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Good afternoon, good evening.
Long live your private life!
Sit down, everyone!
The annual anniversary of their regular work is...
By the way, Juniors have been formed...
Good night. Juniors first.
Good night.
No, it's not like that.
Every year, we go to see world heritage sites.
The four of us.
Where did you go last year?
We went to Europe.
France, Italy, Spain...
And we went to see the Sacred Amelia.
This year, we were like "what should we do?"
Should we see the pyramids in Egypt or Machu Picchu in Peru?
The four of us went to a bar and bought some rubes.
We were like "what should we do?"
We went through a lot of things.
The pyramids and Machu Picchu remained.
So we were like "what should we do?"
The clerk, a woman in her 20s, came up to us and said "thank you for waiting."
She brought us some fried chicken.
So we asked her if we should go there.
She said "let's go to Machu Picchu right away."
We were like "why?"
She said "Machu Picchu has a lot of tourists and it's falling apart."
She said "maybe it will close down."
She said "we should go there later."
So we were like "let's go!"
When we went there, we learned a lot of things.
The fare was expensive, so you had to take antibiotics.
This worked 24 hours later.
Even if you went, you didn't take it every day in the morning and evening.
The doctor said that you might get numbness in your hands and legs.
This worked, so you didn't get hurt.
But it took a long time for you to get numbness in your hands and legs.
I thought I should go, but I didn't want to think about it again, so I said, "Well, let's go," and it took me about 24 hours to get there.
And as a result, I took the bus and went by train all the time, but when I got on the train, it was my first time going to Peru.
It was my first time getting on that train, and I was like, "Huh? I think I know what this feels like."
It's more vivid than déjà vu.
It's more vivid?
It's more vivid. I was like, "Huh? What is this?"
And as I was going, I saw a beautiful view, and I was like, "Huh? What is this?"
You know, when you get a ticket or a woman brings you a drink or something like that, music starts playing, and I think the person who brought me a ticket or a drink will do a fashion show here after this.
There will be a fashion show after this.
Wow, the fashion show will start.
No way! What is this?
What is this?
About six years ago, I appeared in "Discovering the Mysteries of the World."
And that was the problem at the time.
You couldn't find the right answer, could you?
I wrote "table magic" as my answer.
I said, "Well, that's an old fashion show."
"Oh, that's it!" I thought.
I got to Majubijuma...
It was a strange experience for you.
It was a strange experience for me.
I got to Majubijuma and took a bus all the way up there.
It was like this.
I got off at Tsukigashita.
I got out of a small bush and went out.
I saw Majubijuma.
I said, "Wow!"
The guide showed me various places.
This is where you lived at the time.
This is the warehouse.
There were many things.
There were many blind stones.
Of course, at the time, there were no magnets or anything like that.
But if you hold a magnet like this,
you can see all the corners of the southeast.
It's a very mysterious stone.
For people who feel it or see it, it gives you a lot of power.
When you feel the power...
Everyone, please hold my hand.
A junior who was with me said, "It's coming a lot."
I feel it a lot.
It's coming a lot over here.
My hands are tingling.
It's really tingling.
It's a medicine for arthritis.
It's working.
I'm having fun.
I can't believe it.
There is a mountain called Wainapichu just opposite Majubijuma.
You climb it and climb for about an hour or two.
You can see Majubijuma from there.
It's amazing.
You've seen Majubijuma before.
You've seen it in pictures and videos.
It's exactly the same as that.
It's completely different.
It's even better.
It's like Satomi Ishihara.
I've seen it in movies and dramas, but it's even better in real life.
It's even better in real life.
You know what I mean, right?
I know what you mean.
So I was about to go home.
I was supposed to go home by plane at midnight.
And of course, I was supposed to arrive here two days earlier than I thought.
Two days earlier.
I was supposed to be 40 minutes late at Nome Airport.
I was like, "Hmm..."
And I was supposed to be here at 3 a.m.
But the airport itself was making a lot of noise.
A pilot came out with his hat like this.
The pilot went to eat.
I had all my luggage with me, but I couldn't fly, so I changed everything and left.
If there's a problem with the plane and the engine isn't good, the airline will take over all the hotels.
But because of the weather...
Because it's foggy.
They told me to get out of the plane and I did.
But they didn't take over the hotel from there.
I see.
It's hard for them to take over from there.
They didn't take over from there.
The guide is already home, and we're thinking of going back to Tokyo.
There were four men who couldn't talk at all.
All of them came out of the airport.
I panicked.
I've never seen anything like it in Peru.
I was surprised in Peru, too.
They told me to get in a taxi, but I couldn't understand anything.
I didn't know if it was a taxi or a car coming to pick me up.
People who can communicate with each other can stop a taxi, but four of us can't.
One of my juniors told me to stop a taxi.
He told me to get in a taxi.
Do you need a guy like me?
Oh, my friend! OK, OK!
We all have one trunk case each.
Four of us.
We put one, two of them in the trunk, but it doesn't fit.
Put it on your knee!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
OK, OK, my friend!
Before that, I asked the guide.
He said, "Sometimes, there's a taxi riot over there."
If you get off at a completely different place from your friend's, there's a taxi driver.
They'll take off your stuff.
So please be careful.
I was like, "Whoa!"
The guy ignored the traffic lights.
But I thought, "Is this OK?"
He said, "It's about time."
It's about time!
When we arrived in Peru on the first day, we got a hotel room.
We've been there before.
So we know the way around.
Oh, it's this way!
And we turned around.
A lot of people were running.
It's about time!
And we got out of the main street.
And we saw the hotel!
It was right in front of us!
It was a good hotel.
Aren't there many Japanese tourists?
Yes, there are.
I can't make it in time.
Are you saying that?
From there, I arrived in Atlanta and went from Atlanta to Detroit.
That's fast.
It's fast.
And I had no choice but to go back from Detroit.
I think it's urgent.
From Atlanta to Detroit, it's a two-hour transit.
Well, it's enough.
I entered the country, picked up my luggage and left it there again.
Then I asked if I could get on a plane to Detroit.
As I entered the country, there were a lot of people in a line.
And they took pictures of me with their fingers like this.
It was five minutes before the plane took off.
Four of us went and waited for four of us to come out and went.
But we didn't know where our luggage was next.
I know we're in a hurry.
I think the Japanese who came out earlier are international students.
I think they are in their third year of high school or first year of college.
As we came out of the stairs...
ID 60,000!
ID 60,000! I have luggage!
He took it and went "Baaah!"
I'll leave my luggage here and...
I don't know where this plane from Detroit is flying from!
Then, a woman who was a guide in the U.S. said...
Jinoh-san, what's wrong?!
No, it's a plane from Detroit!
Eggnog No. 4!
What's going on?
Hurry up and run! Run! Detroit is coming out!
Thank you!
Baaah!
I'm running!
The four of us are running!
If you can't get on, come back and I'll do something about it!
That's amazing!
He was so kind!
People who risk their lives for that kind of thing.
That makes me happy, too.
I used to be a gantan, too.
At the end of the year...
I went golfing for the first time in a while.
With Koumoto and Fujimori.
It was my first time.
I went with a female professional golfer, Momoko Ueda.
And a young professional, Kino-san.
I went with a few people.
It was my first time with a professional golfer.
You went with a professional golfer?
It was my first time with a professional golfer.
When Momoko Ueda and a professional golfer went golfing...
Fujimori was acting strange.
The first hole where they hit the "T" shot...
Of course, there's a restaurant or clubhouse nearby.
That's where people change clothes and go live.
That's where people come out.
In other words...
If Momoko Ueda hits it from here...
If an incident like that happens where golfers are gathering...
Everyone wants to see it, right?
So a lot of golfers gather and come.
And other caddies...
That's embarrassing.
Caddies who are waiting for their turn all come...
And you have to do it in a super gallery.
Of course, once you start and get into the course, you can't go to the gallery anymore.
So I was spinning and I suddenly realized...
Charao isn't charao at all.
Charao is serious.
Charao is serious, but...
His style is charao.
It's a little pinkish...
When a golfer comes...
Would you like to go first?
But once you start...
You get serious.
And in the middle of it, you say, "Stop it."
Right?
Ueda Momoku-san came in privately and we're not playing today.
Let's do it more charao.
Let's do it a little more...
And Koumoto and I were together...
Let's do it a little more fun and...
Charao isn't charao at all!
Saying, "I understand."
When Ueda Momoku hits...
Normally, you say, "Nice shot!"
You're good at it!
Good at it?
Isn't it obvious?
Ueda Momoku is naturally good at it.
He's a professional.
I thought it was a little different.
But in the end, I got angry again and...
I'm under pressure, so I'm not in good shape at all.
But it was fun.
But I thought...
As a professional golfer...
Of course, your job is golf.
And it's off-season.
So you go out and play.
Even if you play, golf...
Even if you play, golf is fun.
In other words, it's like doing manzai on your day off.
If you don't do it, you definitely won't do it.
You definitely don't want that.
But as a golfer...
Of course you're serious about the game and you do it with great spirit...
You can enjoy playing golf on your day off.
It's the same for singers.
It was fun.
What were you two doing?
Last year I went to Hawaii with another friend and Nakaoka-kun was very shy.
This year we're going together.
Nakaoka-san is very excited about going to Hawaii for the first time.
What was he most looking forward to?
Since the end of this year, Nakaoka-kun's excitement has been going crazy.
It's his first time going to Hawaii.
How many years will it take for me to go there?
There are a lot of things.
Dolphins...
Yes, yes.
Diamond heads...
What else is there?
I want to see dolphins.
That's what I'm talking about.
Dolphins...
How did you come up with that?
The nearest dolphin-soaring tour is here!
If you've been there many times, the H.A.S. will tell you.
I went to Hawaii because I was looking forward to it the most.
I woke up at 5.30 in the morning, got on the bus...
There's about 30 minutes in the bus...
Dolphins... well, it's at dusk.
Your sense of life changes.
Whales have a 20-30% chance of meeting...
Dolphins have a 98% or even 100% chance of meeting.
Please look forward to it!
That's what I was told.
But I didn't meet any dolphins.
Why?
Those nippers...
Because of the nippers...
Oh, they didn't come?
Dolphins didn't come.
It was the worst.
So you spent about half of your time separately in Hawaii...
About half... we ate dinner together at night.
So I didn't know what you were up to...
One morning, I went out onto the balcony of a hotel in Hawaii...
I could see the main street from right below me.
I said, "This feels good," and I heard a "bobobo" sound.
It was like a Harley.
I looked up and saw Nakao-kun, who had his sunglasses provoked, going "bobobo" with a Harley.
There's a rental bike.
Isn't it scary?
No, it's because of the tension in Hawaii...
You became an American.
That's right.
When I was walking, I heard someone say, "Oh, Miura Jr."
I was also a jet ski rider.
In Japan, if you don't have a license, you can't ride it yourself.
No, you can't.
A black man was smiling and said, "Here's the brake."
I said, "Teach me more," and he said, "I don't know what you're talking about, but..."
It's really annoying!
It's not time for you to be laughing, but please teach me!
So Tsubokura got in front of me and I was behind him.
He used to be really violent, so he was really...
He was like, "Whoa!"
Then he dropped me with a curve!
Tsubokura was like, "Oh no!" and stopped.
I started the engine and he came up close and said, "Oh no! Turn off the engine! Turn off the engine!"
And he was turning!
I said, "Wow, that was bad," and got in.
I thought about it and when I saw the black man earlier, he was like...
That's not what you're supposed to say!
I've been active as an AKB member both at the end of the year and the beginning of the year.
That's right! No days off!
I had two days off, but I went home and didn't do anything in particular.
But in January, I had an idea and I wanted to get married.
All of a sudden?
In 2019?
The reason is...
It's New Year's Eve and Sashihara suddenly wants to get married!
What is the reason?!
When I was looking at "smap smap"'s "bistro smap"
Dr. Bakushan and his wife were on it and I was so happy!
When I saw it, I thought I wanted to get married!
That's not what you're supposed to say!
I was happy and I even kissed him!
I kissed him on TV!
Did you see his face at the time?
He looked like he was about to die at the opera house!
I saw it and I was like "where is your favorite part?"
Everything!
You say that on TV, don't you?
If you get hit, you'll say "you bastard!"
What's the difference?
I was jealous of it and I wanted to get married.
What kind of people do you like?
I don't know!
Men say they will definitely cheat on women.
That's not limited.
So I like men who don't cheat on women.
How far can you cheat on women?
How about cabaret?
Cabaret? No way!
You can't do cabaret either?
No way!
Cabaret? Why not?
I'm not talking about intimate things with women.
What were you doing?
It's always like this.
I'm off for two days and I'm back at NHK Tozai Yosei for three days.
It's a live show.
On New Year's Eve at Yosei's Yosei,
did you laugh at one of your seniors' jokes?
Casey Tachumire.
Casey Tachumire is...
Do you know him?
I don't think you know him.
He's a whiteboard master at Skebesia.
Every year, Casey Tachumire is in the dressing room and listening to his jokes.
This year, he said...
It's hard for a man to go on a journey.
It's hard for a woman to go on a journey.
It's ridiculous.
He's over 70 years old.
He said, "I'm off for NHK Tozai Yosei."
He's listening to Ehien Sono's jokes.
He's a whiteboard master at Skebesia.
Last year, Casey Tachumire said...
After that, we did the manzai.
You have ten minutes.
Come down in five minutes.
Tachumire, it's early.
It's a live show.
It's early.
Sorry, I forgot my walkie-talkie.
I forgot my walkie-talkie in the countryside.
He had a normal New Year's Day.
This year, he went back to his hometown.
His hometown is Saitama.
He spent time with his mom and God.
He watched TV.
They were like normal people.
Celebrities came to Hawaii for New Year's.
Like them and Summers.
Why do you go to Hawaii? What are you doing there?
They were like normal people.