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Girls' ranking battle. First place goes to...
Let's go straight ahead.
First of all, to decide who will go first, let's do rock-paper-scissors and decide who will go last.
Please.
First place.
First place goes to...
That's all. That's all.
Now, introducing the guests.
Guests, starting at 9 tonight,
"Because I Can't Make Love To You",
Kaina-san, Yoshitaka Yuriko-san...
What kind of drama is it?
There are more and more girls who can't fall in love...
...and girls who can't fall in love are getting together and trying their best in love.
- So you're three girls who can't fall in love? - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
There are various types of girls who think love is a pain in the ass.
- Girls who've never been serious about love. - Never been serious about love.
- Girls who think they're heavy. - There are various types of girls...
...who think love is a pain in the ass.
- It's different from usual, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- It's not an AKB type of atmosphere. - That's right.
- It's a heavy atmosphere. - It's a heavy atmosphere.
This is the girls' team. Please do your best.
Now that the number of travel teams has increased, we have wonderful guests for the men's team as well.
- Are they my juniors? - What?
- Really? - Are you sure?
From Sakerock to Hamano...
Who? Who? Who was it?
This room is really noisy!
Sakerock? Sakerock?
Sakerock to Hamano...
No, no, no. Please explain.
There's nothing here for me to explain.
You know, Sakerock to Hamano is a band.
And...
Mr. Yoshitaka and...
Yes.
Are you from the same company as Mr. Yoshitaka?
No, we're not.
What?
No, we're not.
I'm Amizu and I'm Kakubarizm.
Kakubarizm... Kakubarizm...
Kakubarizm...
Um...
There are a lot of words you don't know!
Sakerock to Hamano...
Before Sakerock...
Kakubarizm... I don't know.
Before Mr. Yoshitaka came to Iitomo Getsubu...
As Mr. Yoshitaka's assistant...
Yes.
I don't know what "assistant" is.
And you met him alone after that, right?
I've been there once.
You've been there once.
I don't know anything.
I don't remember anything.
I don't know anything.
I really don't know.
Wait! Wait for me a little longer!
He came out first! He came out first!
What's wrong?
Why did you come out first?
Wait for me a little longer.
It's funny.
I've never done it like this before.
I've done it like this before, but I don't know who it is.
For now, it's the men's team.
The team that gets first place will drink this.
If you get first place, you'll drink Goya's healthy juice, which is good for you but not delicious.
This is my junior, right?
Yes, yes.
Johnny's junior.
It's totally different, right?
It's a little different.
Let's see what kind of taste it is.
For now, it's Yuma-kun's turn.
Cute.
I'll drink it now!
It's quite bitter and it doesn't have a unique taste.
Unique?
Mmm... 42 points.
Don't give him points!
Here are all the points of "don't give him points"!
20s, 30s, single girls.
I don't know if it's okay for me to laugh at the best points that come to me.
I don't know about this.
Let's see.
Your smile is lovely.
I don't know about this.
You can cook.
You're good at talking.
You're strong.
You eat a lot.
You're good at driving.
You're clean.
You're easy to care for.
You know about home appliances.
You know about good restaurants.
These are the points.
These are the 10 points.
About 600 female customers come here every time.
I see.
Let's get started.
First up is the men's team!
It's a disadvantage.
It's a woman's feeling.
It doesn't matter if you eat a lot?
It doesn't matter.
Women like men who eat a lot.
They say that.
Really?
Yes.
They say it's better to eat without leaving anything.
They say that.
It doesn't matter if you are strong or not.
It doesn't matter.
It's not that bad.
But it's not good if you have a lot of luggage.
If you eat what you don't have and give it away, it's not good.
If you say it like that...
I don't know what it is, but...
But you joined us and you didn't join us normally.
No.
You didn't join us normally, did you?
I'm used to being next to you.
I'm worried about tomorrow.
But no one is listening to me.
I'm talking, but I'm not listening.
Let's go.
Do is bad.
Let's go, Hamura-san.
Hamura-san.
I'm not good at housework.
You're not good at housework.
Wow, Connie is surprised.
Next up is the women's team!
1st place is...
The difference in volume between right and left!
I think young people and teenagers want something like that.
I think smiles are important no matter how old you are.
And you eat a lot.
I think people who know good restaurants are in first place.
You two are different!
You only have calories!
You know what I mean?
You eat a lot!
What's wrong with being able to cook if you're a woman in your 20s and 30s?
You'll be under pressure.
That means you're not good at it.
Let's do it!
You're better than me!
You're not good at it.
I don't think there's a lot of people who can cook.
A lot of people said...
Wait!
I think there's a lot of people who can cook.
I don't know!
You're better than me!
He's the one who can't hold it in!
Out of all of you, the woman who asks men for cooking skills is in 9th place.
Next, Hamano-san!
It's like "Team Hamano"!
But you know it now, right?
Please aim for 9th place.
The one who's strong right now is...
I don't need a modern man.
There's a great man!
What kind of music genre do you play in your band?
Genre...
What is it?
Is that it?
What instrument is it?
Trombone.
Chorombo?
You're strong. What do you think?
I don't think it matters to me.
- Not now? - Not now.
- Not that much? - No.
- Can you do it? - Will it be okay?
- Can you do it? - Yes.
- Can you do it, Hamano-san? - Yes.
Go!
I'm clapping for you, but you said "it's okay"
It was pretty high
Next up is the girls' team
Hot springs?
Hot springs
I feel like I've lost confidence
I don't think it's first place to have a secret
I want a secret, but it's not first place
I see
I want it, but it's too obvious
It's not first place, but girls are clean
Let's go
Basically, it's like you don't like it
It's obvious that it's first place
That's right
In first place, people say "smile"
Smiling is probably first place
Ah, I see
"Unshakable care" = "kindness"
Well, it's a misunderstanding
Yes, yes
It's a misunderstanding
It's a misunderstanding, right?
"Kindness" doesn't mean that
That's not what "true kindness" means
"Good driving" doesn't...
"Good driving" doesn't mean that
The number of people who like it has decreased
It's up to you to like it, but it doesn't matter until you become first place
Oh, I think I like it a lot
It's okay if you like the other team
We don't like it
It's okay, "driving"
We were told so
The women team wanted to go for "driving"
The lower ranks and the women team also aim for 9th place
Can't drive, but can drive well.
Open!
It's dangerous to be in first place already.
Knowing a good restaurant...
I don't think it's Kyunta.
I don't know anymore.
You don't know anymore, right?
But I want the Getsuku team to guess.
Which one is it?
It's in first place, right?
It looks good.
I don't eat it often.
It looks like it's going to be Kunta.
You're good at talking.
It's not Kunta.
I don't like it if you're only good at talking.
But if you're good at it, won't it work?
It will work, but you have to say your own story.
I don't like that kind of thing.
Are you sure you're good at talking?
No! Give it back!
Are you sure you're good at talking?
Are you good at talking?
Which one is it?
I don't think it's in first place.
Let's go.
I don't think it's in first place.
That's what I think.
Huh?
Don't look at me like that!
Oshiyomi is good at talking.
Oshima... Oshima Yuko, which one is it?
I know Oshiomi!
You're good at talking. I think you're in first place.
If you say you're good at talking, it doesn't mean you're good at talking.
If you say you're good at talking, it doesn't mean you're good at listening.
It doesn't mean you're good at talking about yourself.
Eat a lot! Eat a lot!
It's definitely not first place.
It's not first place.
Eighth!
Eighth, eighth.
Tameda-kun, I can't hear you at all!
But I think smiling is the best thing.
I know, I know!
What are you doing!?
No way! I won't do it!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Eh? But isn't this the first time we're doing this?
It's fine, right? We're good at talking.
Go, go, go!
It's fine, right? We're good at talking.
The first place is left.
I don't know which one is the first place.
This is the first place.
Is it the first or the sixth place?
You say it all the time.
That's right. It has a casual smile, so I think it has more points.
It's not a casual smile.
It's a smile that makes you feel something.
Which one?
Which one is it?
I'll show you a nice smile.
A nice smile. What kind of smile is it?
If you get close like that, you're really dangerous.
Which one do you think is the first place, girls' team?
You two are like this, right?
It's a smile. A smile is fine.
Why are you laughing?
What's funny about it?
The girls' team has a nice smile and a casual attitude.
It's first place and sixth place.
I want a nice smile to be first place,
but I wish I could have a casual attitude around me.
Which one are you going for?
This one.
This one is definitely first place.
Will a nice smile be first place?
Why?
Why is the audience reacting like that?
Huh?
It's okay.
Let's let go of our feelings.
We can do it ourselves.
No, no. We don't need this.
It's not like that.
It's not like that for you, Tamori-san.
It's not like that for us, Tamori-san.
If you let go of our opinions, you'll get first place.
A nice smile is not first place, right?
It's not first place for me.
It's the exact opposite of what you said.
Oh, is that so? Then it's only for me.
What? You're going to take responsibility for this?
Who's first? Who's first?
I'm first. I'm first.
Open!
Sixth!
First!
H.R. Kate!
We will introduce two episodes about the guests.
We will listen to one episode and decide which is the real one.
Today's guest is...
Aya Takashima!
It's been since I left the company on that day, December 31st.
- So you left Iitomo last? - Yes, I left Iitomo last.
It's not because of Iitomo though...
- It's not because you left Iitomo last... - It's a shock!
I didn't know you'd join a company like this.
- Thank you for coming today! - Thank you for having me!
Let's start with episode A!
[Episode A]
Wishing happiness for your forehead's power spot!
1, 2, 3!
It's a rumour among TV stars and female celebrities of all ages.
If you touch Ms. Otsuka's forehead with your left hand with a wish, you will be happy!
Ms. Takashima has been interested in Ms. Otsuka's forehead since she was in charge!
However, she couldn't say it for many years, and when she graduated, she asked Ms. Otsuka to touch it!
That's right!
- So it took you quite a while... - That's right!
Let's move on to episode B!
Red cheeks and red eyes!
1, 2, 3!
It's a rumour among TV stars and female celebrities of all ages.
If you touch Ms. Otsuka's forehead with your left hand with a wish, you will be happy!
The next day, Ms. Takashima hurriedly painted her forehead with Ms. Otsuka's painting and went to the studio just before the live broadcast.
It seems that she will soon be on TV!
- Is that possible? - No way!
If you have any questions, please ask!
- Naomi! - Yes!
How do you feel when you touch someone's forehead?
- Oh, when you touch someone's forehead! - Yes!
- How do you feel? - Well...
I thought it would be soft, but it's surprisingly hard like a dango stem!
- Like a dango stem! - It looks hard!
- Dango stems are quite hard! - Yes, they are!
Any other questions?
- Mr. Hamano! - What?
- Mr. Hamano! - Yes, I'm Hamano.
Nice to meet you!
Do you like to push buttons like that?
- What are you talking about? - You're going to say something with that question, right?
- I do it quite often on my phone. - I see.
- So you like pushing buttons. - Yes, I do.
- Any other questions? - Yes!
- Mr. Shingo! - Yes!
- I don't think you've ever had a red blush on your cheeks. - Yes.
- Makeup... - This is because...
What did you and your makeup artist do right before the show?
You noticed it, right?
When and at what timing did you notice it?
No!
I was sleeping with my hair up, so I went into the studio without even looking in the mirror.
You should look in the mirror!
I noticed it right before the show, so I took it off.
- So you took it off during the show? - I took it off about 30 seconds before the show.
- So you took it off about 30 seconds before the show? - Yes.
- You fool! - You fool!
- Is it true? - No, it's not!
- Can you make it up for me? - I just asked you.
- If you ask me now, this segment will end. - That's right.
Any other questions?
Doesn't seem like it.
- Oh, Oshima! - What?
- I'm sorry! Are you okay? - Go ahead.
How did your husband react when you touched his belly?
He closed his eyes.
It's like you're leaving it up to him.
Touch it as much as you like!
If you don't have any other questions...
- Yes! - There was one!
- It's weird to ring the bell. - Which one was it?
- Okay, then! - It's like you're leaving it up to him.
Please answer which one is the real one. Go ahead! A or B?!
- Boom! - This is... - A! Oh, everyone chose A!
- This is... - Everyone thinks B is a lie, right?
- Okay, then! Takashima-san, please announce the correct answer! - Yes!
I couldn't remove the paint from my back, so I borrowed a duct tape, a cloth duct tape, and tried to remove it with force, but it looked like I had a beautiful blush on my face, and it turned red, and it was surprisingly good.
Do you not look in the mirror as soon as you wake up?
Especially in the hair salon, because it's inside the company, I woke up about 30 minutes before the show, and I thought it was bad, and I ran into the studio.
So you've never touched it here?
No, you can't touch it, right?
You said it looked like a real caterpillar!
You're a caterpillar man!
I'll apologize later.
So you've never touched it?
I think so, Shona-chan.
Of course I haven't, but...
Is there really such a rumor?
Oota-san and Amigo Ito-san have touched it.
Itoana?
Itoana.
I don't know about Oota-san, but Ito-san, when did you touch it?
What kind of question is that?
Oota-san and Ito-san have touched it during the show.
I see.
Let's move on to the next question.
It's a question from the three of you.
Welcome.
The next story is from the three of them.
Let's start with episode A.
Their nature is that they are completely old men inside.
Karina-san, who goes into any shop by herself.
One day, after work, she goes to a BBQ restaurant by herself.
She orders a set meal and enjoys it.
The salaryman next to her complains to his boss.
Karina-san, who has been listening for about an hour,
complains to the salaryman next to her.
That's so cool!
The set meal is so fresh.
Let's move on to episode B.
The sleepy princess is very annoying.
Yoshitaka-san, who loves sleeping.
She has a bad sleeping habit.
In order to be able to sleep for as long as one minute and one second,
she wears clothes from the next day and goes to bed.
One morning, in order to wake her up,
she pressed the button over and over again, but for some reason it wouldn't stop.
Later, she asked her friends and found out that
she had been patting her friend's forehead without realizing it.
Is this possible?
If you have any questions, please ask.
Yes, Shingo-kun.
Karina-chan didn't come to eat with me no matter how many times I invited her.
Oh, is that so?
No, it's not like that.
The timing is bad.
The day before the show or the next day, it's too early.
When you say "let's go, let's go",
it's because it's a fashion show tomorrow.
Because it's a fashion show tomorrow.
Is it really possible for you to go alone like this?
Yes, it is.
You like going alone.
Going alone.
I happened to go outside.
For example, I thought of going for a massage.
When I thought I'd been out for about an hour,
I felt bad about inviting someone.
I was hungry.
I thought I'd eat something.
So I went to a grilled chicken restaurant.
You went in by yourself.
You didn't even notice.
You went in by yourself.
I don't know, I go to the gyudon shop too.
By yourself?
For about an hour.
To the gyudon shop?
It's warm.
Ah, I see, you have a good rotation rate.
Now, another question. Yes, Yanagihara.
This is a B question, but how long can you sleep at most?
No, the longest I've slept is 3 days without waking up once.
I slept for 3 days.
You slept for 3 days?
I slept for 3 days.
In a healthy state?
But my dad came into the room and said, "You're going to die!"
Just like that?
Yes.
For 3 days?
The dad who came in for the 3rd day must have thought it was too late.
He waited for 3 days.
The dad who waited for 3 days.
If you don't eat for 3 days, does that mean you're fine?
That's right.
But sleeping alone consumes energy, doesn't it?
Of course it does.
You don't get up because you're hungry, do you?
No, I don't.
What do you do when you wake up?
I'll ask you a question on my own.
I'll ask you a question.
Why is that?!
When you slapped me on the forehead, how did you feel, Hamano-san?
Why are you asking me that?!
Hamano-san.
It has nothing to do with you!
We're good friends!
You don't sleep next to me, do you?
Even if you're a neutral person...
I'm not neutral!
You're not neutral?!
I'm not neutral!
Your relationship with him is always...
But you know Hamano-kun because you're good friends, right?
No, that's not it...
You're good friends?!
No, I love him.
You're not good friends?!
It's one-sided!
Even when we were acting together, I dreamt of Yoshitaka-san every day.
En!
That's scary.
Takashima-san, don't be such a comfortable princess.
So you don't know if she's a sleepy princess or not?
I don't know.
Yes, Tako-san?
When I woke up in the morning of the third day, how was my condition?
Did you feel any pain?
I felt like I had been woken up.
So you feel like you're still alive?
So you can still do it?
I think I can still do it.
If you can't wake up?
I think you're right.
So!
Please tell me if it's A or B.
Go ahead!
So B is overwhelmingly high.
It's only Hamano-kun.
So, please announce the correct answer.
Please stick it on the bottle.
Like, "I can't stop slapping my forehead like this."
No, it's like...
I was doing it like this.
And like...
I was going to work, and my friends came after I sent my email.
And they said, "Hey, you're scary."
And I said, "Huh?"
And they said, "Huh? You think that sound is coming from me?"
It's an alarm clock that makes a really loud noise.
And I said, "Huh? You think that sound is coming from me?"
Your friends must have scolded you a lot.
And this is episode A, Karina-san.
You don't go alone, do you?
I do.
Oh, you do.
But I don't go after that.
Oh, you don't preach to your salaryman?
No, I don't.
But I do like listening to people talk.
Like, going out to eat alone...
She's listening! She's raising her ears!
It's not like I'm being quiet or anything.
But you can hear people talking.
Like, "Hey, boss."
It's fun to listen to people talk.
So it's like observing people, right?
Is the Horoyoi set true?
Is the Horoyoi set true?!
Wow, your image has changed!
That's all for "Guesthouse 123"!
For the drama announcement...
It starts at 9 p.m.
It's about women who can't fall in love.
I hope men will watch it and use it as a reference for women.
It starts tonight.
Yes, please watch it!
It starts tonight.
When I went around the world with Mayagari Keshitai-san,
this is what it really was like.
It's a travel show where you can feel like you've been to that country just by watching it.
Thank you!
Wednesday, Doyatec's announcement.
Wednesday, Choi Motehiro's birthday, Doyatec Z.
Those who wish to participate, please gather in front of Alta in Asakuji the day after tomorrow. We're waiting for you!
The results of the Itomo Cup are...
19... What am I saying?
What am I saying?
It was 19th place.
Announcements?
Nothing in particular.
19th place.
I know! I know!
19th place.
It's 19th place.
Hey! Oh! Today!
"Suma Suma"?
Yes, it's "Suma Suma" special.
There are many unreleased "bistro" videos and "lady gaga" videos as well.
I saw it on the spot.
From next month's "konya"...
Yes, yes.
It will finally start.
Thank you.
That's all for "konya".
See you again tomorrow.
See you again.