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Nakaoka has changed!
What were you doing just now, Nakaoka?
I was doing what Juniors always do.
No one is paying attention!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Um... which one of you is Nakaoka?
You!
Which one of you is Nakaoka?
I'm sure you are!
You look like Mr. Ohta even though you are our guest today.
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
The male genitalia are out of order.
What are you talking about?
It's weird.
I'm taking three photos.
Let's look at the first photo with the theme.
This is it.
That's right!
Oshima.
It's similar!
But...
They have big eyes and they might look like each other.
Big eyes.
They have big eyes and they might look like each other.
You two are friends with Oshima, right?
What?
We are seniors in the same agency.
We are good friends.
What's your team name?
Team is K.
What about you, Sashiko?
K.
What?
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no.
Even if you do it like that, it only looks like fishing.
It's no good.
Sashiko, please guess.
Who is it?
I don't know at all.
They have big noses.
Our guest today is...
Are you listening?
I'm sorry.
Our guest today is...
Fujisawa Yama-chan.
KO-KE-KO-KO
Cute. It's well designed, isn't it?
As expected.
No, no, not that far.
What are you doing?
Yes, it's my first time.
Who could it be?
This is...
The color of her eyes is...
Sashiko said "favorite person".
What?
Favorite person?
She said "favorite person", didn't she?
Favorite person?
She said "favorite person", didn't she?
Who is it?
What?
Impulse.
Impulse? Favorite person?
Who is Impulse?
Itakura.
Who is it?
Itakura.
Itakura?
Totally different.
Itakura.
Let's keep this guest only.
This young man.
Unexpected change.
Totally different.
But it's not "kyaa"!
It's not "kyaa"!
Entertainer-san!
It's not "entertainer-san"!
It's not "kyaa"! It's not "entertainer-san"!
Can I say it?
It's "nugumin-san"!
Every week!
It's always this white thing!
Yeah.
Every week, it's only "nugumin-san" other than entertainers who are not called "kya"!
Every week, every week!
Every week!
Every week, every week!
Second interview!
Oshima.
Hata Yoku is different, isn't he?
Hata Yoku is not a comedian!
Hata Yoku is a comedian!
Dokkan!
It's a hint!
Dokkan is a hint!
Are you familiar with Dokkan?
Dokkan!
You didn't say anything in real life!
This is a hint!
Dokkan!
It's similar!
It's similar.
His nose is big.
Do you know this?
I don't know.
It's difficult even if you know the answer.
It's a little difficult.
It's better to think about it from the hint.
Dokkan!
Yuta, do you know Dokkan?
I don't know.
It's difficult.
Are you surprised?
I've said it a few times.
I think you like it.
You like it?
Have you said it before?
Tsuchida?
It's a comedian!
I got it!
It's correct!
It's not "kyaa"?
No, it's "kyaa"!
"Kyaa"?
"Kyaa" and...
What is it?
I got it with a hint.
"Dokkan"?
Yes, that's it.
"Dokkan", right?
It's a joke.
I've said "I love you" many times.
I know, I know.
It's a joke.
"Sekai", "Sekai"!
Say it! Say it!
You like it, don't you?
There's someone who doesn't like "Sekai", "Sashiko".
She doesn't like it.
Sashiko, what do you think?
I've played it before, but I don't like it.
Who can say that?
Who could it be?
Look up there.
Who could it be?
It's written there.
49 years old?
90, 76, 87.
If it's 3, it's 98.
No, it's not.
It's fine.
Do you know this?
Recently...
That's right!
Who was it?
I know who it is!
It's Daisuke, isn't it?
Please understand me!
I'm begging you!
Please understand me!
Are you not an entertainer?
I'm not an entertainer!
Which one is it?
I'm not an entertainer!
Which one is it?
I don't know!
"Tago's Papa"?
Yes, "Tago's Papa".
Recently?
Yes, recently.
Then, let's go to number 3.
Oh, I know!
It's official!
I don't know!
I don't know at all!
Don't you know, Ota?
It's me!
Don't you know, Ota?
It's me, Ota!
Have you performed with me many times?
Of course I have!
You said it!
I don't know!
Ah, but you're right about your mouth!
I don't know about this!
Dokkan!
What's that?
Do you say "diamond"?
What's "diamond"?
It's "dynamite", isn't it?
"Dynamite"?
"Dynamite"!
"Dynamite"! "Dynamite"!
We will give you a quiz.
There are three big liars representing Japan.
What do you mean "big liars"?! I'm not Kenji Tegura!
These three liars have the best answers, but only one of them is telling the truth.
Please guess who is telling the truth.
Miss, can we start with the first question?
Yes, please.
I'm suddenly making a character here.
Miss Sashiko!
Let's go.
Yes, understood.
Let's go with this one.
Right now, in order to strengthen human relationships,
a service that reports what is in the mail is becoming a hot topic.
What is that service?
Excuse me, everyone. Please open your books.
It says who is telling the truth and who is not.
Please explain it properly.
Yes.
What is it? What does it mean?
Since we are looking at it for the first time,
we know who is telling the truth and who is not.
The rest of you...
A liar is a liar in this place.
Right now...
Please think about it.
That's right.
Please explain it properly.
I will!
Yes, yes.
That's what I'm worried about.
Is that okay? Hurry up and think about it!
Okay, then!
Junior butler!
Is it true?!
Yes! In order to strengthen human relationships,
what is a mail service?
Well...
Directly...
Instead of saying difficult things...
I see.
For example...
Your jacket is open.
For example...
Men will say, "Your jacket is open!"
But it's hard for women to say it.
On the other hand, it's hard for men to say, "Your skirt jacket is open!"
It's hard to say, isn't it?
Men will say it.
I see!
It's always open.
It's never always open.
I see!
Okay, next!
Junior butler Morita!
Your answer is...
Well...
I want to say it directly to that person, but...
If you have something you can't say, like "this bastard" or "this bastard" or anything like that, you should send an email like that.
If you enter your age and what kind of person you are in advance,
you might get a response from that person and apologize in the end.
- That person is not you, but... - No, but you say everything you want to say there...
- That person is more open-minded and... - I see.
- You can go see that person. - I see.
- Instead of that, you apologize or something like that. - Yes, yes.
- In the end, you apologize. - I see.
- Right? Now, Ota... - I see. Excuse me.
- Well, Principal Sachiko. - Yes?
- My eyes are the truth. - That's fine.
- Everyone does that kind of thing.
- Well, I have an eye now, so it's fine. - "It's fine" doesn't make sense.
- It's completely different.
- It's completely different! - It's different?
- Everyone, this is the hardest thing to say. What is it? Think about it for a moment.
- The hardest thing to say... - It's my nose hair!
- Your nose hair is coming out like this? - My nose hair is coming out like this...
- And it's tied up here... - No, no, it's not tied up!
- It's not tied up! - You should say it!
- It's tied up in my nose! - Can you say it?!
- No, no, you can't say it! - You can't say it, right?
- It's tied up in my nose!
- At that moment, you will send out a message. - Eh?
- And that message will say... - Wow!
- You can only know what it means, right?
- You can only know, right?
- You can only say it directly.
- You can only know, right? - That's right.
- Eh? - I see!
- Eh?! - Let's go back to our topic.
- In the junior room, Chuck will tell you what's open.
- And in the monitor room, he will tell you what's hard to say.
- Eh?!
- And he will tell you what's hard to say.
- Now, let's focus on Sashiko-sama today. - Eh?!
- How is it going, princesses? - It's difficult. - If you have any questions, you can ask us.
- Which one is the most... But it's not like we can say any of them, right? Through email.
- But you want to say it, right?! - Hmm...
- What do you think? - Eh, but can human relationships be connected?
- That's... That's right!
- No, but... - Ah!
- It's here! It's... - The shirt and the nose ring match perfectly!
- Who is saying the truth?! - I think it's me. - Please raise your wine glass!
- What do we do? - No, which one? Which one? Which one?!
- Princesses... Princesses, which one? - Wait a minute!
- Eh?! Eh?! - Wait a minute! I want to like it!
- I'm sorry about that!
- Now... This way!
This is the notification request form.
You need to register for it.
First of all...
You need to send it to...
This will go to the person you want to contact.
- Seriously?! - No, no!
- You said it yourself! - You need to send it to that person.
Of course, you need to know who sent it.
- See?! - What?!
- I told you! - I see...
- I thought it was impossible! - Right?!
- I thought it was impossible! - Oh, really?
- I hate it when this happens! - Right?!
- Yeah! - But...
- It's not like there's a checkboard or anything like that, right? - Right?
- It's not like there's a checkboard or anything like that, right? - Right.
- Well, it is a checkboard. - It's true that...
There are people who say, "Wow, this guy has a lot of nose hair!"
No, no!
Yo! I do!
Oh, it's me!
No, no, it's me!
Living a cute and happy life!
Beatmon, Mart, and the editing team!
It's fine here, right, Tamuri-san?
Tamuri-san, is it fine here?
It's fine here, right?
It's a new segment!
We're heading to the editor-in-chief's office of Mart, a magazine that's popular every week.
It's a segment where you can learn about what's coming from the current week.
Everyone, do you know about this magazine called Mart?
No.
It's amazing.
A lot of trends are coming out of this magazine.
Things that already exist are becoming popular,
but the way they're used and how they're used differently are being posted by readers,
and it's spreading like wildfire.
As expected.
It's an arrangement.
As expected.
Now, first of all, Mart said that this part is amazing.
As expected.
What is it? What is it?
Downey Lyall Groose was fired from this magazine.
Downey?
Yes.
He has it all.
He's a martyr.
First of all, it's amazing.
The way it's used and how it's arranged are being posted by readers, and it's spreading like wildfire.
Downey's...
For example...
Downey's Groose.
Editor-in-chief, first of all, before that,
Editor-in-chief!
Next, our editor-in-chief, Mr. Ogyu.
Mr. Ogyu!
Ogyu Chicanori!
Mr. Ogyu, isn't that the former chairman...?
Oh, you know him well.
Eh?!
That...
Mr. Ogyu?
No, probably Mr. Tamu's...
In his book about fish...
Yes...
"Our Fish"...
Right?
"Our Fish"...
"Our Fish" is in there.
Our...
Eh?!
It's our ancestor.
Yes, it's our ancestor.
He was the chairman.
No, it has nothing to do with it.
- It has nothing to do with it? - It has nothing to do with it?
- Matsueino Matsueino - It has nothing to do with it? - It has nothing to do with it?
- Ogyuzaka - Ogyuzaka, yes, Ogyuzaka - Where is it?
- It's now at the Hamamatsu Department School Student Council - Let's not talk about fish - Let's take it slow
- Editor-in-chief, we all know about Downey now - We know about him
- But back then, when it wasn't known, we heard about him in this magazine - That's amazing
- Furthermore, in the arrangement technique - In the downy, of course, you put in a flexible laundry
- It wasn't like that, but it was posted by Downey - How did you use it? - We use it like this
- You clean the floor and the whole room smells good - This is the big response, and now Downey's "fabrices" were born - That's amazing
- This was promoted by Downey's posts - That's right - That surprised me - It smells good, and because it smells good, it's not just a lubricant, it's also a fragrance
- Back then, there weren't many products like this, so you'd wipe the floor and let it smell good when customers came - I see
- Editor-in-chief, where do you know that this product is popular? - There are a lot of posts, and the tension is high
- These three are unusual - The tension is high
- In other words, "smart" and "cute" are the topics of this week's "Kawaii Oogiri" - First of all, Mr. Korak's answer - It's a real "oogiri"
- It's an old focus - It's Mr. Enraku's "oogiri"
And now, our editor-in-chief, Mr. Ichioshi's "kiteru" fashion items.
Let's begin this week's "kiteru"!
Right now, we have pancakes.
We have pancakes themselves, but...
Pan-cake-pan!
We have this!
We do!
We have this, too!
A frying pan that can cook 7 pancakes at once!
This is a pan-cake-pan.
Of course, it's popular because you can cook 7 pancakes at once, but...
We've arranged it like this...
We might be doing it.
What do you think?
How do you do it?
We can do other things like this fried egg...
We can do this omelet...
We can do this fried egg...
Why didn't you say that earlier?!
Did you hear that?!
Did you say "fried egg"?
Of course!
We can cook 7 pancakes at once and make breakfast!
I see!
We don't have time!
We have a frying pan!
We can do it all at once!
And apparently, this itself is cute!
If you put this at your dinner table, it's fun!
It's nice!
Use chocolate in the middle and make choc-fondue!
So, this is all your idea?
This is a dish, but this is a party tool, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a party tool.
I see.
Let's move on.
This week's Mart Determination!
What's wrong? Are you okay?
It's not fancy at all.
Are you okay?
Today's first match.
Now!
This week's Mart Determination!
What's Mart Determination?
What is the simple, convenient and cute arrangement of serving bowls used in IKEA's diet products?
Are serving bowls popular now?
Yes.
You can put salad in it.
Salad is originally cheap.
299 yen.
It's cheap.
If you buy a big salad bowl, it's definitely cheap.
Of course, you can serve a family portion of salad.
However, according to Mart Determination...
This one.
Tsuketana.
Now, it's Hoshino-san's arrangement.
This one.
Cute and cheerful at a party.
Cheerful.
Awesome.
Cheerful.
Stop it, Ougiun-san.
Ougiun-san.
What's wrong with you?
You're too excited.
It's more like...
It's more like a model.
It's cute.
The side is transparent.
You can see what it looks like when you eat.
It's stylish.
And this one.
It's convenient and stylish.
Drink cooler.
Awesome.
I see.
It's stylish.
I see.
You do it every time.
Only 8 times left.
I'm tired. I'm going home.
If I had this, I would be fashionable.
American.
Wisconsin.
Already fashionable.
Only 7 times left.
You didn't say "fashionable" just now.
Only 20 times left.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm fashionable now, but I'm not fashionable like that.
Children's favorite ice and cone.
Look at this.
What is this?
It's a cone stand.
You put a cone stand in it.
But it's an object.
It's an object.
It's fashionable.
I can't eat strawberries anymore.
It's not fashionable.
I can't do it anymore.
It's fashionable.
I can't do it anymore.
It's fashionable, isn't it?
It's fashionable.
This time, Miyamoto-san also thought of various arrangement techniques.
Here it is.
Wow, it passed!
I don't think it reached those in front of the TV, but so many adults said "Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!"
Turn it, Matsuri! Turn it, Matsuri! It's crazy!
The editor-in-chief wrote whether it passed or not.
So, five of you passed!
Wow, that's amazing!
Unfortunately, two of you didn't pass.
The criteria for judging is not whether it's interesting or not, but whether it's cute or not.
Here is the person who passed!
First of all, Morita-san!
Morita-san!
That's good!
High-heeled stocker!
I didn't know the size, but on the other hand, the outside is high-heeled.
I see!
That's a good point, Morita-san!
Morita-san!
That's fashionable!
It's a little gross, but it's fashionable!
What do you mean by fashionable?
High heels are fashionable!
High heels?
The transparency of the glass and the color of the high heels can be seen, right?
So you want to decorate the front door and the south door, right?
Yes, you can go four or five steps.
To be honest, I don't know if it's analysis, necklaces, or accessories.
No matter how you think about it, you're not qualified.
I'm sorry to say this in front of you, but shut up!
And, Tanaka-san! Which one of you?
Tanaka-san!
Tanaka-san, that's good!
On a hot day, on a bed...
Yes, when it's hot, the cat wants to go somewhere cold.
And because of the transparency of the glass, you can see the inside of the cat, too.
Yes, you can see the inside of the cat.
It's really cool!
Cat pots were popular in the past.
But you can't see the inside of the pot.
So, with this, as a serving cat...
Isn't it good, director?
No, it's good.
It's good, but...
It's a little like the owner's self-satisfaction, right?
No, no! It goes on its own, so what are you saying?
No, no, it's good!
So, it's good!
If you leave it alone, the cat will go in on its own...
No, it won't go in!
Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!
Kogado-san! Kogado-san!
Ah, it's me!
Ah, Kogado-san! Ah, hello, hello!
Figurines!
That's right! There are a lot of figures from various animes.
Eyeballs Eiji!
And the one that matches the most is, of course, Eyeballs Eiji!
That's a real one!
Yes! It's not a figure!
Is it high quality?
No, it's high quality!
Huh? What is it?
I passed, didn't I?
Did you pass?
Director, did you pass?
No, so...
As a practical figurine, it's good, but...
Like a plush toy?
That's right! I don't know about the eyeball, though...
No, I drew this with a playful mind, but...
Why isn't he agreeing?
The teacher isn't agreeing, but the host isn't agreeing! What is this?
How do you say it?
Hey, Tatarou!
It was easy to hear now.
It used to be strong.
Okay, Nakaoka-san!
Yes!
Nakaoka-san, you put the bottle cap in.
Yes.
It's colorful, the cap.
And if you collect it, you get a vaccine.
Nakaoka-san said, "Collect it for me," and he's collecting it.
And it's pretty.
It's fashionable.
It's nice.
The kids will like it.
Who's the best host in this situation?
Huh? Here?
Yes.
It's Tamuri-san.
Oh!
Tamuri-san, Tamuri-san!
Now, the host of "Fugoukusha," who doesn't know what's going on at all...
Ota-san!
Huh?
Ota-san wrote it really well, too!
Kurisawa-san!
Yes!
At Akashaka Red Theater, we play the roles of actors, actors of plays, and plays before Shibuya 8th High School.
Thank you for coming!
A lot of members will be performing!
Yes! Taitan Cinema Live, Toho Cinema Studio, Roppongi Hills, and other movie theaters around the country will be performing live at the same time!
We will also be performing first, and there will be a lot of guests like Nakagake, Love Letters, Torimiyuki, and Arc and Piece.
We will be performing live.
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
This is a pancake, isn't it?
Yes, this is it.
This is what we usually eat.
Right?
It's bigger than I thought.
Omegamayaki is good.
Right?
High-heeled stockings are good.
It's fashionable.
Thank you.
UMA! EDO!