AISubs v3.7
After the broadcast on Wednesday,
Chihara's brother Seiji became a pinch-hitter due to Chihara's unexpected death.
What happened to you?
I don't know.
Did you sing too much?
Yes, I sang and talked too much.
We had two handshakes in a row.
Did you talk there?
No, no.
When my voice was a little hoarse...
Your voice was hoarse.
When my voice was hoarse, I talked a lot.
Can you talk with a handshake?
I can talk a lot.
What do you say?
I say "thank you" a lot.
A.k.a. B is good at taking care of fans.
She talks a lot.
Do you know her?
I know her name.
She has a lot of fans.
She is an idol who can reach her fans.
That's right.
Did you shake hands with her today?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
Thank you.
Did you talk like this before?
A little.
That's right.
She is a record winner.
That's right.
She is a record winner.
I can say that.
A.k.a. B is...
You can say that.
Say it.
She is a record winner.
That's amazing.
There is something I am curious about.
A fan of Morai Gehlin said...
When I was looking on the internet,
I found an article supporting you.
There is such an article?
Yes, there is.
Of course, there is.
For some reason,
some people think you are cool and some people think you are cool.
Some people think you are cool and some people think you are cool.
I was surprised to see that there are people who think you are cool.
How do you think of me?
How old are you?
I am 19 years old.
What do you think of me, a 19 years old girl?
Just like you.
What do you think of me?
Before I became an entertainer, I was a high school student and a healthy old man.
There are a lot of people who are psychologically bad like me.
That's what the juniors said.
There are a lot of young people who laugh like that.
Like "kyaa", "kyaa", "kyaa"
Both "kyaa" and "kyaa"
Like "khanata" and "khanata"
"khanata" is scary.
There is always "kyaa" in every comedy, right?
Like "kyaa", "kyaa", "kyaa"
There is, there is.
We even had it.
When we were young.
When we were in our 20s.
When we were younger.
Even we think it's strange.
"Did you say "kyaa" to me like that?"
"No, your "kyaa" is a different "kyaa"."
That "kyaa" is still there.
"Kyaa", "kyaa", "kyaa"
Some people like it.
Some people don't like it.
"Did you say "kyaa" to me like that?"
Do you want a taxi that much?
Yes.
It's dangerous.
You'll be surrounded.
Seiji will become Algaren.
Really, you're surrounded by Seiji-san as a target of love.
That's right, that's right!
I was really popular for a snack in Fukui a few years ago!
A snack in Fukui... A drink with me!
I want to drink with you, I want to drink with you!
You're not getting any of it, are you?
I'm only 19 years old, so I don't know much about it.
You only know something about Johnny's Jr.
Until now, only male idols knew about the existence of a company called 'C.Y.A.R.'
When I went in, there were a lot of people waiting for the entertainers to come out.
It was strange.
What's strange about it?
But it's true that 'C.Y.A.R.' existed for a moment.
"C.Y.A.R.!" "No, it wasn't!"
Well, well, well...
Many men in Osaka said that they were more interesting than the entertainers.
That's right, that's right.
Troublesome white people.
That's right, that's right.
But even among them, it seems like there are various types of people.
Juniors say 'Junior-san' and such.
But for me, it's 'Seiji'!
I know what you mean! I know what you mean!
What do you mean by 'Seiji'?
The people of Osaka were really scary.
At first, when they were really young...
They came from Tokyo and were like 'what's up with you?'
There were times like that.
It was terrible.
Like 'you're sexy.'
No matter what you did, it didn't work.
Our era was even worse.
Is that so?
Really, openly...
Is that a Tokyo gag?
That's right.
It was said like that.
We did manzai...
Content, at first.
At first, it was content, but after that, it was called manzai.
Ah, Owarainetwa.
Owarainetwa.
Oh, Chochikin!
Chochikin!
Wow, that's amazing!
It's like being in between 'Let's Go, Three of Them!'
And 'Comedy No. 1'.
Because I've done manzai before.
After that, it didn't work at all.
And...
When it ended and I went outside,
The producer said...
You're really into it, aren't you?
Your speech is really into it,
Since it's Tokyo's manzai,
It's not like you're into it or anything,
But you're just like, 'Yeah, something like that,'
That's what you call it?
You're really into it,
Just the standard language,
Shouldn't you be a little less into it?
Why is that?!
So it's a big screen?
It's a big screen,
Because while we're doing the show,
It's an open show,
While we're doing the show,
All of the guests are young girls in their middle school years,
But they all leave,
They're late,
They say, 'Toilet break,'
They start eating their bento,
Without anyone asking,
On the contrary, it's warm in Osaka if you accept it,
Once you accept it,
It's like, 'Wow!'
Well, there are people who go too far,
Because they think of it like a family,
Like, you know,
There are a lot of old ladies who scold you,
If you notice it on TV, you're in trouble,
It's none of your business!
You'd be surprised,
You're funny yourself,
Until you fight with the Shinkansen,
You get along well,
In Kyoto,
I met an old lady who didn't know the sea,
On the Shinkansen,
She went to Tokyo and had a big fight in Nagoya,
There's a reason for it,
It's like,
I'm delivering my kimchi to my son who works in Nagoya,
My mom said,
Since you went to get it,
I'll give it to you,
But I'm in the middle of going to work in Tokyo,
So I don't have a lot of kimchi!
I said I didn't need it,
But you were like, 'You fat bastard!'
On the Shinkansen,
You suddenly stood up,
And turned to your father in the back,
And said, 'Don't make a fuss about it!'
Don't make a fuss about it!
What does "don't make a fuss about it!" mean?
Is to show the hand of humanity!
- First line is "don't make a fuss about it!" - "Don't make a fuss about it!"
It's annoying, right?
- You end up becoming friends right away, Seiji. - We became friends with monkeys.
In Thailand, there is an island where there is a monkey.
There was a monkey, but it is hard to see it in the camera.
There are monkeys whose ecology has changed and use tools until now.
For example, drop a hard object and break it.
And eat the inside of it.
Until now, monkeys break shells while they are stuck in a rock.
But now, monkeys break shells at various angles.
And they use different tools.
They have a great ecology.
But it is hard to see it in the camera, right?
It is hard to see it in the camera, but if you keep looking at it...
The monkey will say, "Huh?"
The coordinator said, "No, you can't."
Let's take it a little further.
It's okay. I think you can do it.
I imitated him and handed him the shell's body.
He said, "Yeah."
I looked at it and there were five or six of them lined up.
That's amazing.
I asked him later and he said that the NHK had been stuck for two weeks and couldn't get any of it.
I don't know why, but I forgive you.
Do you think we're friends?
If you were a leader in the Masai tribe, you would have said it.
It's all in Kansai dialect.
I want to go home with you.
I want to compete in Tokyo.
I think my son is also attracted to that place.
Last year, I went to an island where only about 300 people lived during the New Year's holiday.
With your family?
With my family.
I went to an island where there was no electricity or anything.
Where is that island?
It's in the Philippines.
It's not in Japan?
It's not in Japan.
I went there and from the second day, I came to invite my son.
I said, "Let's go there."
It's not like a hotel, but it's like a log house.
It's a place where you can't even lock it.
I asked him where he had gone since morning and he said, "I became friends with him and hung out."
Why didn't you take half of that land with you?
I took it all.
You took it all.
It's all in Kansai dialect.
Even if you go to a Kansai family, they say, "Son, son."
How old are you?
Five years old.
Oh, you're young.
It's amazing that you understand each other.
I heard that the kids of giraffes are amazing.
Giraffes...
What are you talking about?
Giraffes...
Giraffes are dangerous.
Their parents...
Giraffes are big, aren't they?
Giraffes are big.
Giraffes are over three meters tall.
Three meters tall.
If you say it like that...
Giraffes are near you.
What?
Giraffes are near you.
Giraffes are dangerous.
It's their parents.
It's like their parents are looking down on them.
My mother...
She's really big.
Really.
I've never seen such a big crown before.
Giraffes are big.
I've never seen such a big crown before.
Of course it's big.
What are you doing?
I don't know where they are.
If they are really in nature, I can't tell where they are.
Even lions don't eat giraffes.
Oh, I see.
I don't know where they are.
I thought there were only children.
Actually, they were hiding under a tree and watching.
I was really scared.
Then I got angry and came out.
I thought it was a microphone and a weapon that Mr. Onsei had.
I see.
I thought it was a microphone, so when the staff came, a crown came out.
A big crown.
I was convinced of the crown.
A giraffe crown?
A giraffe crown.
Looking at your face.
I said it's okay.
What are you talking about?
Even a giraffe speaks Kansai dialect.