AISubs v3.7
Today's menu!
The number of times we cooked this week!
Open at once!
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
I answered Pakistani curry!
I'll order char siu don, wife!
You guys seem to have a lot of worries, so I'll tell you what to do with the gas.
If you can sympathize with that anger, please press the button in your hand.
Depending on your sympathy, the balloon will inflate and at the end it will jump out when it reaches 300 gas.
There are times when it doesn't jump out.
A guest who doesn't want to be a guest but wants to pull out the gas has come.
The one who didn't fall, please!
It's piling up! It's piling up every day!
Yes!
Maybe your gas is piling up more than his.
That's right!
He's happy every day!
You have 30 seconds.
Yes!
Thank you very much.
Well, which one should we go for?
Yes!
Since we're here...
That's right!
Let's go for it!
That was cool!
What is it?
Well, it's...
"Husband's Whistle"!
It looks big!
It's big!
Well...
This is annoying!
I'm tired in the same way, but...
He goes to bed first!
That "husband's whistle" is amazing!
Isn't it going to blow up?
He whistles like that.
And...
When they got married...
He stopped whistling a little bit.
Lately, he...
How do you say it?
He's gotten big and...
He doesn't wake up.
Well, he whistled a little bit.
Before, he was like...
Ugh!
But...
That's gone and he's become a little cool.
That's how I feel about it.
Husband's Whistle
This is really...
There are some people who are amazing!
Even if you're sleeping in your own room...
There are people like that!
It doesn't happen to you, right?
No, sometimes...
Ugh!
"Ugh!" and it happens.
Oh, is that so?
Husband's Whistle
Well, how was it?
If you can sympathize with what we just said...
Please press the button!
Husband's Whistle
If you can sympathize with what we just said...
Please press the button!
Husband's Whistle
Let's move on!
I'm angry with the snow that fell on Monday!
I woke up at 8.30 in the morning and the people around me were already removing snow.
I had to do it too, so I started removing snow.
And then...
The bottom of the ground turned into ice.
Snow!
Stay as you are, snow!
That ice wouldn't come off!
After that, I went to a quiz show and I was so tired that I couldn't move my head.
And we met again!
Stay as you are, snow!
If you stay as you are in the snow, you can feel the wind.
Depending on the place, it's possible to remove frozen snow.
It depends on the place.
If you sympathize with what we just said...
Please press the button!
Let's go!
Let's go Jesse!
Tamori-san, who didn't let me do this last week, is angry.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
It's not that.
When I was about to eat raisin bread,
I saw a person with a face like "what are you eating raisin for?" and I got angry.
I like raisin, but there are a lot of people around me who don't like raisin.
And when I eat raisin in curry,
there are people who react like "what are you eating raisin for?"
But you can eat whatever you like!
It's the same with eggplant.
I like eggplant, but don't make a face like "what are you eating eggplant for?"
If you like eggplant, you can eat it, can't you?
You're complaining about other spots, aren't you?
No, it's like that.
What are you eating eggplant for?
What are you eating eggplant for with that face?
I can't sympathize with you, so let's switch!
I like raisin.
Raisin?
When you eat what you don't like, don't you make a face like "what am I eating?"
What you don't like?
Isn't it good?
I like raisin bread, too.
Sometimes, when I don't have enough raisin, I buy raisin bread and eat it with it.
Raisin bread and raisin bread.
Amazing!
Raisin bread is enough.
Raisin bread is cute.
I like it.
Let's continue!
Yes!
I'm angry with shampoo and conditioner!
Oh! I see! I see!
Well, when I go on a trip or go to a hotel or a hotel,
I think "OK, I'll trust this hotel's shampoo and conditioner and wash my hair with it!"
Then, my hair turns golden brown!
It doesn't change at all!
I don't know if it's a boy or a girl.
Don't make my hair golden brown!
There's an old one and a new one.
Wow, so there's no age difference.
That's right.
So, what about Switch? There's a lot of girls.
Alright!
Next!
Alright!
46 years old!
I couldn't sympathize with you at all the other day.
It's okay!
It wasn't like that last time, but today...
When I get hit in the face in the city, I get a little gas.
Well, we're in this kind of business, so getting hit in the face...
This is something I'm grateful for, but...
Even though we're just walking like this...
Wow, you're alone.
Wow, you're normal.
Something like that...
Even though we're just walking like this, of course we're normal!
Also, the other day at a bowling alley in Shibuya...
I said something really lame like...
Wow, you're alone.
You don't have any aura at all.
But...
In the first place...
Do you even have an aura?!
Do you even have that kind of special ability?!
You...
That's right!
- You can't see it if you don't lean over! - That's right!
- Don't say "come on" so easily! - That's right!
- That's right, that's right! - I think we can all relate to this!
- That's right! - I think we can all relate to this!
- Yes! - Because our positions are different!
- Mayor! - Please!
Now that we've exceeded 300, let's get rid of the gas we've accumulated.
Let's get rid of the gas!
It looks like fun.
Countdown starts!
We will draw numbers from 100 that are related to the guests' private lives.
6 people will end up with 0.
Let me introduce the guests.
Takawa Toshimi-san, A.K.A. "Yuwasawa Misaki-san", please come in!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you, too!
- Oh, you're both young! - We're in our early 20s.
- Yes. - Beautiful!
- We're 16 years old. - We're 16, but we're married.
- Really? - Yes, we are.
- It's our first time. - We'd like you to choose a question together.
- Yes, please! - Yes, thank you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Let me introduce you. Shinagawa Shoji and Sakaguchi Anson. - Hello!
- Hello!
- I'm a little in a hurry. - I'm a little in a hurry.
- Oh, Ms. Sano. - Yes.
- Your mother is Ms. Sakaguchi Ryoko. - Yes, she is.
- Nice to meet you. - You two look alike. - Yes.
- She started her entertainment career in 2008, but... - Yes.
- She still works hard to earn money for her talent. - Yes.
- I see. - She looks like an entertainer.
- She works part-time. - Yes.
- She used to talk to me or watch TV because she was embarrassed. - Yes.
- What happened? - I had a bad head.
- I was on TV with a bad personality. - Yes.
- I wanted to show his real name on TV. - You wanted to show it?
- Yes. - I see.
- Then he called me and said, "Are you embarrassed? Don't talk about me anymore." - Yes.
- You talked about me on TV right away. - Yes.
- Thank you. - You don't have to say your real name.
- Oh, yes. - Yes.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- If you get a minus number, you have to jump. - Yes.
- If you get a number between 0 and 5, you have to do this. - Yes.
- Last week, we went to Shiro. - Last week, we succeeded in Shiro.
- We've got the hang of it. - We've got the hang of it.
- 9 o'clock. - I think we'll get something.
- 2nd. - 1st.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- Just right. - Oh, no!
- Wasabi came off. - 1...
- Let's move on. - Yes.
- These are the questions we asked our guests.
- Is there anything new? - I see.
- There's a number of idol members on their phones. - There's a number of idol members on their phones.
- I see. - I see.
That's right.
Now, let's read it!
It seems like you've done it a lot.
Well, well.
The age you saw a celebrity for the first time in real life.
Is it okay to say parents?
Except for parents.
The age you saw a celebrity for the first time in real life.
Ta-da!
The first...
Celebrity...
Huh?
Oh, it's this one.
Yes, yes, yes.
One, two...
Yes!
One, two...
Yes!
Ten years old!
Yes, ten years old.
Who did you see?
This is my mom's boyfriend now.
He's a professional golfer named Ozaki Tateo.
He's my boyfriend now.
We're not married yet, so...
I saw him for the first time.
Jet, right?
Jet.
Yes.
Is it okay to say his name?
Oh, yes!
Go ahead.
Mr. Tateo.
Because you're dating your mom, right?
Yes, we love each other.
Yes.
Oz!
Yes!
Oh, you're late.
Yes, I'm 17 years old.
Who is it?
Yes, it's Mr. Sugai Kin.
Where did you see him?
This is it.
My audition for Josh Flores was on Fuji TV.
In the previous show.
There was an audition there.
I went to the police station at 1 p.m. and I was a little thirsty at 2 p.m.
I went to a restaurant.
And Mr. Sugai Kin was there.
And I got his autograph.
It's here.
Mr. Sugai Kin.
Have you ever seen him shopping in a shopping district?
Are you from the same family?
Now, which one?
Which one do you want?
Come on.
Mr. Shinagawa.
Me? Shinagawa!
Yes!
I'm Komatsu Masao-san and I'm 4 years old.
Wow!
It's strange to think about it now, but Komatsu Masao- san lives next door to the nursery school.
He said "because you're next door", came to the nursery school and gave me a white-haired bird.
White-haired bird?
Where is it?
Can I say it? I don't know if you still live there, but it's Uehara.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
Have you been there?
Really? The nursery school next door.
You've been there?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm a bit of a dirty boy.
I don't know if it's the same term or not, but I'm a bit of a dirty boy at the time.
69!
I'm curious, so I'd like you to ask about idols who have registered on their phones.
Yes!
There's still time, so let's ask about idols.
Yes!
70 people.
Our agency is an idol agency,
but there aren't many.
Not many?
Not many, yes.
There aren't many?
There aren't many, but...
By the way, who are you?
By the way, in our agency, there's a member called Shigemori Satomi-chan.
Yes, she's a member of Metcher.
Is that so?
You can call or call her.
Yes!
That's right, we get along well.
Thank you.
It's an idol!
Yes, it's an idol!
Yes!
Who is it?
I wasn't sure what an idol was like, but is it an idol even if you're pregnant?
Even if you're pregnant?
It's an idol, right?
Is that so? Then it's three people.
Three people?
Yes.
Kanda Sayaka-chan, Kumada Yoko-chan, and Mikiti.
Mikiti!
That's a different way of saying it. I'm tired of it.
You're the only one who can say it.
Okay, Shouju!
Mikiti deleted it!
Mikiti!
I can read it.
No, it's not deleted.
Read it! Read it!
It was deleted a long time ago, right?
Well, it's okay.
No!
Even now, there are about 10 Mikiti's two-shot photos like a smartphone case in various places.
Wow!
That's nostalgic!
I often put it in the dressing room because it's embarrassing.
But it's good, isn't it?
When I think about it, there is Mikiti.
Okay, Gojigo!
Well, well, well, it's good.
That's right.
It's a little less.
I'll tell you the number of nicknames I've got so far.
The number of nicknames you've got so far.
Yes!
My manager calls me "Sakaguchi-chan".
And "Sakaguchi-chan", "Anri-chan", "Anni-chan" and "An-chan".
I can't say most of the nicknames.
Oh, really?
Yes!
What is it?
There are two.
Oh, it's not two, it's two!
Yes!
I was called "Chaco-chan" and "Hii-chan" when I was in elementary school.
"Hii-chan"?
Yes, my real name is "Hisako" so I was called "Hii-chan".
"Hisako-san", that's cute!
Which one is it?
"Shinagawa-san"!
"Shinagawa-san"?
Yes!
What is it?
My NSC classmate calls me "Shinacchi" and "Kimura Yuuichi-san" calls me "Shinaccho" for some reason.
I don't know why!
"Shinaccho"?
Oh, and "Ariyoshi-kun" calls me "you talkative bastard"!
Is that a nickname?
It is!
Hey!
"You talkative bastard"!
That's not a nickname!
Why are you doing that?
No, no!
That's not a nickname!
If you put that in, it's a nickname!
This is a side note, but the adult Tagawa is my classmate.
He's my junior.
That's totally different!
We're classmates, we went to the same high school.
That's right, we're seniors.
It's been decades since we last met.
So you guys were in the same class?
We went to the same school.
You knew about it?
Of course!
It's been a while.
We go to the same class.
It's a variety show course.
There's a homeroom in the morning.
We always went to the same homeroom.
So you guys have been like this for a long time?
Yes, that's right.
When I was in college, I didn't know you guys were going to school.
I went to school for 3 years with a discount.
That's amazing!
It took me 2 hours to get to school.
It's like going to a normal high school.
That's true!
I'm sorry, it's a joke.
Let's call our best friends!
Best friends!
Anri-chan!
There's 3 of you.
We've known each other since elementary school.
There's 3 of you.
Yes!
There's 4 of you.
We've been abroad for a while.
And we've been in Japan for a while.
We can talk about anything.
You've been living with your classmates for a long time.
Yes, we live nearby.
I don't like either of you.
What are you talking about?
What are you trying to do?
You're talking too much!
That's not a lot of people.
Isn't that an Englishman?
One of you is Yusuke Kamiji.
- Oh, Kamiji! - Oh, I see.
- Also, local people. - Yeah.
- And, of course, Shouji-kun. - You're lying!
- Rai-chan? - No, I mean, I'm getting excited and I'm standing up too.
I've been working alone lately, so I thought I was abandoned.
37!
- That's pretty strict. - I want to go for 20.
- 20 is pretty high. - I want you to cut down on 20. - I see.
- Then, yes. - Yes, go ahead.
- This month, we'll have the number of people who went for meals. - It seems like it'll go this month.
- It's the same for dinner parties and such. - That's right.
- Rai-chan? - No, I mean, I'm alone.
- Alone? - Yes, alone.
- With who? - With Satomi Shigemori-chan, who I mentioned earlier.
- You went with her? - Yes, I went with her for dinner.
- You don't have many partners. - That's right. - You have a part-time job, too.
- That's right, I'm busy with my part-time job. - You're busy.
- Komi-san? - Yes?
- Three people? - Yes, three people.
- Who are they? - Mori-san, Chu-kuro-sawa, Tsubaki-oni-ako and Haruna-ai.
- That's interesting! - That's very interesting!
- You went with them? - I went with Kuro-sawa and Oni-ako.
- Rai-chan went separately, but when she went with Kuro-sawa, she ate meat and went to the grill right away.
- Thanks to that, I went with her a few times, and thanks to that, I gained 3kg.
- You went to eat meat and then went to another grill? - No, I ate steak and then went to the grill.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Steak is the best! - It's the best!
- She's like a wrestler! - She's cute!
- Which one? - Oigo. - Oigo!
- Oigo? - Yes.
- If it's Oigo... - Then it's Shinagawa-san!
- I'll go home and eat meat.
We ate BBQ together.
Matsumoto-san, Ima-san, Fujimoto-san, Yukira-san...
Karateka...
We all got together.
And sometimes Kojima Yoshio...
Kojima Yoshio?
Twice a week.
20 people?
That's good!
How many did you add?
13 to 8, right?
Between 13 and 8.
How many should we add?
5!
So 8 is ok?
8 is ok. 13 is ok.
What should we do?
10 is ok too.
Yeah, 10 is ok too.
Let's go with 10.
Aiming for 10?
How about proposing?
We can't propose!
Moving?
We have a lot of part-time jobs.
What about learning?
Sometimes there are people like that!
There are a lot of people who learn.
Like cram school.
I can't decide! I'll pass!
But... I see...
Even if you're 12th...
But if you're in 1st place...
For example, if you're in 5th place...
There's a chance you'll live in a mountain, right?
But if you don't know, it's an apartment, right?
It's an apartment, so...
Apartment...
Everyone's like this...
Sakaguchi-san, can we ask you if you live alone?
Ah, I live alone.
That's perfect!
That hint, that hint!
That's good, right?
Let's go!
Room!
The number of rooms!
Yes!
2!
2 means 1LDK
That's right, new streaming
Let's start with this city hall
Oh no, it's changing order
Scary!
I don't think there's much of a difference
Scary! I'm just asking
Which one are we earning?
Scary!
Then, Shoji-kun!
But we're earning too, right?
That's right!
But the kids...
Wait, Shoji-kun and the kids...
Not yet!
Okay, let's start with Shoji
Please!
2LDK
I see!
3!
8!
It's expensive, customers, it's expensive!
Then let's go!
Is it a weak point?
After removing the gas, let's remove the power.
Yes.
We received a photo.
Then, let's go?
Yes.
Let's go immediately.
It's the opening.
First,
Kano Amaki from Yokohama City, Kanagawa Prefecture.
She is 43 years old and received a power removal picture.
The title is "Shock at the bank".
We look at it with the front mirror.
With the front mirror?
Yes, with the front mirror.
Is that so?
It's perfect!
Next up is a video of Takumi Sonoda, 20 years old from Ramogun, Shiga Prefecture.
The title of the video is "Terrible City".
There was a scary picture of a child, wasn't there?
A dangerous child.
It's scary.
It's interesting.
Next, we have a picture taken by Reika Miyamoto, 16 years old, from Itano County, Tokushima Prefecture.
The title of the picture is "A shovel with a will".
Make it in time.
It suddenly disappeared.
Scary.
I'm scared of this.
Next, we have a picture taken by Maebashi-shi, Ibu Yoshihiro-san, 40 years old in Gunma Prefecture.
The title is "I fell asleep".
Lower it a little more.
I wanted you to do your best.
What kind of mistake is this?
I don't think it's a mistake.
Did you lower it a little?
Yes, I lowered it a little.
I want you to lower it more.
This is amazing.
Next, we have a picture of Yuko Koyama, 45 years old, taken in Kamamatsu City, Shizuoka Prefecture.
The title is "It's normal".
Is this possible?
Once the price of green onions went up,
it didn't go down, did it?
This is...
It's a total loss, isn't it?
Right?
Plus or minus zero.
Next, we have a picture of Miyagi Prefecture, Kurokawa Prefecture, Momma Kazumi, 37 years old, taken in Kamamatsu City, Shizuoka Prefecture.
The son of a 3rd year elementary school student was scolded by his teacher during a test.
The title is "It's normal".
"It's normal"?
It is "it's normal".
But...
It's not a mistake.
It's not a mistake, is it?
What is this? It's "it's normal", isn't it?
This is the dangerous child we mentioned earlier, isn't it?
"Takeru"?
"It's normal", isn't it?
Next, we have a special image from Hiroko Kinoshita of Fukuoka Prefecture, Kitakyushu City.
It's a cloud that appeared in the sky of Fukuoka during the "Japan Series".
The title is "Otousan Gumo" of Shirato Family.
Not only that, but this dog looks like it just pooped.
It's perfect!
I'm happy about this too.
Next is the title of the picture of Hyogo Prefecture, Kako Prefecture, Hokuhitomi-san, who is 31 years old.
Excuse me.
He's the one who went to apologize.
That's all for today.
Here we go!
Wow!
It's always like this.
This is great.
Now, it's time for "Datsuryoku Tenraikai".
Yes, "Datsuryoku Tenraikai" will pick up images that will make you "datsuryoku" unexpectedly.
Please send us images to email address itomo@info.fuchiteribi.co.jp.
You can also send images from the show's homepage.
And for those who have been selected, we will give you "itomo" "datsuryoku" along with a file.
We look forward to seeing your work!
Sunday's match is Itomu Cup!
Onika-san and Naga-daiji, Tokyo Gakubou University.
Please gather around.
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
20 seconds left!
If you don't get 9 right, you won't be able to enter the championship!
Hey, you!
In any case, Kayomi is the winner!
Nagara Group Festival will be held in Shinshu, Enka Festival, Nagoya, Osaka and Yokohama, so please come and join us!
Yes! Misaki will sing "Messy Messy" and I will sing "Muteki" and "Muteki" that is playing now, so please come and join us!
Yes!
These are the members!
Let's go, talk!
Yes!
We will be doing it now, so please come and watch it!
Really? For the first time!
Yes! And starting today, "AKB48's Second Documentary Movie" will be released!
So please come and watch it in theaters!
That's right! We've been working on it for a year!
If you're lucky, you'll want to watch it!
Well then, we'll see you next week!