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What is Akimoto-san's future plan for AKB48, which will be held in Taiwan next year?
What about Taiwan?
Taiwan will be held next year.
Is the audition already over?
We're about to do the audition.
But first of all, AKB's 7-Eleven commercials will be held in Taiwan.
So they'll come and go, right?
That's right.
But it's pretty interesting, isn't it?
It's amazing.
The internet is big, isn't it?
The internet is big right now.
Even if you don't know anything about it, it's amazing when you go to the airport.
I see.
Do you have any plans for Japan?
We'll have to do something new in Japan next year.
We'll ask Kusanagi-kun to coordinate everyone's jeans.
You've only been writing songs lately, haven't you?
Yes.
I've been writing two songs a day.
I don't have time for it.
Up until now, I've written about 60 songs about AKB.
I keep writing and writing, but it doesn't end.
You haven't written two songs today?
I will.
I'll write them today.
You haven't finished one song yet?
I wrote it in the morning, but I'm still in the middle of writing it.
You're in the middle of writing.
Yes, I am.
The coordination was a huge success and Kusanagi-san is excited.
I can't wait for the jeans talk after the show!
Japan is the best at making denim all over the world.
Denim made in Okayama.
Denim made in Okayama is the best in the world.
You know Hermes, right?
Yes.
Hermes is very particular about being French.
They don't use anything other than French.
The first thing Hermes made in another country was Japanese denim.
Denim!
Denim was better than French denim.
It was made in Japan in Kayama.
The article too.
It's the only one.
Men in Japan is amazing, denim.
It's amazing.
Today, you coordinated all of them.
Which one did you like the most?
Becky.
Becky is...
I like her the most.
Really?
Becky you haven't seen before.
Sometimes.
Sometimes she's cute.
On the stage, she's the opposite of me.
This is Becky.
Maybe.
This is for men.
The smallest one for men.
If it's for ladies, the line is different.
It changes a little bit.
Tamori's shirt is black.
When Santa puts it in, it looks different.
I thought I should roll up Tamori's shirt.
About three days ago, I called the staff.
They told me to roll up all of them.
Today, it was good.
For security guards,
to balance out their boots,
they made a hole here.
So it doesn't look loose.
If you have a hole like that, you can have a better silhouette.
I thought it was a jacket.
I thought it would be better if it was loose at the bottom.
So I stopped rolling up.
I did it!
I did it myself!
It was like this in the beginning.
But when we rehearsed it, we thought it would be better if we rolled it up.
If you roll it up, you can have a better silhouette.
I thought it would be too big.
But if you roll it up, you can have a better silhouette.
Your legs are beautiful.
Let me have your legs.
What are you doing?
Your legs are in my head.
Can you do simulation like that?
Usually, when I meet someone, I always think "this person will look good in this kind of clothes".
Always?
Yes, I always think like that.
Mr. Sanakusanagi will show us his precious personal belongings collection.
Mr. Fujipayo, is everything okay?
Yes, please wait for a moment.
This one is a little bit interesting.
I don't have many of these.
This is above the war model.
Is it different during the war?
If you look at this, you can't find this flap.
They must have saved money.
They wanted to save as much fabric as possible.
There are five buttons, but we only have four of them.
They must have saved money.
In the vintage world, it's like "what is this?"
Actually, I have a dead stock of this.
What is a dead stock?
It's a new product.
A new product?
I thought you said you don't have it anymore.
It's a dead stock.
This one is not washed, but it's a dead stock.
The color is different, isn't it?
Yes, the color is different.
As for the age, it's about 47 years old.
This one is about 48 or 50 years old.
If you want to keep the lower color, you don't have to wash it.
But overall, this age is the root of fashion.
It's better to have five buttons than four.
It's well-balanced.
It's better to have five buttons.
As for the price, this one is worth it.
Don't you have anything else?
Wait a minute.
But I have money today, so I'll buy it.
What is it?
I personally like it very much.
What is it?
It is the same as this one.
Are you okay?
He is excited.
This is very cool.
He is fixing it, but he has a great sense of fixing it.
Does it happen naturally?
It happens naturally, but he fixes it later.
How do you fix it?
It's like Frankenstein.
He is very good at fixing it.
If you look closely, you can see it.
The color of the fabric matches the color of the thread.
The thread doesn't look like it's hitting.
The thread appears here.
He has a great sense of fixing it.
This is wonderful.
I like this.
I think it's boring.
Look at this.
It doesn't taste like anything, does it?
It fell flat.
It was flat.
It was flat and I was like "what's wrong with it?"
When you compare it...
What's wrong with you?
It's like...
I don't have anything to say like "express yourself!"
You're unique.
It's expensive, right?
It's expensive, I'm begging you.
That's my...
More and more heat up!
Sukusanagi-san's erotic jeans' particularity is...
Well, I'll say it.
I wonder what it's like to be flat like this.
There are people who like it a lot.
I understand that feeling.
How do I say it...
It's smooth and has quality.
It's natural, right?
Yes, it's natural.
By the way, I bought it in New York.
I didn't have money at the time, so I borrowed money from Goro-san and bought it.
Are you guys following me?
I'm 62 years old.
Are you able to wear those jeans?
I can't wear them that fast.
So, can we talk about the customer?
It's crazy!
It's crazy?
It's crazy!
In short...
It's like this, right?
This is...
This is really good!
It's good!
This taste...
It's good!
It has a lot of taste!
Show me!
This way of falling...
How did you fall like this?
Uncle, show me!
Uncle, your voice is reversed!
Do you want to see it?
It's amazing!
People say it's a crazy beard, but...
Uncle, you don't want to sell it, do you?
First of all...
Look at this!
If it's like this, it's crazy!
It's not crazy!
Look at this!
Take a good look!
It's a little...
It's easy to understand.
Just look at this!
He threw it again!
This and this...
He threw it again!
Look at this!
It's good!
This feeling!
This!
It's cool!
It's about the same size as that.
This one is crazy!
This one is the craziest!
Wow, look at this!
Wow, it's cool!
This is real!
This is amazing, really!
It's a kamipatch.
What's amazing about this is that it's a kamipatch's 6th anniversary g-pan.
But, if you look at it like this...
You know the old g-pan, right?
Even though it's an old g-pan,
it's better if it's old in terms of color,
but even though it's 60 years old,
it has the same style as the kamipatch from 50 years ago.
As a 65-year-old g-pan,
it's a miraculous one.
Where did you find it?
It's in Harajuku.
Harajuku?
People who like g-pan right now
might be sleeping right now.
It's too amazing.
It's too scary.
They might be sleepy.
That's how amazing it is.
These three are really amazing.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Can we have one of these?
Of course!
I'll give you one.
No, no, not at all.
I've been there,
and normally I'd ask the staff to go there
because it's there,
but I bought all of them myself.
I'm so happy.
Can I keep this wallet?
No, no, you can't.
I had a lot of fun this time.
I mean,
I don't think there are other regular people
who dress up like this.
No, there aren't.
I don't think there's anything more fun than this.
It was a lot of fun.
I don't know what to say.
How many times a year do you do it?
I do it once or twice a year.
I want to do it.
I had a lot of fun.
I'm happy.
I'll clean it up for you.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
I'll reflect on myself.
Was it okay, everyone?
Was it okay?
But it was pretty popular the day after "Zoukango" ended.
Goro-san watched it a lot.
He said it's pretty strong and interesting.
I'm pretty confident about it.
If you're interested in it, it's fine.
But if you're not interested in it, I don't know what you're talking about.
It was pretty interesting.
I'm the only one having fun.
The most.
Oh, really?
Thank you very much.
Apologize this year while you can!
Here it is!
This year's No. 1 "I'm sorry"
There's only a little bit left.
Is there anything you want to apologize for?
Is there anything you want us to apologize for?
Who is it?
Mr. Odo.
Why are you apologizing?
Every week, every week, every week.
Every week, every week, we get punished.
You want us to apologize, don't you?
And with that...
What do you mean?
You're acting weird.
Are you serious about this?
How is it?
Yes, it's a joke.
Mr. Tanaka is...
You know, I'd like you to apologize for that.
I'd like you to apologize for that.
There are too many false accusations.
I'm sorry about that.
Recently, taxi drivers...
How can I say it?
They often hit people who don't know the way.
There are times like that.
I don't know the way, please tell me.
It's hard to understand.
I was surprised the other day.
I don't know where to go.
I can't even use the car navigation.
I drove in Suginami, Tokyo.
"Excuse me, please go to Shibuya." The driver said.
What? Shibuya?
Yes, it's Shibuya.
What? Shibuya?
What?
It's Shibuya, don't you know?
No, no, it's a little counterintuitive.
What? Don't you know?
I got out of the car because I thought I couldn't do it anymore, but what do you think of this situation?
I don't know how to say it.
If you say "Shibuya", I don't know how to say it.
I just started driving recently, so I don't know the way.
It's my first time hearing "Shibuya".
But "Shibuya" is strange.
I don't care if you don't know the way to "Shibuya".
I'm sorry, but it's starting today, so please tell me if you don't know the nearest way.
I don't know "Shibuya" itself.
That's unexpected.
But there's "Kanabi" too.
There's "Kanabi" too.
Before that, I have to go to "Kabuki-za".
I said "Excuse me, can you take me to "Kabuki-za" in Ginza?"
She said "Sir, "Kabuki-za" is in Shinjuku, right?"
I said "That's "Kabuki-cho"."
She said "That's "Kabuki-cho"."
I said "Can you take me to "Kabuki-za" in Ginza?"
She said "Hey, I don't know where it is."
I said "There's "Kanabi"."
She said "Please put "Kanabi" in."
I said "Yes, sir."
She said "Please put it in."
I closed my eyes and said "It's "Kanabi"."
She said "No, it's not."
She said "I'm sorry, but "Kabuki-za" is in a certain office.
In other words, there is a "Kabuki-za" office building in a certain number of floors.
Even if it's Karnaby, there's the office, London, etc.
You push that and go there, right?
I came back from my parents' house in Tokyo, and I met a woman's taxi driver.
It's like Saitama, right?
It's an area that only goes around Saitama.
So I asked her to go to Asagaya.
Asagaya?
Sir, I won't let you sleep for a while today.
What are you talking about?
I don't know the way.
You'll be in trouble if you fall asleep.
Thank you for your hard work, but I won't let you sleep for a while today.
Have fun.
"There are various taxi drivers, but..." "Taxi driver, right?"
Well, at work, we decided to form a band.
Crazy Cat is a senior at the agency, so he took over the will and formed a band with us, Wagaya and Haraichi,
and each of us was assigned an instrument - you have this one, you have that one - and I was in charge of the wood bass.
And Nakao-kun, sax.
Well, I was told to do my job first, but I quit.
Why?
Wood bass.
Why?
Well, in one word, it's too big.
Bigger than me.
Of course it is.
First of all, it's hard to carry.
Even if everyone practices and goes to a party, only I can't go.
I can't even get in a normal taxi.
So, when everyone practices and goes to a party, I call a jumbo taxi and say, "Excuse me, I'd like one, please."
That's hard.
You want to manage the agency, don't you?
I always go home in the morning and then go to a party.
So, almost every time, I'm the only one who gets drunk.
You're the last one to get drunk.
I'm the last one to get drunk.
Even though I'm so big, my voice is so small.
Your voice is small.
Compared to others.
I can't hear it.
Even if I practice now, I'm beaten by the sound of drums.
Then, everyone practices and gets better.
At first, I was wrong, but I got better and better.
Wow, no one made a mistake today.
I'm so excited, but only I made a mistake about three times.
I can't hear it.
I can't even hear the sound of wood bass.
It's piled up again and again.
Excuse me, I have an announcement.
I'm retiring from wood bass today.
Are you retiring?
I'm sorry.
First, let me practice electric bass.
It's hard to practice wood bass all of a sudden.
I felt sorry for him.
After practice, we went to a bar.
Is there a space for wood bass?
No, there isn't.
There was a bar called "Ginza".
They used to play in a comic band before they sold out in stores.
They used to play for the US military.
They played in Ginza every week and became really popular.
My dad and my mom used to go on dates there and watch them sell out.
It's not a big deal.
I got a call from an unknown number the other day.
I didn't register for it.
There are some fans of AKB now.
Even if it was a normal wrong name, I would have recognized it by the voice.
It's a rare name and I thought it might be from there.
So I changed my voice.
Mope Mopi?
And we talked about it.
Mope Mopi, it's me.
If you think this person is weird, I'll cut you off.
We made a plan like that.
While we were talking about it,
he was a friend of mine.
A friend from my hometown.
And because of that,
I suddenly reacted like that.
And I want to apologize for that.
So I'm wondering how you guys react
when you get that kind of wrong phone call.
For now, there's no one who doesn't know about it.
No one registered for it.
There's usually no one who doesn't know about it.
What was your wrong phone call again?
I got a wrong phone call.
And you talked with that person?
I talked with that person and got along with them.
And we met up.
I got along with that old man.
And I went to his daughter's wedding.
You didn't go with a famous person.
Speaking of which,
when I was in that situation,
I was very shy.
I didn't know anyone.
I didn't have any social skills.
Maybe I didn't have any social skills
that a politician could have.
I had a conversation with Gazuushi Saito.
He watched my show every week.
He asked me out for a drink.
I said yes.
He said he knew my number and asked me for my number.
I said yes.
I happened to be in the same show with Gobayashi Kendo.
I told him about my show.
He said he knew my number and asked me for my number.
At the end of my show, I went to Tsurubei Sho's solo show.
I asked him out for a drink.
He said yes.
I talked with many people for two hours.
I was very happy.
I talked with many people for two hours.
I thought I looked like Mickey Mouse.
I know what you mean.
I thought I looked like Mickey Mouse.
I was depressed.
I went back home.
My manager asked me out for a drink.
I said yes.
I thought I looked like Mickey Mouse.
He asked me out for a drink.
I said, "What? A party?"
I said, "A party? There will be a lot of people I don't know."
There are famous people and celebrities.
There will be a lot of people I don't know.
I was there alone.
Somehow, two hours later, I could imagine myself.
I was staring at the corner of the table all the time.
I suddenly said, "No, it's still work."
I lied.
I said, "Good morning."
When I came out of the table, there were people greeting me in the dressing room.
There were various celebrities, actresses, singers, and various people waiting for me.
I was glad.
I thought, "These people will definitely go to a party."
I thought, "I can't do it."
So I came out of the table.
I called my favorite friend and said, "Shall we go for a meal?"
I said, "There is no work."
I said yes and went for a meal.
But what am I doing with me?
I saw the stage of "Tsurube Show" and decided to be more free and interact with various people.
I thought, "What am I doing?"
As a result, two hours later, I couldn't come alone.
In the end, you decided to come here.
If you had gone, you would have come out of the house.
I thought, "What am I doing?"
I received various emails.
I'm Saito Kazuyoshi.
I'm drinking with Lily Frankie, Suga Shikyo, and Tsumabuki Satoshi.
I received an email saying, "Would you like to come to Ajinomya now?"
I was surprised and thought, "Is it work again?"
I know how you feel, but I'm not a sociable person. I don't go to parties or weddings as much as I can.
I know how you feel, but...
When I first came here, I was shy of my own cat, too.
I got drunk and when I finally got home, I started talking to my cat.
Apologize.
I... Yes, I want you to apologize.
Sometimes, staff members make mistakes in their names.
One time, I went to shoot a reenactment music video and it was my first time as a staff member.
The director told me, "Mr. Nakanishi, please stand here."
The director noticed the mistake in his name.
I didn't say it, but I thought it was okay.
But it seems that the veteran cameraman noticed the mistake.
After the director said, "Mr. Nakanishi, please stand here."
The cameraman said, "No, Mr. Nakanishi, you should stand here."
But it seems that the director was very confident in Mr. Nakanishi.
No, Mr. Nakanishi, you should move here.
In front of me, Mr. Nakanishi and Ms. Naka were talking.
I thought it was a little awkward.
I thought about what I should say.
It was lunch break.
After lunch break, I don't know if the director noticed it, but...
Mr. Naka, you should stand here.
If you say it like that, I'd like you to apologize honestly.
Then I said, "Mr. Naka, Mr. Naka."
I say "Mr. Naka" and "Ms. Naka" in reverse almost every day.
Do you still say it like that?
I don't know it yet, but...
If an announcer says "Mr. Naka," I say "Ms. Naka" almost every day.
Daiki Tanaka...
Daiki Tanaka says "Ms. Naka" about us, but...
He says "Ms. Naka" about me.
Ms. Naka, you have a lot of things going on, so isn't it hard for you as a wife?
Ms. Naka, you should stand here.
What's really wrong is...
I'm a fat rice field, so I'm kind of fat, so I'm called Mr. Naka.
That's Tanaka's image.
That's right.
"Mr. Caddy" always has a name of a customer.
Tanaka wrote it, but...
Mr. Naka, stand here.
Which one is it? No. 6 or No. 6?
This happens very often.
I know I'm like Mr. Naka, but...
Yes, if you were either Mr. Naka or Mr. Oto...
I'm like Mr. Oto.
You know the name and last name that fit that person.
I used to think he was Goto.
Oh, I know!
Seiji is Seiji, but "chi" is not Seiji.
It's like "kubo minoru."
It's like "kubo..."
You, Shigeta!
Shigeta! Shigeta!
Shigeta Nobuyuki!
Shigeta...
You, Otomi...
Otomi...
Otomi Yuji.
Small corners are rare.
How about it? In kanji, it's "chiisai kado" (small corner)
It's definitely called "komon" (small corner)
komon.
"komon" is small.
That's why it's called "katagana."
terakado.
"terakado" is perfect.
It's like "terakado."
"Nishida Toshiyuki" is also "nishida."
I can't think of anything else.
I think it's "osadaharu."
It can only be "osadaharu."
If it was "tanoshito" or "takeda" it would be completely different.
If it was "takeda" or "takeda" it would be completely different.
Everyone must have been thinking about it.
I couldn't think of anything random.
"Ikaria Chosuke" is "ikaria chosuke."
"ikaria chosuke" is "ikaria chosuke."
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