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I'm Erika Mita, a TV news anchor.
I'm very nervous because it's my first time.
I'd like to ask a few words to this woman, a newly appointed regular.
Finally, it's time to bet.
Let's go!
Thank you very much.
Johnny's is weak.
I love Johnny's.
Thank you very much.
The juniors will move from the woodwork club.
This is rare, isn't it?
As expected, if you're not a junior, you can't drink coca-cola.
I've been there, I've been there, and I'll be there for a long time, so thank you.
And today's new member is me, AKB48, Sashihara Nino.
How old are you now?
I'm 18 years old.
18 years old!
The youngest regular member.
I'm not 17 years old.
You look very nervous.
I'm very nervous, but I'll do my best.
Are you afraid of the general election?
I'm not afraid of it.
Are you nervous about the general election?
I'm very nervous.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You should be more and more nervous from now on.
Why are you saying that?
People all over the country are watching you.
Thank you for your cooperation.
When you want to become an idol,
if you become an idol,
please take a picture of your dream!
That's interesting!
Wow, the title is too long!
It's hard to read!
It's too long!
A married guest of all ages takes three pictures of an idol they want to be.
While looking at them, they decide who they want to be.
Even so, the title is too long!
Isn't this picture too cruel?!
What if I were a high school girl?
Me too!
Today's theme is "what if I were a high school girl?"
It's been a while!
How have you been?
It's been a while!
Nice to meet you!
I'm looking forward to it!
Are you doing it now?
I'm doing it now!
What will happen?!
The first picture is OK!
She's an idol, isn't she?
I haven't heard of her.
Even though I'm Sasiko...
Even though I'm AKB...
9th place.
9th place!
That's right!
Before that?
Last time it was 19th place.
19th place?!
Yes, I got 9th place in one year.
What does "even though" mean?
It's like...
From 19th place to 9th place...
Even though I'm Sasiko...
You're cheeky!
Even though I'm Sasiko...
You've worked hard for it!
Yes.
That's why people call me "even though I'm Sasiko".
People call you "even though you're Hanako"...
"Even though you're Hanako"...
There's no way I'd be in it!
If you don't do anything about it, it's an election.
It's an election.
Even though I'm Sasiko, I do other things like gravure.
People say things like you don't have confidence in yourself.
That's right.
You're the center next.
It's a little strict.
I think it's a little strict in one year.
It's strict.
I'll do my best.
From 160th place to 9th place...
From 160th place...
From 19th place to 10th place...
Yes.
Hey, guess it!
Who is it?
Guess it!
Who is it?
Me?
It's not "zazzan" and "cola" anymore!
I don't know!
Why is it "cheetah" and "pachinko"?
It's like everyone is hiding their faces.
Who is it?
How is it?
Why are you hiding your face?
I don't know.
Your eyes are beautiful, right?
That's probably it.
Your eyes are beautiful, right?
It's fine.
You said you don't have confidence in yourself.
Your eyes are beautiful, right?
I don't know.
This is it!
You'll be surprised.
What?
Let's call in the company's guests.
The bad guest is this person!
He's changed a lot!
What's with the smirk?
It's because he's hiding his beard.
I know!
Who is it?
It's because he's hiding his beard.
That's right.
It's not like that at all.
Kendo Komashi!
It's because he's hiding his beard.
He's been dating for a long time and he's always hiding his beard.
I thought he was hiding his beard.
No, no. He doesn't have a beard.
No beard at all.
His hands are big, right?
How big is his hand?
It's not bad. It's not bad.
Is it big?
It's not bad.
Because it's this round.
Who wants to go second?
You don't have to be so cocky.
Just go normally.
Sometimes I don't go.
Sometimes you don't go.
You don't, right?
Please go.
Who wants to go second?
What's this?
What?!
So this is totally different?
Zassou Damashii
What's this "Zassou Damashii"?
This is my general election catchphrase.
Ah, like "zassou" (weed)
"Zassou" means I'm 19th place, but...
Not "zassou" (weed)
I'm 19th place, but I'll work harder!
Zassou Damashii
What?!
I think I know what it is.
"Zassou"?
Is it "zassou" (weed)?
"Zassou" (weed)
"Zassou" is a little different.
Ah, a little.
The atmosphere is a little different.
His nose is very well-fitted.
What?!
His nose is well-fitted.
His nose bridge is straight?
His impression of his face is not very good.
Why?
His impression of his face is not good!
Don't do it!
(singing)
He doesn't look like that at all!
His lips are beautiful!
I don't know at all!
He doesn't look like that at all!
Is it a comedy?
Maybe!
His reaction is probably comedy!
Did you say "hint"?
Yes!
It's a comedy!
Comedy!
But you don't have an impression of his face, do you?
Idiot!
I don't have an impression of his face at all!
What do you mean?
Partially, I don't have an impression of his face.
You don't have an impression of his face!
Comedy!
What?
He's not Suzuki of "Drunk-Drunk".
You know him?
He doesn't have an impression of his face!
Can we ask someone a question?
Yes, you can.
As a guest?
Yes, as a guest.
Are you in a duo?
Duo...
Yes, I'm in a duo...
Duo?
What?
What are you saying?
Thank you for asking.
Duo!
But you don't have an impression of his face!
Yes, I do.
What?
I don't know!
You're in a duo, but you don't have an impression of his face!
Hint!
You're in a duo, but you don't have an impression of his face!
Duo!
So that's how it is!
Wow!
You don't have to come out anymore.
Let's start.
Please show us the third picture.
You don't know, right?
Yes, we don't know.
You don't know, right?
You don't know?
You don't know, right?
It's about time!
We'll send you a live broadcast of the show.
Please start!
I...
In front of the pearl!
Yes! Are you participating? Please let me participate!
I had a lot of things to say just now!
Because you are a Momokuro fan, right?
What are you talking about?!
I love you!
You love AKB Momokuro, right?
Excuse me!
What do you think of it?
Thank you very much!
You haven't said it yet!
Thank you!
I see, you haven't said it yet.
It's tough, it's tough.
A rare tool will appear. It's a photo, right?
Yes.
And you have to guess it. It's a simple corner.
You have to guess it.
If you answer 10 more questions correctly...
Oh! There is something!
What?!
A super luxurious product will appear!
What?!
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is!
You haven't decided it yet, right?
I haven't decided it yet.
I wonder what it is...
Let me introduce you to a teacher who will give you special hints about pearls.
Oh!
Huh?
Teacher Saksa!
I'm Saksa Kazuki-sensei! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Kaz...
Masa!
Kaz Masa-san!
Nice to meet you!
It's hard for me to say your name, isn't it?
You were born in Shimane Prefecture and now you are here.
You surprised me!
I'll explain it to you properly.
He is a very knowledgeable teacher.
I'll give you a hint.
Yes, please!
Thank you!
Now, each team will draw a card with your friends' names written on it.
Yes!
We'll draw it all at once.
Let's draw it all at once.
Yes!
Which one is it?
Why are you two drawing it?
It's not like we're drawing it, it's like we're giving it away!
Is it okay?
We'll draw it all at once!
Yes!
All at once...
Wow!
Laertel!
Zorilla!
Haneo Zupai!
Haneozupai! Haneo Zupai!
Isn't it 'lucky'?
It's 'lucky'.
We know when we see it!
How would it be?
The bird builds up here, so one of them is incorrect; then you'd grade it for yourself.
But 'haneozupai' must be for the parachuit.
- That's not it! - Then, perhaps a gorgeous bird might be referred to as 'zopai'.
- Nope, it's 'odsupai'! - It is 'odsupai'!
- 'Zorilla' is also incorrect. - It's 'odsupai'!
It's 'zorilla'!
Elephant and gorilla.
Right? Something like that.
Nose-long gorilla.
Neck-long giraffe.
That's normal. Neck-long giraffe is a giraffe.
Let's go to the first picture.
Here is the first picture.
It's a phantom beast with a cute face that lives in the jungle of the Malay Peninsula.
It's still early.
For now.
Is there any picture that fits this picture in the first picture?
It's still early.
It's not a gorilla.
Gorilla is bigger.
It doesn't have wings.
Let's go to the next picture.
It's an African medium-sized creature.
Its head to back is covered with white hair.
It's a gorilla.
It looks like a gorilla.
It's a pig gorilla.
Is there a pig gorilla?
It's a puffer pig.
It's not a puffer pig.
It's a mountain village.
It's not a puffer pig.
Why don't you bring a white one?
Don't say that about Shizu-chan.
I'm working hard.
It's a red-faced gorilla.
Isn't its head a little like a feather?
This is a gorilla!
It's a gorilla!
It's not easy to love a gorilla.
It's creepy!
It's different from the others.
It's amazing!
It's a kangaroo gorilla.
No, no, no. It's a person who knows about gorillas.
It's a person who knows about gorillas.
There's one more.
Let's look at one more.
It's a long, fluffy tail that lives in Africa.
This is also like a rater.
It's a feathered rater.
There's no such thing as a feathered rater.
It's a rater.
I think I know what it is.
I don't know about this.
It's a feathered rater.
I think I know what it is.
I don't want to go to C.
Do you want to move?
It's a feathered rater.
I think I know what it is.
Well, well, go ahead.
For now, please go to C.
Are you wearing it?
Not yet! Not yet!
I'm going to remove it!
It's a feathered rater.
What did you do to the rater?
We did it to the rater.
Why did you do it to the feathered rater?
Somehow, the rater's English is overlapping.
That's right.
Feathered rater?
I think it's a feathered rater.
Right?
It has a feather-like thing.
It's stuck in a tree branch, so I think it'll fly.
So it's a feathered rater.
There's no doubt about it.
It's a zorrilla.
It's not a zorrilla.
It's a zorrilla, right?
If it's not a zorrilla, I'll call it a zorrilla.
It's a feathered rater.
Why is it a zorrilla?
Isn't it a zorrilla?
It's already a zorrilla.
Then why is it a feathered rater?
It's like it's flying.
It looks like it's going to fly and make a feather.
Other raters probably don't fly, right?
Which one are you?
I'm a feathered rater.
Three of you?
Oh, there you are! Sorry!
You didn't even notice me.
Why are you doing it alone?
This is a team.
Why is it a rater?
It looks cute, so I thought it would fit a cute name.
I thought it was the cutest.
But I was surprised that she was worried about it, too.
It's like, "I'm rater."
Rater can change into a cute or cool name.
It can change into a cute or cool name.
It's like, "I'm rater, but what?"
It's either a gorilla or a feathered rater.
It's either B or C.
This one is either a skunk or a squirrel or a bat.
The engine is either B or C.
I said "skunk," didn't I?
I see, I see.
Do you want a clue?
Yes, we do!
Because Mr. Saku hasn't done anything yet.
Mr. Saku, you're not a beast, are you?
No, I'm fine.
Mr. Saku, you're Dr. Thief.
I'm not a thief!
Your mustache doesn't look like one.
You're a bearded gorilla.
I'm not a bearded gorilla!
Mr. Saku, there's an answer here, so please hide it.
Mr. Saku!
Mr. Saku, can you see it?
I'm sorry, but I'm not used to it yet.
You're not used to it.
Mr. Saku, please give us a clue about the life form of Rattel.
Rattel.
Rattel is the world's strongest scary beast.
No, it's not!
Wait, it's not!
It's a scary beast!
It's true.
It's certified by Guinness Book of World Records.
It's a waterless scary beast.
Waterless!
So, whether it's strong or not...
For example, if you see a lion or elephant in front of you and you think it's annoying, it will attack you.
It will attack you.
Even a cobra will attack you.
No way!
But it's not "a".
It's not "a".
It looks scary.
It has a cute face, but...
Cute?
Mr. Saku, can you say it's cute?
Then it's not "c"!
It's cute.
But Mr. Saku's hobby is saying "c" is cute.
But you're climbing a tree, right?
If you're climbing a tree, it's kind of funny.
It's not attacking you.
If you say a strong person, like a boxer or Mr. Wajima...
He's dripping nose water.
He's dripping nose water a lot.
Mr. Wajima is a little close, but...
Then what's "b"?
Rattel.
Which one is Rattel?
No, wait.
"b" or "d", right?
"b" or "d".
I think it's "b" or "d".
It's "b".
But it's probably "d".
The one that looks strong.
Because "b" looks like a lazy person.
No, it's "d".
I think it's "b".
You said your face is the cutest.
You said you have a cute face.
Unexpectedly, I like you.
Unexpectedly, I see.
This is cute.
It's cute.
In a way, it's cute.
Next, a hint about "haneotsupai".
"Haneotsupai".
"Haneotsupai" is a drink that you love.
He was drunk!
This is actually a flower that blooms in a tree called "bultam".
I love flowers.
When I eat that flower, there is honey in it and it is often fermented.
And I eat it.
Is it already fermented?
Yes, it is fermented.
You love it!
I love it.
And I've been eating it since I was a kid until I became an adult.
Have you always been drunk?
I've been screaming all the time.
Being drunk and having "otsupai" on your name is terrible!
"Otsupai"?
"Otsupai" is the biggest "otsupai" in the world.
"Go-otsu"'s "otsu"
Oh, it's that "otsu"
No, it's not!
It's not!
It's decided!
Why is his head crown red?
This is it!
Try drinking "b" too.
"b" is also a little drunk.
You don't know, do you?
He's so drunk that it's terrible!
This is a red way of drinking.
But I think "c" is...
Right?
It's like alcohol, isn't it?
"c" is...
If you're drunk, I'd like to see you drink.
What's wrong with you?
You look pale.
You have a black face.
You're not good at drinking.
I want to scream all my life.
You want to scream all your life because you're drunk.
This is it for sure!
Saku-chan, this is it!
That's the answer!
Let's say "zorilla"
"Zorilla"?
"Zorilla"'s "hiai" is...
"Zorilla" is an earthworm that shoots smelly liquid from its butt.
This is "b"!
Actually, it's good at climbing trees and swimming.
But...
You spit out smelly liquid and put it on your face...
That's "zorilla".
You put it on your face?
It's dangerous, so you put it on your face...
Even so, when the enemy comes, you pretend to be dead.
You pretend to be dead?
I'm not "zorilla".
You're "zorilla"!
Why do you spit out smelly liquid?
It's weird, isn't it?
You don't do that, do you?
You don't do that from your butt, do you?
What are you saying?
Are you listening properly?
No, I'm not listening.
I'm sorry, but...
It's like this, right?
Let's do it one by one.
What will you do?
If you think it's B or D, please go ahead.
I think it's B.
Can we know what you're saying?
Yes, you can.
Leave it to me.
You're the leader of the school today.
Yes, leave it to me.
Is this okay?
Yes.
Why do you think it's this?
I was curious about how strong it looked like.
I thought it was this.
What about Haneo Chipai?
Haneo is already drunk.
Because he likes alcohol.
Zoro was a smelly liquid.
Speaking of scunk...
I see.
Then, I will announce the correct answer.
It's correct, right?
Let's start with D.
It's D.
Please go ahead.
It's not "gorilla" it's "zorilla"
but "solved zoro" means "fox" in Spanish.
Just like that word, "zorilla" means "fox-like thing".
It looks like a tanuki.
It's in Africa and it's called "African skunk".
Skunk is an American species.
Just like Michael Jackson.
Let's move on to B.
It's really strong and persistent.
Even though it doesn't have much of an attack power,
whether it's a lion or an elephant, it will eat you up.
It looks like it's good for people, doesn't it?
Once it's cut off, it's a big deal.
Everyone knows it's a big deal,
so savannah animals run away as soon as they see it.
How big is it?
It's about this big.
It's about 80 centimeters in size.
It can be a lion or an elephant.
It can also be a cobra.
If you get bitten by a cobra or something like that,
you usually die,
but if you eat a little, you come back to life again.
That's amazing!
This is a picture of it when it was cute.
This is a picture of it when it was fierce.
It looks like a Gremlin!
It looks like this, but it's a honey-lover.
- It's a bear! - It eats honey.
It's fighting against a Lycaon.
It doesn't care if it's a herd of animals or not.
Lycaons are scary animals.
They're said to be the strongest when hunting in packs.
But it still goes.
Amazing, Lycaon.
- It fell asleep. - It fell asleep.
- It's a little tired now. - Yes.
- Honey-lover. - Honey-lover.
Plus Yama-chan.
Come on!
Come on, Lycaon!
This is Haneo Tsupai, of course!
Is this drunk?
First of all, Haneo Tsupai has an "o" called "haneo" and it looks like a wing.
Haneo!
The teacher says you're drunk!
I've seen Haneo a lot, it's red!
It's red!
I'm sure the teacher thought we were Omotsupo when we moved here!
Which one?
It's okay!
You will show people your special skill like a hero's special move.
You will be the judges.
If you think it's too much, you will be punished.
If you don't like it, you will be kicked out.
If you all get kicked out, you will receive 30,000 yen.
Let's get started.
Here is the challenger.
Don't push yourself.
Are you okay?
I won't do it for one second.
You always do it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You're not overdoing it today, are you?
No, I'm not.
Wow!
Now, please give your judgment.
You're pushing yourself, aren't you?
Now, next challenger, please come in!
Robe Saitama! Take off your vest quickly and cool!
Take off your vest quickly and cool?
Yes, please!
That's what you were going to do, right?
You always do it like this.
Even in front of the mirror.
One more time?
Yes, please.
I'll do it.
Put it in here.
After you took it off.
Challenger, please.
Osamu Okuta, 28 years old.
Bromus Gum.
Using gum tape, take off your glasses coolly.
Yes, please.
What does it mean?
Coolly?
What does it mean?
What is it?
I'll do it.
What does it mean?
You brought something crazy!
Before that, I don't know if you can take off your vest.
Take off your glasses and your vest.
It's too small.
Give me a bigger one.
I can't do it. Can you do it?
No, I can't.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
Mr. Yamamoto, please.
I won't do it.
It didn't work.
I'm sorry.
It didn't work.
It's because we can't do it like this.
OK, judges, please make your decision.
This is difficult!
Thank you very much!
OK, next challenger, please!
We have news from him today as well.
Big brother, please!
This is not enough! You have the strongest enemy in the world!
Next week, we will gather in Harutama!
Together with us, we will save the earth!
Yesterday and the day before yesterday, there was one.
I'm not saying it anymore!