AISubs v3.7
First of all, let's sit down and enjoy Friday's regular person's private talk.
There is a difference between good and bad mandarins.
You said there is a way of distinguishing them.
Yes, you look at the back.
The one that is dented here is sweeter.
It means that it is heated up.
Is it better if it is dented here?
There is a difference.
It's not sweet like this.
It's big and juicy, but it has a lot of water.
If there is not enough water, it is not sweet.
This is sweet.
This is not a private talk.
Let's compare.
This is the best.
I found a good one.
This is the best.
Let's compare good and bad ones.
This is not good.
This is the best.
This is good.
Let's eat.
This has a different taste.
Tsuyoshi, you look at the back and eat.
Which one is better?
It's easy.
Let's compare.
Let's start with this one.
It's good.
Is it good?
Let's eat the next one.
Ah, this one.
Is it this pattern?
Which one is good?
The first one is good.
It's sweet, but...
The water is cloudy.
It's sour.
It's sweet.
Do you know?
No, it's not!
It's not, right?
It feels like an orange.
No, it's not!
It's good, but...
It tastes like an orange.
Give me a bad one.
Do you know?
No, it's not!
Give me a bad one.
It's not!
It's not, right?
It's not!
Where did you learn it?
Kimura-kun taught me.
Let's talk about each episode, starting with this person!
I'm sorry, it's boring, but I don't rest every year.
It's New Year's Day.
That's right, so I've been working all day.
She works overtime.
That's right.
But there's a special New Year's Eve in Iitomo.
And there's a New Year's Eve party.
The second party after that was a little fun.
Where did you go?
Me, Akimotti, just girls, and...
Ronbuno Atsushi-san, Samazo Otake-san, Taka-san, Irie- san, Ayabe-san...
I think?
Kokado-san.
It's Kokado-san!
Kokado!
Wait, I haven't heard about the second party.
The second party was supposed to be fun, but...
Becky-san got caught up in trouble!
When boys and girls get together...
Who is the most sexy person here?
It's like a finger-pointing game.
What are you doing?
I'm like a kid.
Who is the sexiest person here?
I guess it's someone.
And Akimotti chose Taka-san for New Year's Eve.
That's right!
And I didn't think...
What?!
Taka-san got a little angry.
I don't want you to say that!
So we said goodbye and broke up.
I got in the taxi.
And then...
A drunk man came in.
What?!
In the taxi?!
Yes, as soon as the door closed.
He put his hand on my shoulder and...
"Go to Nippori!" he said.
Nippori?!
"Something's wrong," Ayabe-san thought.
He came to help me.
"Are you okay, Becky?" he asked me.
But you're drunk...
I don't want you two fighting.
"I'm okay!" he said.
And then Ayabe-san said...
Oh, you're Becky's boyfriend!
That's what I thought!
"Oh, I got it!" and then he disappeared.
Then I was like, "Let's go to Japan! Let's go to Japan!"
Did you know that he was Becky?
I knew. I was about to leave through the right door, but it wouldn't open, right?
So I was like, "Help me!"
But in the end, I was saved!
I don't know why, but I was able to get out of there.
I was like, "Oh, I'm glad!"
And in the new year, I talked with Mr. Ayabe about how hard it was back then.
I thought I got away from the taxi on my own,
but actually, Mr. Ayabe was coming to save me.
But I didn't know that important part of it, and I forgot about it.
Mr. Ayabe said that I protected Becky.
And then, for a few days, in order to watch "Atsushi" on TV,
he said that he felt like I was protecting my girlfriend.
But I didn't know that important part of it, and I'm sorry.
That's what happened.
It was dangerous.
It was dangerous. I thought I should be careful.
But, really, at the end of the year, it was really hard.
I was working while hitting the nail on the head.
So I decided this year. I'm going to rest!
You should rest.
I'm going to play!
I was also working while hitting the nail on the head.
I knew it!
No, I know. You have to do it, and you want to do it, too.
Yes, yes, yes.
But there's a limit somewhere.
Last year, it's been a while since I played on my day off.
There was a day off when I went to Ueto A and Tamori's house.
It was really fun!
So I thought I should rest this year.
It's not like I don't like work.
It's important to rest.
Shingo was talking about this.
I saw it on Itomo.
He always goes to you.
In the morning.
Yes, yes, he did.
To the shrine.
It was late at night.
Chupon was a little out of order.
He said that on the show.
He was irritated.
No, I'm not like that!
Kusanagi and Katori go to Hatsumode every year.
But this year, they had a little fight.
We always do KOWAKU.
And this year, we had a countdown.
Becky was there, too.
It's past 1 a.m. after the countdown.
When we went to the dressing room...
Of course, Goro wasn't there.
Neither Kimura nor Nakaya were there.
When we got back to the dressing room, we were like "Let's watch KOWAKU's VTR!"
I want to go there as soon as possible.
It's getting older.
And KOWAKU is on December 31st.
It was last year.
I think it's better to watch it in the morning.
But I want to go back to last year.
I want to watch last year's VTR first.
And then I want to watch the countdown we just did.
The countdown we just did is about 30 minutes long.
So it takes more than 30 minutes to watch it.
I don't know why, but I want to watch it for about 40 minutes.
It's January 1st.
I want to go to the shrine as soon as possible.
For HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I don't know why it's last year.
I feel like I'm going back in time from last year.
Is that why you decided to go there?
Yes.
So I want to go there as soon as possible.
I want to stop watching it and start complaining.
When it becomes like that...
I want to go there as soon as possible.
I want to say that the standing position is different.
The driving position here is different.
I want to say that it's like last year.
And I don't think I was alone.
I want to say that in detail.
When I say that, I feel like I'm going to cry.
When I go to the shrine, it's about 3 o'clock.
Are there people there at 3 o'clock?
There are people there.
It must be difficult for people.
There are people there, but they are careful.
They don't look at people like that.
I wanted to clear up some misunderstandings.
You said you were really irritated.
No, I wasn't that irritated.
Did you go to Mr. Tamuri's house for New Year's?
I went to his house and slept all day.
All day?!
So you were tired.
I didn't see him for a day.
What?!
Even though you made it your house.
What a happy ending.
I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I'd watch some TV.
But I heard something in the kitchen.
So I opened the fridge and drank some barley tea.
It's been a while since I woke up like this.
So I thought I'd talk to you.
But I ended up sleeping with barley tea in my hand.
Did you get better after three days?
I got so much better.
I got so much better and I still work a lot.
I slipped and it hurt so much.
You pulled it a lot.
I pulled it a lot.
You made a legend out of it.
I want to work hard this year.
Tokudaigo.
I'm going to be Tokudaigo from now on.
A lot of things happen.
I was the exact opposite of Becky.
I was at home all the time.
Just like you, I was sleeping.
At the end of last year, I worked so much that I never did before.
You were so busy.
I was very busy.
On New Year's Day, he was busy watching TV at home.
So what did he notice about a female comedian?
She was always tired and was sleeping at home.
And when she woke up, she was watching TV.
She was watching it all the time.
I was watching it with my friends.
There were a lot of variety shows.
But my best friend was Tomochika.
Oh, Tomochika.
It was the most interesting show of the year.
It was a shuffle dream match between Tomochika and Ayabe.
Ayabe was the leader of an erotic hotel and his band.
It was very interesting to see the erotic leader of the band, Ayabe, doing his best.
And there is a recital with a band singer.
I did it with Suwama-san on Fuji TV.
I also did it with Kosagai-kun and Kuroko and Gureko.
I did it before that.
I was so excited about it.
Also, Fujiwara Norika's musical press conference was very interesting.
Tomochika did it.
Tomochika is amazing.
It was amazing.
Also, Udo often appeared alone.
When I get a personal offer, I always call Amanon and say, "Amano-kun, can I appear?"
Then Amanon says, "Udo-chan, isn't this good?"
If Amanon allows it, I appear.
I was able to participate in AKB48 activities.
I was able to record my voice.
I was able to appear in public with Kusanagi-san and Kusumappu-san.
You were able to record your voice!
I was happy to be able to record my voice!
It's actually your first time, isn't it, Akimoto-sensei?
That's right, Akimoto-sensei.
I've never recorded my voice before.
That's why AKB48-chan wanted to give you a present.
AKB48-chan?
No, no, no!
Thank you for caring for me, Meki-san!
You were busy, weren't you?
That's right. We were together quite a lot.
We were AKB48 family.
Usually, we were AKB, SKE, NMB No.
But we were all family.
There was an older sister group called SDN.
And there was JKT48 from Jakarta.
It's been a while!
Are you in Japan now?
We only come here when we have a concert.
- From Jakarta? - Yes, from Jakarta.
Akimoto-sensei, do you know everything? Who is who?
I don't know everything.
- That's right. - That's interesting.
- I think I'll do my best, but... - That's amazing.
Since there are a lot of people, we don't have a dressing room.
So, all of us from AKB48 came to a studio in NHK.
There was only one dressing room.
About 200 people.
Since we don't get together often, we try to communicate a lot.
But first of all, it's Jakarta, right?
That's offensive!
But first of all, it's Jakarta, right?
I tried to catch my breath and started speaking in English,
but I couldn't understand English!
You can speak English?
I could speak a little English, so I tried to speak it.
Excuse me, I'm Indonesian.
- I see! - That's right.
I couldn't speak it at all.
Then I thought I'd make friends with girls from No. 1 or S.K.E.
We were getting along pretty well.
A girl from Kansai came up to me and said,
Ms. Hakimoto, I'd like to ask you something.
Can I ask you something?
I said, "Sure, go ahead."
She said, "I'd like you to teach me how to survive in the entertainment world."
Also, I'd like you to teach me how to make my own characters in AKB.
- I see! - I see!
It's hard to make your own characters because there are so many of you.
Ms. Hakimoto, what do you do for a living?
I don't always get selected.
I taught her what I was taught.
First of all, I said I'd like to make my own characters.
But I wanted to make sure that I didn't say anything.
- So you wanted to say it on camera? - Yes, I wanted to say it on camera.
- You're a very legal man. - I know.
- You wanted to say it on camera. - Yes, I wanted to say it on camera.
- I see. - In AKB, you don't say your own character first, do you?
I already said that.
AKB fans know everyone, but you shouldn't think they know you.
I heard you said "Yaguchi Maria Momusu" instead of "Yaguchi Maria Momusu".
- I didn't say that. - You said "Sayaka is..."
I was 23 years old, so I thought about whether I should quit because I was young...
- ...or what people would think of me. - You have to have an enemy.
- An enemy. - Don't say "Sayaka is an enemy".
That's...
At the end of the year, new members...
I'm a middle schooler in AKB, so...
Oh, I see.
I've become quite popular.
If you ask Akimotsu-san, he'll tell you anything.
Oh, I see.
Akimotsu-san is a good person.
For me...
January 1st is...
I've been doing it for 6 or 7 years now...
The New Year's party led by Ryuei Ueshima-san...
I always do it on January 1st.
Oh...
And this is...
It's really like...
It's like a guess drink party...
Every year, no matter how I look at it...
It's only male comedians...
Yeah...
They're naked...
Old men and women kissing...
I don't know...
But when I realize it...
In a bath full of roses...
Ryuei-san and two people are in there...
No, it's "instant johnson" and "sugi"
I'm doing this at home, so I'm going to do it in a shop...
I've decided to do it in a shop since last year.
So, even if I say it, it's "ryuei-san", "higo-san", "tsuda-san", and "injon"...
For the time being, everyone is a celebrity and there are about 15 people.
I thought I'd book a shop like that, so I booked "nakano no shoya".
It's a private room, so it's not naked, but in the end it's a private drinking party.
So, again this year, I decided to book "nakano no shoya" and do it...
This year, a special guest, "shimazaki wakago-san", will come.
It's the first time a female guest has come...
There are a few people, including me, who are against it...
But, even if "wakago-san" comes, it's bad manners...
They kiss "wakago-san" and do sexual harassment...
I thought it would be better not to do it, so in the end I came...
She dressed like a kimono and came...
I don't know if it's a good thing about "ryuei-kai" or not...
When a woman came, I got nervous and became a very serious drinker...
In the end, I did "yamanote declaration club"...
I did "shibuya"...
This time, it ended with a very beautiful drinking party...
On Wednesday, the broadcast is over...
What is the way of distinguishing aliens taught by Dr. Nagaruma?
Chimpanzees and humans...
What is it called?
Genetics...
It's almost the same...
It's 99% the same...
Chimpanzees and humans...
But it's only 1% different...
Chimpanzees are actually scary.
They are quite violent, but...
That's what you think, isn't it?
Yes, you're right.
So what separates us from chimpanzees is...
It's cohesion, sharing and helping each other...
It's this spirit.
And it's because we developed this spirit...
That we're living a different life from the chimpanzees here now.
It's been a cold world for 100,000 years.
The world of ice.
There's no food, no water, no energy.
There's no land to live in.
If we don't develop this spirit of sharing and helping each other...
We won't be able to overcome 100,000 years of ice age.
That's why I say it's a peaceful spirit.
Humans evolve, right?
Right.
But other animals don't evolve.
I think other animals evolve in their own way.
They do.
Mr. Kinjitara...
The North Pole is...
It's not what I studied or what I think it is...
It's a convenience store.
It is.
The North Pole?!
The North Pole is at the end of it.
I see.
So it's not Alaska or something like that?
It's not Alaska.
My recommendation is Norway.
Norway?
The North Pole's muddy city.
There are three convenience stores in that city.
There are three?!
Mr. Kinjitara, where do you want to go next?
What I want to do now is...
First of all, I want to go to the desert.
Desert.
Sahara Desert.
I've been diving in the deep sea...
You've been to the desert, right?
I've been there, but I haven't done enough yet.
You know, you can only do activities in the daytime in the desert.
Because it's too hot.
You can only do activities in the daytime or in the morning.
It's a very limited time.
The only means of transportation during that time is your own car or a rakuta.
But I can't go everywhere.
I only do a little bit.
I want to work more and more, so I want to live in the desert for a few months.
What do you look for?
First of all, there are animals living there, but there are also animals in the sand.
I look for those animals, but in order to know about them, I have to know about their feelings first.
There is about 2,000 meters of ice, and it is discovered that there is a lake there.
It's said that it's about 3,700 meters deep.
It should be penetrated in a little while, but at this point in time, that news is not included.
When it enters, it's dirty, so at the point where it penetrates and reaches the lake, there is a risk that the situation will change at once.
I told Russia not to do it, but Russia kept doing it for a long time.
My teacher's wish arrived, but it broke down and stopped.
That's a story from two or three years ago.
Is it really okay?
This season is the summer of Antarctica, but in this summer of Antarctica, if it penetrates, it will penetrate during this week.
You don't like that, do you?
I think you should take good care of it.
The lake will be polluted?
Yes.
But you want to know what's in it, don't you?
Is there a secret of the earth in it?
It's been isolated by ice for 30 million years.
You want to know what evolved in it.
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
But there are creatures even in Antarctica's ice.
Yes, that's what I was talking about, but there are creatures even in the ice.
That's amazing.
In the ice?
There are creatures in the ice.
What do you mean?
Well, they are not big creatures...
But they can't move, can they?
They are small.
There is a small space in the ice, and there is water that hasn't frozen yet.
Real microorganisms.
Yes, real microorganisms.
What are they?
What is ice?
Ice is snow that has been falling for a long time.
It can be 400,000 or 500,000 years old.
So, there are creatures that have been trapped in ice for 500,000 years.
Are they alive?
Yes, they are alive.
500,000 years...
So, it's not like water has frozen, is it?
Ice is thicker...
Yes, it's snow.
Yes, it's frozen.
500,000 years...
What?
A lake...
There was a lake in the first place.
Why didn't the lake freeze?
Well...
One of them is the earth's heat from below, and it's a little warmed up.
Just a little.
The other one...
Well, there is a balance of pressure, but...
In the past 10 million years or 20 million years or 30 million years...
Such a lake hasn't frozen yet.
Such a lake has twice the area of a beach.
And the water volume is tremendous.
It takes time for everything to freeze.
If there was such a lake in the era like Nessie...
That's true.
If there was such a lake in the era like Nessie...
That's right.
Is there such a big one?
Well, I don't want to say it, but...
But it's not like that...
You can't say it, can you?
But you usually go all over the world.
Do you watch Japanese TV?
I don't watch it much.
You don't watch it much.
But you're basically in Japan, aren't you?
I'm in Japan.
You're basically in Japan, but...
I've been there recently.
I go there and there.
But do you like "One Piece"?
I like "One Piece"!
Oh, you like "Adventure".
Oh, I like "Adventure".
Oh, you like "Adventure".
But you wanted to go to space, didn't you? It was sad.
Yes, so even if I can't go there, I want to send my brain a copy of it.
You say amazing things.
You see the silicon of the computer now, right?
If I copy the synapse pattern of my brain cells on the silicon chip and go there, I think and feel like I do.
You don't have to put it in!
Can you put in what you think and feel again?
I want you to send it to me by telegraph.
What?!
So you put in a camera that you can see, and you put in a much better camera than mine,
and you look at the image and say, "Wow, that's amazing!" and you feel moved.
If you do that, even in places where humans risk their lives, you can spread it all over the universe.
I see.
Do you think there are aliens?
I think there are.
Do you think they live as humans?
I don't know how they live.
You know, there are this type of octopus and human-type aliens, right?
Yes, there are.
It's not just one or the other.
I don't know if this form of evolution is the best or not.
I don't think this form of evolution is always the best of the best.
There are many other forms of evolution.
There are many forms of evolution.
Do you think there are aliens living on Earth?
I can't deny that, but...
Do you think they want to stay in this world?
I don't know.
It might be comfortable.
Tada!
Is there a way to tell?
What? Aliens?
It only works in Japan, but in Japan only, they do radio control.
Radio?
Aliens don't know how to do radio control, so they can't do it.
What?
Do you know Mars?
If you tell me to do it, I'll do it.
I'm sure aliens can't do it.
What? What do you mean?
He's just a radio station manager.
What did you say about Sermon?
I was thinking of changing myself.
When? When did you think of changing yourself?
I was thinking of changing myself on January 5th.
How did you think of changing yourself?
Sensei, did you have an affair?
Did you have an affair?
I had an affair outside.
You said you didn't watch TV.
I watched it when I was a kid.
Do you like any celebrities now?
I don't know many celebrities.
What about AKB?
AKB...
That's suspicious.
Do you like AKB?
I only know their names.
Do you know the name of the most popular person in the center of AKB?
Shogo.
Shogo!