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Is it zero?
Thank you for your hard work.
Akemo, is it two?
One of you, what is it?
There is a thread between four and three days.
Don't you hate it? Don't you hate it?
I'm a damaged main voice.
Nice to meet you!
Everyone, this week's topic is...
December 16th, Friday, 12 o'clock in the afternoon.
Let's hurry up!
In the quiz, I, Kisaragi Junshin, chose "deluxe"!
Let's wait for the music
Today, we have a guest with us
I made a list of his image components
Let's open this first
Open!
It looks like this
Look at this list of image components and guess who is today's guest
If you know who it is, please whisper it in my ear
Let's show the audience who is here today
Open the curtain!
Wow!
How are you doing today?
I'm doing great.
You're doing great.
She's a woman.
She didn't laugh just now.
Welcome.
Let's look at the ingredients chart.
Everyone, let's go.
This is 4%.
Purple suits you.
4% said this.
But there's something in it.
It's purple.
Is it blue?
Let me see.
Did you find out?
Kiri-san, you're wrong.
I'm wrong?
Kiri-san, you're good at lying like this.
Fans think purple suits you.
How is it in reality?
I love it.
You love it?
But I think it suits you.
It suits you very well.
Let's look at the other 4%.
Here it is.
Driving a car increases speed.
You're wrong.
Asmo-san, you're wrong.
Betsuki.
Rikako-san, you're wrong.
But...
Miyano Junko-san, you're wrong.
Oh, I see.
Yes, it increases speed.
How is it in reality?
How is it when you're driving a car?
It's not increasing speed, but I like cars.
You like cars?
I love cars, but it's not increasing speed.
You like driving.
Let's look at the other 4%.
Here it is.
She's married!
Her husband seems to like her.
How is it when your husband seems to like you?
Not at all!
By the way, what kind of relationship do you have?
What kind of relationship do you have?
Like a best friend.
Best friend?
You're the one who makes your husband your best friend, right?
Best friend?
Osawa-kane? (Japanese comedian)
No, it's not.
You're being pushed.
It's not Osawa-kane. It's Uchino Yomi-san, right?
No, it's not.
You know, right?
I'll give you 7%.
What do you mean, "a little"?
Husband is also an actor.
Husband is also an actress.
What? An actor and an actress are a couple?
That's right.
Husband is also an actor.
Have you ever been in a relationship?
When we debuted.
Before we got married.
Before you got married?
So that's how you met?
No, we were just friends.
Yes.
And we've been in a relationship twice.
Twice?
Married?
Are you married?
You've been married twice?
Oh, you've been in a relationship twice.
In a relationship.
Yes, Segine-san.
Husband is also an actor.
Suzuki-san. No, it's not.
It's difficult.
Are you married?
Rikako-san said it, right?
Please listen to me!
I said it, too.
Please listen to me!
I don't know.
She's wearing a black bajer.
She's an actress.
She's beautiful.
She's elegant.
I'll say one more.
She smells like the first floor of a department store.
She's wearing makeup.
She's gorgeous.
She's a gorgeous actress.
Husband is also an actor.
She's drunk and driven away.
This might be a good hint.
Do you drink a lot of alcohol?
Do you like it?
Is it expensive?
Kakuchikao-san, you're wrong!
Correct!
Koichi-san, you're wrong!
I see!
Drinking alcohol in a glass is the most common image.
In a glass?
You see it a lot, don't you?
You see it a lot?
Is it an actress or something like that?
No, it's an actress.
An actress in a glass?
In a glass.
8%.
It's difficult today.
Do you look good in kimono?
It's exactly this image.
Correct!
A kimono suits you.
A kimono suits you and a cup of tea suits you.
Those two are fine. I don't have any other image.
Really? A kimono doesn't suit you?
What is it?
A cup of tea doesn't suit you?
A cup of tea is like this...
But that's how it is.
A cup of tea?
That's how it is.
Correct!
I don't know!
The girls are left.
10%
This is an image hint.
It's an image episode hint.
If it's like this, please look at this.
Open!
Ueto Aya-san said you're like an old man.
Why?
Is that so, guest-san?
At the filming site, I'm the type of person who wants to sneeze as much as possible.
So, when I sneeze, I'm like "Hirada-san, you're like an old man!"
Ah, is that so?
I see.
Well, this hint is a little difficult.
That's right.
It's difficult.
Then, I'll give you 10%.
A kimono?
A kimono doesn't suit you?
That's how it is.
It's like "saba-saba".
"Saba-saba".
That's right!
I don't know anymore, so I'll go with this one!
I want to go!
It's a kimono!
Ah, that's right!
This is quite...
There are quite a lot of them!
You don't know?
But you'll be squeezed a lot, right?
A kimono?
Yes.
Wait a minute, Rino-san.
You're wrong!
Ah, that's right!
That's right!
That's how it is!
It's the opposite!
I didn't know!
Well, since you two didn't know, let's have them appear!
Today's guest is this person!
Takajima Rino-san!
Right?
That's right!
It's true!
What's 30%?
Thank you!
If we got this, we would have won!
Do you like me?
No, I like you!
I like you!
I like you only!
"Smiling Friends" is brought to you by these sponsors.
Countdown, Suzy!
The guests will draw hundreds of numbers related to their private life and reduce them more and more.
Six of you can make it zero.
Let me introduce the guests.
Mr. Yoko Gushiken and Ms. Nights.
Gushiken is cute.
Good luck.
See you tomorrow.
Good luck.
These two teams are fighting.
They can't compete against each other.
On Monday, the champion will be invited to this show.
I see.
I'll do my best to come back.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Are you a judge?
I'm a judge.
Nice to meet you.
Is that so?
Could you do me a favor?
We'll talk about it later.
Nice to meet you.
I like Nights.
Thank you.
Please come in.
Thank you.
Please come in.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Between 0 and 5, we'll give you this.
It's a black type now.
Black is good.
It's good!
If you used a little bit of white until last week, it got dirty right away.
We'll give you this.
Black is good.
We'll start with number 10.
First half.
First half, huh?
First half.
Last week, we succeeded for the first time.
That's right!
Number 6.
We'll go with number 2.
Let's do our best.
Now, here are the questions we asked our guests.
There's quite a lot.
How many push buttons are there in this winter?
If you want to put out a few, that's where you're at.
That's right.
There's usually one or two.
Now, let's start with number 1.
Huh? Number 1!
Well, it's quite...
How many are there in the first half?
There's not much.
There's not much?
Now, how old are you?
CD?
Huh?
Are you saying how old you are when you bought a CD record for the first time?
Yes!
Now, let's go.
Insect test.
How old are you?
CD.
This one, right?
Yes.
Is there one?
Go ahead.
Oh, put it out.
This...
Put it out.
Huh?
Oh, it's not that one.
It's not that one.
Put it out.
Okay.
Ignore it.
Ignore it, write it down naturally and I'll know.
Jigawa-san, why did you buy it?
During my high school years,
Kaguya-hime's "Kandagawa".
Inoue Yousui-san also liked it.
"Kasaganai".
Ah, I know.
There was "kasaganai".
That's right.
Thank you.
Tashima-san.
That's good.
Isn't it too little?
It's okay.
It was "Yamaguchi Momoe-san".
Why "Momoe-san"?
When I first got paid for my part-time job, I wanted to buy "Yamaguchi Momoe-san" for sure.
What song was it?
I don't remember. Was it when I was older? I think it was my debut song.
It's important, but please decide which song it is.
Then, which song is it?
Me or Kouhou?
Kouhou.
You said it first.
How do you say it?
Then, it's Kouhou's song.
It's "Tsuchiya".
"Tsuchiya" song.
It's important.
How old were you in "Tsuchiya" song?
I was 33 years old.
Do you remember what it was?
It was "O-e-senri-san's uncool way of getting hit".
Uncool?
I don't want to hear it.
You said it first.
Okay, okay.
How many are there now?
Gradually!
Okay!
It's decreasing.
It's gradually decreasing.
Then, I have something I'm curious about.
The number of celebrities who went out for a meal this week.
I'm curious.
I want to know what kind of people they are.
The number of celebrities who went out for a meal this week.
It was a lot.
Was it a lot?
It was a lot.
It's quite a lot.
Who went out for a meal?
There was a party called "Gushi-ken-kai".
Gori-san and Ishisa-san went out for a meal.
We ate grilled meat and went to karaoke for four hours.
You sang a lot.
Yes.
It cost a lot of money.
Did you pay for everything?
Yes, I did.
Did you pay for everything?
Because it was "Gushi-ken-kai".
"Gushi-ken-kai" is a good name.
I'm happy that you guys are doing your best.
Do you do "Tsuki-kai"?
Are there a lot of people from Okinawa?
We have a guest.
She said she likes "Gushi-ken-kai".
Can I join you?
If you like "Gushi-ken-kai", you can join us.
There are two of you.
Who are you?
I'm a friend of my father-in-law, Masaru Nagai and Keisuke Minami.
You don't have a father-in-law, do you?
No, I don't.
I have a father-in-law every day.
I'm looking forward to meeting you.
I'm looking for a manager.
She is not a candidate for a manager.
I went with Mr. Nezuchi of the same manzai association.
Mr. Nezuchi goes there once a month.
Do you remember me, Mr. Nezuchi?
If you say it again, it will accelerate.
We have 38 people.
Let's do it slowly.
"Monomane-no-repertoire".
There are not many people.
I think there are only two people.
"Monomane-no-repertoire".
Who are you?
I'm a senior.
He is my senior.
I think he is Mr. Wajima.
He looks like Mr. Gushiken.
He looks like Mr. Gushiken's Mr. Wajima.
Please.
Mr. Gushiken's Mr. Wajima.
"Nezuma-kyuu-e-ri".
"Ditch-ga-mizu-te-ki-ru-ku-su-ru-ni".
Mr. Wajima looks like Mr. Wajima.
He is talking about himself.
I'm throwing food into his mouth.
Mr. Wajima.
I can't do it.
It's difficult.
Who is the candidate?
Who is it?
Mr. Iguana.
Mr. Iguana can't do it.
I can't do it.
He said it unexpectedly.
Who is the candidate?
The candidate is Mr. Utsumi.
I've been doing Banzai since the 13th century.
It's rude of me to stand on stage dressed like a kid.
That's right.
That's amazing.
What about others?
There is a series of impersonations.
That's amazing.
Do it differently.
There is a dog fight.
If you get 10 of these, you'll be able to do business.
Do you do it often?
I've been doing it since I was 13 years old, but I don't know why.
Master, you look exactly like him!
I'm 89 years old and still active.
Oh, you were a disciple?
Yes, I was a disciple.
Oh, only 27 left!
I don't think you have many habits.
What?
Habits.
Habits you can't beat.
Looks like you have a lot of them.
No, I don't.
You don't?
Do you have two habits?
No, I don't.
It's all written on the back.
What are your habits?
I put my hand in my pocket a lot.
And I put my nose in my nose.
You put your nose in your nose?
I play with it.
What?
I play with it.
What?
I put my hand in my nose.
You play with it?
I play with it.
You put your nose in your nose?
What are you doing?
I put my nose in my nose.
You play with it?
I play with it.
Do you always do it?
I put my nose in my nose.
You play with it?
I play with it.
What do you use it for?
I don't know.
I don't know it at all.
Takajima.
You have two habits.
It's dirty, but I peel my lips.
You peel your lips?
I peel my lips until my blood comes out.
My lips tend to dry out.
I'm curious about it.
And I peel my lips.
What else?
I peel my nails.
You're curious about these things.
I'm curious about my skin.
You're curious about your skin?
What do you think about your skin?
I'm curious about my skin.
Then you have three habits.
Do you peel your lips?
Sometimes.
Sometimes you're curious about it?
My nails.
Which one do you want?
Do you want a warning?
I don't want a warning.
It's hot!
It looks good.
I like to roll my hair like this and pull it out.
What kind of look do you usually wear?
When you're thinking of a joke, you're always like this, right?
If you don't pull it out, you'll get bored.
If you roll it, you pull it out.
It hurts, doesn't it?
It hurts.
So you buy a fluffy scarf and wear it all the time.
That's how I've been doing it lately.
For a change?
Yes, for a change.
In place of hair.
It looks good.
It's better to reduce it by about ten, right?
About ten.
One person is about three on average.
The number of rooms you live in.
That sounds good.
The number of rooms you live in.
Five rooms.
What are you doing?
Five rooms.
Is it a mansion?
It's a one-room house.
My son and daughter came out, but my wife and I...
Your wife came out?
My son and daughter came out.
I was surprised.
Your daughter is beautiful, isn't she?
You got married, didn't you?
That's right.
She's very beautiful.
I was surprised when I saw her on TV.
I said, "Is she a child of a musical examiner?"
That's rude.
That's rude of me.
No, thank you.
Thank you.
She was really beautiful.
She's really beautiful.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Takashima.
He said it.
Unexpectedly, he said it.
Locked room.
Because it's an Ikeiya, there are many small rooms.
When friends come, they stay there.
When parents and family come, there are many rooms.
Which one is smaller?
Isn't it almost the same?
Are you married?
We are married.
I'm 33 years old.
We are the same age.
We are married.
Do you have children?
I'm single.
Then, Harao-kun.
Me?
Yes.
You can do it, right?
11!
8!
Wow!
8 is OK.
It's the best so far.
8 is OK.
What should we do?
You're getting better.
8 is OK.
It's a big chance.
But it's better if it's smaller.
That's right.
Doesn't it look like a celebrity?
That's right.
But there are 10 patterns of Harao-kun.
No, there aren't.
What? Is it in there?
No, it's in there.
It looks like him after impersonating him.
We can't do external problems.
How about a couple date?
This month's date.
This month?
Because we're busy.
That's scary.
Because we can't go out for dinner.
How about Takashima-san?
That's right, Takashima-san.
Which one is better?
Futon? Kakebuton?
Futon?
How about a couple fight?
A month's couple fight?
We don't do that.
Because we're busy at the end of the year.
We don't do a couple fight.
That's scary.
We don't do a couple fight.
We don't clean up.
It's dangerous if one person says five times.
Kakebuton?
Kakebuton's size?
That's right.
One person.
At least three people.
Family size?
Isn't it just you?
It's just you, right?
Just you?
Is it just you?
Futon?
If it's a futon, it's the worst.
Two pieces.
I don't think it's the worst.
One person isn't the worst.
It's just you.
Then let's do kakebuton.
Kakebuton!
Can you do it?
Wait a minute.
Kakebuton.
Kakebuton is popular.
Tamori-san, can you do it?
Tamori-san, you have to do it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, now, now!
- Both of you. - Both of you.
- The audience is also hanging on to it! - You're right.
- Which one will it be? - Which one will it be?
- Then, let's go with Koho's choice. - Koho's choice.
- Alright, alright, then. - Let's go with "Takebuttonu" everyday!
Here you go!
Datsurikutenrankai! (Datsurikuten Exhibition!)
(Datsurikuten Exhibition!)
- That's cool. - That's cool.
Next, we have a picture of Datsurikuten taken by 24-year-old Rei Matsuoka of Ehime Prefecture, Matsuyama City.
When Datsurikuten went on a trip to Okayama, they took a picture of a famous peach tree in front of Okayama station.
The title of the picture is "Therae has increased".
"There are pigeons and pigeons are crowded".
I don't know which one is the article.
There is a pigeon on the article.
Oh, it's true.
Wow!
Next picture is from Kaori Yamazaki of Sapporo city, Hokkaido.
The title of the picture is "Hard to cut potatoes".
It's cute.
It looks like a hair style.
It's true. It's cute.
It's like a hairpin.
It's cute.
It's hard to cut.
The next picture is "Manzai poetry recitation" by Kaori Sakurai, 38 years old, Yamato City, Kanagawa Prefecture.
- Audrey. - You two were called "Audrey", weren't you?
- Wow! - You really did it, didn't you?
- There was a woman who recited "Wakabayashi Kasuga" alone. - Yes, there was!
- Really? - In the name of a teacher? - Yes!
- So, how was it, Sarah? Did I bother you?
- You're a karate master, aren't you?
- The next picture is "Troublesome Poetry Recitation" by Kikuchi Ai, 27 years old, Nagoya City, Aichi Prefecture.
- She must have done it. She must be sleepy.
- Cute! - What is she doing?
Yobi Taiko Itomu Cup!
Decorate the Christmas tree this week, so please decorate it in 30 seconds.
If you win today, you will win every year.
But 14 seconds is a difficult number.
Let's do our best!
Let's do it! Ready...
Start!
The record is 22, so it's hard.
How many people were there?
Yes, tonight at 9 o'clock, a medical investigator, Zaijin Hifumi, who is a doctor and a prosecutor, will solve some cases.
Yes, it's "Exciting Suspense".
Tonight at 9 o'clock. Thank you for your cooperation.
Friday, Soccer San Carnival.
Winter holiday special project "Winter's Soccer San Carnival".
We are recruiting famous people's soccer san.
If you want to participate, please gather with the introducers next Wednesday, Friday, at 9:30 a.m.
We will give 30,000 yen prize money to the champion.
We are waiting for you.
Yes, from the bottom of my heart!