AISubs v3.7
It's finally the era of war songs.
That's right.
The bad guest is a man, but he has taken three photos of the idol he wants to be, so please guess.
What are you saying?!
I didn't say anything!
I was surprised and pulled it out.
I'm sorry, members.
The bad guest is...
Fujii Rinata!
Egbo is cute.
Egbo is cute, isn't he?
Ria-chan can stand up more than she can walk.
She can stand up more than she can walk?
I can't do it.
You can't do it?!
What are you doing?!
This isn't right.
It's written in the lyrics!
It's not written!
Thank you very much.
Please take care of me.
Here is the next segment of "Guest of the Week".
Yakushima Ryoku-san, are you good at this?
Good at it? Don't be ridiculous.
Are you good at it?
Good at it?
Good evening.
When you were a student.
Why did you build it?
You built it yourself.
You're good at it, right?
What are you talking about?
Yakushima Ryoku-san.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, Takaka-san?
Yakushima Ryoku-san.
Are you kidding me?
Why do you say "kakeshi" every time?
I never sing "kakeshi".
It's a set.
Let's go to the first song.
Are you good at it?
Good at it.
I'm slow.
Right?
You're a model.
Sashiko's legs are not bent.
No, they're not.
I'm not bent.
You're bullying me.
I'm not bent.
You're so slow.
You too.
You're slow, but you're good.
You're slow.
Sing for me.
Hurry up with the first one!
You want to go already?
Of course!
I want to go!
What do you want to go for?
The first one, open and show it!
It's a little bit cute.
It looks like Maeda Atsuko-san.
Glasses!
No way!
I know what it is!
Are you sure it's not stolen?
It's not stolen!
- I know this! - This is correct!
- Mr. Gota, you're serious in this quiz, aren't you? - Yes!
- This quiz is... - You know the answer right away, don't you, Mr. Oshimi?
- The one who is correct can sing! - Manrenman!
- Then we can't sing, right? - Then he can sing this song.
- "Goodbye" isn't a word for you... - You're correct! Why do you sing it?
- That's it! - You're correct!
- I love you! - Why do you sing it?
- Choshu Rikki! - You sang it too much!
- Choshu Rikki! - Oh, Choshu Rikki!
- That's an ear. - You'll be surprised.
- How did you know? - Today, we have a special guest.
- We don't usually do this. - No, we don't usually do this.
- We don't usually do this, but we'll tell you for free. - For free.
- Don't make me do it alone! Don't make me do it alone! - I won't do it alone!
- He's like this!
- I think there are 3 people with light spirit in the world who are like Marthal Kahan.
- Who is handsome? - There is a rumor that even a little bit of people are handsome.
- Do you mean Gehlin? - Well.. yes.
Entertainer?
Let's say it clearly. Entertainer.
Entertainer.
Entertainer, sorry.
Who are you?
Entertainer.
We are entertainers too.
Entertainer, you don't know?
I don't know.
I've seen it before.
The reaction of everyone was really happy.
Happy?
Of course they are happy.
You can say whatever you like.
You can say it as many times as you like.
You can say it without saying anything.
Ah, Rina-chan.
Ah, Tamo-san is happy.
Can you hear me?
Why are you talking for so long?
You have nice eyes.
See?
Is it different?
It's a little different.
Who is it?
Hikomaro-san.
It's Genmika-san.
Genmika-san.
This one is closer.
It's like when I was in Serac.
Menem-san?
What?
I've seen it before.
Can we say it?
This is...
You've seen it before.
Have I seen it before?
Of course you have.
Do you know it?
I've done it like 120 times.
120 times!
Do it more!
120 times!
Do it more!
Do you want me to do it more?
Yes, do it more.
Eh, I don't know!
Gokado!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Gokado is scary!
Get in there, you!
Listen to me!
It's amazing how it spins like this!
When?
Not yet, not yet.
Ta-dah!
Genjin!
Ah, no.
I can see his eyes.
I thought for a moment, but
his face and his hands,
I feel like they are pretty strong.
I don't know about this.
I often see this when I get my eyeliner.
What?
I often see it.
I really don't know about it.
Can I ask a question?
Um...
Are we close?
Let's see...
Have you ever said "look"?
Yes, I have.
No, I'll talk.
You've said "yes" many times.
I've said "yes" many times.
You've said "yes" many times?
Yes, I've said "yes" many times.
I'll talk.
I'll do it.
Like this.
So you're a talker.
Yes, I am.
You've said "yes" many times.
Are you a duo?
I'll do both.
Duo...
What do you mean by "duo"?
You've said "yes" many times.
What?
You know the answer.
I'm confused.
Okayama!
It's still 36?
You're lying!
It's like this
That's true
Okayama?
Okayama is...
You've eaten with me before, right?
No!
You're lying!
Amazing!
It's the same with my manager
My manager didn't say anything about it
It's amazing!
My manager didn't say anything about it
As a manager, you can't say that, right?
What are you doing?
What did you say?
The correct answer
I couldn't hear you
Do you know?
I don't know
You don't know, right?
Didn't you say the correct answer?
The correct answer is pinecones.
I don't know.
Okaya doesn't know either?
He has a wife in Osaka.
Classmate.
Ex-idol.
Well, ex-idol.
Ex-idol.
To be honest, no.
Ex-idol.
I'm an idol now.
That's harsh.
I'm an idol now.
What?
I'm an idol now.
At the same time, safe!
Safe, safe.
You lost well.
The first one was amazing.
The second one was also amazing.
How did you know?
Is it the eyes?
It's not just the eyes.
Well, it's about time today.
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Entertainment news you can't hear anywhere else!
"Irie no irispo" for your friends in front of you!
Fujii and Rina, do you know each other?
No, we don't know each other.
That's rare!
There are 5,000 people in Irie.
You've never heard of him?
No.
I see.
Let's have an "Irie Camp"!
"Irie Camp"!
- Have you seen her before? - Yes, I've seen her on TV.
- She's hurt a little though. - Isn't she Mr. Ittokudo's left hand?
- No, no, no. - But she's friends with you.
- What? She's friends with my partner? - Now, Yui-san.
- Yes? - This segment... I'm sorry.
- Please forgive me. - Apologize.
- This segment has started. Has it been about a month? - Yes.
- How is the response? - It's like a dream for me to be here.
- I haven't heard about the response. - The response?
- The response is... - I'm on Facebook.
- I've got a lot of friend requests. - It's increasing a lot.
- It's increasing even more. - Now, it's about 450 people.
- Isn't it less than you expected? - No, no.
- Before I started, I had 20 people. - I see.
- Now, it's 430 people. - Since this started? - Since this started.
- Really? - Yes.
- I approve of all of them. - Yes.
- I've got information from various old men. - Various old men.
- Old men? - There are a lot of people like my dad.
- Also, since this started, there are many young people who want to be my disciples. - That's right.
- What? - Disciples? - Disciples.
- What? - As an entertainer? - As an entertainer...
- As an entertainer, I don't know much about it. So, I was told, "Oh, I know about it."
- So, I was told, "Please be my disciple of communication." - I see.
- I want to make friends. - Communication ability...
- Yes. So, they always come to me. - Yes.
- They always pick me up in the morning and say, "I want to join you at the drinking party." - I see.
- So, I said, "I guess we'll just drink together." - I see.
- But they always say, "Please come. Please come." - I see.
- So, I said, "Please wait for me." - I see.
- So far, we've become friends on Facebook. - What?
- Friends? Disciples? - Yes.
- We've become friends. - We've become friends.
- Now, as an entertainer... - Disciples. - Yes.
- What did you do for this week? - Oh!
- I drank with various people for this week. - Yes.
- The other day, I happened to go drinking with my seniors. - Yes.
- I happened to go drinking with Matsuoka-san from Tokyo. - Oh!
Matsuoka-san came up to me and said "Oh! Long time no see!"
We've met before, right?
I said "long time no see" and his handshake was really painful.
I talked to him passionately and said "I want to be funny"
Matsuoka-san, you're funny!
- What's with you? - What's with you?
- Why are you crying? - Why are you crying?
- Like this. - Yes.
- Even in such a busy week, we have news for you. - Yes.
- Here it is. - Yes.
- Saturday, December 12th... - Yes.
- Female entertainer "s" announced her ambition. - Yes.
This is a really good story, but...
- You and Sawa-san know each other well. - Yes.
- We've met before. - We've met before.
- Right? - We've met before.
- We've met again. - This year, for one year...
She won the World Cup, broke through the 5-member qualifying round in London...
She won the team's championship and became a driving force for the team...
- She is Sawa-senshu, but... - Yes.
- Now, Sawa-senshu's celebration party has started. - Yes.
- That's right. - Prepare a cake for her.
I prepared a cake on my own route.
- On your own route? - Yes.
- This is a picture, but can you eat it? - Yes.
You can eat this picture, too.
- Irie-san, you have 5,000 friends... - Yes.
- You remember celebrities' birthdays in various ways. - Yes.
- For example, Tamori-san... - For example, Tamori-san...
- On August 22nd... - Yes, yes, yes...
- If you remember, you're thin and 22 years old. - Yes.
- It has nothing to do with it! - It has nothing to do with it!
- It's a line that Tamori-san would say. - What would she say?
- She would say it. - Because it's the same for Mino-san's birthday, right?
- That's right, that's right. - Yes.
- Mino-san, Mino-san... - Mino-san...
- Mino-san...
- Mino-san is not an entertainer, so she doesn't remember it.
- Only entertainers don't remember it. - Only entertainers don't remember it.
- For Tanaka-san, it's January 10th. - Yes, yes, yes...
- "I'm not Ito, I'm Tanaka." Please remember it like that.
- It's not Ito! - It's not Ito!
- What about Mr. Ohta? - Mr. Ohta will be born on May 13th.
- Yes. - Yes, his memory is amazing.
- Born on May 13th. - Yes.
- I'm happy. - I'm happy.
Oh! He's a special talent!
It's Mr. Ai!
- Give me something! - It's the worst! There's no talent at all!
- You should change your way of memorizing! - What?
- For example... - For example...
- Our big brother, Mr. Seiji. - Yes.
- Mr. Seiji will be born on January 25th. - Yes.
- His memory is... - Yes.
Give me one million and two thousand and five million yen.
- What? - What is that?
- It's a big deal! - What is that?
- Mr. Jr. will be born on March 30th. - Yes.
- His memory is... - Yes.
Unfortunately, there's an unfortunate older brother.
- Unfortunate! - Unfortunate!
- Yes. - Yes.
- And the participants are... - Yes.
- Well... - They're juniors.
- Mr. Sugio is also underage. - Yes.
- Shizu-chan and... - Shizu-chan.
- Yes. - A family with a home name.
- A family with a band name. - Yes.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- I called them all. - Now, among them...
- Shizu-chan, a five-time women's boxing champion... - Yes.
- "I also want to go to the Olympics!" - Yes.
- She said that to Mr. Sawa. - Yes, that's right.
- Yes. - She said that to Mr. Sawa.
- "I'm also a champion now." - Yes.
- "I hope we can go together." - Yes.
- Now, at that time, Mr. Sawa said... - Yes.
- "I'd be happy if we could go together. Let's do our best!" - Yes.
- Mr. Sawa said that. - Yes.
- It was a really good meeting. - Yes.
- The tension was solidified. - Yes.
- At that time, Shizu-chan... - Yes, yes, yes.
- On Friday, this week's first Friday... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Has anyone seen Kanto Grammy? - I saw it.
- Well... - Is it there?
- Is it there? It's not there, right? - It's not there?
- Well... - It's not there.
- Shizu-chan...
- Normally, it's an idol or a bikini... - Yes.
- But...
- Shizu-chan's back is shown like this. - Oh!
- Oh!
And with a sandbox back, Muscle-kun and Shizu-chan are shown like this.
Everyone, entertainers are like, "Whoa, what a face! Awesome work, Scientific-san."
This is rich inner body. Where did you train?
You should show your athlete's presence.
In other words, perfected body.
Don't make this machine work!
Stop it already! Go make θolki's work!
And finally, we have this.
Entertaining companion, "selling jinkus"
Are there selling jinkus?
Watch out!
You're good!
Unfortunately, there's an "unfortunately" brother.
This is a drinking party hosted by Toshi, Non-chan, Fujimori and others.
It's called...
Jun-chan party
Now, the host is...
Jun-chan party
Every time...
The "funny companion" is...
Stop it!
This is so embarrassing!
It's really hot!
It's hot?
The juniors were sweating a lot at the end.
It's amazing!
Everyone, you should come!
It's amazing!
Is it that hot every time?
No, it's really hot at the end.
Even laughing out loud is moving at the end.
It's moving at the end, right?
By the way, the other day...
Editor-chan!
Before the break, a young entertainer...
Jun-chan!
Why did you say that?
Stop it!
Do you remember?
I don't remember.
Huh? You don't remember?
Before the break, a young entertainer said...
This!
Junior-san!
You guys hold on tight to the string I'm playing...
I'll definitely pull you!
Ivo's string! Ivo's string!
Ivo's string!
It's not!
You guys, watch what I'm doing!
I'll definitely pull you!
I saw it!
He's mad! He's mad!
He's mad!
And also!
An entertainer has discovered a jinx for breaking!
I want to know!
Now, what could this be?
Everyone!
What could it be?
An entertainer has discovered a jinx for breaking!
It's amazing!
Since we're guests, we can't participate in this quiz!
Do you remember any hot words?
When you were talking or something,
you said something like this.
Iri-chan, you should fight like you are Iri-chan.
I'll protect you!
I'm just taking everything from the drama!
By the way, your birthday is April 7th.
Remember it as "secret to your wife."
Don't say things you don't want!
I see.
Now, Ivo's string!
I don't know!
I think Komon-san said it before.
To have a long wallet.
It was written in a magazine!
What is it?
I don't think it's useful.
I wrote it, too!
Wait a minute!
Look at this, Mr. Ohto! I thought it was a can of noodles!
Can we use it?
All of the comedians who do breaks have their strings pulled out.
This is a bit like Mr. Ito, isn't it?
It's not Ito. It's Tanaka.
It's Mr. Tanaka.
Wow!
Now, this is for the seniors who are selling their wallets!
No way!
That's not fair!
Now, there's a reason for this, right?
Yes, there is!
In the past, as soon as Mr. Koumoto handed over the long wallet that Mr. Imada Koji used, work increased rapidly!
And, in order to attract people who sell such things,
Mr. Imada received a lucky wallet,
and gave it as a present to the punk boo-boo, Mr. Kurose!
As a result, we have this!
I gave Mr. Imawa's wallet to Mr. Kurose, and you know the wallet I was using?
I gave the wallet I was using to Tamura of Kirin.
And then, the book was sold out!
And then, I gave the wallet I was using to Kimura of Tenshi, and the book of Erosigin was sold out in Erosigin, too!
So, it's pretty jinxed to give someone your wallet.
It's like you're trying to sell it.
I didn't give you my wallet.
No, no, no.
I took it all out.
You took it all out!
Mr. Kirin, please infiltrate Junjan River and do all kinds of hot things.
I'll do my best.
Yes, do your best.
That's all for today!
Yes, it's a corner where you can show off your special skills like a special move.
Speak properly.
Everyone is a judge, so please raise your hands if you've done it.
Then, first challenger, please come in!
It's Yutan's turn!
Yutan!
Here I go!
Huh? What?
Tamako, come!
You can do it!
OK, let's go!
It says "tamori" here
Wow!
There are other members' too
Wow!
It's so pretty!
It's hard to tell without looking at the monitor
How do you do it?
Wow!
Can we laugh about it?
Wow!
Did you think it would break?
One of them broke
Can we laugh about it?
Yes
It's so close
Wow!
How is it possible?
The tip of the blade is sharp
I used a design knife
Wow!
Can we take it off?
Not the blade
Can we take it off?
Take it off
It's hard to take it off
Wow!
Please give us your feedback!
It's amazing!
Yes!
Next challenger, Koshiwa!
No, not yet. You haven't done it yet.
In the past, there was this kind of hair cutting game.
It's different from that.
I think it's similar to that.
We're going to make Tamori-san's face.
We're going to make Tamori-san's face now.
It's amazing how fast it is. Look at it.
It's done!
I'll show it to the audience.
How is it?
I know how it is.
You put it like this and then...
You cut it like this and...
You spread it out like this and...
It's spread out!
It's amazing!
Everyone, what do you think?
It's amazing!
You two look like each other!
It's amazing!
Everyone, thank you!
Thank you!
You've been doing this for how long?
About 8 years
About 8 years!
8 years!
Yes, up to 8 years
Amazing!
Yes!
Let's move on! Next challenger, please come in!
Russell Flowers!
What?!
Women are bad tempered!
What?!
Bad tempered!
You look like you want to do something, but you don't!
Bad tempered!
You look like you want to do something, but you don't!
Laugh!
No, no!
What are you doing?!
Oh oh oh! What are you doing?!
What's going on?!
That's bad manners!
Go again! Go again!
Go again!
Wow! Sexy!
Perfect for parties!
Thank you for your cooperation!
It was so close!
There were four songs in the beginning of the rehearsal!
You did your best!
See you tomorrow!
Good night!