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We are Gyōjin on Wednesdays!
We have a male guest who wants to be a woman and take pictures of her.
Please choose one of the three pictures.
Say it properly!
I'm looking forward to it!
Merry Chris Matsumura!
That's not included either.
It's been a few days, right?
Here is today's woman theme and one picture.
Theme!
Call me!
You look like a good woman if you dress up like one.
Who is she?
She has manly eyes.
She has cool eyes.
She has dark eyebrows.
She has cool eyes.
I got it.
You got it?
You got it with this?
I got it.
What? Itakura?
Isn't it Itakura?
It's not Itakura.
Itakura is different.
It's different.
I don't know at all.
We have a guest today.
The five of you.
Cary Pamepam and Drunk Dragon.
Drunk Dragon!
I know it's Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, but why are you guys here?
The timing is strange.
We're here for you.
I'm sorry.
I wanted you to say it out loud.
I have a sore throat.
I won't say it.
I'll write it down.
Dragon Butabutan.
What's Dragon Butabutan?
Drunk Dragon.
You don't say Butabutan, do you?
Who's next to you?
We know you.
No, we don't know you. We're your partners.
We know you.
I'm sorry.
Where are you going?
I wanted to come here.
Really?
Where are you going?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Please do a junior dub.
Yes.
Really?
You look surprised.
I'm your precious fan.
I'm a junior.
Pyanmipyanmangyan.
Thank you very much.
You skin looks pale.
That's right.
Do you have ears?
Yes.
I do this with my hair.
(what will you do?)
- Please. - Why are you shaking?
- Hey, you! Listen to me! - If you explain it like that, I can't say anything.
- Please. - It doesn't make sense at all.
- Let's talk about it. - Let's talk about it.
- Okay, okay. - Wow!
- Who is it? - Move a little to the side.
- She's pretty good, isn't she? - She's pretty good.
- She's cute. - But I feel like I've seen her before.
- Who is it? - Do you know who it is?
- Have you seen her before? - You don't know, do you?
- Let me introduce you to our guest.
- She is...
- She didn't say "no". - She didn't say "no".
- She is not happy after the surprise. - She is not happy.
- She is laughing.
- What? What kind of reaction is that?
- She is laughing. - Is it a laugh?
- It's not a laugh. - It's not a laugh.
- Is it a laugh? - She is laughing. - What kind of reaction is that?
- Is it a laugh? - It's not a laugh. - Oh, my.
- She is laughing. - She is laughing. - OK, everybody, move aside.
- Panmi, Panmi, Panmi. - Panmi, Panmi, Panmi, Panmi.
- Panmi, Panmi. - We will play the second song.
- Ro...Ro... - OK, please.
- "Haruna Ai" It's not.
That's weird!
It's weird for a man to be like this!
It's because you look like him!
I've seen him before!
What was his name again?
Black and yellow.
You're stand out.
Black and yellow.
Do you have a name?
I've seen him before.
But you can see his face a lot, right?
Everyone can see it.
He has a unique face and mouth.
He has a question for the guest.
Have you met me before?
Yes, I have.
Of course! Are you a duo?
How long have you been together?
20 years?
- 20 years? - Huh? 20 years?
- Oh, is that so? - Huh?
- That reaction, though... - Huh? 20 years?
- 20 years? - Isn't that right?
- 20 years? - 20 years?
- Huh?
- Are you older than me? - I'm probably older than you.
- Then that's not Yoshimoto's way of saying it. - But...
- Because it's standard language. Standard language... I mean, intonation.
- Yes, yes. - It's not the Kanto language.
- Even in Kanto, Yoshimoto is there, so it's fine. - Yes, yes.
- I don't know how much of his nose is like this, but it's been like this for a long time, so it's fine.
- Junzentaru Kanto, Tokyo, right? - Kanto...
- Huh? - Huh?
- His chin... - His chin is a little hidden, isn't it?
- He's a little hidden, isn't he? - Yes, yes, yes!
- Are you okay? - Are you sure?
- Are you okay? - I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
- Antonio Inoki? - No, no...
- Say it!
- If you can think of one, say it!
- His chin is a little hidden, isn't it? - Yes, yes...
- Antonio Inoki? - No, no...
- No... - Hidden... It's not hidden, is it?
- It's hidden, isn't it? - Correct!
- It's completely hidden in Tokyo. - Hidden, isn't it?
- And this face. Is it your father? - Yes!
- I got it! I got it! - I got it!
- I knew it! It's not hidden, is it? - It's not hidden, isn't it?
- It's not hidden, is it? - It's not hidden, is it?
- I don't know! - Yes, correct!
- Yes, I'm fat! - What's wrong with you?
- At this moment... - He's fat! He's fat!
- He was fat! - He's fat!
- Carry Debdeb! - Carry Debdeb!
- I see, I see... - Is it your profile?
- My profile? - Yes, it's your profile.
- 41! - Ah!
- I got it! - I got it!
- "Recent results"... - This is a big hint, isn't it?
- It's a big hint, isn't it? - You're late!
- No, you're the first one!
- "Recent results"... - Ah, it's narrow!
- Is it true? - Most of them are true. Do you know?
- Huh? Fujimoto? No, it's not. - Huh?
- Huh? Fujimoto? - Fujimoto, right?
- Fujimoto, Fujimoto, Fujimoto. - Huh?
- It's not Fujimoto! - Huh?
- It's not Fujimoto. - 90, 75, 92.
- 90! - 90!
- "Recent marriage". - It's obvious.
- I'm sure you know the "recent marriage" label. - I don't know.
- Oh, you don't know? - Maybe you don't know it?
- It's not that famous, but there is. - No, it's famous!
- "Recent marriage". - I want you to talk about your wife.
- I want you to talk about your wife. "Recent marriage".
- "Two people". - "Two people".
- I think "two people" is blocking it. - Yeah.
- "Two people"... - It's not "two people" a lot.
- Then, I will ask you a question. - "Who hasn't asked yet"?
- What? - Tire.
- What are you talking about? - Wheel.
- What are you talking about? - Tire.
- I know! - Huh?
- I know! - The piano is a song.
- A bike is a song.
- She knows, but still raises her hand.
- The key doesn't matter.
- Is it a key?
- It's not the key now. - It's not the key now.
- I thought it wasn't.
- It's not.
- That's not true! - No, it's not!
- No, it's not!
- That's correct! - Yay!
- I'm sorry! - Are you okay?
- Yes! Um, I have a nosebleed. - Huh?
- You have a nosebleed? - Yes!
- I-I-I don't know!
- That's right! - Yay!
This has nothing to do with cheating!
What's this? A stamp?
No, no, this is like a hint.
- X! X! X! - No, what are you saying?
- X-gun! - It's not X-gun!
- Huh?
- What is it? - Huh?
- X-gun? - X-gun? You're wrong!
What's wrong with that? You shouldn't say the correct answer!
Which one is it?
She's not cute.
I can't tell even if she comes out.
What?
I can't tell even if she comes out.
You can't tell even if she comes out?
I can tell, I can tell.
Are you sure you're okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I know.
Who?
Azuma-kun, you're going to get a punishment.
You can't tell, can you?
You can't tell at all, can you?
Shoot!
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Here is the quiz.
The three of you, Hitachi, Julia, and Ota, will say the answer.
Only one of you will say the correct answer.
Ms. Sashiko will answer it for you.
Ms. Sashiko, please.
Is that a business order?
It's a different kind of drama.
It's not like that.
It's a business order.
It doesn't matter.
Ms. Sashiko, if you answer even one of them correctly, you will get a wonderful lunch.
It's not like that.
And you will also get a Kentucky Steak, which is currently on sale.
Ms. Sashiko and all of her friends and all of her fans will get a Kentucky Steak.
I want to eat that.
Can you eat it for me?
Ms. Kentucky, on behalf of the show, please let me say this.
Do I have to say it?
Yes.
Ms. Carrie, please cooperate with us.
Yes, thank you.
You're the same age.
We're the same age.
I'm the same age.
You're different.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, here is today's first question.
What is the content of the 1.8 million yen lucky bag that will be released on January 3rd next year among women?
1.8 million yen.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please open your books.
It's written here what the correct answer is.
It's also written who will say the correct answer.
The remaining two of you, think of a lie.
You're good at lying.
I'm the correct answer!
It's already started.
I see.
It's already started.
1.8 million yen is amazing.
I can't buy it.
You can't buy it, 1.8 million yen.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please answer the question.
Miss.
Yes?
What? You want me to say it?
Why do you want me to say it?
Miss, you're cool.
I know, I know.
This is...
In Mitsuko-city...
In Mitsuko-city, there is a wedding ceremony.
Mitsuko-city?
There is no Mitsuko-city.
Wedding ceremony.
Wedding ceremony?
Yes.
So, Mitsuko-city's customers and shopkeepers say "congratulations" to everyone.
Shopkeepers?
Shopkeepers are not acquaintances, right?
What?
That's... Are you happy about it?
Amazing! Everyone congratulates me!
That's suspicious!
It's suspicious!
But it's not because of that, right?
I go to hotels and stuff like that, but...
From there...
From there, right?
From there, yes.
It's too suspicious.
Alright! Next, Morita Sheep!
This is...
For this only, we made it specially.
A Louis Vuitton bag, 15-point set.
15?!
There's a huge travel bag like this, right?
Yes, yes.
Including that, and small wallets and stuff like that, it's a 15-point set.
For this only, we made it.
It's really cheap.
It looks expensive.
It's expensive, so...
It's big, so it looks expensive.
Does it mean you're becoming a man?
Yes.
You're becoming a man, right?
Yes.
But it's 15-point set, right?
15-point set?
There's small ones too, right?
There's small ones too.
Wallets and stuff like that.
Why are you next to me?
You're next to me!
Yes, I see.
15-point set.
Next, Shiko.
To be honest, Ariel is...
Ariel is...
I see.
Next, Ariel.
Wow, it looks very realistic.
Realistic.
Realistic?
Realistic or not realistic?
Everything is different.
Everything is realistic.
"Piggy." "Piggy."
Isn't it catchy?
So far, I think this is the most realistic.
Yes, it looks powerful right now.
This 15-point set really seems realistic.
Plus, it's a lucky bag.
"Piggy." "Piggy."
It's got a lucky charm, right?
A piggy.
It's probably not going in, but...
I'll give it a go.
It's in there!
Rose of Dawn.
No, it's not.
Is it somehow related?
Isn't it something relevant?
Isn't it relevant?
It's not relevant.
Hurry up and say it.
How long do I have to say it?
What are you talking about?
Are you telling me to do it?
Okay, Ota Shitsuji.
Miss!
Yes!
As Shitsuji of ADDICTION...
...this is a very grateful and happy project!
That being said, we are now in the butler's world.
Butler's world?!
Um...
Mary-sama!
We don't have much time, so let's...
Mary-sama's butler.
No, not Mary-sama.
I'm not that butler.
You're a butler, right?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're a butler, aren't you?
Um...
Right now, we're in Shunran's butler's world.
A first-class butler...
About those customers...
All day long!
Taking care of everyone around you!
Accepting anything and everything!
But!
Only laughing is allowed!
That's too much!
That's completely out of line!
How far is the answer?
We provide Italian-style service!
Laughing is a lie, right?
But!
Italian...
Just for one day?
Just for one day!
From high-class wines and other things...
We provide all kinds of services!
Can we order food and such?
Ka-se-fu!
Ka-chi-fu-sha!
Uta-goe-take-sa!
I don't know what you're saying!
Let me give you a third answer.
A junior butler will hold a wedding ceremony.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
You can get a Louis Vuitton bag with 15 Louis Vuittons in it.
We provide high-class wines and other things for one day.
That's...
It's getting difficult!
Then...
What should we do?
Who will say the truth?
Miss!
This is the most reasonable answer.
But...
Everyone is lying, so we should not lie.
Really?
Miss, what will you say?
Because...
Yes!
Kentucky's chicken present!
When did you get married?
Oh, did I say the next question?
Oh, you surprised me!
You surprised me!
It was on the terrace!
It was before our wedding.
And it was a wide circle around the hotel.
I see! I see!
And it was at the back of a limousine.
Wow, you're good!
How did you know?
It was obvious, wasn't it?
If it wasn't obvious, I wouldn't have known.
You're good at lying, aren't you?
I didn't know if you were exaggerating or not.
Now, let's take a look at this!
Wow, it's amazing!
This silver ball is a very useful item for people.
What is the use of this ball?
It's a real thing, isn't it?
It's pretty big.
Can I touch it, ma'am?
Can I touch it?
Can I just look at it?
Isn't it embarrassing?
No, it's not my ball!
It's shining like this!
I see it!
It's so detailed!
It's like sand.
Now, let's explain it while holding it!
What is it?
This is a difficult one!
Excuse me!
Hey, I didn't do it!
This is...
You can see it, right?
Yes.
You...
Yes.
You can play with it, right?
Yes.
You can't eat it.
You can't eat it!
This was a lie! It's amazing!
It's beautiful!
You can't catch it!
You can't catch it if you look at it!
You can't catch it!
This sound...
Shush, shush, shush...
This is...
When you're in the womb, the blood flow is very similar to this sound.
Wow!
So when you do this, it relaxes the dog.
Babies say that too.
Babies say that too, don't they?
What are you saying?
I didn't say anything weird like that!
You're a bad old man!
Put your hand in your pocket.
It's not cool!
It's not cool at all!
What does your mother say?
When I listen to my mother's heartbeat, I feel like I'm holding a baby.
It has nothing to do with it!
Please tell us!
Okay, let's move on.
I think you all have forgotten about this.
It's for the dog.
Have you ever seen a dog like this before?
A dog?
It's been left in Antarctica.
I love dramas!
Is there sand in it?
Yes, it's sand.
This is an ambulance.
An ambulance is like this.
If you do it like this, it goes back like this.
And you put it in front of the food.
It's hard to eat!
The food is hard to eat!
In other words, there are dogs like that now.
For those people...
People?
Dogs?
It's not something that Tsukaji would use.
It's not!
Okay, let's move on!
She can't bark because her own face is in the picture.
And the next sheep, this sound is similar to the one in her womb, so it's a relaxer.
And the last sheep, it's good for dogs that have seen food for a long time.
Now, miss!
Yes, you got it right!
It's like this.
Ah, in the middle.
And because of this, it's hard to eat.
With a normal bowl, you can feed a dog with it, but it's heavy and you can put it back like this.
It doesn't come off.
Try eating it, then.
No, I won't eat it.
It's hard to eat, but it's really good.
We will show you a special skill that you can boast about.
Judges, please choose one of them.
The first challenger, please!
21-year-old Kachikenbon from Tokyo.
Eat watermelon in one second!
Please show us.
I'll do it.
Eat it in one second!
Wow! He did it!
But it looks so painful that I can't watch it!
The next challenger is here!
Let's bring you sunshine from Tokyo!
Put your bass and little soul on it and catch it with your big clothes and shoes!
You can do it!
Put your bass and little soul on it and catch it with your big clothes and shoes!
Recently, we have a famous person here.
Actually, he is an ex-fighter.
Now, he is doing a dance unit called "world order".
It's like a robot.
Precise performance is a hot topic all over the United States.
The number of views on video distribution sites has exceeded about 10,300 million.
It's a very popular dance unit.
Now, let's welcome them.
Everyone of "world order", stand up!
- Where did you say that? - Edo.
- Since I retired. - You're in the way.
- It started 2 years ago. - 2 years ago?
- I retired from fighting 5 years ago. - What?
- So you're not fighters? - No, we're dancers.
- You're dancers? - Yes, we're members.
- You're salarymen, right? - No, no.
- We're salarymen who know the concept. - Right.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Let's start with this person. Big brother! - Big brother!
D&Z, which created many heroes, will soon be separated!
How will the Avengers save the Earth with their huge stars?
Let's all save the Earth with our huge stars!
Danny Panettone's CD is out!
Yes! The song "Tsukemasukeru" will be released on January 11th.
This song is about a girl who puts on fake eyelashes and transforms into a cute girl.
The novel I wrote, "Fake Girl," has become a book.
It's a novel about talking with my dad and many other things.
It's number eight. Please check it out.
What about "Buta Buta"?
"Buta Buta" is a grand drama.
From 6 p.m., "Haneul's Door" will have a three-hour special.
Almost 100-yen shops will go to the faces of this year's faces.
It's a corner where bad entertainers will try new things for this year's faces.
Please check it out.
It's been 40 years since "I'm Son" debuted.
There are 104 songs in the opening and ending of "DVD," "Nibuki" and "Television Competition."
Please check it out.
Thank you.
It's a little annoying.
It's "Haneul's Door" for this evening!
"Haneul's Door"!