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To decide who goes first, let's do rock-paper-scissors and say, "Tamo-san, come on!"
- Please! - Please!
- I'll go first. - Yes, you can go first. - I'll go first.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let me introduce you to our guests.
Starting at 9 tonight, "Because I Can't Love Myself,"
Kaina-san, Yoshitaka Yuko-san, Oshima Yuko-san!
What kind of drama is this?
There are more and more girls who can't fall in love.
It's a story about girls who can't fall in love who get together and work hard for love.
So you're three girls who can't fall in love?
Yes.
I see.
There are many types of girls who think love is a pain.
Girls who haven't been serious about love.
Haven't been serious about love?
Or girls who think love is heavy.
Heavy air is coming in now.
It's different from usual, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's not like AKB's air.
It's like girls' air.
It's heavy.
Heavy air.
Girls' team, do your best!
Thank you!
With the number of guests increasing, there are new guests joining the men's team as well.
Who is it?
Is it one of my juniors?
Really?
Is it not?
It's not.
From Sakerock, Kenta Hamano.
This room is really noisy!
Sakerock? Sakerock?
Yumeiro Futti Comedy.
No, no, no. Please explain.
Please explain.
Explaining...
I don't have it here.
Today...
That's right.
The band...
I'm in a band.
The band called Sakerock.
And...
Mr. Yoshitaka and...
Yes.
Mr. Yoshitaka and you are from the same company, right?
No, we're not.
What?
I'm Amizu and I'm a kakubarizumu.
Kakubarizumu...
There are a lot of words you don't know!
Sakerock...
Before Sakerock...
Kakubarizumu...
Before you came to Itomo Getsubu...
As your companion...
Yes.
I don't know what "companion" is.
You came alone after that, right?
Yes, I came once.
You came once.
You came once, so...
I don't know anything.
You don't know anything?
I really don't know.
A little...
A little more interest...
Two people...
Three people at first...
You came first! You came first!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Why did you come first?
I want you to be interested.
I don't know anything.
It's funny.
I've never done it like this before.
I've done it like this before, but I don't know who it is.
For now, it's the men's team.
The team that gets first place will drink this.
If you get first place, you'll drink Goya's healthy juice, which is good for you but not delicious.
Genki Juice.
I was his junior.
Yes, you were.
It's totally different, isn't it?
It's a little different.
Genki Juice.
Today, Yuma-kun will drink it.
I'll drink it.
It's quite bitter and it doesn't have a unique taste.
Unique?
Forty-two points.
Don't edit it out!
Here are the points.
I asked 20s and 30s girls who are single.
I don't know if it's okay for a guy like me to laugh at the best points.
You have a nice smile.
You can cook.
You're good at talking.
You're strong.
You eat a lot.
You're good at driving.
You're clean.
You can take care of things casually.
You know your home well.
You know good restaurants.
These are the points.
Out of the ten points, about 600 girls who come here every time have collected them.
Let's get started.
First up is the men's team!
This is a disadvantage. It's a disadvantage and it's fun.
This is a woman's feeling.
Does it matter if you eat a lot?
It doesn't matter.
But men like it and women like it.
They say they eat a lot.
Really?
They say it's better to eat without leaving anything behind.
They say it unexpectedly.
It doesn't matter if you're strong or not.
It doesn't matter.
It's not that bad.
But if you have luggage, you're weak, right?
If you eat what you don't have and give it away easily, it's good for you.
I don't know what it is, but I'm following you.
But you're following me, but you're not participating normally.
No.
You're not participating normally.
No, I'm used to being next to you.
My legs and everything have become like this.
But no one is listening to me.
I'm listening, but I'm not listening.
Let's go. Do is bad.
Let's go, Hamura-kun.
Hamura-kun.
You know a lot about household appliances.
Hamura-kun!
Wow, she's the most surprised one here.
Next up is the women's team!
The difference in volume between the right and the left is huge!
I think young people want something like this.
I think smiles are important no matter how old you are.
You eat a lot.
I think people who say "delicious, delicious, delicious" are at the top.
You're talking about two different people!
You're talking about two calories!
Do you know what I mean?
You eat a lot!
If you're a woman in your 20s and 30s and you know how to cook...
You'll be pressured.
That means you're not good at it.
Shall we go for it?
You're better than me, right?
I don't think there's a lot of people who know how to cook.
A lot of people have gathered their opinions.
They're aiming for 9th place.
Right?
Out of all of them, the woman who wants men to be good at cooking is in 9th place.
Next, Ms. Hamano.
Ms. Hamano, Ms. Hamano.
It's like Team Hamano.
Team Hamano.
But we know it now.
Please aim for 9th place.
9th place, 9th place.
Which one do you like better?
The one with more power.
We need a modern woman now.
There is a modern woman.
Yes, there is a modern woman.
Among the band Ms. Hamano is in, what genre of music do you like?
Genre...
What is it?
Is it enough?
What was the instrument?
Trombone.
Chorombo.
Five.
Five!
All of them!
I'm clapping for you, but you said "it's okay"
It was pretty high
Next up is the girls' team!
I feel like I lost confidence
I don't think having secrets is first place
I want secrets, but it's not my main base
It's not first place, but it's not my main base
I want it, but it's too obvious
It's not first place, but girls are clean
If you change the base, it's like you don't like it
If it's obvious, it's first place
As expected, in first place, what you say unexpectedly is "smile".
This kind of stubbornness is probably in first place.
"Unshakable care" = "kindness"
Well, it's a misunderstanding.
It's "kindness", isn't it?
The real kindness is not like that.
You don't know, do you?
You don't know.
"Good driving" is...
You don't think about it much.
Recently, there are less and less "good driving"s.
You like someone you like, but it's not until you become first place.
You seem to like her a lot.
You don't know.
You don't like her, but it's okay.
Good driving
You were about to say it.
The women's team wanted to say "good driving".
The men's and women's teams also wanted to say "good driving".
Open!
There's still 8th place left.
The qualifying team is...
2nd or 3rd place.
2nd or 3rd place?
It's dangerous for 1st place.
I know a good restaurant...
but I don't think it's Kyunto.
I don't know anymore.
You don't know anymore, do you?
But I want you to predict it for us.
1st place, right?
How is it?
I don't eat it often.
It looks like Kyunto.
You're good at talking.
I'm not Kyunto.
You're good at talking, but you don't like it, right?
If you're good at it, you won't ask me, right?
I'll ask you, but I'll talk about me.
I don't like that kind of talk.
Are you sure you're good at talking?
No! Give it back!
Are you sure you're good at it?
I don't think it's 1st place.
Let's go.
I don't think Oishii-yo-mise is 1st place.
That's what I think.
Oishii-yo-mise or good at talking?
Oshima or Oshima-yuko?
Oshima!
I think you're good at talking.
Good at talking doesn't mean you talk a lot.
Good at talking means you listen well.
It doesn't mean you talk a lot.
You eat a lot.
Definitely number one.
Eight!
Eight, eight.
I can't hear you at all!
Female team!
What should we do? There are only dangerous things left.
But I think smiling is the best.
I know, I know!
What are you doing?
You're smiling like a fool!
Shall we go talk?
No, I'm not going anywhere!
Eh? But you're not going anywhere, right?
It's fine, right? I'm good at talking.
Go, go, go!
1st and 1st place are left.
I don't know which one is 1st place.
This is 1st place.
1st or 6th place?
You say it a lot.
Yes, it has a casual smile, so it has higher points.
It's not a casual smile, it's a smile that makes you smile.
What is a casual smile?
Which one is it?
Can you show us a casual smile?
A casual smile? What kind of smile?
If you get close like that, you're really dangerous.
Which one do you think is 1st place?
Both of you are like this.
A smile is fine.
Why do you laugh three times?
What's funny?
The Getsuku team can make a casual smile.
1st and 6th place.
I want a nice smile to be 1st place,
but I don't like it when people around me talk casually.
Which one do you choose?
This one.
This one is 1st place.
Can a nice smile be 1st place?
This one.
Why do you react like that?
Let's let go of our feelings.
We can do it next time.
No, we don't need this.
We have different opinions.
We don't say "no, no, no" to Tamori-san.
That's our Tamori-san's opinion.
If you let go of our opinions, you're in trouble.
A nice smile is not 1st place, right?
It's not 1st place for me.
It's the exact opposite.
Oh, I see.
Then it's just me.
Huh? Which one is number one for you? Which one is number one?
Which one is number one? This one is number one. This one is number one.
This one is open.
Ah, I can't win this one.
Open!
This is bad.
Number six...
Number one!
It's safer than I thought.
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Guesthouse, one, two, three!
We will introduce two episodes about guests.
We will listen to one episode and decide which one is true.
Today's guest is...
Aya Takashima!
It's been since she left the company on the day she left the company.
Since December 31st.
So it was the last time she left?
Yes, it was the last time she left.
It's not that she left because she left.
It's a shock, it's a shock.
I didn't know you'd put me in a company like this.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
Alright, first...
We'll start with episode A!
A wish for happiness on the power spot of your forehead!
1, 2, 3!
A rumor that has been around since the TV show "Mekidai Joshiaru".
It's that if you touch Ms. Otsuka's bag with your left hand with a wish in mind, you'll be happy!
Ms. Takashima has been interested in Ms. Otsuka's bag since she was in charge!
However, she couldn't say it for many years, and at the same time as her graduation, she asked Ms. Otsuka to let her touch it!
It took quite a while, didn't it?
That's right!
Alright, next up is episode B!
Red cheeks and red lips!
1, 2, 3!
During "Mezamashi" TV era, Ms. Takashima had a fever from being in charge of the World Cup Ballet.
That night, she didn't even remove her makeup and was about to pass out.
The next day, Ms. Takashima panicked and fell asleep.
While Ms. Takashima was in a hurry, she painted Ms. Otsuka's bag and went to the studio just before the live broadcast.
Ms. Takashima was about to start "Mezamashi" TV live broadcast!
Is that possible?
Alright, if you have any questions, please ask!
Naomi!
Yes!
What does it feel like to have your picture wiped clean?
What does it feel like to have it wiped clean?
I thought it would be soft, but it's surprisingly hard, like a dango stick.
Dango stick?
It looks hard.
Dango stick is pretty hard, right?
Yes, it is.
I heard it's as hard as a dango stick.
Thank you.
Any other questions?
Yes, um, Mr. Hamano!
That kind of...
Oh, Mr. Hamano.
Oh, it's me, Hamano.
Nice to meet you.
Do you like to push buttons like that?
What are you asking?
You can see something from that question, right?
Do you usually...
I do it quite often on my phone.
Oh, I see.
So you like to push buttons.
Yes.
Any other questions?
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Chingo.
Yes.
I don't think you have this red cheek and red lips, but...
Makeup...
This is...
Um...
Just before the show, what did you and your makeup artist say?
You'll notice it, won't you?
When and at what timing did you notice it?
No...
Um...
I was sleeping with my hair up, so I didn't even look in the mirror and went into the studio...
You look in the mirror, don't you?
Just before the show, everyone pointed it out to me and I was like "Ah!" and...
Um...
I took it off.
Oh...
So you took it off during the show?
I took it off about 30 seconds before the show.
You took it off about 30 seconds before the show?
Yes.
Stupid girl.
Is it true?
No, I mean...
Can you confirm it for me?
If you ask me now, this segment will be over.
Yes, that's right.
Now, if you don't have any other questions...
It doesn't seem like it, right, Ms. Oshima?
Ah...
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
When you were touched by your mother, how did you react?
Ah...
Ah... I closed my eyes.
It's like she's leaving it up to you.
She's like "Touch me as much as you like!"
That's scary.
Now...
If you don't have any other questions...
Yes!
There was one!
It's weird to ring the bell.
Which one is it?
Now...
Please answer which one is the real one.
Go ahead! A or B?
Oh, everyone chose A!
Everyone thinks B is a lie, right?
Now, Takashima-san, please announce the correct answer.
Yes, it was hard to get that painting off, so I borrowed a gum tape, a cloth gum tape, and took it off like this, and it looked like it had a beautiful blush in it, and it turned red.
I thought it was surprisingly good.
Don't you look in the mirror as soon as you wake up?
Especially in the hair salon, because it's in the company, I woke up about 30 minutes before the show and ran into the studio because I thought it was bad.
So you haven't touched it before?
No, I haven't touched it before!
You looked like a real caterpillar!
You look like a caterpillar man!
I'll apologize later.
So you haven't touched it before?
I don't think so. Shona-chan?
Of course I haven't touched it either.
Of course you haven't.
Ota-san and Amigo Ito-san have touched it before.
Itoana?
Itoana.
Ota-san seems to know, but Ito-san, when did you touch it?
What do you mean?
Ito-san touched it during the show.
I see.
Let's move on to the next question.
It's a question from Getsuku.
This program has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
Now, the next topic is from the three of them. First of all, from episode A.
Karina's nature - she's completely an old man inside?
This is difficult.
Karina-san, who goes into any shop by herself.
One day, after work, she goes to a restaurant by herself.
She orders a set of dinner and enjoys it.
The salaryman sitting next to her whines and complains to his boss.
Karina-san, who had been listening for about an hour,
thinks it's funny and complains to the salaryman next to her.
That's cool!
The set of the night is really lively.
Now, let's move on to episode B.
The sleepy princess who is very annoying.
One, two, three.
Yoshitaka-san, who loves sleeping.
She has a bad sleeping habit and, in order to be able to sleep for even a minute or a second longer,
she wears clothes from the next day and sleeps more and more.
One morning, in order to wake her up and wake her up,
she pressed the button over and over again, but for some reason it wouldn't stop.
Later, she asked her friends and found out that
she had been patting her friend's forehead without realizing it!
Is this possible?
Now, if you have any questions, please ask.
Yes, Shingo-kun.
Karina-chan didn't come to eat with me no matter how many times I invited her.
Oh, is that so?
No, it's not like that. The timing is bad.
The day before the show or the next day, it's too early.
When you say "let's go, let's go", Mogomichi-kun,
it's a fashion show tomorrow.
It's a fashion show tomorrow.
Is there really a time when you go like this by yourself?
Yes, there is.
You like going by yourself?
Well, I happened to go outside and, for example, I was going to go for a massage,
and when I thought I'd been out for about an hour, I felt bad about inviting someone.
Then I felt hungry, and I thought I'd eat something, so I went to a grilled chicken restaurant.
You went in by yourself?
I didn't realize you went in by yourself. Why is that?
I go to a gyudon restaurant sometimes.
By yourself?
For about an hour.
To a gyudon restaurant?
It's warm.
I see, you have a good rotation rate.
Another question, Yanagi Ara.
This is question B, but how long can you sleep at most?
The longest I've slept is three days without waking up.
For three days without waking up?
For three days without waking up.
In a good condition?
Then my dad comes into the room and says, "You're going to die!"
Just like that?
Yes.
For three days?
My dad comes in on the third day and says, "You're too late!"
He's been waiting for three days.
If you don't eat for three days, you're fine, right?
That's right.
But you consume energy just by sleeping.
You consume energy.
You don't wake up because you're hungry.
No, I don't.
What do you do when you wake up?
That's your own question.
Why is that?
When you slapped me on the forehead, how did you feel, Mr. Hamano?
Why are you asking me that?
Mr. Hamano.
I'm not Mr. Hamano!
We're close.
We're close, aren't we?
You don't sleep next to me, do you?
As expected.
Even though you're a neutral person.
I'm not neutral.
You're not neutral.
I'm not neutral.
You don't have a good relationship with him.
But you know Mr. Hamano because you're close, right?
No, not at all.
Are you close?
No, I love him.
You're not close.
Are you one-sided?
We're one-sided.
Even when we were acting together, I dreamt of Mr. Yoshitaka every day.
That's scary.
Mr. Takashima, don't be so comfortable.
So you don't know if she's sleeping or not?
I don't know.
Okay, Ms. Tako.
When you woke up in the morning of the third day, how was your condition?
Did you feel any pain?
I was asked to wake me up.
So you're still alive?
You can still do it?
I think I can still do it.
I think you're right.
Okay!
Please tell me if it's A or B.
Go ahead!
B is overwhelmingly high.
It's only Hamano-kun.
Okay, then.
Please announce the correct answer.
Please stick it on the real one.
Like, "It's hard to stop slapping your forehead like that," or something like that?
No, it's like...
I was doing it like this on purpose, and...
And like...
I was going to work, and my friends...
They came after I sent my email, and said...
Hey, you're scary.
I said, "Huh?" and they said...
Huh? Do you think that sound is coming from me?
It's an alarm clock with a really loud sound.
Huh? Do you think that sound is coming from me?
Your friends must have been really mad at you.
And this is episode A, Karina-san.
- Um... - You don't go alone.
- I do. - Oh, you do.
- I don't go after that. - Oh, you don't preach to your salaryman?
- I don't. - But you do.
I like listening to people talk.
I like going out to eat alone.
She's listening! She's listening!
Um, it's not like I'm being selfish or anything.
You know, you can hear people talking.
It's more fun to listen to people talk.
- So it's like observing people. - Yes.
- Is the horror movie set real? - Yes, it is!
Really? That changes my image!
That's all for "Guesthouse 123"!
Call me when you need me!
We'll start in 20 seconds.
Ready, set, go!
Breaking news about the drama...
Yes, starting tonight at 9pm.
It's about women, but I hope men will watch it and use it as a reference for women.
Starting tonight?
Yes, please watch it.
Please watch it!
Oh, Takashima-san!
Yes! Starting tonight, "Ameagari Kesshitai-san" and "Sekai Itte Mitara" were actually like this.
It's a travel show where you can feel like you've been to that country just by covering it thoroughly.
Oh, thank you!
Please watch it!
I'm back!
Oh, I have news about "Doyatech" on Wednesday!
Wednesday, Choimote Hero is born! It's "Doyatech Z"!
If you'd like to watch it, please gather in front of "Alta" in Asakuji the day after tomorrow! We'll be waiting for you!
The result of "Itomo Cup" is...
19... What did I say?
What did I say?
Be gentle.
It was 19.
What about your back?
Nothing in particular.
19.
I know! I know!
19.
It's 19.
Oh, it's "Sumasuma"?
Yes, it's "Sumasuma Special"!
There are many unreleased "bistro" videos and also "lady gaga" videos.
I saw it on the spot.
We'll start with "Getsuku Konya".
We'll see you tomorrow.
Until then...
...thank you!