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"Idol Battlegrounds" is now live on!
I'm really looking forward to it!
It came out!
It wasn't popular last year.
It wasn't popular.
If you were an idol that you wanted to be, who would you be taking photos with?
Idols!
The theme of the "moshidol" that our guests will be dancing to today has changed a little.
Here it is!
Yes!
What is it?
I'm curious about that too.
Kai said it.
This is a little unusual.
Why? Are you an idol?
No, no.
Old fashioned.
So, what kind of person is it?
It's not some age-related joke.
Huh? It's a joke.
There was such a commercial.
I don't know it.
I'm sorry, but there isn't one.
But it's fine if you say it.
What is it?
Don't say it in a funny way.
I can't change it.
I can't change it at all.
This might be good.
Is it good?
I'm sorry.
You did your best.
I did my best.
With warm eyes.
Let's see it.
This is too cute.
It's fine.
Too cute.
It's not good at all.
It's not little.
Can you do anything?
Sorry.
Dot Jonathan.
That's dangerous.
You're right.
As expected, it's a girl.
It's not a girl.
I'm really sorry.
I'll go!
Yes.
He looks handsome.
Handsome and beautiful face.
This part is quite...
It's quite common, isn't it?
This part is...
It's a tree, isn't it?
It's not a tree.
Hands are quite hairy.
It's true.
There are quite a lot of wrinkles.
As I said earlier, Marilyn Monroe is an idol.
She has beautiful nails.
It's true.
Her nails are shiny.
Her nails...
What?
Are they beautiful?
I've never seen such beautiful nails.
What?
I don't know.
Are they not?
Just because her nails are beautiful...
Isn't it Nakao Akiya-san?
Nakao Akiya-san has beautiful nails.
You look like Nakao-san today.
Twist it.
You look like Nakao-san.
Nakao is drunk with Akiya-san.
How is it? Did you want to be Nakao Akiya-san?
You look like Nakao-san.
It's fine, but you said something.
Why?
Am I too cute?
Twist it. Twist it.
What?
The other day, you twisted it too much.
You have to do it.
Shino...
I'm sorry.
You don't have to say it.
Today, we have a guest who can answer.
Please come in.
Come this way.
Wait a minute.
Mr. Tamuro and Mr. Dodo.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
You told me to come out with these eyebrows in Age Ponjon.
Age Ponjon? What is that?
You told me not to go to Haraichi.
You told me to come out in Age Ponjon.
What is that?
Age Ponjon?
Did you just come out with your eyebrows in Age Ponjon?
How do you know?
That's Pocanto, isn't it?
That's close.
You can't come out in Haraichi.
Age Ponjon?
You can't come out in Haraichi.
So you told me to come out in Age Ponjon.
Age Ponjon.
You told me to come out in Age Ponjon with a mix of Age Ponjon and Japanese girls' Ponjon.
Age Ponjon.
Mr. Tamuro, wait a minute!
You told me in the morning in the make-up room that Age Ponjon was more interesting.
Mr. Tamuro and I.
You told me, didn't you?
You told me to leave it up to you.
Was it up to me?
If I don't do Age Ponjon, is it up to me?
It's either Age Ponjon or Ponjabi.
You said that Ponjabi's Age Ponjon is like a triangle, didn't you?
What are you doing?
I did the triangle.
I was manipulated.
You manipulated me.
You made me do it.
You told me to come out in whatever way you like.
Even if you come out like that, we can't react to you.
You said it.
Do you think we can handle it?
No, we can't.
I can't do it.
What's with that expression, Junior-san?
Junior-san, you have to help me out!
It's like you're asking me to do it for you.
Stop it!
You're asking me to do it for you.
What are you doing?
It's such an honor for me to say it!
What is this way of doing it?
You can't keep up with such crude jokes.
Hurry up and move!
You raised it! You raised it again!
It's dirty!
Your target said it!
Your target...
He's going to have to do it like this forever.
This is embarrassing. I don't like it.
Guest and guest!
Unexpected?
- Has he ever been popular? - Unexpectedly better than Age Ponjo.
It's definitely unexpected that Age Ponjo is here.
- Unexpected... - Really unexpected...
- This... - This is deep. - Deep. Deep.
- Who? - Deep, right? - Deep.
- Ah! - Oh!
- Huh? - What?
- Huh? - Huh?
- What's that?
- Karaichi's sabae? - What's going on?
- What's this? - What's going on?
- What's this? - I'm scared! I'm scared!
- I'm not really from Agebonjo! - Agebonjo?
- I'm not really from Agebonjo! - You're not from Agebonjo!
- I'm not from Agebonjo! - Karaichi's sabae is here!
- No, I'm not! - What are you talking about?
- Agebonjo... - What is this?
- What? - Huh?
- You didn't do it, did you? - No, I didn't!
- You didn't do it! - I didn't do it!
- There's no way I would! - Sabae, there's no way you would!
- There's no way you would!
- Huh? - Oh! Green helmet beetle!
- Wow! This is amazing!
- There's only one of these in the world!
- Wow! I've never seen...
- No, no... Karaichi's story...
- You're the one who did it! - I knew it!
- Agebonjo... - Agebonjo...
- The flying elephant... - Wow!
- This is crazy!
- That elephant is flying with its ears!
- Could you please stop it?
- Mr. Ohta... - Yes?
- We can't do anything today!
- Agebonjo... - We can't do anything in Agebonjo's state!
- We'll do our best on our own!
- Synabus' mac!
- Wow! Wait...
- There's only a cheeseburger?!
- Wait...
- This is our main story, isn't it?!
- The reason we accepted it is because it's our main story!
- Mr. Tomohiro, you know it!
- I know Karaichi's story!
- You know our main story...
- Let's go!
- Huh?! - Agebonjo...
- 65 years old! - Huh?!
- But it's his first life! - His first life?!
- 65 years old, right? - Yes, yes, yes!
- I don't know... 65 years old...
- I'll tell you where it's cool... - It's okay!
- It's not Diamond League! - It's okay!
- Do you know it?
- Huh?!
- Kusama Hitoshi?!
- Yes!
- Kusano-san? - Kusano-san!
- Kusano-san? - Eh?!
- 65 years old, first time... - No, I don't know!
- 65 years old?! - 65 years old?!
- Ah, 65 years old?! - Oh!
- Hey, you're good! - I'm good at this!
- Matsuzaki Shigeo-san, how about 65 years old? - I haven't gone that far.
- Eh?!
- It's a good thing you're first time here! - Eh?!
- This is difficult! - This is difficult!
- Eh?! - Ah!
- Ah!
- Nationalistic! - Hey, everyone, put your hands up!
- Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah!
- I know you didn't say "answer me"! - Answer me!
- What is it? - He's a national-level self-produced actor, and it's his first time playing a good friend.
- It's his first time playing a good friend, right? - I know, I know, I know.
- Huh? - A good friend from the Edo period.
Wow, amazing!
With your glasses, you look like this kind of guy, like...
I don't know!
- You don't look like a good friend! - I don't know what you're talking about!
Your questions are always too difficult!
Um...
Ah!
- Correct! - What?!
- What? I don't know. - No, you're wrong!
- Who? - Satomi Kotaro-san.
- Yes, correct!
- No, you're wrong! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes! - I'm sure she doesn't know!
- No, you're wrong! - Wow!
- I'm glad!
- No, you're wrong!
- Amazing! - If you become an idol, it's like this! Here you go!
I don't know what you're talking about!
- He doesn't know! - He doesn't know!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- It's his first appearance in a good place! - That's right!
- By the way, Kaku-san is also taking pictures. - Oh, Kaku-san!
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Entertainment news you can't ask for anywhere else! "Friends" 5000 people! "Irie's response"!
It's a segment where Irie, one of the biggest entertainers in Japan, will tell you the latest entertainment news that can't be told on a wide show.
Huh? Sawami-kun?
What's up?
What's up, Sawami-kun?
Sawami-kun suddenly came and said "let's drop it".
He said "no, no, let's drop it".
I think he's really mad at me.
Why did you do that?
No, it's because the person in charge of this show told me to do it!
Huh?
It's you! It's not me!
It's you who told me to do it!
Oh, it's Soroto-kun!
Wow! Huh? Did someone throw it?
Soroto-kun!
Alright, let's watch it right away! "Irie's response"!
Let's watch it right away!
Now!
It's small, right?
It's small, it doesn't matter!
It's small, it's small, it's small, it's small!
It's like karate, right?
That's right!
Now, Irie-san!
Yes!
This week, what was your schedule like?
Please tell us!
I've said a lot of things, but especially as a topic...
Ah! On the 25th, Friday!
Yes!
You're participating in an event called "Fujimori", which is said to be the best in Japan!
Yes!
What is this event?
In Roppongi, there's this club called "Opera" and they invited me as a guest for their one-year anniversary!
That's crazy!
That's a crazy job!
Crazy!
It was amazing!
There were about 800 people in there and they were so amazing that you couldn't breathe!
Everyone was like, "You're so cute!" and "Yay!" and everyone was so excited!
It was amazing!
Who was there?
I was trying to sneak into the VIP room, but it had nothing to do with me, so I went into the VIP room and...
As expected of him! He's such a funny guy!
The soccer player, Takeda-san, was there!
Yes!
It was hot in the VIP room, but he was wearing a scarf!
Yes!
He's funny!
And on the 29th, Friday!
Facebook's friend request reached 4,500 people!
That's amazing!
That's a lot of people!
That's amazing!
It's amazing!
Last week, it reached 1,800 people!
Yes!
And I said, "Everyone agrees!" and a lot of people came!
A lot of people came!
It was crazy!
And it reached 4,500 people and there's a maximum of 5,000 people!
So there's only 500 people left!
So there's only 500 seats left!
That's amazing!
It's really amazing!
Are you bringing it now?
To be honest, a lot of people are coming now!
What?!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What?!
Ah, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
It's really amazing!
It's scary!
It's amazing!
As I said, a lot of people are coming!
Forever!
What is this?
Amazing, right?
If I wake up in the morning, I'll be like this?
If you wake up in the morning...
You're awake only once...
You're giving away your normal cell phone to someone else...
This kind of thing...
This kind of generosity...
Amazing...
Today...
This is an entertainment scoop.
Did you hear this from one of your friends?
Yes, I heard it from someone who works part-time.
That Hollywood star.
Is he working part-time?
I'm sorry, I'm working part-time at this restaurant because we're friends.
You're not working part-time at home, are you?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
A popular ramen shop in Tokyo that you can line up at, J!
If you come there one day, you'll definitely come back!
One day...
We have some big news for you.
And that is...
Wow!
Kianoodle!
Really?
It's true!
It's Kianoodle!
It's really famous in Japan.
It's famous in Japan.
Yes, that's right.
Now...
With sunglasses on, one of you will line up...
In fluent Japanese...
More vegetables, more fat!
It's true!
It's a lie!
Everytime you line up...
With what? With what?
With sunglasses?
With sunglasses on...
In fluent Japanese...
Okay, we have the order now!
As soon as you sit down, you'll be told "More vegetables, more fat!"
Really? By yourself?
By yourself!
At first, the staff took you there...
But you fell for it and went back three times while you were in Japan.
It's a lie!
And even in "The Matrix", there's an ad-lib that says "These noodles are really good".
Really?!
Which scene?
It's that famous.
Is that included in the ad-lib?
It is.
Which scene?
It's in the ad-lib.
Which scene?
I don't know the details about "which scene", but it's there.
J's ramen is good?
J's ramen is good.
Does Natsuko Toda translate it properly?
I'll do some research about it.
Is it included in the ad-lib?
Yes, it is.
It's like you're taking out a chopstick like this.
That's a lie!
Irie-san!
Yes?
Drink up!
I'm sorry about the lie.
I'm sorry about that.
Next up is "Japan vs. Japan".
It's about the soccer world's biggest player, Earl's hot night.
So, Irie...
After watching a soccer match between Japan and Japan...
He went to a bar in Roppongi...
At the counter...
He hit a run ball!
Did you happen to be there?
Yes, by chance.
So...
Did he have any complaints about the match between Japan and Japan?
To soccer...
He grabbed a player who didn't look like he was interested...
And started...
A hot soccer argument.
He was talking really hot.
Now...
Even more...
Bring me some ice!
In the middle of it...
He put 10 ice cubes on the table...
If I were the coach, I wouldn't be in this situation!
Explain!
It's really...
But!
Since we don't have anything to talk about, I don't know what happened when the ice melted.
That's right!
It would have been better if it had melted!
That's right!
It would have been better if it had melted!
Today, everyone is excited and enters a meal party.
Let's start with an acquaintance.
Today, there is a party where gorgeous members gather in Akasaka, so won't you join?
He was invited to the party venue.
Surprisingly, the venue was a common izakaya.
It was a normal, general izakaya.
"What kind of party is it?" The members gathered in the store were all unfamiliar faces.
"However!" That's what it means.
This is where the quiz begins.
However!
A national star is a dream performance.
Everyone, please think about which members were at the party.
- This is super difficult! - All I know is the faces of the members.
- You didn't know, right? - I only know their faces.
You didn't know, right? I don't know.
- But a national star... - A national star doesn't know a national star.
I didn't know their faces.
- Now, Tajiwara-san. - Yes, I'll go.
- Exile-san. - No, no, no.
- I know! - I know!
There were a lot of kids at EXPG.
- No, Exile-san knows. - I know.
- Yes, Kogado. - Well...
- Demon Kogure-san and Sekimatsu's... - Suga-san.
- Yes.
- I don't know. - Music Cup.
- Yes, let's go. - It's hard.
Everyone was Ageponjon.
- Ageponjon? - Ageponjon is a good name.
- Ageponjon. - Ageponjon.
You have to explain it.
Ageponjon. Ageponjon. You know, in the opening of "sutten kororin"
He is the representative of "sutten kororin"
We are still "hiroshi" and "cool five"
What did you write last time?
seikimatsu
You copied me! You copied me!
That's why you did this!
mitokoumon ichido
No pace!
December 25th is the end of the year!
Ah, it's over.
So...
Kara!
Kara! Ah, wrong.
Yes!
Like AKB!
Like SK!
Like AKB!
That's terrible.
That's why...
Sazae-san's voice actress.
Yes, voice actress-san!
But...
The winner will order a drink.
Let's see what kind of drinks there are.
We're running out of time!
If you listen to me carefully, you'll see Tama-chan, Fujii-kun, and even you, Tama-chan!
It's a huge success!
Wow!
It's fun!
It's super fun!
I was surprised!
You guys are all...what do you call it?
All-stars?
That's amazing!
It's amazing, right?
Because Lao and Melonpanna-chan did it!
That's right!
Huh?
It's unbelievable!
Is it self-proclaimed?
Um...
Self-proclaimed is different from others, but...
Ah...
If you ask me, I'll say "I'm Lao."
Ah, I see.
Yes.
That's a great way of saying it.
Lao-san was the most careful, though.
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What do you mean you have 5 or 6 friends?
What?
I have 5 or 6 friends.
That's not much.
How many people are there in this world?
5 or 6 people.
Who are you going to introduce?
I have 5 or 6 friends.
I'm going to introduce people I've known for a long time.
On Monday nights, I'm doing a show called "Nadar's Hole".
Maniac people always come there.
I want to introduce people I've known for a long time.
The people I'm going to introduce today are...
AKB48's super famous band, Golden Bomber.
Golden Bomber?
AKB has left the band.
Let me tell you how they left the band.
In the weekly ranking of Shakuhachi WFA,
everyone, this is amazing.
Out of the top 20, only 3 are left.
What is this?
Isn't it amazing?
Why don't we know about this?
What is this?
What is "massage" in 16th place?
"Massage" in 16th place?
14th place is "Hotel Love".
It's not "Love Hotel".
4th place is "Evis".
They are in 3rd place.
They lost.
But there are people who like Golden Bomber.
There are people in AKB who like Golden Bomber.
There are people who like Golden Bomber.
And, next January in Japanese language class,
it will be "Udon" in 2nd place.
It's not "Judo"
Of course it is "Udon" or "Judo"
Even though they are said to be the most difficult visual band to get tickets to...
They can't play musical instruments!
What do you mean?
It's not a band!
It's not a band anymore!
It's a band that can't play musical instruments
Hey, stop it!
What are you doing this for?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
This is crazy
They're actually going to come out now!
Alright, Golden Bombers, please come out!
General Kiryun!
Nice to meet you!
Rich Chan!
Nice to meet you!
Now, this is where things get a little weird.
Itahiroba Jun!
That's weird! Itahiroba! Itahiroba! Itahiroba!
I'm sorry!
Darvish Kenji!
No, no, no! Darvish is weird!
Darvish!
It's not Darvish!
It's Darvish!
The beautiful spring salmon!
Itahiroba...
Why is only one person saying such funny things?
Actually, Darvish is the third generation drummer.
Oh, is that so?
Who was the first generation?
The first generation was...
Chimatsuri Teppei-san.
He was a senior at a part-time job, right?
Yes, he was a colleague of Lawson.
A colleague of Lawson!
Lawson was busy, so he left.
He was still a drummer when he joined the band.
He was embarrassed of his white clothes, so he left.
That's how he left.
But only his white clothes remained.
Then, what was Darvish doing?
He was working part-time at a pachinko shop.
Working part-time at a pachinko shop!
Then, let me introduce you to a different side of a normal musician.
Here it is!
Instead of playing an instrument during a concert...
What is it?
...he eats shaved ice and...
...eats a cabbage sandwich.
What is it?
What do you mean?
What is it?
You're in the way of the singer!
There are many things, right?
Yes, there are.
I can't play an instrument.
You can't play an instrument.
You have one, but you want to join a band.
I only have one.
Don't you have another one?
Oh, you're right!
Darvish!
Is Darvish's stick soft?
Why?
Because it's dangerous.
You should put it in the corner of your family's kitchen.
You can eat it with crab roe or cut it with a knife.
There are various ways of doing it.
It took a long time for a record company to accept it.
But they rejected it.
Why?
The reason is...
They don't want adults to get mad at them and want them to mess around.
That's why...
Wow.
I see.
The record company wants them to do it.
And you're going to do it for two days?
That's amazing.
Wow.
If it's a record company, they'll first cut Darvish's stick.
They'll cut him off.
So, today we're going to see you perform.
Wow.
We're going to see you perform.
We can't do it.
Can you do it?
Yes.
You're good friends.
You can do it.
I'll do my best.
Darvish, you can do it!
I'll do my best!
You can do it, Darvish!
Today we're going to see you perform.
Let's go!
It's starting.
Darbys has a lot of weight, so Darbys' sound is pretty loud.
Do you have anyone you'd like to call?
This week's topic is dominoes and balloons.
Please remove the tape.
If you go this far, you'll go back.
Ready, set, go!
It's Friday, and we're having a power outage exhibition?
Power outage exhibition! We're going to pick out any power outages you might have!
Thank you for coming!
You made me do it!
See you next week!