AISubs v3.7
I'll catch you with my Marshmallow Hooks, which I'll catch you out of this house in one shot!
Please take care of me as Noonboys tonight.
Thank you for having me!
I'll be on the radio on Wednesday.
Let me introduce you one by one.
I've been coming out of there, so I'm a little excited.
I feel uncomfortable.
You feel uncomfortable?
I feel uncomfortable.
Should I bring it back?
No, no, it's okay.
I'm going to get used to it from now on.
Thank you for having me!
Let me introduce you one by one.
A dream-like picture that emerged during the idol warring era!
- Here it is! Here it is! - You're doing well, aren't you, Sensei?
- A male humorous guest becomes the female idol he wants to be and takes a picture.
- Ah, this is interesting! - I'll give you three copies. - You don't know, do you?
- This is difficult. - You didn't know, did you, Sensei?
- I didn't know it was you, Yama-chan! - Who? - Yama-chan! Yama-sato!
- Oh, I don't know that. Yama-sato... - Sensei doesn't know it, does he?
- That's why... - Yeah! - This is... - Yeah!
- It's been a while since I've been called "Yama-sato". - That's right.
- But you didn't know it at all, did you? - I didn't know it. - I didn't know it.
- It's similar, isn't it? - Is it similar? I don't know what you're reacting to.
- No, I don't think you should say that. - It's cute!
- Now, this is the theme of the "picture-taking" that we will be doing today!
Carry Pamu Pamu
It's hard to say, isn't it?
I can't say anything!
There's a trick to saying it.
Use your "pa" power.
Carry Pamu Pamu
Pamu Pamu
Carry Pamu Pamu
Pamu Pamu Pamu
I can't say it!
Here's the first one!
How is it?
It's pretty good, isn't it?
Here's the first one!
You're almost covering it up!
You're hiding it too much!
But your eyes are really pretty!
Your eyes are pretty, aren't they?
Your eyes are pretty!
You look like a handsome guy!
Shake your fingers! Shake them!
Your hair is...
Your hair is amazing!
It's true!
Huh?
Is it a joke?
Huh?
Your hair...
Your hair is amazing!
It's pretty hairy!
It's amazing!
It's hairy "Pamu Pamu"!
"Pamu Pamu"!
You can say anything "Pamu Pamu"!
Hairy "Pamu Pamu"!
Well, it's really hairy, isn't it?
It's really hairy, isn't it?
"Hairy Pamu Pamu"!
Who is it?
This is hard!
I've seen something like this once!
Yes, there is!
There is for sure!
Then, let's introduce our first guest to our fans!
It's this person!
I'm not surprised, I'm happy!
This is not a laugh!
It's a laugh!
It's not a bad laugh, it's more like a handsome one!
His reaction is totally different from last time's YamaSaku!
He's really happy!
He's not handsome!
He's happy!
He's not happy!
He's happy!
He looks like a man!
Don't you know?
His eyes are beautiful!
Aren't his fingers really short?
What did you say?
Aren't his fingers really short?
People who have short fingers don't know him!
Then, is his back Tanaka?
His fingers are short!
What are you thinking about?
I don't know!
Let's go to our second guest!
I know who it is!
Ken Shimura?
No, it's not him!
Oh, Kim Ken?
That's right!
I'm a man.
I'm sure there is.
There's always been.
I know what it is.
Right?
Yeah.
Huh?
Huh? Isn't he good-looking?
Good-looking? Well, it's a shame.
It's not that he's good-looking.
He has a big face.
It's pretty obvious.
His face is pretty obvious.
Speaking of cameramen,
we asked our guests who look good in women's clothes to pose more than usual.
We were told that we wanted to use the photos we took on our phones as waiting screens,
but we didn't like it.
I see.
Huh? I don't know.
His arms are pretty thick and his shoulders are pretty good.
His shoulders are good.
But if you're hiding your mouth, it means you're worried about your mouth, right?
Yeah.
If you show your mouth, you'll know.
Oh, I see.
Huh?
I don't know.
A frog's voice is coming back.
Is it okay? Is it okay?
It's not a frog's song.
It's not a frog's song. Is it okay?
Gussan, you're wrong!
I'm wrong!
You're wrong.
Gussan, you suddenly stopped and started dancing again.
Hey!
You're fast!
You're really fast!
Do you have any questions for our guests?
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Are you a duo?
That's right.
You're wrong. You're wrong.
You're wrong.
You're really being fooled.
Guests!
Yes?
Are you chosen as a duo?
If you think of us as a duo, we look like gold.
What do you mean?
If you think of us as a duo, we look like gold.
What?
Wow!
Even guests who know the answer are surprised!
What do you mean?
A duo, a duo.
A duo?
Yes, a duo.
Have you met them before?
Maybe it's our first meeting.
Have you ever met AKB48 as a group?
We're not a group.
What?
Do you always talk so slowly?
No, not at all.
Not at all?
No, not at all.
Then, are you older or younger than me?
Well...
Are you older than me?
Or are you younger than me?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Then, are you older than me?
I'm older than you.
What?
I'm older than you.
But...
Yes?
I'm older than you.
Isn't it too late?
It's not too late.
Only...
I may have been born earlier than you.
Gussan.
Let's check the profile.
Yes.
Zank.
Yes.
Zank.
You don't have to say it like you're playing mahjong.
Wuhan.
Yes.
3,900 points.
B, 91.
B, first.
W, 85.
W, first.
H, 95.
This is a nice party.
Meltomo.
Really?
Yakushimaru Hiroko?
You're just sending emails without permission.
Yakushimaru Hiroko?
I'm also Yakushimaru Hiroko.
Yakushimaru Hiroko?
Nice to meet you.
What are you doing there for no reason?
Isn't Yakushimaru Hiroko similar to you?
Then how did you meet Yakushimaru Hiroko?
We played together in a movie.
At that time, we only exchanged a couple of times.
Then you can't say Meltomo.
You were in a movie.
Sorry for Yakushimaru-san.
You were in a movie.
What was the movie called?
"Witch's Table Tennis".
Anime?
It's not anime.
"Totoro next door".
"Senior in college".
You already know it.
"Nichidai art".
But it's young.
Then it's a combination, right?
It's a combination, right?
Yes, it's a combination.
Yes, that's right.
You can't say that!
He said it!
The person who asked is in the back!
Why? Why?
You left me behind, didn't you?
Disqualified! Disqualified!
Why did you leave me behind?
I'm serious!
What was there? Tell me!
Maybe there was nothing behind.
What was there? Tell me!
What is this?
Memories!
Can I say it alone?
You're singing too?
I mean...
It's like this...
What?
Can I say it?
Golden white?
I want to eat it!
This is it!
Yes!
Yes, that's correct!
I see, I see!
You know it, right?
Say it out loud.
Gori-san.
Yes, that's correct!
No, no, it's a combination, so I'll say it.
You said it, didn't you?
I said it.
I don't know if it's a combination or not, but you said it.
I thought you weren't there at all.
I thought you were alone.
By the way, you also played cards.
That's right, I also played cards.
I also played "carry, permit, permit".
You didn't try to do it! You're a dangerous woman!
No, my partner wore this costume first and then I wore it.
And then my partner's hair got stuck and I lost my temper.
That's terrible.
No, you do have hair.
That's right.
No, it's this hair.
Hair?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I thought you'd reveal it with your hair.
No, I...
More hair.
That's right, I cut my hair in a flash.
But it's more, right?
On the contrary, this is different.
For now, it's still shallow.
It's shallow.
It's not like this.
It's good that you're excited about it, but...
Can you say "it's okay to laugh"?
"It's okay to laugh" is brought to you by the following sponsors.
It's okay to laugh
I said it in the book!
Why are you singing like Take-chan?
It's a game where you have to guess the name of a rare animal or a beast.
There will be 4 pictures of beasts, so guess the name and picture given to each team.
This is hard!
If you get 10 questions right, you will receive a super luxurious gift!
Now, let's introduce our teacher.
Professor Thief!
I'm not a thief!
I'm Professor Take-chan. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Last week, we introduced you to Ratel.
Ratel!
This is the most searched word on Google.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Ratel!
It's cute like this, but it's not scary at all.
Even a lion will be scared of it.
It will cut you off right away.
It's a venomous and sweet animal.
It might become a regular item someday.
No, it won't!
It's a Meso-Russian animal.
It will cut you off so much.
No, it won't!
To commemorate our first place, we will make a Ratel T-shirt.
Are you kidding me?!
The back is gone!
It's gone!
Why isn't it left behind?!
For the correct team, you'll get a T-shirt as a present.
Oh, a Latin T-shirt!
You don't look like you'd be happy about it.
Now, each team will draw a card with your team member's name on it.
[Draw a card with your team member's name on it]
What do we do?
In the middle, in the middle!
1, 2, 3!
Don!
Indori?
Indori!
Indori.
Butchikuskus.
Wataboshi Panshe.
Wataboshi sounds obvious.
This is the easiest one.
We say "watabo" all the time.
Indori is a bird, right?
Indori.
Indori is a bird, right?
Everyone, from the first card, if you think this is it, you don't have to answer the first one.
You can just say "watabo" and that's it.
You can change your answer, right?
I wonder if it's number 3...
Now, let's see the photo of the bird.
Let's see the photo of the bird.
The first photo of the bird.
Open!
It's Indori.
It's Indori!
It's an Indonesian bird, so it's Indori.
Indori!
Is it okay?
Is this a free question?
But you're screaming too much.
You can go.
Let's go for now.
If we see another Indian bird, we'll get lost again.
It's not open, is it?
What is it?
There's something red on top of it.
Red.
It's really red.
It's Indori.
Indori is this.
Even if you say it's an Indonesian bird, it's...
It's Indori.
It's an easy question.
What will happen?
Let's see another one.
The second photo of the bird.
Open!
Made in the jungle of Central and South America, it is an acrobatic bird with thin leaves swallowed up in its mouth.
- Is it a cotton hat? - It is a cotton hat, isn't it?
- Hey! - What is this?
- You are underestimating me! - Hey!
- Is it a cotton hat?
- You should do it in kindergarten next year! - Then, let's see the third one.
Made in the jungle of Madagascar, it is a bird with only a few hundred birds in the world and its eyes are curled up.
- This is a little ticklish. - It is not laughing at all.
- Right? - It is not ticklish at all.
- It is not angry at all. - It is not angry at all.
- Then, let's see the fourth one. - Its eyes are curled up.
This is the fourth one.
Made in tropical rainforests and mangroves such as the Southern Hemisphere, it is a soft and plush-like hand- touching bird.
- It is laughing a little, isn't it? - It is ticklish and laughing.
- The person who saw it will feel ticklish. - Look at it.
- Look at it. It has a better sense of smell. - It has a funny face.
- This is it. This is it. - The person who found it will definitely laugh.
- But, isn't it "buchi"? - Do you say "kusukusu" in foreign countries?
- Right? - Even in Japan, we say "kusukusu" and laugh.
- In Japan, we say "kusukusu". - Because it is not "buchi".
- That's right. - In a sense, it is like "wattaboshi".
- If it is "buchi", then it is "b". - Isn't it "b"?
- Isn't it too obvious? - If it is "b", then it is "b".
- What should we do? - If it is "buchi", then it is "b".
- It is "b". - It is "b". - We are "b".
- We are "b". - That's right.
- It is like "buchi". - Isn't it "buchi"?
- Then, should we go for "c"? - Should we go for "c"? This is "indori".
- It is not like "b". - "Indori".
- If it is "b", then it is obvious. - That's right.
- This is "indori". - This is "indori".
- There is "ura no ura" too. - Is there any hint?
- We will give you a hint later. - Let's give them a hint.
I'll give you a hint after you listen to it.
- Let's give them a hint. - Which hint? - Let's give them a hint. - A hint? - Yes, a hint.
No. 2 is the chorus that is sung in a group.
- It's so easy. - It's the chorus. - It's that easy? - It's sung in a family.
- In order for you to know where the group is, you have to raise your head and cry at the same time. - You have to confirm it.
- It's a loud chorus. It's so beautiful. - It's a beautiful chorus. - It's like a trumpet. - A trumpet? - It's like a bird. - It's like a bird? - It's like a bird.
- That's how you cry. - It's "wataboshi panse". - "Wataboshi panse". - Isn't it a dessert? - It's a dessert. - Let's say "panse". - Yes.
"Wataboshi panse" is a one-sided love where a dad raises a child.
- How can you know this?! - You can't tell even if we say it. - You can tell. - It's very gentle. - You can definitely tell. - You can definitely tell. - Your dad is very gentle. - But we rely on him the most.
- Even if he's always with you, he doesn't say anything. - Dad, you should rely on your dad. - But I think C is the one that we can rely on. - Where are their ears? - That's right. - Right?! - No... Huh?! - Where are their ears?
Well, it's like you're trying to induce it.
Yeah.
The cotton hat panther itself, when you call it by its cry, it sounds like "pipi, pipi".
"Pipi"?
"Pipi, pipi".
"Pipi"?
It's cute.
It's cute?
"Pipi"?
It sounds cute and like it's crying.
It's not like it's saying "pipi" when it dies.
Hey, you! Bleh!
Do you want "buchiksukusu"?
Please do "buchikusuku".
"Buchikusuku", okay.
"Buchikusuku"?
"Buchikusuku" is short-tempered and easy-to-cut beast.
What? Easy-to-cut?
Then it's fine.
This is also like...
It looks like it's really angry, but because it's big...
It's easy to cut.
It's not easy to cut.
It's easy to cut.
It likes to be alone.
And when it gets close...
It goes "kihihi" and gets angry.
"kihihi"?!
It shakes its legs and gets angry.
It shakes its legs?!
By the way, Cuscuskibi is...
It has a bad breath and smells bad.
It smells bad?!
Then it's either "b" or "d".
Well, you know...
It smells bad...
It's like "shall we get off?"
Shall we get off the tree?
It's like "shall we get off?"
Should we go?
shall we get off?
Is "c" okay?
Okay!
"c" or "d"?
It won't get angry at all!
It's "c"!
Okay, it's decided!
c
Oh, it's "c"!
What did you decide, junior team?
Well, it's...
It's "c" again!
It's either "b" or "d", right?
It's not like "I found it!"
It's "buchikusukutsu".
It looks pretty.
And it smells bad.
It looks like it has a bird-like pattern.
Well, yeah.
"indri".
"indri" is also...
"indri".
I wish we could move it.
Okay, let's see the answer.
Which one should we start with?
d
Let's start with "d"!
It's the first impression!
It doesn't look dirty at all!
It's not dirty at all!
Actually...
It's really pretty.
This is an animal that lives in Madagascar.
For Europeans,
this is
the most beautiful mammal in the world.
It moves very slowly
and elegantly.
When you touch it,
it feels like a fluffy sheep's fur.
It's beautiful!
When you touch it,
it makes a "kiii" sound.
How big is it?
It's a little bigger than a cat.
It's about 50cm.
It weighs about 5kg.
There's a picture of it when it's angry.
It's a bull!
It's not a bull!
It doesn't look like a bull at all!
Actually,
this is a bull.
The one I showed you earlier is a female.
Oh, I see!
It's a female bull.
But when I saw "bull",
I knew it smelled bad!
By the way,
it's the same type as kangaroos and corals.
It's cute!
But it smells bad.
It smells weird.
Let's say "c"!
c
You're a liar!
I wanted you to think that "indori" is a bird, but thank you.
Wait a minute!
You're doing a chorus in the morning?
Yes, I do a beautiful chorus.
This?
I climb up a tree and sing in a very beautiful voice.
What kind of voice is it?
For example, like a whale or a dolphin, there's a voice like a trumpet.
It's like that.
What kind of "indori" is it?
Sing "indori"!
It's "indori".
That's enough.
Actually, "indori" comes from the name "endorina".
The first scholar who went to find it said, "endorina, endorina".
"endorina" is a polite English word for "look at me".
"endorina", "endorina" is more like "look at me", "endorina", "endorina", "indorina"
That's why it's "indori".
I'm looking at both "a" and "b" at the same time.
You're a liar!
I'm glad you found it.
This way of removing it is ugly.
All of you are wrong!
Wait a minute! A hero is born! How do you eat it, Z?!
In this segment, heroes will show off their special skills.
The judges will judge the heroes with their own cards.
If all the losers are chosen, you will receive 30,000 yen in prize money!
Today's guest is...
Super Girls!
Their average age is 16.7 years old.
They were formed in June 2010.
Out of 7,000 people, only 12 people chose them as idols.
Sasha Ara-chan looks upset.
I'm not!
She's smiling!
As an AKB member, she's like a rival.
But we're in the same business.
We're in the same business.
That's right.
Here is today's special skill!
Even though you're an idol, you break a board in karate!
You're as close as my daughter.
What about you, Sashiko?
Me?
Are you an Ami-chan fan?
I like Ami-tan.
You like her, don't you?
Yes, I like her.
I read Sashihara-san's blog every day!
What?! Really?!
What blog?!
The blog you're using doesn't exist!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Now, let's have the judges.
Oh, it's the judges.
Now, let's have the challengers.
Here they are!
24-year-old from Chiba!
Acrobat and bogey-touch!
Can you get angry at me?
Like, "You bastard!"
Please get angry at me!
You bastard! What do you think you're doing?!
I see. That's cool.
Please give us your evaluation.
Thank you very much. Next challenger, please come in!
22-year-old From Kumamoto!
He used to throw 3 balls a day, but this time he's going to spin 5 balls!
Yes, he's going to spin the ball, right?
He used to throw 3 balls a day, but today he's going to try 5 balls.
Spin?
Yes.
That's...
He's quiet.
He's really doing it at his own pace.
Wow, amazing!
It's like spinning a plate!
Is it okay?
It takes a lot of time!
Do it at your own pace!
Wow, amazing!
Do your best!
Wow, amazing!
This is...
What's wrong with you?
I can't do it!
Well, then, please give us your judgment!
I know you can do it with your eyes, but you can't do it with your hands!
What's wrong with you?
It suddenly opened!
Please give it back!
It opened!
We don't have enough heroes in Japan!
We don't have enough special robots in Strange Band!
Next week, we will gather in Asakushi for Ultraman!
Join us and destroy it!
Do you want me to call you?
It's a heavy car.
You say it's a supercar.
We'll be doing a live show.
Yes, yes, yes.
Tomorrow, Friday.
Toho Cinema 6, and all other cinemas are closed.
We're doing a live show on all 8 cinemas.
We're also a Cinétama.
Yes, we are.
For the "Mokuyo Nandemo" contest...
We're doing a mega-diet contest.
We hope you'll enjoy it!
Will you come again tomorrow?
We hope you'll come again tomorrow!