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Yamazato Ryota-kun, please come on up!
First up is Yamazato Ryota-san!
Nice to meet you! Thank you very much!
Excuse me, is it okay if I sit here?
Yes, of course.
Thank you for waiting!
I'm getting full already!
Just looking at you makes my heart race.
I have a lot of flowers, but I don't want to introduce them.
Why not?!
Thank you for giving me so many flowers!
SKE.
Yes, SKE in Nagoya.
And SKE40.
AKB.
Thank you very much!
And...
NAOI.
Yes, NAOI in Osaka.
And...
ATM.
We don't have an ATM!
I know you helped me out!
You gave me money and stuff like that.
You gave me all of them, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
I'm too sad! I'm causing too much trouble for them!
Why?!
Why is Gackt crying?!
I sang with Gackt-san in a live performance.
It felt really good.
Does that have anything to do with AKBP?
No, I'm really close with them.
I even did an MC for them in a live performance.
You're lying!
You're getting louder and louder.
I heard you!
I just slapped you in the face!
Who do you like?
AKB or Momokuro?
You've shown your face in a lot of places.
That's right!
It's hard for me to choose who I like!
Do you all like me equally?
And as a result, all fans hate me.
You have such a beautiful face.
That's right.
You said something about AKB, and it got a lot of attention, didn't it?
There was a rock-paper-scissors tournament.
I was a referee there.
There were tens of thousands of people.
I saw it.
You saw it?
It's annoying, being an MC.
If you say that, I won't be able to say anything.
One person keeps saying "rock-paper-scissors"
That's what I saw in front of me
Is there any booing from fans?
Well, there is booing in the sense of a well-known example
There is also a real one
Which one is more?
The volume of the real one is quite large
But some of them try to help me
"Hey, die, Masato!" When someone comes like that
"Die!" or "Don't become a sin!"
Some people say like that
Yes, yes, yes.
It doesn't go either way in Canada.
No, in Canada... I've been there once, but...
I went to a show of Girls' Generation with Mr. Sakiyama of ANTACIPLE.
Mr. Sakiyama was just like that.
He was wearing his usual outfit and was panicking like crazy.
And there was such a casual person watching a Girls' Generation concert.
I was like, "Wow, you look cool, Mr. Sakiyama!" and I looked aside and he was crying like "suuu".
Last week on Friday, many reporters gathered and held a press conference announcing new rules since October.
Who will appear in it?
As you can see, Monday to Friday is a new system.
What are the new monthly rules you are curious about?
Here are past uniforms.
This is a 14-year-old Starkey, a new rule.
His true identity is...
The person wearing these uniforms is...
It's a picture from middle school.
Yes, it's a picture from middle school.
Yes, I'm really thin.
I'm sorry.
Next up is a manly entertainer who joins us on Wednesday.
We're looking forward to seeing her.
These are her past uniforms.
It seems like she's a woman with high standards.
Could it be...
It's this person!
I think it was about a year ago.
I'm wearing my old clothes and walking around Shinjuku.
Oh, really?
Yes, that's right.
And on Thursday...
That laughing monster finally...
Dies!
Here are her old clothes!
She was wearing this old clothes!
She still wears this old clothes and can't get out of it.
Surprisingly, she has a cold easily.
These three new regulars have told us about their enthusiasm.
I'm going to be a member of the girls' team for two years.
I hope I can come back as a regular member someday.
I'll do my best as a "yashikei" character.
Thank you.
"Yashikei" character.
Yes, "yashikei" character.
Actually, I've worked with Tamori-san many times as "akb48" in other programs.
But I don't think she recognizes me yet.
So I'll do my best to talk with Tamori-san first.
Lastly, Yamasaki-san, please.
Yes, of course.
Of course, it's me.
No, no, you're welcome.
No matter what program it is, a "gala" always happens.
Yes, that's right.
I don't want to go beyond "gala", but I want to be as active as "gala".
It's difficult to say if I can do that.
I want to be as active as "gala".
Please tell us how you felt when you decided to be a regular member of "yashikei".
First of all, I confirmed that I'm not a "mc".
No, no, you're welcome.
I confirmed that I'm not a "mc".
First of all, Tamori-san, please tell us how you feel about joining "hina-san".
I hope I can get along with "outa-san" of "bakushonhonzai" on Wednesdays.
"outa-san" sounds difficult, doesn't it?
Is there any program you're looking forward to?
What I wanted to do the most was "itomo cup".
I've been watching it from behind and wanted to participate in it.
"itomo cup", as I thought.
I'm already nervous, but I won't lose, really.
I won't lose, really.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Shinriki and Ms. Naomi, please tell us about your impressions of each other.
Naomi is big, isn't she?
She's bigger than you see in the movies, isn't she?
To be honest, I feel a lot of pressure.
You'll know who I'm talking about later.
In "Star Wars Episode I", you look like a monster that says "start".
That's not it in "Star Wars Episode I", is it?
I'm not a monster whose name is not said.
The press conference ended with a commemorative photo shoot of the three new regulars.
Please look forward to "itomo cup" that Asukara has powered up.
In October, three new regulars will be promoted to "totsugakun".
The press conference ended with a commemorative photo shoot of the three new regulars.
It's "itomo cup".
Oh, I'm one of them.
But as expected of you, you were excited about the press conference.
Well, it's weird for me to say it myself, but I was excited.
It's a little embarrassing for me to say it myself, though.
And earlier in the press conference, Naomi-san, you mentioned something you wanted to do.
Yes, "itomo cup".
"itomo cup".
Yes.
And, Yamazaki-san, do you know about "itomo cup"?
Yes, I know about "itomo cup" more than "itomo cup" at first.
That's unusual.
People often say "itomo cup" is the opposite of "itomo cup".
Now, everyone, why don't we practice "yokou"?
Oh, I see.
Everyone, we're going to show you a flip over there.
Please cooperate and do a gesture for 30 seconds.
Yes, understood.
Oh, Nakamura-san, you're going to teach us?
Then, 30 seconds, ready, start!
First one.
Oh, baseball!
First one is correct!
20 seconds left.
What are you doing?
Isn't there a song called "orchestra"?
Oh, that's right. It was just an instrument.
It's not mine, it's Cero's.
Oh, it's Cero's.
Finally, since it's "Zoukaou", I'd like you all to pretend for the next VTR.
I see. Let's go to the next VTR!
One, two...
I don't know!
It proves usual Wednesdays' unexpected privacy!
"Sitting down conversation"!
- So, today's topic is... - "Off"!
- What we do during "off". - Huh?
- How we spend "off". - I see.
This isn't know about us, I think.
Usual Wednesdays...
It's hard to say what you do during "off".
- I don't know. - Uh-oh.
- Please tell me how you spend "off". - Yes.
I usually say in this show,
I wake up two hours before I go out in the morning.
I have a lot of things to do.
First of all, I take a bath.
When I take a bath, I cover my ears like this and...
It's hard in the morning.
What do you do?
I dive until I can't breathe.
In the morning of Auto-san, he challenges himself every day.
I set the temperature at about 43 degrees.
I raise my head little by little.
It's hot.
I gradually raise my head to about 45 degrees.
It's hot.
It's like a hot bath.
It's hot and I feel dizzy.
Even so, I challenge myself to my limits.
What do you do it for?
Is it for your health?
It's not for my health. I do it every morning to challenge my limits.
I do it every morning and I usually fall down in the bathroom.
That's your limit.
You don't look like you're having fun.
I do it first and then I do training.
I do push-ups, push-ups 40 times, abs 20, 20, 40, so 80 times.
You do it like that?
I do back 40, abs 20, and I fall down.
I do it every morning.
Even when I go to bed at night, I think I have to do it tomorrow morning.
You look depressed.
I can't sleep because I'm depressed.
I know about muscle training.
You should quit it.
You shouldn't quit it.
Leave it to yourself.
Mr. Nakaoka, can you tell me how you spend your day?
I spend my day alone at home.
I do some land activities.
I ask myself some questions about land.
Mr. Nakaoka's question about land is about fruits.
You know strawberries, right?
I think strawberries are too high-ranked.
It's not that good.
What do you mean?
Strawberries are in third place for me.
It's not that high-ranked.
Is it that good?
It's so good!
Let me see.
The raisins are so cute, so it's higher in rank.
But it doesn't have much flavor.
Strawberries are good.
Some people like it, but I think the raisins are better.
The raisins are too expensive!
The raisins are so good in American style!
I like peach.
I know that you like peach.
I like grapes.
I used to be in third place, and now I'm in fourth or fifth place.
What's in first place for you?
It's peach.
The peach looks good and it's good.
It's in first place.
If you don't add condensed milk, it doesn't taste good.
It doesn't have a good texture.
Strawberries now are so good!
They are good now, but...
You have to eat the green part of the strawberry first.
You don't normally eat it first.
The green part is sweeter, so it doesn't taste good.
You have to eat the green part first and then eat the green part.
It's really sweet.
I don't eat shortcake because it's so good.
There's also a little bit of it.
There's a little bit of it?
That's good.
The texture is good.
This is good.
What's in first place for you?
I like kiwi fruit.
Kiwi fruit.
You're in first place.
I'm in first place now.
The milk is good too, but...
I think it's about 7th place.
The mango is really good.
Is it okay to say that?
It's okay.
It's good.
I have a question.
Why is your shirt full of clover?
I have a question.
You have scales on your glasses.
Scales of fish.
You went fishing yesterday.
I went fishing yesterday.
Yesterday.
This scale is still attached.
Okimoto-san, please tell us how you spend your days off.
I don't have any days off.
I don't have many days off.
You are an AKB48 member.
I am an AKB48 member.
I can't invite my members on my days off because I feel embarrassed.
You don't get along with them?
We don't get along with them.
I go with Yuyuko when she invites me, but I can't invite her.
I go to various places.
I go out for a meal.
Why don't you go out?
I can't invite AKB members, but I can't invite you.
I can't invite you more.
She went to Tokyo Tower alone in the middle of the night.
She had an unexpected fear experience.
I went to Tokyo Tower alone.
I went to an old doll shop where I wanted to go for a long time.
An old doll shop.
It was already closed.
There were no people there.
"An old doll!" I said.
"Wow! I can see it! Yes!" I thought and went in.
I was scared of the reality of an old doll.
You went alone in the middle of the night. That's scary.
I was so scared that I called my friend.
I can't go forward because I have a cramp in my leg.
"Please call me." I said and called him.
I wanted to leave a proof of my coming here.
I put a self-timer in front of me.
I took a picture in front of me.
I looked at the night view of Tokyo Tower.
I was afraid of heights.
There was a place where I could see below me.
I went there alone.
"Come on!" I said.
That's sad.
That's scary.
I was scared of that, but I kept fighting by myself.
Being alone is easier.
I write blogs and have a lot of fun.
Do you write blogs by yourself?
I write blogs by myself.
Who writes blogs?
What is a blog cup?
I didn't go to the aquarium in Tokyo Tower.
The aquarium in Tokyo Tower is very interesting.
You are dressed up like you went to the aquarium in Tokyo Tower.
There is something I am curious about.
Something you are curious about?
What is the thing that she is curious about in the aquarium in Tokyo Tower?
All of the aquariums in Tokyo Tower are plain.
I told Kagarin about it and she said that all of them are plain.
There are only plain, Amazon, gray aquariums.
They have been there for decades.
They are all for sale.
You can buy them, right?
Yes, you can buy one of them and say "haaah!".
She has a face like this.
She says "haaah!".
She has a face like "I dropped the key!".
She says "haaah!".
She comes all the way to the glass and hits it.
It always hurts.
And she's like, "Oh, it's you! What's wrong with you? What do you want?"
And I want to go see more of her.
Oh, it's you! She's always there!
Her face is like...
Her back is like, "Dun! Dun!"
Huh?!
If you keep going like that, you'll end up with a weird face.
- That's sad. - I couldn't do it yesterday.
- I don't know what to say. - It feels good.
- Mr. Kokado, how do you spend your day? - Yes! Yes!
- Ah, you're noisy. - How do you do it?
- It's noisy, but it's fine. - Yes, yes.
- Um... If I have a day off, I go to Disneyland. - What?!
- Welcome to haunted dimension! - What are you doing? What are you doing?
- What?! - What?!
- Um, Mr. Ukako... - Has he ever worked in a small world?
- Not at all! - Not at all!
- He's never worked in a big country! - I've never been to a big country!
- Have you? - He has!
- I think you have! - I think you have!
- I don't think so! - You don't think so?
- He's a seven-year-old Tanaka! - Seven-year-old Tanaka!
- Seven years old? - That's not a problem for me!
- "Hi-ho, hi-ho!" - Is that a good voice?
- No way! - No way!
- Why?! - Why?!
- Well... Some of my juniors. - Both men?
Yes, male and female.
Where? A, B, or C?
There's C, but there's no A or B.
There's always C.
There's no A or B.
It's not that C.
It's that C.
Disney.
There's this amazing guy.
He's my junior and he really likes Disney.
He goes there four or five times a week.
What?
There's a guy like that.
Two-toned guy named Ueda-kun.
He's an entertainer, right?
He's an entertainer.
He knows a lot about Fujimon.
Fujimon knows a lot about it.
That's why we decided to do a show with Fujimon and have a confrontation.
But it was so amazing that we didn't have that show anymore.
It was more amazing than Fujimon?
It was more amazing than Fujimon.
Fujimon admitted it.
What is inside the tour that Disney entertainers guide beyond Fujimon?
First of all, a course.
For example, an attraction course.
Like "hide and seek Mickey" course.
Do you know "hide and seek Mickey"?
What do you know?
If you open it up, you can see a lot of things.
There's Mickey in various patterns.
There's "hide and seek Mickey" course.
There's "parade" course.
There's a lot of courses.
There's day and night.
There's "go to the best place" course.
He knows all of them.
He even knows where to look.
An attraction course is the best.
Because it's an attraction course.
I always say "attraction course" and he says "this course, I got it. This way, please."
From there, you can go wherever you want.
If you feel good, you can take me everywhere.
Even if you don't line up, you can look at the time and everything.
There is something like an Aladdin's magic lamp show.
Where is Aladdin's show?
It's like a real stage.
Aladdin's story is done in various ways.
There are various things using the image and the real stage.
Everyone is sitting like this.
At first, they are trapped in a big box with a bad magic tool.
With a locked key.
A little kid is looking for a key to open the box.
Everyone is sitting in a place where there is no key.
Suddenly, the kid takes out the key of his bicycle like this.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Then, a magician of a little kid with glasses on the stage comes.
He gets off the stage and takes the key of his bicycle.
Then, he grabs the locked key of the big treasure box and says,
Hey, it's not big at all.
Then, all the audience laugh and say, "Wow!"
So, as guests, we are the only ones who are sitting on this side of the stage.
Is it a cherry blossom?
If it's not a cherry blossom, it's a bad thing.
So, after that, you may return the key of your bicycle to the agency.
No, he is not like that.
He is not like that.
But, he is suspicious.
He is suspicious.
On his way back from Disneyland, he says, "It was fun."
Then, he says, "Let's go eat together."
He tries to leave the stage and says, "I'm sorry, I still have something to do."
Then, he goes back to Disney.
He still has something to do.
Why?
I don't know why.
He still has something to do.
Are you deceiving me?
But it's a lot of fun!
Disneyland has a lot of secrets, doesn't it?
Yeah, I've heard about it.
There's a really important person watching.
Pretending to be a guest?
Pretending to be a guest.
And when there's a really good cast, they suddenly give you a card.
And when you collect five of those cards, you get a prize.
You get a prize.
There's something like that, right?
Yeah, there is.
Is it like that for characters, too?
For characters, too?!
How did you know?
You don't like it, do you?!
There's a famous character called "greeting" in "Mickey".
He comes out to greet people and take pictures with them.
There's also a minor character.
There's a balance of popularity.
When we happened to see Disney on TV...
What was the "nicest reaction" that Disney's character showed?!
When we saw him on TV, he stood out.
He was like, "Oh, it's you, Gus!"
He came up to me and said, "Oh, hello."
I happened to bump into "greeting".
I happened to bump into him when he came out.
When we saw "Mickey", we were like, "Whoa!"
But when I saw him, I was like, "Who is this character?!"
We took pictures together and did this.
Before that, we were like, "Whoa!" and said, "That's amazing!"
When we took pictures with that character,
we were like, "Oh, it's on TV!" and came over here.
We saw the producer afterwards.
When we saw that character, we were like, "Whoa!" and left.
We did it!
Nice.
That was perfect.
Perfect.