan.
Bhutan is really good.
It looks like old Japan.
It's a far country, but it looks like Japan.
There are people like my relative's uncle.
Their faces look like mine.
There are people like you.
It's a wonderful country.
How about the last one?
I forgot about the last one.
Which one is it?
It's Gyalsonne-chan.
Gyalsonne!
Ta-dah!
Three times!
It's three times.
What made you cry the most?
The thing that made me cry the most is...
There's a military bean daifuku that I really cared about.
When my husband ate it, I cried a lot.
You cried because of that?
Yes.
It's pretty far from where I live.
It's a daifuku that sells out quickly.
He ate two of them on his own.
How was it?
He scolded me for two hours.
With a daifuku?
What kind of scolding?
He came out of the door and said, "You ate it, didn't you?!"
He said "yes" all of a sudden.
After two hours, I cried in the second half of the show.
He kept talking about how much he loved military bean daifuku.
That's...
That's too annoying!
That's...
That's how much you love it?
It's about time you regret getting married.
That's weird!
That's not true!
We're still newlyweds!
This is a bit big!
It is!
How about this one?
How many habits you can't fix with a roller?
This is pretty easy, right?
That's right!
Then...
How many habits you can't fix with a roller?
Here I go!
Ta-dah!
Liar!
The part that makes "puku puku" like this.
Can you fix "puku puku"?
What about this?
I can stand it at home.
But I got tired of writing, so I said "No!"
You're annoying!
That's crazy!
This is close to my job, but when I go to the supermarket or convenience store and buy music, I always bend my neck like this.
It's like I'm moving sideways.
This is embarrassing, but...
But you don't have to fix it!
But what do you do when you want to stand out?
It's a habit! What do you do?
Your body reacts.
Yes, I'm unconscious, but...
But as a professional...
You're a weird person.
As a professional, you're good!
You're cool.
Right?
You're cool.
Which one do you want?
Then, Mr. Worita.
Worita!
Yes.
W-what?
Well, when you're working and you're focused, you're being a poor boy.
Also, when you wear a hat, you have to wear it over and over again.
What's the other one?
The other one is...
What is it?
When you touch your bangs like this...
Ah, that's right.
It's a plain habit! A plain habit!
I'm sorry!
It's a plain habit!
Just raise your bangs!
That's right!
I've never touched my bangs before!
I haven't seen this in a while!
Oh! How is it?
We have to reduce it a little, right?
What should we do?
I want to say "first kiss" though...
Is it about age?
How about "first kiss"?
"First kiss" sounds good!
Yeah, let's do it like that.
We have to do it like that.
How about "first kiss" age?
"First kiss" age...
Dora-chan!
Yes!
Oh, ten years old.
That's fast!
"First kiss" age...
I don't want to say it, so it's a secret!
There was a little older person.
Oh, there was an older person.
Is that so?
I was nervous.
But now, I don't like it that much.
It's been a long time!
"First kiss" age...
Ten years old!
Yes, it was when I was in high school.
I didn't know how to properly touch my bangs.
Where?
Where was it?
On my way home from school...
On my way home from school, like this...
While dancing...
Sounds fun!
Which one?
The younger one is better, so...
This is important!
What should we do?
Oh, but...
"Okinawa" age sounds fast.
"Okinawa" age is fast!
It's my second time, and it's fast!
Because you're popular!
You're popular?
Eh?
You haven't lost any weight!
You don't mind, do you?
Ah, I wonder...
Then...
You're popular!
How is it?
That's great!
You were together for a long time!
I was his first girlfriend!
Where?
I was at his house...
Ah, at your house...
Yes!
You were excited!
I was excited!
At first, I got a pimple in my teeth, so...
Sorry!
Yes, I'm sorry.
By the way, how old are you?
Oh, you're a first grader? I'm thirteen.
Thirteen?
That's a little early.
I was dating someone at the time.
What kind of person?
Thirteen?!
I knew it!
A middle school student?!
That's too early.
Too early!
That's a little early.
What kind of person could it be?
Alright!
This is good!
We can do this!
Two or seven?!
Alright...
Two or seven?!
The first time you proposed in your life.
That's right.
There's definitely a first time for everything.
One or two?!
One!
Is this okay?
Alright!
Here we go!
The first time you proposed in your life.
Please!
Should we say this?
Well...
Let's do it!
How about you, Rola?!
I think so, too!
But...
Isn't it Sakachin?
- That's right! - How old were you in the beginning?
- Um... 13 or something like that. - 13?!
- Yes! Um... It's like, "When you turn 20..." - Oh!
- And most recently? - Recently... Not recently at all!
- Um... 4 or 5 years ago? - 5 years ago.
- Wow! - That's early!
- You're lying! - You're lying!
- I'm sorry!
- Which? - Which? Which?
- Police blondes. - Huh?
- Police girls. - Uh-huh.
- That's better.
- I think it's 4th place. - What?
- Galsone's 4th place. - Yeah.
- 4th place? - Then...
- It might be around 3rd place. - It might be.
- Then, with Galsone-san... - Galsone!
Let's go!
- It's your first time, right? - Yeah, it's my first time.
Energy Exhibition
Today, we will send you an image that will make you stand out.
If you stand out, you can sit down.
Yes.
Then, the standing out exhibition will open.
First of all, a standing out image received by Tsuchibushi Yamaguchi Shohei-san, 22 years old in Saitama Prefecture.
The title is "National Popular Apartment".
Koukou A.K.B
I think fans will go and buy it.
What does it mean?
I wonder what it stands for.
I wonder if they added it or not.
Oh, they didn't add it.
They changed it.
Next is "Nobeoka-shi, Hidaka-kumi-san, 20 years old.
Title is "Since it's red bean paste inside, I can't help it".
Koukou A.K.B
Red bean paste!
It's totally different!
What is this?
There is red bean paste in it.
It's delicious.
Next, "Aiso no Ii Neko" from Kagoshima Prefecture, Kirishima City, Yamazaki Kokoa-san, 20 years old.
- It's "Shita no Ha" - "Shita no Ha"
- That's a nice face - That's a nice face
Next, "Akanai Mise" from Kanagawa Prefecture, Yokosuka City, Sugawara Shoichi-san, 34 years old
Work! Show off!
Gintoyakkyoku! Gintoyakkyoku!
It's a warm shop.
Next, we have a picture taken by Yoshikazu Kuzunuki, 22 years old, Kawagoe City, Saitama Prefecture.
The title is "Ultimate Price Destruction".
What? It's always the same price?
It's free of charge?
Steak is 100g for 0 yen.
What's wrong with this?
Next up is "Ultimate Price Destruction" given to 30-year-old Chiharu Seike from Hiroshima City, Hiroshima Prefecture.
The title is "Ultimate Price Destruction".
It's false eyelashes, isn't it?
Yobutai High School Dome Cup!
The winner of this year is Getsu Moku Kin.
A picture book called "dance earth" which is a picture book that will make you dance when you read it
has been completed with the story I wrote.
It will be released today.
It was released yesterday, but my husband lost 15kg with this recipe.
Really? He lost weight?
Yes, he did.
Everyone, please try making it.
We are waiting for your picture book which will make you dance when you read it.
Finally, we have a winner.
We will do our best.
See you next week.
Goodbye.