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Emotional photo shoot!
You're the only one who doesn't know.
I wasn't popular, you know.
Taisho, who didn't become popular.
I'd like you to guess who it is by looking at the picture of Moby Gates and idol girls.
Yes!
It looks good.
There is a theme.
The theme of "YOSHIDORO".
And let's take a look at the picture.
It's anime Sachiko!
It's anime!
It's anime.
It's already anime.
It's cute!
It's beautiful!
It's cute!
It's soft.
It's very beautiful.
Minami-chan, you're cute!
It's cute!
Minamix!
Something like that.
Minamix.
It's not Minamix.
It's Azumax.
Azumax!
It's that kind of theme.
It's sad.
It's Minami and Azumax.
Azumax!
I see.
Now I know!
That's how it is.
Ah!
Tamotchi.
I agree.
You did it right away.
And you did it, too, Tamotchi-san.
Who is it?
It's beautiful.
I've seen it before.
You've seen it before.
Can we see it?
Correct.
- Tire! - It's still there.
It's heavy, isn't it?
"Tanoshin" is wrong.
Today, we have a guest with us with a new theme.
It's Mr. Misha Yu!
Misha!
- You're doing it, right? - Yes!
- Alice, tell us the idea. - No!
- Do it! - I can't do it! If you say it like that, I can't do it!
- I used to be Tatsuya Uesugi, and now I'm Mizuya from Gray Zone. - Gray Zone doesn't exist!
- Most of it doesn't exist!
- Why Gray Zone? - Gray Zone is a place between men and women.
- Ultimate gradation! - What a shock!
- I didn't know you had this kind of character! - Sorry! Sorry for lying!
- I'm a little scared... - Do it, Tatsuya!
- Tatsuya's voice! - It's a dream!
- Tatsuya Uesugi loves you all, who have come to see "Laugh! It's Okay!" more than anyone else in the world!
I love you all, Minami Sakura!
Everyone was saying "Minami-chan" just now!
Everyone said "Minami-chan"!
There was a bit of "Tonan-chan" and "Nansei-chan" as well!
"Tonan-chan" and "Minami-chan", everyone's eyes were sparkling!
Girls are so nice!
It's hard for me to look you in the eye!
You're the one who can't look me in the eye!
It's hard for me to look you in the eye!
I'm sorry, Tamae-chan!
But I respect you!
I've known him since 37 years ago,
when he was still at a live house in Shinjuku called "Jay",
and played "Iguana"!
It was 37 years ago!
He was 20 years old!
He was 20 years old and went to see you!
Yes, he went to see you!
I'll hit you!
I'm sorry!
You're the one who'll hit, right?
I'm the one who'll hit, right?
This way!
What?!
I thought you'd gone!
I'm a little older now, so it's fine, right?
I'm only 10 years old, though!
Your eyes and your eyesight haven't changed!
My eyesight and my eyesight haven't changed!
They haven't changed!
You've already got two of them right!
That's amazing!
Then there's only one more person!
There's only one more person!
It's not like there's only three of us!
I don't know!
Is it easy?
I don't know!
I'll take one by one!
I'll tell you the answer when you show it to the audience!
How many are there?
Are you happy?
They are crying!
What?
I like you!
You like me!
I like you! I have a stomachache!
Can we start?
You like me!
The camera man is wrong!
What?
What did you say?
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but when Mr. Tamuro came up to me and said, "It's because you don't have money," I said, "What are you talking about?"
Why? Did you do something weird during the live broadcast?
No, it's just an excuse.
It's just an excuse.
Now, the second song.
She looks like Iwasaki Yoshimi-chan.
She does look like Yoshimi-chan.
I can't tell from her face.
She is just herself.
Is she a man?
Of course.
Do you know?
She is a criminal.
She is Canadian.
She has a long face.
She doesn't have a long face.
Can I ask you a question?
Who is she?
What are you doing?
Is it a question?
Yes, it is.
What kind of job does she do? Is she a comedian?
She is a comedian.
No, no, no.
Who is asking you now, Tamori-san?
You know her, don't you?
She is a guest.
Who is she?
Is she a comedian?
Is she a cameraman?
No, no, no.
She told you a lie, didn't she?
She is not a cameraman.
Ask me a question.
I have asked you many times.
Is she a comedian?
"Is she a comedian?" I have asked you many times.
Please answer me.
Excuse me, but I can't answer your question.
Why not?
I can't answer your question.
Have we met before?
Yes, we have.
You said "no" in Osaka dialect, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I don't care if I said it in Osaka dialect or not!
You said "no" in Kansai dialect, didn't you?
I thought you were teasing me!
Kansai people! Are you from Kansai?
That's right.
Kansai people.
You know this, don't you?
Of course we know!
It's just like that.
What?
It's just like that.
Oh, you know?
It's just like that.
It's just like that!
Don't react like that!
It's not like that at all!
It's just like that.
31, 81, 61, 87.
Even if you say it like that, we'll never know.
It's just like that.
We know!
It's just like that.
We know!
We know.
That's right!
It's not what you're good at.
It's long, isn't it?
Kokoriko isn't drunk.
Kokoriko has nothing to do with it.
This is "Drinking Friends".
"Drinking Friends".
Who are they?
They're drinking with Tamori-san.
Wow.
They're drinking with Tamori-san.
They're drinking with Tamori-san at 31 years old.
They're cheeky guys.
Kawanishi. He's from Kawanishi.
Kawanishi?
Kawanishi.
Hyogo.
Hyogo. This long face.
Hyogo.
He doesn't have a face.
Shall we move on to number three?
Yes.
Number four is Minami Haru.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I know!
Ah, correct, correct.
Correct!
I did it!
The correct answer is this!
This one is pretty easy to understand.
He doesn't hide it that much.
His eyes are pretty.
He has a pretty face.
Wait a minute. If you like it too much and cry, it won't change at all.
It won't change at all.
What I like is Gaia's handwriting.
Handy Kong likes handwriting.
He likes Katakana and Kanji.
You remember the movie, don't you?
You like movies, don't you?
This program is brought to you by Nazotoki.
Nazotoki is in front of you for lunch!
It's a new segment that started today.
From now on, it will be about quizzes.
The three butlers in the deco.
You are butlers, right?
Understood!
Aren't you being cut by your jacket?
It's silver.
It's like a monkey in the bathroom.
I will say the answer, but only one person will say the correct answer.
Understood!
I'm telling you a lie!
You can't lie!
You can't lie on TV!
That's an order.
Shut up!
What are you saying?
You're going to hit me in the back!
It's like "Kaseifu no Mita".
This is after "Nazotoki is in front of you for lunch".
It's different.
It's not like that.
You've been doing things that you've been trying to understand for a while now.
This is a different kind of drama.
I've been tricked!
But, butler!
Butler!
Butler, please guess who is telling you the correct answer.
Understood!
Then, please give us a chance to talk.
What's wrong with you?
Excuse me, butler!
Butler!
You can talk with us.
We will talk with you.
Understood!
Who is correct?
Yes!
It's going to be difficult!
Then, here is today's first question.
Yes!
What is the reason why Lady Gaga has only one tattoo on her left half body?
I don't know!
Don't talk about tattoos in front of Tamori-san!
It's not a tattoo.
It's not a Dotakyan tattoo.
Then, butler!
Please open the book.
Yes!
Is it written who is correct and who is not?
Please open it.
Everyone wrote the same thing.
The reason...
I don't know!
I don't know at all!
Now, we know who is correct and who is not.
Yes!
The rest of you will lie and say you are correct.
Lying!
You can't change anything.
What is it?
Miss!
You know Lady Gaga right?
Of course!
Did you know about this?
I didn't know about it.
You didn't know about it.
This is true right?
There is a reason for it.
Tanaka only has balls on his left.
It's on the right!
There is no mistake about it.
What kind of comment is that?
It's on the right!
First of all, Junior Sheep, please give us the answer.
There is only reason for it to be on the right.
What?
It's not like that.
I know about it well.
Is it this one?
Yes, it's this one.
It's only on the left half.
Tattoo.
The right half is placed on the table of your beloved husband who you will meet someday.
It looks like it.
I see.
You put one in someone's eye and put the other one in when you meet someone.
It's like that.
You put both in when you meet someone.
But it looks like it.
I see.
What do you think about it?
It's quite...
It's quite persuasive.
Is it okay?
Next, Morita Sheep.
What should I say about the right side?
Since I was little, the left half of my body...
The left half of my body often got injured.
I heard that it wasn't the right side.
That's why I got a tattoo on my left side for protection.
You got an injury on your left side, right?
There were many of them.
I heard it's for protection.
It's for protection.
Maybe it'll heal your scars.
It looks like it.
Maybe it'll heal your scars.
Right?
Maybe it'll heal your scars.
What do you think, young lady?
This is a bit of a lie, right?
It's a lie.
It's not like that.
That's an official order.
I'm telling you it's a different kind of drama.
Please give us an answer.
Well, "lady Gaga" is super famous right now, but...
Actually, she has a father.
It's usually called "lady chichi".
It's not "lady chichi".
It's "lady" with her father.
And her father...
Gaga, I'm sorry, but no matter what...
Gaga!
No matter what...
Only half of her body is still born as Gaga.
Only half of it.
It's her father's wish.
That's what her father told her.
Her father thinks Gaga is protecting her.
I see.
I didn't get a driver's license because my father told me.
Why?
He said I wasn't suitable for driving.
That's not about your father, it's about everyone.
What do you think, lady Gaga?
You're lying.
What do you think you're doing, lady Gaga?!
You're being rude to me!
Lady Gaga!
Well, if you have any questions...
Misa-san, do you have any?
It's open for future husbands, but...
People get divorced and remarried many times, right?
In that case, does a lady Gaga have the will to marry only once?
Of course.
No matter who it is, no one wants to get married three times.
I'd like to get married with this person, but...
I don't know if we'll separate as a result, but...
Of course, I'd like to get married with one person.
And I'd like to include their name or anything related to them on the right.
I see.
Well, that's normal.
Sing together, love together
That's not allowed.
What should we do?
The young lady is...
Young lady.
Who is telling you the correct answer?
Young lady, please tell us.
Please answer with wine.
The correct answer is...
Junior-san!
Junior-san's answer is...
Is young lady's answer correct?
The correct answer is...
She said it's a lie right away.
Please trust me.
Because you look like you're lying.
It's not up to you guys to decide.
That's right.
Let's move on to the next question.
It's difficult.
A girl and a very popular person, Rika-chan.
For some reason, the doll is looking away.
Rika-chan doll.
For some reason, the doll is looking away.
For some reason.
It's not up to you guys to decide.
That's right.
Rika-chan doll.
If you look closely, the doll is looking away.
It's not looking straight ahead.
Please open the book.
I'm surprised.
Really?!
I don't believe it!
It's a lie!
Usually, only people say nonsense.
That's right.
It's difficult.
It's a lie!
Please go ahead.
Please give us the answer.
When a girl and Rika-chan doll are playing together...
If you look too closely...
It's like...
Isn't it a little uncomfortable?
It's uncomfortable.
If you look too closely...
It's uncomfortable.
If you look too closely...
It's made so that your eyes don't meet.
I see.
I feel like Shizuya is in trouble.
It's a little difficult.
Next, Morita Shizuya.
The doll that's looking away...
Rika-chan doll that's looking in that direction is the cutest.
I see.
How is it?
It's true that girls are cuter if you look from this side.
But isn't it cuter if you look diagonally?
I know!
Now, Otakusuji.
I heard that there was a model for Rika-chan doll.
At first, it was the wife of the president of this toy company.
Rika-chan.
And the name "Rika" was actually taken from there.
Well, that's how it is.
No, no, no.
And apparently, the wife loved the president's expression when she looked at it from a side view.
But now that she's gone, as a memory of that time...
Well, Rika-chan.
I see.
Rika-chan's...
No, don't close it yet.
...name has been removed.
And the expression that she loved the most...
The expression she loved the most...
Isn't it weird?
What are you thinking about?
What are you drawing?
No, I mean...
Could it be that Tamori-san's guess might have been correct?
Well...
What do you think?
Now, ladies and gentlemen!
Who is telling the truth?
Give me your answers!
Tamori-san!
What was Ota-san's name?
Ota-san is a wife.
A wife.
A wife's name.
The answer is...
Tamori-san!
Tamori-san is telling the truth!
Now...
Who is telling the truth?
Here is the answer!
That's right!
Tamori-san!
Even junior sheep won't believe you for the rest of their lives!
That's right!
How about you, miss?
It doesn't hit you at all.
How about you, miss?
Everyone's a liar!
That's right!
This broadcast has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
Entertainment news you can't hear anywhere else! Irie's Iris Ball!
She's not appearing today.
Why isn't she appearing?
She's not appearing because of the live broadcast.
I was standing like this and no one noticed me!
That surprised me!
There are 5,000 people watching!
There's a lot of information!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Today's members...
For example, Mitsuya-san.
Do you know anything about her?
I have 5,000 friends, so I know Mitsuya-san.
Really?
Mitsuya-san, your name is Yuuji.
Yes, Mitsuya Yuuji.
You usually call yourself "Yuukorin" in private.
Really?!
Before Ogura Yuuko-san came out, I was called "Yuukorin".
Why?!
Because Ogura Yuuko-san came out, I was called "Korin" for a while.
"Korin"?!
I was told I wouldn't be called "Yuukorin" anymore, and now I'm back.
I get emails like "Yuukorin, how are you?"
There's nothing more strange than this!
It's not strange!
It's a gray zone for everyone!
It's not gray!
This time, Irie's cap is a special that happened at such a famous time.
Yes!
One, two... Today's news, open!
Yuukorin
Thank you for coming!
Now, let's talk about various things.
Yes, I happen to know you.
By the way, is there anyone else in the past?
In the past, when I went to the flea market and looked at the shops,
Kobayashi Sachiko-san came out as a shop assistant.
What?!
In private...
That big costume!
It was normal, but they were selling luxurious hats in stores.
They even sold free market to Tsunku-san.
Tsunku-san was selling old Charanku promides.
I was surprised.
Doesn't it sell out quickly?
There was quite a bit left over.
For example, everyone, by chance, Sashiko-san...
Ah! Just once!
It's been three years since I left, but I've only seen Genoji once.
There were six in the studio, so when I went out...
I only saw...
Duke Saraje-san!
Was he walking normally?
He was walking normally.
How about Kim Gomu-san?
Once, I went to see SMAP-san's concert...
And there was an old lady next to me who wasn't in a good mood...
So I slapped her on the shoulder and said...
Do more moves, old lady!
And this was Nakai-san's mother.
By chance?
By chance, yes!
That was SMAP's signature move!
I didn't have any stance to watch over her.
Old lady, who's fan is that?
Kim Takuoi!
Kim Takuoi is from Sarajevo.
My mother is a fan of Kendo Kobayashi!
So, today we have prepared...
What is the most common thing encountered at a celebrity wedding?
There is!
Entering the wedding hall of a senior celebrity!
Who is this senior celebrity?
He's a senior from Yoshimoto and a Latin celebrity...
His name is Tomono-san.
Tomono-kun?
Tomono!
Tomono-san is...
He married a writer!
That's right!
The venue is decorated with roses and origami...
And it's full of handicrafts.
However!
The people around us...
Have been paying attention to a group of middle-aged men...
Who are guests of the bride's side.
Now, why is it like this?
When we asked who they were, it turns out to be...
Galileo Riusi, Keigo Yashino,
Asada Jiro, who is a pop singer,
and Kenzo Kitagata, who is a water polo player.
He is a great writer.
His predecessor is an entertainer, but his wife was married to a writer by the name of Naoki Sho.
That's why the members were amazing.
It's a group, a group.
Asada-san, right?
Now, and...
A super-famous writer is in a group, so pay attention to his speech.
Now...
Higashino-san, I love comedy and know most entertainers' names,
but I didn't know you were a groom.
That's right, you're a groom.
A groom, that's a big hit.
It was a big hit, really.
Furthermore...
Up until now, I've congratulated you at various weddings,
but today, I'll congratulate you honestly.
Riusi!
Kenzo Kitagata.
He played the groom well and won first place.
He's a writer, so he's good at putting things together.
I see.
The dots become lines.
Now, that was his speech.
Now, and...
It's okay!
That's too much!
The combination is good!
As expected, the combination is good!
Tsukimo Ekkishi!
Now, Jinsetsu's green car is behind him.
He looks like a superman and usually drives on the Karateka Shinkansen.
Finally, Jinsetsu's green car has arrived in Osaka.
When was this? Recently? Recently, yes.
Instead of "always", he's excited and says, "This is bad! Let's stretch our wings!"
He's about to knock down the reclining seat.
However, in the next moment...
He returns the seat with a pale face and asks, "What's wrong?"
While he was sleeping...
Shit! Behind me! Behind me!
While he was scared and looking behind him...
What was it that he was sitting on?!
Now, what kind of superman was it?!
Everyone, please tell me!
Who is it?!
I was really surprised!
Superman?
No, this can't be right.
Now, Tano-san!
Shimura-ken!
Behind you! Behind you!
That's wrong!
Now, Toshiko!
Hideo Tano-san!
That's wrong!
Now, Takaji!
Takaji is wrong!
Tamori-san!
It's not Tamori-san! It's not Tamori-san, but...
It's not a diamond, it's a goldfish!
It's a goldfish!
The one sitting next to me is actor Toshigi Nishida!
When I was wondering whether I should go or not,
the staff from Nishida-san came up to me and said,
Let's see how good actor Toshigi Nishida is!
I was nervous for about two hours because of my voice,
but I'm glad I was able to meet him.
I was surprised that Nishida-san came up to me when I was about to knock him down.
This has been "Irispo" of Irie!
"Haneru no Tomira" special will be held from 7 pm tonight!
All members of "Mecha-gear" will come as guests.
"Kenmen Taiketsu" and "Ogura-san", "Becky", "Uetaya- chan" and others will come as guests.
Thank you for coming!
The highlight song is "Black Eyed Peas" by Will.i.am.
So you're here for what?
So I'm here in Japan DJing and raising money for tsunami earthquake relief in Sendai.
In Sendai?
Yes.
Black Eyed Peas!
- Let's get started. - Let's do it.
- Please. - Yes.
- After "vital"... - Yes.
- We'll play it! - Yes.