AISubs v3.7
Since it's a change-up match, we'll ask for the best change-up. If you win today, you'll win four times in a row, right?
That's right!
Three, two, one, go ahead!
Wow, you have such a weird face.
Mitapan, you're still a little off.
Sashiko, you'll win four times in a row, right?
The male guest is taking photos of the male guest who wants to be an idol himself.
Please pay attention to that.
Is your knee in good condition?
I think there's a staircase here.
No, there isn't.
What are you doing? You look bad.
I do look bad.
Please take care of me.
Let's look at today's competition theme and first photo.
Here it is.
Oh my!
From top to bottom!
That's crazy!
From top to bottom, and from bottom to Tamori.
And from bottom to Tanaga.
It's similar, it's similar!
It's not similar at all!
This is...
Who is it?
It's kind of messy today.
This is difficult today.
Is it?
Tanaga-san?
It's not me!
But it's cute!
It's not cute!
It's Abugawa!
It's Abucha!
It's a little similar, isn't it?
Kanasujetto?
It's nice, isn't it?
No, it's like...
Just by looking at it, you can tell the age.
It's kind of like an old man.
It's like an old man.
Well, yes.
It's like an old man.
Like the wrinkles on his back.
Huh?
Old man?
But you are...
Why me?
Why do you have to act like you know everything?
It would have been better if you were the director.
What are you talking about?
You don't know, do you?
We are talking about before the show.
You don't know?
I don't know.
Then...
We have prepared a very powerful ticket for "Answerer Guest".
From Johnny's...
Ms. Ebisujina!
Write "abc" and write "abc"... "z"!
Yes!
Amazing!
It's pure white!
Yes, it's pure white!
Mr. Tatsuta, please go up on the stage!
Why are you going down?
Why do you want me to go up?
What's wrong with you?
Don't you have any respect for me?
Stop it! I'm talking about "abc" and "z"!
The special feature is... acrobatics!
Ah!
Can you show me?
I'll do it!
"abc" and "z"
You can do other things too?
Yes, you can do other things.
There's one guy who pretends like he can do it.
Then I'll stop.
Watch out!
Is it okay?
It's fun.
Let's go!
Show us!
Look at me!
I can't! I can't!
There's water on your knee.
Does anyone know what this is?
I don't know.
But it's more complicated than usual.
It's chubby.
If you get this wrong, you'll get food.
Harrison Ford's "Jaws"?
No!
Why "Harrison Ford"?
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's not "Harrison Ford"!
Can I say it?
"Black Mayonnaise" is wrong!
But it's better, right?
Let me announce the guest.
It's this person.
There's no joy or sadness.
There's always joy after surprise.
It's only surprise.
Isn't it happy?
I don't know.
Isn't it happy?
This is unexpected.
Shall we go for the second dish?
You two look alike.
A little bit.
Not a lot, but I can't say you look alike.
A little bit.
I can't say you look alike.
She's young.
I think I know who you are.
I really know you.
Are you sure?
Are you sure you know me?
I know you for real.
Do you know me for real?
What?
At that level?
No, we know everything about you.
Oh, yes, yes.
Who? Who?
We know you.
What? Do you know me?
We know you.
What? Really?
What?
You're wrong. You're wrong.
Oh.
You're wrong.
Your reaction was amazing in the beginning.
My reaction?
I didn't think you'd be so happy.
I'm happy?
Is that right?
What's wrong?
Are you a taxi driver?
No, I'm not a taxi driver.
You're such a...
A taxi driver?
Are you going home already?
No, I'm not going home.
You're a doctor.
You two look alike.
My knee hurts, can you take me to the hospital?
Let me finish.
But...
I win.
Why?
Let me finish.
This is difficult.
He's clearly not a comedian.
I'm not a comedian?
Then you're wrong.
What are you doing?
Why weren't you happy?
I'm not a comedian.
You're not a comedian and you're not happy?
Are you a musician?
I'm not a musician!
I'm not a musician.
You're not a comedian and you're not happy?
You're not a musician?
It's difficult.
It's okay, you can still get angry.
But you weren't happy, you're a comedian.
Mr. Euclides.
Be happy!
Apologize!
Be happy!
Mr. Euclides, apologize!
If you got it right, you can still take it off.
I'm sorry.
It's difficult!
It's difficult.
I don't know.
It's okay.
I'll say it again.
Correct!
This is the easiest one I've ever gotten.
This is the first time I got it right without any hints.
You're amazing! You got it right!
I did it! I'm so happy!
Let's check your profile.
You're 45 years old.
87, 77, 88...
That was close! If it was 88...
No, no, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
No, it's not like that!
World Heritage Certification Level 1.
There's such a thing? World Heritage Certification?
A smart person?
A smart person!
A smart person?
The reason is...
The person is...
Brother?
Then for the last one...
For the last one...
Who is it?
Sexy?
It's not a taxi.
Even if it's the last one, we still don't know.
We definitely don't know.
Mr. Tatsumi and Mr. Takuto are different.
We know! We know!
They are brothers.
Huh?
Next generation!
That means you're too old.
That's right.
You're 45 years old in Tokyo University.
Give me a hint! I'll be an acrobat, so give me a hint!
What does "Tokyo University" mean?
It means "Tokyo University".
Can I ask you a question?
Have you ever performed with RODGE?
Should we ask him?
RODGE.
What is it?
Have you ever performed with RODGE?
Yes, I have.
How many times?
What is he doing?
It's not "how many times", but "how many times" is possible.
I've been on quiz shows.
Oh, I know!
I know!
It's a world heritage.
It's not a world heritage.
I think it has nothing to do with world heritage.
It's right!
I'll surprise you!
It's been a while since I've seen you like this!
That's amazing!
For a moment, I thought of Hosei Yamazaki!
That's right!
That means...
Yay! Yay! Yay!
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There are only a few of me.
If one of my friends runs out, it's over.
If one of you runs out, it's over?
Aren't you the same person?
I'll do it if it's the same person.
This corner is called "Seide".
It's not "Seide", but Irie-san's corner is not good.
Irie-san, do you have any recent entertainment news?
Can I say something, Irie-san?
It's about Gundam's "Amuro no Monomane" famous entertainer.
He's 35 years old now.
35 years old! Amuro, let's go!
He started working yesterday.
He's 35 years old and...
The information is getting thinner and thinner.
I have one more.
Can I say one more?
Recently, Hiroki Matsukata is into shells this year.
Seriously?
She's into shells, Matsukata-san!
It's not about your acquaintances, it's just rumors!
I heard about it, Irie-san.
I heard about it.
Please say more.
This week's guest is also one of my friends.
Are you really friends?
We're friends!
I know you!
Please welcome, Nakanima-sensei!
Hello!
You look familiar!
We're friends!
You're even thinner than last week!
He's got bad habits again!
He was a staff member of Hiroshima University's Liaison Department.
He's been working for a long time now.
Today, we'd like to learn about the sun from you, Sensei.
That's nice!
We talked about it a little at the end of last week's broadcast.
If you have any questions, please ask us.
The sun is...
We don't know when it will attack us.
The sun is...
The teacher says that it is an enemy and an ally.
We live under the blessing of the sun, but...
The sun not only blesses us, but also sometimes poses a great danger for us.
If you are attacked, you will become like that.
So you can't be with the sun.
It is permanent.
Now, this one!
The sun explodes like it does every day.
Does it explode like it does every day?
It doesn't explode so much that the whole thing falls apart.
There are small bubbles on the surface.
Was it last week?
It was last week.
For example, if it explodes like this...
This is big.
There are small white things around it.
This is a small explosion.
Even if it is a small explosion, several earths can fit in it.
This can fit several earths in it.
If it is big, it can fit several earths in it.
This earth is big so you can understand it easily, but...
In reality, earths are smaller.
So it is difficult for people in space stations.
It is difficult for people in space stations.
We are protected by the atmosphere of the earth and other things.
But in space stations, we don't have that.
We eat it raw.
If it explodes, it will fly away, right?
Even if a mass of plasma comes out now...
A mass of plasma will come out.
It is difficult if it hits you directly.
What do you do in space stations?
In space stations, there is a relatively hot wall.
We all gather there and evacuate for now.
Is that enough?
The wall...
It's hot.
There's nothing else.
What happens?
The plasma particles fly through the wall and penetrate the brain.
It penetrates the brain?
What happens then?
It stimulates the brain's nerves, so you can see light in the brain.
You can't see it.
You can see it in your head.
You can see it?
You can see it, but there's nothing in front of you.
Something just passed by!
You can't see it?
That's about it for now, but if it's too intense, it'll be hot.
So normal TV becomes plasma TV?
That's not it.
It's bitter laughter!
This is my opinion!
Dr. Naganima and Dr. Ohta don't get along.
The phenomenon that protects the earth from the sun's explosion is...
Aurora!
The sun explodes and various things fly in.
It protects the earth with its wings.
That's what makes Antarctica and North Pole strong.
Aurora's fire is what flies in.
Can you draw it for me?
There's the sun.
Plasma flies in.
There's the earth.
It's a straight line like this.
The earth is a big magnet.
I'm drawing a magnet line.
It's called "magnetism."
Thanks to the magnetic field, direct hit is avoided and it comes in.
There is air on earth, isn't there?
At about 200km or 300km above the air, it collides with an air molecule and shines.
At the top of the atmosphere, air and plasma collide and become aurora.
If not, plasma will continue to fall to the ground as it is.
Air and atmosphere collide and shine.
When you can see aurora in the North Pole, you can see it in the South Pole, too.
That's right.
They always look alike on both sides.
At the same time.
Now, there is a video that makes it easier to understand.
Let's take a look.
The sun.
This is the sun.
The sun explodes.
Plasma collides and falls.
Kamehameha.
It's not Kamehameha.
It's a boy band.
It falls on earth.
Once it enters the back side, it collides.
The collided one reverberates and forms aurora.
When it exploded, Nakao-kun said "kamehameha, kamehameha"
And in a low voice.
My mind went blank.
You went blank?
I went blank.
I thought it would be a scary word to say in a blank state.
That's what an aurora is.
Was it a space station?
Yes.
From a space station, from above...
Did you see it?
It's an aurora.
A space station.
This is amazing!
This is not CG!
This is absolute!
This is not CG.
You can see a part of the space station.
This is beautiful!
Wow, it's hot!
Oh, it's on!
The aurora zone is partially rising.
The aurora zone!
It's partially rising.
Right now, it's not from below, but from above.
It's from above!
If the sun explodes...
If...
If it explodes, will modern civilization perish?
In America, 150 years ago, there was a fire due to the sun's explosion.
A fire?
It was 150 years ago at the time, so it's okay to call it a fire.
When plasma flies from the sun like this,
there is a change in the earth's surface,
and it sends a large current to various electrical devices.
Especially, antennas that receive electromagnetic waves
become anti-reversible and receive large currents.
And then, it catches fire.
Now, it's hard.
Even now, there is a large explosion.
It's hard.
For example, the sky tree...
It's like a firefly.
We made it!
That's right!
It's hard.
When a large-scale explosion occurs, the impact on life is...
First of all, there is a change in computers around the world.
Electricity and magnetic force are electromagnetic waves.
When electromagnetic waves are affected, electronic devices are affected.
It's sudden.
It's sudden, but...
You did it all.
I did it all!
It's almost a click show!
You can't do it, right?
Phones, cell phones, memories...
They all disappear, right?
If it disappears, I'm going to die!
You're worthless!
First of all, the shadows of the plane disappear from the radar.
It's a big problem.
Another problem is the plane itself.
Right now, the plane is being controlled by a computer.
If that disappears, it's a big problem.
How can we go back from abroad?
It's possible.
You're going abroad.
I am.
I can't go abroad for electricity. I can only go to Nome.
The other problem is dangerous, but...
What?!
All of our savings disappear!
That's crazy!
I'm angry!
All of it disappears!
It all disappears.
I don't know if it's true or not.
Memories randomly go crazy.
Right now, people who only have 10,000 yen become 100 million yen.
There might be another way.
Isn't it a chance for rich people?
All of our savings...
Shut up!
All of our savings...
Shuffle!
You're going to shuffle like this?
That's right.
That's the worst.
Young people might be lucky.
Young people and old people might have a lot of money.
That's right.
What should we do?
While we're at it, make a note of it.
Make a note of it?
If you make a note of your savings, you'll be able to keep a record of your hair.
Does that mean the numbers will disappear?
No.
It's weird if you do it once and it disappears.
Right now, Nagashima-sensei and Ohto-sensei are laughing.
That's funny.
Also, please write down the weather on your notebook.
Dangerous operation!
I didn't know that a huge telegraph tower could catch fire.
Even 150 years ago, a telegraph facility caught fire.
If it happens now, the telegraph facility will catch fire first.
Can I ask you a question?
If such a powerful electricity reaches Earth, can we store it and use it effectively?
Human civilization has developed, but humans are only bad at storing electricity.
We can do anything else, but we are bad at storing electricity.
If we can do that, we can solve various problems.
I hope you develop it.
Is it me?
In order to avoid such danger...
There is a space weather forecast that monitors the weather of the sun.
We always monitor the weather of the sun.
This is today's sun.
Today's sun?
Many things are green now.
This means safety.
There was an explosion last week, wasn't there?
Last week, it was yellow.
It's a warning.
How long before the explosion?
The sun and Earth will receive light for about 500 seconds.
500 seconds later, plasma will reach us.
It may take 20 to 60 hours.
It depends on the time.
From 500 seconds to dozens of hours...
...we will issue an alert.
And...
Where can we watch this weather forecast?
You can watch it on the Internet.
It's also available in Japan.
If you search for "weather forecast" on the Internet, you can find it.
You can watch it on TV.
Mr. Amata and Mr. Yoshizumi Ichihara did it for us.
I see.
In the morning, you can watch weather forecast, pollen forecast and sun forecast.
Sun forecast.
Well...
In space, there are planets with two suns.
What do you mean?
Two?
Yes.
We are one type of sun.
It's not unusual for us to have two types of suns.
In this universe, about half of us are suns.
I see.
So...
This is our image.
This side is sun and this side is not?
Both sides are suns.
Why both sides are suns?
There are three types of suns.
Why are there three types of suns?
Two types of suns are orbiting around the earth.
There is only one type of sun.
It's not sun.
This is...
If there are creatures on a planet with two suns, they are far more intelligent than us.
Why?
Why is that?
We made science based on the movement of the sun.
It's complicated when there are two suns.
Two suns are orbiting around each other.
If you look at it like that, the sun looks like this.
We don't know how to calculate how many suns are orbiting around each other.
It's called three-body problem.
But we don't know how to solve it yet.
If we were living on this planet, we would have that knowledge from the beginning.
But you might give up in the beginning, right?
Like you don't know at all.
Well, you have to work hard for now.
So, plants move, right?
That's right. When the sun moves like this, it gets brighter or darker, right?
You have to change your location accordingly.
They move.
Yes, they are moving plants.
So, there is a possibility that there are aliens in this house.
Mr. Takajima drew a picture of an alien for us.
That picture was amazing.
You are not good at drawing.
What?
You are not good at drawing.
I want to see it properly.
The broadcast so far was provided by the sponsor you are watching.
What are you worried about?
So what I'm thinking is, why are there two suns here?
There are planets with two suns.
Why? Isn't there only one sun?
I don't know why there is only one sun.
I only see one.
I only exist in one place.
Are there two or three planets from other planets?
That's right.
We were wondering about that from the beginning.
That's amazing!
I explained it!
Don't you know more than once?
There is only one group of us.
There are many other groups of us.
You thought there was only one sun, right?
Yes.
The sun is only one planet in space.
All planets in space are suns.
Is that so?
That's right.
Wow!
That's right.
Now you know.
Now you know, right?
We solved it.
There are two suns and there is an alien in a planet like that.
It's pretty high intelligence.
The professor wrote it down for us.
What kind of alien is it?
It's this one!
What is this?
Last week you said you were a little pissed off.
But this time I'm like a rich elephant.
What is this?
There are two suns and we use them to produce photosynthesis.
Photosynthesis like plants.
We live like plants and produce nutrients and starch ourselves.
But we can't move because of the weak light.
So we move with our feet.
It's like a combination of animals and plants.
What is this? It's fashionable.
This is a brain.
It's colorful!
It's hard to see what's written on it.
Brain.
Do you have anyone you want to call?
You have to work hard tomorrow to go to a competition.
If you pass this test, you can say something.
No, I can't say it anymore.
You have to say it!
Ready...
Start!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Same as yesterday.
Ouch!
ABCZ, please. DVD.
Yes! Yes! We, ABCZ, debuted today!
Thank you for your support!
What is this, Professor Nagano Maki?
Yes, my public lecture will be held at Fuji TV headquarters from 15:10 on Thursday, February 9th.
If you would like to apply, please see the homepage of the program.
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Thank you!