AISubs v3.7
Today's numbers!
Friday's regular people's wallet contents are tens of thousands of yen!
Open at once!
Sakimu-san, 10,000 yen.
Kuma-san, 15.
Really?!
Should we lend you some money?
During this segment, you can say things like "I'm angry", "I'm dissatisfied", or "I'm angry"
As much as you agree with me, you will receive a balloon filled with gas
When it reaches 300, the balloon will fly away
It's not a big deal
It's not scary or anything like that
Today, we have a guest who wants to get rid of gas
These people! Please come in!
Thank you!
- Do you have gas? - Gas?
Yes, we have a lot of things.
For decades, we've had a lot of things.
We have a lot of things.
- We asked for gas in this corner. - Thank you!
- Yes! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
We don't talk about gas.
- We do! - We do!
- That's why we're here.
- We do! - We do!
It looks like it's going to explode.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Crows or tengu? - No, no!
- It's a shame! - It's a shame!
- Are you a crow or a tengu? - It's a shame!
- It's been 7 years! - It's the first time I've heard of a crow!
- It's been 7 years! - It's been 7 years!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Who will go first?
- It's 30 seconds, so please keep up with the time! - Okay!
- Tsuyu always goes over time. - We'll do our best!
- We'll do our best!
- Okay, let's go. Who wants to go first? - Me!
- It's over? - All of a sudden?
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- It's over. - Thank you!
- Okay, go ahead! - Please say something.
- Well, I... - Go for it!
- Coffee... - Go for it!
- Oh, it's not coffee! - Huh?
- I'm angry at the milk that comes with the coffee! - Huh?
- Why is that? - Why is that?
- When you order coffee, you get this little milk, right? - Yeah.
- It's so small you can't open it. - Oh!
- So you desperately open it, but as soon as you open it... - Oh!
- The milk splashes out. - Oh!
- I only put in a little bit of milk. - Yeah.
- I only put in a little bit of it and carefully put it aside. - Oh...
- The shape of the little milk I put aside... - Yeah.
- The bottom is smaller, right? - Yeah.
- It should be stable like this... - Yeah.
- But because it's shaped like this... - Yeah.
- It always flips over! - Oh!
- And then the milk again... - Oh!
- It's full of milk now. - Oh!
- But, the gas that accumulated for decades is still flowing now. - That's right.
- But, even a little finger can't reach it. - That's right.
- But if you say it now, it won't come in the future. We'll talk about it later. - Those who understand the current situation, please press the button!
- 40 yen. - That's quite a lot!
- Well, in the end, it's safe, right? - Yes.
- But it's not bad, right? - That's right.
- I'm glad. Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- So, the next one is... - Yes!
- Agiozuki. - Yes!
- She said it! - Yes.
- What is it about? - Well, I...
- I'm angry at the restaurant staff! - Oh!
- Why? - Why is that?
- Well, when I go out to eat with my friends, I usually order healthy food.
- Yes. - But,
- In front of me, there are always steaks and tonkatsu that my friends order!
- They always leave me behind!
- And even when I'm with my family, even though I'm ordering melon soda,
- The beer that my dad ordered is...
- The atmosphere is like...
- I usually guess and...
- "Does this person eat this?" I guess and leave it behind.
- Brother! Don't judge people by their looks!
- There are a lot of people who say that, but sometimes they don't say it and just say "steak" or "katsudon" because of the atmosphere.
- That's true, because you look like you're going to eat it. - Right? - That's right.
- Those of you who have understood what we just said, please press the button!
- I think everyone has one!
- 56! - Hey!
- Let's do it! - Clean up!
- Yes, yes! - Yes, yes!
- Uh, Mayor! - Mayor!
- Mayor!
- You're not the mayor. - You're not the mayor.
- I'm not the mayor, but... - You haven't been riding around much lately.
It's not like I haven't been riding around much lately. I've always been riding around less.
- Because you've lost weight? - Because you've gotten smaller?
- That's true, but... - What's gotten into you?
I'm angry at everyone who's walking in the city!
- What? - Are you okay?
When I'm walking in the city and find a few comedians or a few celebrities in a group,
everyone who asks me for a handshake,
I can tell you like a pinpointer that you like that person.
But! Be careful of the person next to you and ask for a handshake!
This hand of mine with this feeling!
Give it back!
I've been waiting for this moment for a while!
This happens a lot in AKB too.
Can I feel it?
But boss!
Give it back!
Stop it!
You want me to be popular?
Yes!
I also have a picture.
A picture?
I also have a picture when I'm off.
You make up a face.
Let's go to the next one!
I'm a little stubborn with my own daughter.
Stubborn with your own daughter?
She's only 1 year and 4 months old, but she can finally talk.
She's been saying "papa" a lot lately, but I don't know which one is "papa".
So I say "papa" to the old man who cleans the apartment.
"That's not it! It's papa! Papa!" I've been telling her that.
Then she remembers it and points at herself and says "papa! Papa!"
That's not it! It's papa!
I think this is quite strange.
Oh my! Oh my!
This is...
Oh my! Oh my!
This is...
She said it, didn't she?
This is not good!
Oh my!
My daughter is cute!
That's right!
Let's go to the next one!
Yes!
Karasutengu!
I did it!
That's possible!
Karasutengu!
I'm Karasutengu!
Karasutengu!
I'm a taxi driver who doesn't use navigation at all.
That's possible.
That's good.
When I was in a hurry, I caught a taxi and said "Excuse me, where are you going?"
"Ah, over there," I said.
No, no, no.
"Ah, over there," I said.
No, no, no.
Then give me your address and navigation.
"Eh? I think it's over there," I said.
No, no, it's not.
Then give me your navigation.
Eh? Isn't it over there?
No, it's not.
Then give me your navigation.
"Uh, uh," I said.
I was nervous!
That's right!
Can you tell by looking at the navigation?
I can't use the navigation.
That person didn't tell me.
How about this?
Switch on!
She said "gaito".
It's funny.
It's funny for young man sitting next to me in the cinema.
I watched a comedy movie and the movie's seat is connected to the back.
Before I try to laugh, he laughs like "kkkkkkk" and it's hard to laugh.
Oh, he's laughing.
I couldn't laugh at all.
I laughed at the part which wasn't funny.
I hate it.
So, when you laugh, laugh without vibration!
He said it.
How about it?
Switch on! 89 degrees!
He said it!
Balloons don't fly!
Countdown, Suzy!
This is a game where you draw numbers related to your private life from 100 to more and more.
In the end, you have six people and you can make it zero, but you can't make it negative.
Well, it's okay if it's five.
Let me introduce you to a good guest.
The older sister of the older uncle.
It's Mana Ueno. Please come in.
Mana-chan, you have three sisters, right?
Yes.
Is your eldest daughter a club DJ?
Yes, she is.
She is a DJ while selling clothes at a car wash.
She is very tough.
Did you give up your dream of becoming a dolphin teacher?
Yes.
Did you start Street Vision in Akihabara six years ago?
Yes.
Teacher.
Teacher? Why did you give up?
I love dolphins so much.
I kept thinking that I had to work with dolphins for three years in high school.
But when I went to a vocational school and studied,
even in midwinter, I had to go into the pool.
That's right.
I don't like cold.
And it's very cold.
I thought it wasn't suitable for me.
I like dolphins, but I didn't want to work there.
You kept thinking about it for three years.
Did you start working in the pool?
No, no, no!
I wanted to work in the pool, but I didn't realize it.
And when I realized it, I quit.
I thought, "Why didn't I realize it?"
You started working in a vocational school and then realized it, right?
That's right.
And that's how you became a musician and started working as a talent this year.
Today is your first time at a variety show.
It's my first time!
Nice to meet you!
You don't have to go into a variety show or a winter pool.
That's right.
You have to go into a hot bath for a variety show.
That's right.
You have to go into a hot bath even though you're a smurf.
That's right.
I want to go in there five or six times a year.
Every summer, when Gubons are out of stock, we'll give you this as a gift.
We want it.
Let's do our best!
Let's cut the lottery.
Give me all of it.
All of it.
Okay!
Again!
Why is it like this?
We'll do our best.
He's the last one.
Okay, let's go!
It's a first kiss.
First kiss?
I'm curious.
Can we ask him?
Can we ask him for his third first kiss?
Which one is it?
Let's do that.
The age range is pretty wide.
I want to ask you something.
Can we ask you about your first kiss age?
Can we?
Not yet!
Okay, let's do it!
Ta-da!
It's the spring break between the third year of middle school and first year of high school.
I know it!
Spring break? Isn't it like New Year's Day?
No, it's not like that!
New Year's Day is still going on, you know.
Why is it spring break?
Well, I'm sure you're not interested in it, but I'm interested in it, too.
Since you graduated from middle school, you feel like you're an adult.
That's right. I can also make time for myself.
By the way, who is your partner?
My partner confessed his love for the first time, and we went to see the Titanic that was premiering at the time.
And we went home like this.
You went home to see the Titanic!
You graduated from middle school at the time of the Titanic, didn't you?
Yes, I graduated from middle school.
Well, it's always like this.
You can't go in there.
It's a test.
You'll be warned from above.
It's better than you think.
It's like a movie.
Do you remember it?
Yes!
What do you think?
It's surprisingly late.
It's late.
In our era, marriage equals childbirth? Childbirth equals marriage.
It's an era where you can't date unless you're married.
Basically.
But when I was in the theater, when I was in charge, I forced my senior woman.
You forced her.
You were taken away!
Yes, I was taken away.
You were taken away.
It's cool!
In our era, it's about like this.
That's right.
There weren't many kisses sold, were there?
Seppuntti.
It's cool.
It's like you kissed a fish.
Seppuntti.
It's not light, is it?
It's heavy.
Which one?
Please tell me.
It's me.
Ten years old?
Yes.
Don't lie.
I'm not lying.
It's my life.
Where are you going?
Are you going to kiss me on the back of my head?
I'm not going to kiss you on the back of your head.
I'm going to kiss you on the mouth.
"Touch" was popular at the time.
"Touch" is an anime.
And "Katchan, Tatchan, Minami" was popular.
Minami was playing "Katchan, Tatchan", and they were exchanging diaries.
I didn't expect "Katchan" to disappear in the middle of the anime.
I was "Katchan" too.
But Minami was sleeping on a bunk bed, and I was told to come in one by one.
So I came in and kissed "Katchan, Tatchan" one by one in order.
I was so excited.
At her house?
Yes, at her house.
You were ten years old, right?
Yes, I was ten years old.
"Katchan" went first, and "Katchan" ran and went somewhere.
I was so embarrassed and ran away.
What did you think happened?
But you didn't have any instinct as a man.
No, I was so nervous.
And then I had a seizure.
No way!
No, it's true.
It's because of the order.
And Minami was sleeping on a bunk bed.
And I was told to close my eyes and kiss her.
So I was shaking so much.
I didn't know if I had kissed her or not.
I said "I'm sorry" and ran away.
Katchan, Tatchan
Minami was such a careless woman.
She was trying to make me do it.
Okay, you have fifty seconds left.
Isn't it enough?
It's about time you drop it.
Drop it.
The number of pets you have had so far.
I have to go a little less.
I have one.
I love animals.
I can't buy dolphins, but...
What do you have?
Two dogs, three hamsters and a lizard.
I caught a lizard and bought it as a souvenir.
I took it for a walk with its tail and it broke.
I like hamsters.
I put a lead for a hamster.
But it escapes when I take it for a walk.
Only in my house.
I have four dogs and two cats.
By the way, the dog I have now is Shiba Inu.
But it is in the hospital because of a car accident.
Why do you say such a sad story?
Why did you choose Chico-chan in that situation?
My heart is heavy.
I scratched my back foot.
I feel sorry for you.
I told you that I don't have any pets.
Did you go out?
The person who walks me seems a little careless.
But it's not like that.
I hope you get better soon.
Good luck, Chico-chan.
Thank you, Chico-chan.
What about Karsteng?
Karsten!
How many do you have?
Four.
This is Inu-Inu-Inu-Inu.
It's Inu.
I thought a different dog would come out.
It's Inu.
It's all pointers.
It's decided.
My father was a fisherman.
So I had two dogs, Curry and Curry-tan.
Since I'm a hunter, my name is Curry.
But when my first dog died, my second dog came and named me Curry.
My third dog is also Curry. My fourth dog is also Curry.
And we have exactly the same design.
Design?
It's not a design!
It's a paint.
Design?
Design, design, design.
Patron!
Oh!
It's a little less.
That's good, it's less.
We still have four more.
Then let's go with the number of home appliances we bought in this year.
Oh, let's go with the number of home appliances we bought in this year.
Here we go!
Ta-da!
Oh!
What did you buy?
Well...
First of all, I bought a TV because I was going to be on a variety show.
Oh!
You didn't have one?
I didn't.
What?
TV and?
TV and...
And...
A printer and...
Oh, a printer.
And...
A DVD drive that you can connect to your computer.
Oh!
And...
I bought three of them.
TVs are cheaper now.
Cheaper?
It's 41,000 yen.
Is it 100,000 yen?
Yes, it is.
That's good.
It's cheaper now.
Yes.
Here you go.
What?!
Oh!
What did you buy?
No, this is about Kusanami-san.
Huh?
You bought everything, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And...
What's in each room?
Can you buy all of them in each room?
In each room?!
And also your computer...
Oh...
Wow, that's a lot!
Well, when I got here...
It's crazy!
Let's go ahead and go.
Let's go.
With Shika.
Wow!
With Shika.
And you?
I have a family and I'm likely to buy a lot.
Because it's Palestine.
Thank you.
It's a toaster!
Tifaal-san.
Tifaal-san's toaster.
I bought it because I thought it would bake really fast.
The water comes in and it's fast, right?
It's exactly 3 minutes.
You like bread!
I like bread.
He likes bread a lot.
Really? You like cut bread too?
He only eats bread.
My favorite bread is...
How do you say it? "Nice stick"
What's "nice stick"?
It's the long and thin milk bread that Yamazaki-san has been selling for a long time.
Ah, milk bread!
"Nice stick".
I like it.
You have to crush it and eat it.
"Nice stick".
What do you put in a toaster?
Toast has radish and...
Radish.
Radish or...
Radish.
You can't find it.
Toast.
Toast or...
You spread butter and take a little bit of butter.
I don't know why.
What?
Do you like the taste of butter?
You only want a little bit of butter.
That's funny.
I don't know why.
There are 3 people!
Isn't it not enough?
It's not enough.
How about the number of foreign friends?
That's good.
Then...
Are you ready?
The number of foreign friends!
Here we go!
What?
A Korean.
I met him at work.
One person.
That's good.
Mr. Howard.
That's good.
When I left China, I went to China.
I'm still in the embassy.
3 people.
Not many.
I think it's overseas.
No, but Komos is doing a Korean program.
That's right.
No good.
Then I'll go to Palestine.
Palestine.
Good, good, good.
Taiwanese and Americans.
I see.
One Taiwanese girl taught me how to use a pen.
That's good.
By the way, there were many.
That's good.
Nice choice.
Then.
Let's go to China.
The number of times we cooked in this week is good, isn't it?
That's good.
In a week.
There is a possibility of quite a lot.
But.
5 times.
7 times because there are many.
Men don't do much.
That's right.
Are you going?
I'm going.
Then for this week.
What about Hana?
This program was brought to you by Moranbo Sponsor.
You can change the question only once, but it costs 50,000 yen.
Let's pay for it.
It's expensive.
But I want to change it.
You want to change it?
Yes.
It seems like Mana-san is cooking.
How many times did you eat with your siblings this year?
What did you say?
You scared me!
Wait a minute!
Hurry up!
Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
I won!
You won!
OK!
Which one?
Then, Carl Steng!
Carl Steng!
Are you okay?
She gave me clothes, but she didn't give me clothes. She said "I just lent it to you" and "Give it back" and she got angry.
And they had a fight.
It's a matter of lending and borrowing.
The number of rooms is...
But the number of rooms is...
Ikuta-san, Ikuta-san!
There are about eight rooms.
Room! Room! Room!
The candidates are the number of rooms and...
What did you say earlier?
Room! Room! Room!
Are you scared?
You're the last man!
Close the door! Close the door!
Room! Room! Room!
Death penalty! Death penalty! Death penalty!
I will make you pay for the death penalty!
What?
Isn't it a bad thing?
I will go to work!
Brother!
Yes!
Workday is related!
It's dangerous!
What?
Look! There is a bug!
Brother! Brother!
Look! Seven!
It may be good!
Seven means one more!
Yes!
One!
Two! One!
Yes, this is the news of the program.
Sanagi teacher's female announcer special 2012.
This time, we will have a national female announcer who sings well.
There are tears and laughter, it is a wonderful program.
It will be broadcast from 7 pm next Monday.
Everyone, only fun videos.
It's a goal!
6 goals!
Wow!
Only on Friday you won't win!
That's right!
Oh, no!
No way!
We have to do our best!
Now, let's look at the next question!