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Next is the response battle. Please give us the best response.
3, 2, 1, go ahead.
Which one is it?
Mitsuya-san, please give us the judgement.
Sashiko-jo-sama wins!
We are the Ninja Noo Boys!
Thank you for having us!
We are the Ninja Noo Boys!
Hey! Hey!
Come here yourself!
Yes, please come!
Now, we will give you a quiz.
Line up quickly!
The three of you here are the sheep.
Two of you will tell the truth and two of you will lie.
Only one of you will tell the truth and one of you will lie.
Yes!
Who will tell the truth and who will lie?
Yes!
Who will tell the truth and who will lie?
Yes!
Please guess!
Yes!
Everyone, please tell us the answer of the lie.
You can't make up a story.
Please tell us the answer of the lie and not a story.
Yes!
Please!
Now, let me introduce the guests.
First of all, the voice actor of "touch", Uesugi Tatsuya.
Mitsuya Yuji!
I don't know what "touch" means!
It's because your image of "touch" is broken!
That's enough!
You don't know what "purple" in "grey zone" means, do you?
I know, I know.
What is this? "minimiya akihiro"?
You and I are like twins.
We're similar.
In reality, "the touch" is "the touch".
I'm Ryutai Minatsu!
Nice to meet you!
Shut up!
Nice to meet you!
Now, ladies and gentlemen, we'll start with the first question.
Are you ready?
Ms. Minatsu!
Yes!
Here it is!
These glasses have an innovative function that we haven't been able to do before.
What is that function?
What is this?
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please open the book.
It says who is right and who is wrong.
If you're wrong, you have to tell a lie.
Are you serious?!
Oh, it actually exists.
These are the glasses.
Aren't you supposed to wear them?
Like this.
Oh, cool!
Innovative!
What is this?
This is innovative.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, we'll actually use the glasses and hold them up.
Oh, I see!
We'll actually use the glasses.
Huh? He wasn't here last week!
Junior is back from Malaysia!
Junior!
Happy New Year!
Oh, thank you!
The one who should hold them up is Seiji.
That's right!
Seiji!
Junior hasn't been able to fly in Nome since he came back from overseas.
So we asked him to come back and wait for him.
And Seiji did it for him.
Yes.
Now, go ahead.
This is for you, miss.
Miss?!
It's not me!
This is...
You forgot me just because you took a week off!
This is...
Already...
It's simple.
It's a microscope.
Microscope?
With this, you can see various things.
It looks like a microscope.
Like bacteria?
No.
Let's start with Morita.
Microscope.
It's simple.
This is...
Glasses!
Don't forget it!
I'll forget it!
For example, when you have dry eye,
you can put distilled water in here.
I see!
I have dry eye!
You don't like people with dry eye, do you?
I have dry eye!
For people who need eye drops regularly,
you can put eye drops in here.
You can step on it every hour.
It becomes foggy.
I want it!
Can you see it?
You can see it!
I like it!
It's good for people with dry eye.
But it might look like tears.
It doesn't look like tears.
Does it look like fog?
It's like steam.
It's like you can't see it.
It's okay.
It doesn't get foggy.
I see.
Let's move on to Dota Studio.
This is...
It suits you.
I'll tell you the answer.
This is...
Well...
For people who wear glasses,
everyone has different eyesight.
That's right.
Depending on your eyesight,
you can rotate this part.
The degree of rotation...
Gradually, gradually, like this...
Circular, bilateral, like that.
Wow!
Binary, it's binary.
So the degree of rotation changes.
Binary, it's binary.
Binary doesn't matter.
It's binary, it's binary.
See? It was messy.
It was messy, wasn't it?
I can't stand it! I can't stand it!
That's what it is.
You can adjust the degree of rotation!
Mega!
Yes! Now!
Well then, young lady!
Isn't it all a lie this time?
It's all a lie.
No, no, no, no.
Junior sheep!
Did you see it? At first, when junior sheep was handed the glasses...
Are you going to explain it like this?
His face...
I'm not going to do it like that!
No, but...
Now, let's review it!
Junior sheep's answer is a microscope.
Morita sheep can make eye drops into fog.
And Ota sheep can adjust the degree of rotation.
Now, what is the correct answer?
If you can adjust the degree of rotation...
Does it mean that it's revolutionary?
But do you want to wear that?
I don't really want to wear it.
You don't want to wear it as glasses, do you?
It's not fashionable, is it?
Now!
The answer is a microscope!
Out of the three of you, who do you think is telling the truth?
Was it a microscope?
Junior sheep!
It's A or C, isn't it?
Junior sheep!
What are you doing?!
I'm telling you it's A or C!
Junior sheep!
The correct answer is...
What are you doing?!
I definitely thought it was a security camera!
I also thought it was a security camera!
This is...
Adoles Japan's...
Adorens...
Adorens!
7,900 yen! That's cheap!
It's not that expensive!
It's changing! It's changing!
It's a little blurry now...
But it's clearer now!
What?!
It's changing! It's changing!
What kind of mechanism is this?!
Right?!
I don't know the details...
You don't know?!
Let's move on to the next question!
Okay!
What are you doing?!
I'm here to help you!
Here's the question!
Okay!
What is a hot item for couples to deepen their love this winter?
What is it?!
Please open it up!
This is hard...
Deepen love?!
It's like a kiss!
Seriously?!
It really is!
I can't believe it!
Is it that deep?!
Deepen love?!
You'll fall in love with it!
Let's start with Junior Shih Tzu...
Love really...
Deepens you know...
It's cold right?!
It's cold.
That's how you two love each other.
That's how we love each other.
Yes.
About the ears...
If you're a couple...
Wow!
I don't like it!
Wow!
That's how it is.
That's definitely not true!
That's not true.
It's a shame.
It's different.
That's right.
That's how it is.
Is it because of your job order?
No, no.
It's not that kind of drama.
It's a different kind of drama.
I see.
Let's watch it.
It's easy, isn't it?
Think about it seriously.
There is no such kind question.
Gloves, right?
Gloves?
What kind of gloves do you use?
Gloves you wear together?
You can feel love.
That's it.
Like this?
But it looks bad.
There are three types of gloves.
Like this?
You can do like this.
It's like mittens.
Like this.
I don't know if you can do like this.
It's common sense.
But it might be good.
But I've never seen it.
I've never seen it.
Is it still on sale?
It's a hot topic.
It's a hot topic, isn't it?
It's a hot topic.
Why are you angry?
It's common sense.
Did you gain weight on New Year's Day?
It's OK.
OK, Otakus.
Can I say the answer?
It's like this.
You haven't done it.
This is...
What is it?
It's a glove.
It's an earplug.
I say like that.
A couple walks together and it snows.
What do you do?
We eat food.
Food.
Food is very big.
We eat food together.
You only eat food?
It snows.
There is food for two people.
Food and food.
What about underwear?
Underwear is for one person.
Only food for two people?
In other words, girls don't wear food with them.
When it snows and it's cold, they wear food like this.
Then you wrap the scarf together.
No, it's too obvious.
That's why it's food.
And it's stylish.
There are two food here.
Two?
One but two food?
Wait, wait.
You're lying.
Let me explain.
It's for two people.
It's a glove for two people.
It's a scarf for two people.
It's different.
I think it's B.
It's like this.
Cute!
So, you do this one and do this one.
Cute!
Inside...
You connect it inside.
Like this.
Cute!
It's quite expensive.
How much?
10,000 yen!
This is for Christmas and Valentine's Day.
Then we can do it like this.
Let's do it one more time!
Here it is!
What are the characteristics of this capsule with a big green hole?
Then please open it!
I want to know the size.
It's like a liquid.
Blue juice?
It's like a capsule with blue juice in it.
What is it?
Please open it!
Then, junior butler!
What is it?
This is...
You wake up in the morning, right?
If you don't have time, please pour some water.
It's vegetable soup.
Instant vegetable soup.
There are 36 kinds of vegetables in it.
What are you doing?
36 kinds of vegetables.
If it's like this, it must be delicious.
If it's like this, it must be concentrated a lot.
It's suspicious, isn't it?
I see.
This is blue juice, right?
Blue juice.
It's heavy to carry, isn't it?
It's heavy.
If it's like this, there are three cans of blue juice in it.
If you carry it around and drink it, it's just like drinking blue juice.
If you drink it with water, you don't have to melt it?
You don't have to melt it.
You don't have to melt it at all.
You just put it in like that.
I see, I see.
It looks good, it looks good, it looks good.
Now, Otais.
Yes, this is me.
Everyone, what is the happiest moment for you?
The happiest moment?
I can't say it.
Why?
Why? You don't want to know, do you?
This is difficult.
When you make tea in the morning, isn't it nice to have a tea post standing up?
I'm happy.
Ah, today I think I'll be able to build a nice pillar.
No, no, no, no.
You're all college presidents, aren't you?
It makes you feel like that, doesn't it?
So, what if you could do that every day?
Every day happy.
Every day a tea post.
Yes, every day a tea post.
Every day a tea post.
Cha-ba-shi-ra.
Why do you look so down?
You're down.
So, this capsule is tea, but there's definitely a tea post standing in it.
Why?
Does it mean the tea post is in it?
Yes, it is.
It's tea, isn't it?
Tea post standing up tea.
Cha-ba-shi-ra.
Cha-ba-shi-ra standing up tea.
Does it mean there's only one tea post in here?
You can put the tea in it.
If there's only one and you melt it, there's definitely a tea post standing up.
It'll stand up.
Yes, whatever you say.
What should we do?
Sashiko's team didn't get any of the questions right today, so we want to give them a chance at the end of the show.
Ritashia.
Junior.
And the correct answer is...
Is it true?
This...
What?
You have this, right?
Yes.
Shall we play a game?
Yes.
Like this.
Just like that?
Yes.
Can you open it?
This...
You can open it, right?
Yes.
And you pour hot water in it.
There is one tea bag in it.
Now, this is...
Correct!
It's amazing!
Look!
I'm happy!
Is it good?
It's vegetarian!
The taste is also good!
Something good will happen!
We had a lot of fun!
It's about time for us to say goodbye.
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A male guest became an idol and took 3 photos, so please guess who it is.
I'll aim for perfection this year!
You've already removed it, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Let's look at today's theme and first photo.
Here it is.
Oh, it's him!
His face doesn't look like Soshiko's.
His hair does look like Soshiko's.
It does look like Soshiko's.
But you're hiding your face too much!
This is hard!
He's handsome!
I don't know about this.
He's handsome, right?
You don't know yet?!
You don't know the answer yet?!
You don't know, but you're pretending!
I don't know!
Are you giving up?!
No, we haven't given up yet!
I don't know!
It's beautiful!
Beautiful!
I've seen it somewhere!
You know what you've seen somewhere!
It's kind of obvious!
Let's show the correct answer only to the audience!
It's this person!
He's happy, right?
But his face is good!
It depends on the person.
His face is good?
His face is good.
I've seen this before.
How is it?
The smell of fire is spreading in the venue.
Fire?
What does it mean?
It's not a hint.
It can't be anything.
Speaking of fire...
What?
Is it a fish?
It can't be a fish!
Let's say it clearly, it's a variety show
What is it?
The second one?
Yes, please!
You know what it is, right?
He has a high nose!
- I know! - Is it wrong?
Go, Machu Picchu!
- Machu Picchu... - "Kyary Pamyu Pamyu!"
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu!
Wow! Correct!
What does that have to do with it?
It's similar, isn't it?
Can I ask a funny question?
A funny question?
Can I ask a funny question?
A funny question? I won't accept it!
I won't accept it!
You can do it on your own.
Are you a funny comedian?
Is that what you said?
That's right, that's right.
Is that what you said?
He's older.
He was the same age yesterday.
He was the same age yesterday?
Did you see his profile?
Yes, I did.
He's 37 years old.
37?
90, 79, 93.
So 9 is common.
No, no, no.
That's not a hint at all.
Parental high school?
What's parental high school?
Parental high school.
Parental high school?
Do you know what it is?
Isn't that a hint?
Parental high school?
Then ask me. What kind of parental high school is it?
Ask me.
Tanaka-san, ask me.
Ask me.
What kind of parental high school is it?
Ask me, Tanaka-san.
On behalf of the school!
Everyone's embarrassed.
I'm sure you can hear me.
Excuse me!
Yes?
What does "parental high school" mean?
Um...
Parental high school...
Well, I'll say it myself.
Do you say "parental" instead of "parental"?
How old are you?
Oh, I know!
So that's what it is!
I know what "parental high school" is.
Kinoshita!
No, it's not.
You're that confident?
It's embarrassing!
And you're 79 years old!
You're being forced!
You're being forced by your parents!
You're 40 years old!
And Kinoshita Tokichiro is 30 years old!
Tokichiro!
T.K.O!
You're wrong!
T.K.O!
You're wrong!
If you're being forced by your parents, for example, what will you be forced by?
For example, my parents sent me an email.
For example, it says "money" in Hong Kong.
Money?
Like 170,000.
And when I saw the title of the email, it said "request for payment".
They'll pay you for the money!
I see.
I don't know.
But you're talking like...
I know what you're talking about!
I'm sure you know.
What?
Ms. Lianne?
Ms. Lianne.
Ms. Lianne is in love right now!
She's in love!
Really?!
Yes.
She's hiding from Ms. Lianne.
A live show will start in Osaka soon.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Of course I know.
Who is it?
The third one is...
Yes, it is.
It's not magic.
It's like this.
No, no, no.
I forgot who this is.
Oh! Capybara!
I haven't changed it. It came out as it is.
Aren't you the world's strongest mouse?
Why didn't you give me an offer?
What is it?
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Karateka Irie will tell you the latest news that can't be told on a wide show!
Now, let's call him out!
Tell us, Irie Cap!
Your size is too small!
Hasn't changed from the beginning?
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
So, today we have...
"Popular Athlete's Whole Face Special"!
We have Sosotarume Mutsuga,
Koto Shougi Kuzugi,
Sawa-san,
Shota-san,
Yokomine Sakura-san,
and Kawashima Eiji-senshu!
So, let's get started!
Koto Shougi Kuzugi is...
What?!
Five servings of ramen!
Five servings!
So, for most people,
eight people can eat five servings of ramen!
You're a "gyaruto" (gyaruto = "gyaruto" is a Japanese word for "gyaruto"
I'll eat it all by myself!
You'll eat it all by yourself!
I'll eat it all by myself!
After I finish eating it all,
I'll order it.
This is already decided!
I'll definitely...
What is it?
This...
Ramen!
Please!
You'll eat it all?
I was surprised!
I thought it was udon or extra water,
but it was tonsoku!
No one ate it, so...
That's right!
At the end of the ramen...
Is there tonsoku?
There was tonsoku in that hot pot restaurant!
He said he ordered it every time.
He actually said it.
At the end of that hot pot restaurant,
you'll definitely eat tonsoku.
How many tonsoku did you eat?
I ate about three tonsoku,
and there were about four plates of it.
That's twelve, right?
Twelve?!
He said it was delicious and ate it all.
That's amazing!
He said it made him feel sad.
That's amazing!
I thought about it a little.
Don't say it too much!
It's a little raw.
Now, for those of you who are shocked by such a thing,
the most exciting thing during the show is...
What is it?
Now!
The most exciting thing is this!
Shampoo once every four days!
That's because you don't wash it.
I'm telling you to bend it.
At that time, I use it openly.
I wash it once a day.
That's ridiculous!
He said he couldn't wash it at all, so he used one and washed it clean.
He said he washed it like this when it came out.
It's the same as Sawa.
It's different from Sawa.
Do you wash it every day, Sawa?
I didn't say bend it.
Sawa and Shioda ate green tea shaved ice and had a girls' talk.
They were excited and wanted to go.
When I was talking about the trip, I happened to see Irie at the girls' talk.
That's right.
I happened to see Irie at the girls' talk.
That's right.
I happened to see Irie at the girls' talk.
Irie asked Irie, "What is it?" and Irie said, "Don't ask me."
Irie said, "It's a girls' talk, so go away."
Irie asked Irie, "What is it?" and Irie said, "Go away."
Irie said, "I want to go! I really want to go!"
Irie said, "It's the London Olympics."
But everyone said, "Let's go together," like a trip.
It's hard to mix.
I'm not an athlete.
My hobby is karate, though.
Hiroshi Neko said this time, right?
Yes, she did.
She said, "I can do it."
But she did it like this.
She did it lightly.
She did it lightly like a pop.
That's good.
I did it. I did it a little.
It's disgusting.
What are you doing?
Why did you do it?
Why did you do it suddenly?
I wanted to do it with my voice.
You still have it?
Please let me do it.
Until the end.
Next, we have Yokomine Sakura and karaoke.
Yes, we went to karaoke.
Yokomine Sakura, what other people did you go with?
I went with Sakura's friends from my hometown.
From your hometown?
Yes, she had friends.
I see.
Sakura went with...
Nishino Kana.
Why again?
Nishino Kana sang like a moon.
She sang well, too.
By the way, before the match...
How do you say it?
You listen to it to concentrate, right?
The song you listen to is...
EXILE.
EXILE!
EXILE.
Nishino Kana sings in karaoke.
EXILE.
Now, everyone, here is the question.
Yes.
Goalkeeper for soccer Japan, Kawashima Eiji...
When he is excited...
He always...
He always does ____.
Yes.
Now, when you are excited, please show me what you do.
Please.
This is when we are in private.
In private?
In private, when we are all together...
I do it when I'm excited.
Irie-kun, how long have you been with Kawashima?
I've been with him for about seven years.
About seven years!
Yes.
Even before I became the representative goalkeeper.
Really?
When we go to karaoke together...
I do it when I'm excited.
I see.
Yes.
- Sashiko! - Yes! - When you're excited... - I imitate cats. Why?!
Because they're cute.
- Because they're cute. - Not at all.
- Yes! Outoh-san! - Yes! - When you're excited... - Um, I'm very cautious.
- Because you talk too much. - My words are too much. - Because you talk too much. - Yeah.
You're cautious sometimes, but that's not the case with this answer.
- Okay! - Okay, Mitsuya-san! - Yes! - When you're excited... - Round and round and dancing!
When you're excited, you dance like this.
You were there again!
Let me do it until the end!
Now, Goto! When you're excited, you always...
I didn't think I'd end it with a jump rope.
That's not what happened!
Now, Non-chan! When you're excited, you always...
The "nadeshiko" part comes out.
It's like, "I want to end it!"
There are people like that sometimes,
but Kawajiro is very manly.
Now, Aigo! Nakamaru!
I'll talk about baseball.
On the contrary, you like baseball a lot.
You're manly.
What is it? It's difficult.
Nakamaru!
Yes!
Is it considered "boke"?
It was "boke".
It's "boke".
Yes!
What was it?
Strip!
That's not manly.
But it's manly.
Strip...
Take off...
Cut a cherry tree's stem with your mouth...
Tear it off!
Some people can do it.
No!
Mitsuyo!
Correct!
His muscles are amazing!
He has 8 of them and he looks like a Kamen Rider.
He's really amazing.
When the players touch him and say "Hey, Eiji, you're looking forward to it, aren't you?"
When a customer comes in, it's like he's about to explode.
Excuse me!
I want to join you!
Please come in!
It's not a parade, it's a parade!
Thank you for coming!
If you have anything you want to say, say it!
This week, we'll talk about baseball.
This is your last chance!
It's called "sus"
It's a bit of an interview, but in it,
Actually, Sashihara-san's father,
When he was in the high school competition,
He applied for Johnny's, right?
That's right.
He sent a cassette of Nobuichi Goro-san's song.
Yes, but it hasn't come yet.
It hasn't come yet.
It's all too late.
It's a bit like Ito Shiro-san's father.
That's right. It's written there, too.
It's written like this, so please take care of me.
Then, we'll see you tomorrow.
Thank you very much.