AISubs v3.7
Without using my hands, I'll eat you up!
Come on, Sashiko, you can do it!
You can do it!
No, no, not yet, not yet!
A little further, further!
Come on, you can do it!
Look at me, I can't do it at all!
Oh, I messed up.
Thank you for watching!
We're No. 1 in Japanese dance.
Thank you for watching!
Let's take a picture together!
The male model will give his idol 3 photos.
3 photos?!
Yes, 3 photos. Please guess.
I'll guess!
Surprisingly, Ota-san is good at guessing.
I'm pretty good at it.
Can you really guess?
Of course!
It's fast.
You can tell by looking at his eyes.
If you look at his eyes...
Oh! I think it's his eyes again today.
Oh, really?
I'm having a lot of fun!
What is it?
You said it all.
It's the ghost of the person who answered.
I'm next today.
You said it all in the opening.
Oh, it's here.
Please wait a moment.
Oh, wait a minute. I'm not ready yet.
He's pooping in the back.
Oh, it's embarrassing.
It's noon.
He's pooping in the back.
He'll get scolded.
It's a stupid holiday!
From now on, you're switching with Sasha.
No, no, no! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
From now on, you're switching with Sasha.
It's only been a short time.
You're switching with me?
No, no, you're not! You're not!
Nice to meet you.
Now, we'll announce the theme for the women's mojito.
Yes.
"Kyon Kyon"!
"Kyon Kyon" is difficult, isn't it?
The same level is high.
It's "Kyon Kyon", isn't it?
"Kyon Kyon" is difficult, isn't it?
Now, the first one.
The first one!
I'm sure it's "eye"!
"Eye"!
It's "eye".
The first one, open!
Ah!
It's cute!
It's really "eye"!
It's really cute!
I've seen something like this before!
I've definitely seen it before!
I know! But my hands are round, so...
I've definitely seen it before!
Your hands are round?
What do you mean?
Your hands are like cream puffs!
Hey! These eyes!
It's you!
It's not that person!
I know this eye!
I know it well!
Can I say it?
Is it correct?
It's correct!
Sanpei-san, you're wrong.
Sanpei? Sanpei? Sanpei-san?
He's got a bad hand.
What are you doing?
You know it very well.
Is it Kotsugi-san?
Kotsugi-san, you're wrong. It's not Kotsugi-san at all.
It's Kotsugi-san.
This will surprise you.
Customers, please watch it thinking it won't surprise you.
What are you doing?
Customers, what are you doing?
With this kind of feeling...
Even so, it will surprise you.
Well, it's about this level.
Actually, it's this person.
I'm happy!
I'm surprised!
Are you an entertainer?
Yes, I'm an entertainer.
Entertainer?
I know this person.
Everyone knows this person.
I'm sure you know.
He's erasing his face.
I can tell by his face.
He's fat, isn't he?
Is it like that?
He's not that fat.
But, he hasn't been that fat lately.
He hasn't been fat lately?
Who hasn't been fat lately?
Why are you talking about yourself all of a sudden?
It has nothing to do with you.
He used to be fatter.
But, he's not that fat now.
He hasn't been paying attention to it.
I'm sure you're not that interested in him.
I'm not interested in someone who's fat or thin.
You're not interested in him?
Can you tell by his second picture?
Is it true?
Yes.
I did it.
It's not a man.
It's a man.
It's not Minako Nakano.
Minako Nakano.
It's not Minako Nakano.
Who is it?
It looks like Babazonone.
Babazonone?
But...
I think it's a tooth.
Tooth.
I know what it is.
Mouth.
I know what it is.
There is nothing fun in the venue now.
You know it.
There is no more surprise.
It's a dream.
I'm a fan of Kyon Kyon.
I'm angry now.
I'm not kidding.
It's not even Kyon Kyon.
It's not Kusumista.
Kusumista is Kyon Kyon.
What? Are you dating him?
He's fat. Calm down.
He's completely fat.
You know this well.
I know it well.
If you have a question, you can say it.
Kanto or Kansai?
Kanto.
Kanto, Kanto.
Kansai, Kansai.
As an entertainer, he's a Kanto entertainer.
Combination or pairing?
That's a great hint.
That means...
I don't do it alone.
Excuse me!
Please don't talk.
I don't do it alone.
I know it!
How do you know it?
It's too late.
I know it!
That's correct!
I don't do it alone.
Let me see your profile.
I know it.
50 points!
I want to say the answer.
Your legs are very short!
Why do you say the answer here?
I said it at the beginning.
It doesn't look like gochisou at all.
Gochisou?
He is our senior as an entertainer.
Three sizes? I don't care about this.
You don't care about it?
Arashi?
He is a friend of Ono.
I don't know!
I don't think you know it.
No, but we know it the best.
Beatles song.
Got it?
Kururinppa.
Yes, kururinppa.
Yes, that's it.
Well, it's about time for today...
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Friends in the Morning
Irie's Irispo
Everyone, this is a new segment.
Yes, it's a new segment.
"Irie-kun", the most famous celebrity in Japan,
What is "Irie-kun"?
Do you know him?
He is "Irie-kun" of "Karate-kun",
and he will tell you the latest "puchi" celebrity information that can't be told in a wide show.
That's nice.
He was very nervous during the rehearsal.
Why do you know about him?
What?
Why do you know about him?
I became friends with him right away.
I have been friends with him since I was 5,000 years old.
That's really amazing.
This doesn't include celebrities, does it?
It doesn't include celebrities.
For example, I am a senior in the same company, so I am not a friend of him.
So, without seniors and juniors, I have been friends with him since I was 5,000 years old.
But you must have been among them, right?
No, I haven't.
It's really not strange that you are among them.
I don't know if you are among them or not.
So you have been friends with him many times since you were a first-year student.
It's not like that.
I don't feel any response.
Let's call him right away.
It's Irie Cap. Please come in.
Irie Cap.
I'm sorry, but it's not Nabe Yakan.
It's not Nabe Yakan.
I'm sure of it.
It's Ikkokudo's right hand.
It's not a doll.
Thank you.
There are 5,000 people.
That's right.
Do you call them right away?
That's right.
If we meet for the first time, we make friends right away.
That's too fast.
I want to know more about you.
Recently, I went to a location.
It's a country called Togo in Africa.
I made friends with the deputy minister.
What?
Why did you make friends with him?
Deputy minister?
I didn't make friends with him.
When we met, I introduced myself.
I said, "Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm Irie."
The deputy minister said, "What are you doing?"
I said, "You're pretty bright."
Yes.
So...
You're pretty bright.
When Togo came, he told me to go.
I see.
If you come to Togo again, tell me to come a step later.
If you go on a trip, please tell me.
I'll contact you.
I'd like to show you Irie Cap's latest schedule.
Thank you.
Here it is.
Look at this.
First of all...
What is it?
19th.
Ayumi Hamasaki's birthday party.
Did you say this?
I said this.
Wow!
Are you friends?
No, it's our first meeting.
First meeting?
Yes!
She called me.
She called you?
Yes.
Ayu called you?
Yes, a relative asked me to come.
Why?
Relatives and friends...
Ayu, you really exist in real life.
Of course I do.
Isn't it amazing?
Yes.
Why did you call me?
If you come to a relative's house, won't it be exciting?
So...
You did something?
Well...
A lot of things come up.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
What will come up?
Also...
A birthday party of a famous company president like this...
Yes.
How many people's birthday is this?
This is...
About 60 people, I think.
Yes, we did it.
And, well...
Amatatsu-san and Talk Live, you know.
Yes!
Amatatsu-san from Talk Live came as a guest.
And we talked about weather.
That's your partner's job!
No, no, but you two...
That's bad, isn't it?
Bad is...
Bad is bad for weather.
Yes, that's right.
He came and said it was his first time at a concert.
Yes.
With Thurio-san.
Yes.
Wow!
With Thurio-san and my friends from J. Leaguer.
We all went out for a meal.
Thurio-san is old, but we ate together.
Yes.
Leaguer and Amatatsu-san.
There's another birthday party!
Yes! Yesterday was Tsung-san's birthday party.
Wow!
Who was there?
Tsung-san's birthday party was a bit of an entertainer.
And there were a lot of idols.
Wow!
So Tsung and Hamasaki...
Yes.
Are having a birthday party soon?
That doesn't matter!
What are you talking about?
Now, with that said...
Could you tell us about today's entertainment news?
Please!
This is amazing.
Here it is!
Irispo!
Open!
Thank you for having me!
Come on!
Mobic News!
Yes!
Now, it's Nateshiko Japan and Sawa's national heroine- like advice.
Yes!
Before the performance of "Karate" and "Oarai" live...
Hmm?
Please come to the dressing room!
Wow!
Why did you come to the dressing room of "Karate" and "Oarai" live?
This is a story from a little while ago.
Sawa and I were friends from the beginning.
When I said, "Come and see it," she said, "Oh, I'll go, I'll go."
Why were you friends from the beginning?
Yes.
How did you know about it?
Oh, there was something like an athlete party or something like that.
It's not an athlete party!
It's an athlete party!
So...
It's an athlete party!
From a convenience store in Karateka?
Yes, I happened to go there and we got to know each other there.
So you've known each other since before the World Cup?
Yes, we've known each other for about 4 years.
Oh, by the way, you went to Karateka?
Yes, I did.
"Who is your celebrity friend?" "It's Irie-san from Karateka."
Did you punch him once?
You should've punched him!
Now, we have a message for Saw-san, who came to our school.
"I'm nervous!" He said.
Yes, I said "Saw-san, I'm nervous. I'll do my best."
And then, Saw-san said...
You can't carry Hino-maru like that!
No, no, no! I'm not carrying him!
I don't think I'll ever carry him!
Saw-san is really serious about this.
It's okay, I'm nervous too, but I won't carry Hino-maru like that.
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm serious.
You're really nervous?
Yes, I am.
Was it that serious?
Hino-maru can only be carried.
Saw-san often gives me advice.
You know Fujimori, right? The charao character.
I've been doing charao characters for a long time, but I broke them all at once.
I was really depressed recently.
You were carried, right?
Yes, I was carried and depressed.
Saw-san and I talked a lot.
The day we talked was the night before the World Cup final.
What?!
You're interfering!
That's right!
Saw-san gave me a lot of emails, even though I shouldn't have.
That's kind of you!
Ire-san, you always compare yourself to others, but you have your own strengths.
If you don't compare yourself and improve, I'm sure you'll get results.
"I'm sorry," something like that.
Wow!
That's a really good person!
It's like if you lose it's my fault!
What's with that troubled face?
Next news!
Ayu's birthday party is being held and Ayu was given a birthday present!
The manager will...
Celebrate Ayu's birthday and invite her to the party!
Next!
A few comedians and actors have joined the show.
Yes, we've formed Irie Japan.
I'm one of their juniors.
Irie Japan, here it is!
Tano Shingo, Kaiyo Samu, 7x7's Tamaki.
Do you know him?
I know him, but not many people know him.
Tamaki, do you know him?
7x7's Tamaki.
Tamaki, who was impersonated by Slam Dunk's Anzai Sensei.
That's a good impersonation!
Kaiyo Samu was impersonated by Amuro.
We went together.
The four of you?
Were you friends with the manager?
We were only friends with the manager.
Ayu's birthday is coming up.
She asked me if I could come because I like comedians.
Is there proof that you went?
There is!
I really went.
Here it is!
It's a T-shirt only for those who came for the birthday party.
Everyone wore it.
Everyone wore it?
It's a T-shirt made for the birthday party.
It's a limited edition.
There are about 300 people now.
Oh, you mean Ayu-san? She's 33 years old.
So we came here.
Where do you do it?
It's a pretty amazing place in Roppongi Hills.
It's on the 52nd floor and it's a beautiful place.
And you have all kinds of things on your ritz?
That's right.
Why is there a ritz party?
And we saw a sushi restaurant.
Itamae-san was holding it for us.
When we saw Ayu-san holding it...
What did you eat?
Kampachi.
Ayu-san didn't do it.
What did you four do?
This is just me saying it.
We did something like a unit skit.
Did it get popular?
Oh, it did.
It got popular, right?
Yes, it did.
Now, we're at the end of the show.
Ayu-san sent us a surprise present.
What is it?
This is amazing.
It's a magic from Cero!
Isn't it amazing?
Cero!
Cero came!
Cero-san came here personally.
And he did magic just for Ayu-san.
What kind of magic?
It's something you don't see on TV.
It's a luxurious magic.
It has a sound and it goes like...
Is it more luxurious if you don't see it on TV?
No, but...
So, like you said, he was dead.
That's right.
He did it just for Ayu-san.
It's amazing that you invited him to your birthday party.
It's amazing.
I thought the entertainment world was amazing.
Now, we have a question for you.
This year's top news happened to Ayu-san, the president you just met.
Recently, Ayu-san, the president you just met, congratulated you.
Irie said it, right?
Yes, I said it.
Ayu-san congratulated you.
Now, here's the question.
This year, the most...
Top news of the year.
What could it be?
This CEO...
This CEO came to A
and said "I'm very happy about this year's top news"
What could it be?
CEO...
Everyone, please listen again.
This CEO doesn't know anyone.
He doesn't know his relationship with anyone.
I met him about two times.
Does that mean he's famous?
He's a general person.
General person.
I don't know him!
Then it can't be helped.
He's a general person, but...
His friend, Irie...
Is that so? Congratulations!
He said that.
Congratulations.
Why did Irie say 'congratulations'?
This is amazing.
He's married!
Married...
He's married.
He's married, but...
This CEO isn't married, is he?
No, it's not like that.
A famous person is married.
He said "congratulations" after hearing that.
He doesn't know who he married and what kind of marriage it was.
His partner may be famous.
That's right!
That's the latest news!
I see!
You're getting it right!
Isn't it marriage?
Marriage...
This is really amazing.
Marriage!
This is amazing!
It's a coincidence, but it's timely.
Timely!
By the way, is there anyone here who only knows about Irie's contacts?
Has anyone drank with him?
No one?
Even if there is, it's a little embarrassing.
It's hard to say, isn't it?
Not many?
Oto-san!
This is big news!
Big news!
It's the third time for Horichemi...
It is big news, but...
Maybe...
Which one is it?
Oto-san!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
I have something written here.
My son married Ogura Ayako.
Oh, me too!
I married Hoshino Aki-san.
Hoshino Aki-chan.
Takashi married Ayako-san.
That's wrong!
The correct answer is...
this!
Actually, the daughter's marriage partner is famous,
but only because they don't meet anymore
did they invite her.
When we asked "Who did you marry?"
Who did you marry?
I'm totally fine.
But you're a little older than Irie-san, is it okay?
My son is a little funny, isn't he?
He's my father, so he's my senior!
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You still have it?
Of course I have it!
You have it on your hat!
I don't need it on my hat!
I still have a picture of it!
It's a long time ago!
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An hourglass!
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This is terrible!
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This time we will show you real photos, so please guess their names!
Can you do it?
Let's do it!
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A few days ago, Ai Ai won first place in Google's trending search ranking.
What?
"Rii" became a hot topic!
"Zai" became a hot topic!
Isn't it reckless to research bad fans now?
"Zai" became a hot topic!
This week, we also prepared rock T-shirts!
This is for the winning team!
On the panel you are handing out, there is your team's name written on it.
Please turn it over at once.
Reebok?
Reebok!
It's a shoe!
This is Pampas.
It's completely different!
Pampas!
I'm jealous...
This is Kinkajuu.
It's Kinkajuu.
Everyone, please look at this photo. It's completely different.
Please open it up.
It's this!
It's an eye-twisting pearl that belongs to the tropical forest in Central and South America!
It's a pearl.
It's not Reebok.
It's a pearl!
It's okay if you think it's this.
No, it's not!
It's a pearl!
The pearl that comes with it is this!
The pearl with the characteristic island-like tail that lives in Madagascar's forests!
It's black! Black!
Black and white!
It's true!
It's black and white!
It can't be!
Shall we put it aside for now?
It's too early!
It can't be that good!
It's black and white.
The third one!
The pearl with the characteristic straight-tipped horn that lives in South Africa!
It's Reebok.
It's Reebok!
It's too early!
It's Reebok!
For now, it's the first one!
Shall we go for it?
The fourth one!
It's a pearl covered with gorgeous fur that lives in South America!
That's right!
It's cute!
Isn't it?
It's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
It's our favorite!
What is it?
It's a goldfish!
That's right!
It's a goldfish!
That's right!
It's a goldfish!
Why is it a goldfish?
A goldfish is...
It's Son Goku's model.
- That's forbidden. - Forbidden?
If you say that, Juniors will say "I know it!"
I've heard about it.
- But it's this one. - This one?
I've seen it in "The Lord of the Rings".
- Really? - Probably.
It's great.
But Son Goku's model is more like an orphan.
I know it.
Here's a hint about the goldfish.
- Hint. - I'm sorry about the goldfish.
The goldfish was bitten by Paris Hilton and became a hot topic.
- It was bitten? - Paris Hilton?
- The celebrity hated it. - I want to bite it.
- Actually, she bought it as a pet. - As a pet?
- Pet? - It's like wool.
It's good for your skin, so the celebrity became sticky.
- It's good for your skin. - But it's bad for you if you get bitten.
- But you can't change it. - Right.
- You can't change it. - Why not?
- It's tough. - If you get bitten...
- But you can't change it as a pet. - It's a bit nostalgic.
- But there's also "B". - Right.
- Next is Ocelot. - Ocelot.
Ocelot is a rare beast that targets honeybees.
- Honeybees? - Honeybees?
- Isn't it "C"? - It's "C".
It's rare and it gets hunted a lot.
- It was also caught as a pet. - As a pet?
- It's "C" now. - It's "B" now.
It lives in a jungle with water.
- It's good at climbing trees and swimming. - What?
It's good at climbing trees and swimming.
- It's "B" now. - It's "C" now.
- It's good at climbing trees and swimming. - It's "B" now.
- It's "C" now. - It's "B" now.
- Why? - Next is "B".
- "J"? - Yes. - If you say it one more time, I won't touch you.
- "J" has become a big brand name now. - Really? - Yes. - It's "J" after all.
- But "rebook" is... - It's "kutsu", right? - It's "mark". - It's "kutsu".
- It's fast. - The image of being able to run through a terrain where no one can enter...
- It's like "yakudoukan" and "rintouyan". - It's either "C" or "D".
- That's the image. - But instead of "sports", it's like "puma". - Yes.
- Like "hyou". - It's "nekokan". - It's "nekokan".
That doesn't count.
Now, it's a conclusion!
- It's "C". - I definitely want to get this. - If I said "K" or "B", I'd definitely get it.
"C" or "D"?
- I really want to get it. - Yes. - If you said "C", you'd get it. - Okay, next!
- So you want me to say "C" and "D"? - You can say it loud and clear.
- So this one bit you? - No, it was a goldfish!
- So it was a goldfish, right? - Yes, it was a goldfish.
- It bit me roughly, but I went to the hospital because I was worried about my fever.
- This goldfish eats a lot of fruits.
- It eats a lot of strawberries.
- It lives about 30 meters above sea level, so it's hard to see it.
- But when it's cold and there's no fruit, it eats the honey of flowers.
- It loves eating honey, but it stretches its tongue out and tries to lick it.
- That's what makes it ugly.
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