AISubs v3.7
Don't use your hands! Eat the crackers you put on your forehead!
Go, Kashiko!
Go!
You're not moving! Move! Move!
Your face is turning red!
A little more! A little more! You can do it!
Three more seconds! Two! One!
Go!
We're Moonboys, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
Good morning, everyone!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
He's out of his mind!
What's wrong with you?
Why didn't you tell me you were out of your mind?
I didn't know what you were doing because you were lying down in front of me.
I didn't know you were out of your mind.
Now, let's take a picture of our dream of becoming idols!
Marie Guest will become the idol she wants to be and take 3 pictures!
Who will it be?
This is too difficult!
This is too much fun!
That didn't go viral!
What are you saying?!
Today is no good.
What are you saying?
From now on, for the end of the year, Ryuko-go-taisho will have a one-sided battle with Retsuguru-san.
Yes.
Well, then...
Japanese clothes suit you.
Wow, amazing.
It's true.
Well, let's start.
Our guest today is...
Drunk Dragon.
Drunk Dragon!
That's amazing.
Even here, there's a moshidoru.
That's right. There wasn't much meaning in hiding it.
It was embarrassing, but it was embarrassing.
Go over there a little more.
Why aren't you naked today?
Even if you're naked, you're not naked.
Go over there a little more.
Isn't it embarrassing?
No matter how much it is...
But it's over here.
Isn't it all a lie?
It's all a lie!
I'm begging you, really.
This glasses combination is good, isn't it?
It really looks like you.
Your clothes also look like you somehow, don't they?
Yes, it does.
I didn't say that.
I said it more clearly.
Where did you buy those sunglasses?
They're not black at all, are they?
You didn't say anything, did you?
I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything, did you?
Let's go.
Here's the theme of the moshidoru.
Oh, it's hot.
It's a success.
Oh, it's pretty good.
It's a success.
There's a picture of you.
Yes, there is.
Here's the first one.
I think I've seen you before.
It looks like you.
Normally, you cover your mouth, don't you?
Yes.
You can't open your mouth without covering it.
That's right.
You can't open your mouth without covering it.
Do you get it now?
Wait, why are you going that way?
Isn't it weird?
Ah, it's not Condo Max.
Who said it?
It's Condo Max.
It can't be.
It's Max. Think about the entertainment world.
It's Max. You can't do this.
It's amazing what you did.
Think about the entertainment world.
It's so funny.
Don't give up until you get it.
Ah, it's not.
Think about the entertainment world.
You can't do this.
It's a live broadcast.
I've seen it before.
I'm surprised.
I've seen it before.
I'll give this award only to you.
Thank you.
No, you can't be happy.
It's a right of award.
This is the award.
Ah, this one.
Actually, it's over there.
Which one?
You're being deceived.
It's this one.
It's not a comedy reaction!
It's a comedy, right?
No, but you don't try to make people laugh, do you?
Ah, that kind of type.
You don't try to make people laugh?
Wow, I get it.
Who are you looking at?
I get it, but who are you talking to?
But you don't try to make people laugh, do you?
Well, it's funny.
You don't try to make people laugh?
Watanabe-san?
Who is it?
Ah, it's Yomiuri-san!
Shigei-san, what's wrong with you?
It's really good!
Think about the world!
The world!
Correct!
It's not comedy...
It's not comedy, but it's often used in variety shows?
The eyes, yes.
Eyes?
You're not trying to make me laugh, are you?
I'm not trying to make you laugh!
You're being serious tonight!
I'm being serious?
You're a serious person!
I'm serious, but if you make me laugh, I'll laugh.
I'm serious, but if you make me laugh...
I'll laugh!
I got it!
Huh? And?
Azuma is right-handed.
You're right-handed.
But his face isn't Azuma's right-handed.
His face...
Who is it?
He's got a lot of teeth.
He's serious, but...
He's serious, but he's laughing.
The second one might be harder to tell.
What? The first one?
The second one, open!
I don't know this one!
What is it?
It's beautiful.
What is it?
I don't know.
That person.
What?
Wait a minute.
Have you met me before?
Yes, we have.
Have you met me before?
If you say "barae" a lot, we usually say "ata"
We say "ata" a lot.
How about "anakaha"?
Can I say something?
Your face is scary!
Can I say something?
If you say it at this timing, the answer is obvious!
Can I say something?
Your face is scary!
You will laugh at me seriously, won't you?
What's with that face?
It's a normal face!
Did you find Mammoth?
Mammoth? No, he's not a human.
Isn't it Naito-san of boxing?
You will laugh at me seriously, won't you?
What's up?
Let me answer!
You don't know why I'm here, do you?
Oh, really?
Can I say it?
No, I don't know.
It's fashionable.
How do you say it?
It's fashionable.
Does it say "kanagoe"?
No, it doesn't say that.
It's fashionable.
I don't know.
What is it?
Oh, I forgot!
The other way around!
You're looking bad!
It's not about me!
It's not about you!
You're looking bad!
What's wrong with you?
A diary?
Big Mac!
Right?
Guests!
Are you older than me or shorter?
I think I'm older.
What's Seriko-chan and Sera's song called?
Blue T-shirt and blue sandals...
Sing for us!
She's a singer!
He was singing!
He's an idiot!
What's wrong with you?
You're scary!
It's 3 o'clock!
It looks like a profile picture.
It's 4 o'clock.
90, 85, 90.
Nice body!
Nice body.
Do you have any worries?
Worries?
Loneliness!
I didn't know about that.
You must have a lot of worries.
I don't have any.
Are you single?
Am I single?
Did you widen your nostrils?
No, I didn't.
It's already this size.
I want to make it smaller.
It doesn't look good, does it?
It doesn't look good.
Do you have lotus root?
Do you have a small nose?
It's different.
I don't even put mustard in it.
You don't put mustard in it, do you?
I don't.
It happens sometimes.
When it's raining from the front,
you put mustard in your nose.
Why don't you make contact with me?
It doesn't matter now.
What are you talking about?
Please do it without loneliness.
I'm doing it.
Let's put it in.
Yes.
Wow!
What is it?
It's lotus root.
Speaking of lotus root...
Idiot!
What is it?
Oh, yes!
Speaking of lotus root...
It's "Lotus Root Idiot."
What is that title?
Lotus Root Idiot?
Lotus Root Idiot's Single?
Isn't it "Mouse Senior?"
Lotus Root Idiot.
- I don't know. - I don't know at all.
If you look at this, you won't know.
There's a place you hate.
You want to remember it.
Only you two know.
What is "tohas"?
"Tohas" is soccer.
What is "soccer"?
"Soccer" is...
I don't know the answer.
Are you going to answer like that?
I don't know.
I know! I know!
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
That's right! That's right!
I see!
That's right! That's right!
I see! I see!
That's right! That's right!
He said it earlier.
That's enough!
Please say it.
"Gon Nakayama-san"!
You did it amazingly beautifully.
"Muchuchu"?
What, "muchuchu"?!
Give me back my phone!
This program is brought to you by Borado Sponsors.
It's a segment where we bring in rare animals from all over the world and show them here.
That's not it!
Everyone believes it!
Please guess. There will be 4 photos.
We will give you 3 photos.
The first one is different.
By the way, last week we introduced the Indian and Wataboshi Panche.
This is a Google trend.
1st and 5th place.
Indian is amazing.
This week we will make a T-shirt.
Not bad.
Can we give this to the correct team?
T-shirt!
T-shirt.
Sensei, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Each team, please draw a card from your friend's name.
Go ahead.
Whose is it?
Oh, it's this one.
This is it!
Draw a good one.
All at once.
Go ahead!
Ai.
It's Ai.
Yozaru.
Emperor.
Ai Ai.
Ai Ai is famous.
I hear it a lot.
Ai Ai.
This week's theme is...
Cute monkey special.
Emperor Tamari.
Tamari?
You like Tamara, don't you?
No, no, no.
It doesn't matter.
I want Tamara so much.
Do you want this?
Let's see the first one.
Go ahead!
It lives in the jungle of South America.
It has big eyes and round face.
It looks like Yozaru.
It's Ai Ai.
Ai Ai looks like this.
It's Ai Ai.
It lives from Central Africa to East Africa.
It has the shape of a hawk's beak.
It looks like Emperor.
It has a strong sense of smell.
It looks like Emperor.
It's dead.
It lives in Madagascar.
It has fluffy hair like Yozaru.
It's dead.
It has white beard like Yozaru.
It's Emperor.
It's either Emperor or Di.
Let's move on.
Which one do you choose? Di or Di?
Yozaru.
Do you choose Di?
It looks like Di.
It's Di.
It looks like Emperor.
It's not Di.
It's not?
It's Di.
It looks like Di.
Who is it?
It looks like Di.
Then let's go with Di.
Why?
Di is Di.
Is it okay?
It looks like Di.
I think I know what "yozaru" is.
It looks like night vision.
These eyes.
That's right.
The eyes are small.
That's right.
The pupils are like this.
They are like this.
Do you want a hint?
Yes, we do.
We do it every time.
Then, teacher, how about "ayay"?
Okay.
What is "ayay"?
"Ayay" is a famous song that became a model of "yozaru".
As you can see in this song, the eyes are round and the tail is long.
The tail is not long.
There is such a feature.
But the person who made it said that he had never seen it before.
What?!
So this information is wrong?
It's correct information.
It's correct information, but it's never been seen before.
But if you say "eyes are big", this is the biggest one.
But "c" is also round.
It's the roundness of your eyes.
But if you say it in terms of size...
Why do you say it in terms of size when it's round?!
It's the shape.
How about "yozaru"?
"Yozaru" is good.
"Yozaru" is...
"Yozaru" is... "night play friend" that you pick up in the woods in the middle of the night.
This is definitely wrong!
It's like Mr. Takeda!
But it's like this...
This is "night play friend" that you pick up in the woods in the middle of the night.
In the full moon night, a male will cry with a high- pitched voice and call for a female.
It's a romantic side of a monkey.
It's perfect!
Mr. Takeda!
It's "night play friend"!
"night play friend" is "night play friend" that you pick up in the woods in the middle of the night.
"night play friend" is...
"night play friend" that you pick up in the woods in the middle of the night.
When a baby is born, each male thinks it's his own baby, right?
That's why they change overseas and lay eggs.
Females think it's lucky and love it.
So it's either "D" or "F".
Even though they're twins, they're taught to be twins?
Even though they're twins, they think it's their own baby and raise it.
They're busy raising it.
Women are scary!
Scary!
Even though it's "emperor", why is it like that?
Now, please ask your questions.
Yuter, let's go play!
If a cow cries, stop it.
A cow cried.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Should we start with "D"?
Let's try "D"!
Emperor! Come on, Emperor!
Emperor Tamari!
It's a bit bigger than Emperor's.
Yes, but it has a mustache.
Emperor's mustache is like a emperor's mustache.
It's both male and female.
Male too?
It's smaller than Emperor's and about 25cm.
It's really cute.
Tamari!
Next is...
Tamari!
Emperor Tamari!
Tamari!
It's Tamari!
Tamari!
It's Tamari!
This is Tamari!
There's no sound at all!
It's a very talkative monkey.
It's always whining.
It's in family but it's a parent and child.
It has eyes like an anthroscope.
You can see it clearly in the dark, but you can only see it in monotone.
So, Ai Ai is a lion!
Ai Ai isn't that cute.
Ai Ai has what's strange about it is that it's called a "fingertip" and its middle finger is very long and thin.
And its tip and claws are sharp.
And it makes a sound like a tree trunk or something like that.
And if there's a bug under that tree, the sound changes.
And then it'll come out, open its mouth and bite you.
There's a picture of it with its middle finger up.
It's this bad luck.
Nowadays, it's said that it's a devil's servant or an ominous animal.
Even if you see it, you'll be unhappy.
If you get stabbed with that finger, you'll die.
It's like a devil.
But it's completely different from the same thing.
It's completely different.
It's like you're counting the bullets you're stabbing with.
It's true.
What's wrong with you Juniors? Please don't read it all of a sudden.
I don't like it.
You don't like it, you're just jealous.
It's a combination.
Like a hero's deadly move, you will do it with a calm face.
As a judge, you will judge it with your own cards.
If you say you want to do it all, you will receive 3 prizes.
Now, we will announce the challenger's appearance.
Here you go!
5.5 liters of water in an instant!
It's impossible!
There was a 500 ml one before.
1.5 liters?
100 ml is possible.
100 ml in an instant?
Let's announce the challenger's appearance!
Here you go!
No, I usually do it.
Why do you usually do it?
In the morning, when I don't have much time, I do it instead of eating.
Anyway, cheers!
Congratulations!
I'm worried. I'm scared just looking at you.
Next, we have a big guest from overseas!
Today, he will be showing off his doyatech...
Maginder Z hard rock cover!
Super Roboto!
The invincible power is for our sake
The spirit of justice will rise up
MAGICAL! MAGICAL!
DOCTRICAL!
COME ON!
Aniki!
Yes!
It's amazing that an overseas artist can cover this much.
Right now, there's a lot of Japanese anisongs, anime and US movies.
It's the same for "Odo Song" and "Uchuu Senkai Yamato".
My anisongs are "Magin Gazette", "Great Magin" and "Medley".
They recorded it for me and I'm also doing a world tour.
How old are you?
No, I'm not!
I'm not!
"Yobitai Koui Itomo Cup"!
The rules are very simple.
In 20 seconds, how many balls will go in?
On Monday, 19 balls will go in.
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, good news for Animetal!
Oh, Animetal! How many times has it been released?
Yes! Yes!
The album is currently on sale, Animetal U.S.A. It's a cover of a Japanese anime song.
Yes, it's on sale.
It's on sale right now, right?
Yes, it's on sale.
Oh, it's over there.
Tonight, from 7 p.m., there will be a special edition of "Honeymoon no Tobiro."
Oh, really?
The tag shop will be closed. The juniors will also be closed.
Why did you say "juniors" just now?!
I didn't introduce you.
I'm sorry.
There will be a live concert, right?
Yes, there will be an annual live concert.
And there will be a concert called "Strotchi Berry."
Yes.
The Tokyo concert will be held on November 4th and 5th.
And the first Osaka concert will be held on the 27th.
It will be an all-new story.
Please come and see us!
Yes!
Thank you!
Beatbox!
Oh, there are 20 of them!
There's a lot in there!